>>690948807
Ultraviolet. What absolute hog shit.

>>690948807
yeah, that fucking movie is the worst of all time, also the AVGN movie i barely watched the beggining

Flash Gordon. Not even Queen could save it.

>>690948807
>What movies has /b/ walked out of early?

I try to stay with the horrible movie, then fall asleep in my chair

>>690949119
is not that bad, i kinda like it, it has the He-Man movie vibe

Any time a movie starts and you see "A Happy madison production" you must be pretty much braindead if you stay. However, for me it was Peter Jackson's King Kong, well I didn't walk out, I fell asleep but it was pretty much the same result.

>>690948807
Dark Water. Boring and very unscary. Made it about halfway through before my friend and I decided we'd had enough. Jap version was good tho.

I have to admit I walked out on SpaceBalls. Still don't like it.

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>>690948807
>spending the money on a ticket for a movie that looks like garbage

>>690948807
the worst movie of all time has to be dark knight rises. Before the climax even started some guy came in and shot a bunch of my friends. Then I feel asleep in my chair

Batguy vs. Superdude

>>690949465
Well to each their own.

one of those fucking hunger games pieces of shit

>>690949574
1/10

>>690948807
sunshine

>>690948807
Flipper

>>690949574
Gosh anon, are your friends ok?

>>690949706
I hate Jennifer Lawrence, she is just a 2d actress with one character, plus she's a self absorbed cunt in real life.

>>690949574
Was that the live action version of the movie?

Monkey bone.
Star Wars.

>>690948807
All "comedy" movies for the past 2 years. I watch movies at home, but I turn them off when I get bored. Comedy movies now are too pc.

Neighbors 2

>that's sexist
>this is sexist
>you're sexist
>am I sexist?

garbage

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>>690948807
Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story (2005)
Oddly, it's not a bad movie, all the actors are brilliant, it's high quality, well produced.
It's just not working - you can't film a meta-story that never starts - fun as a concept, hopelessly boring as a film.

>>690948807
Zoolander

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>>690948807
inglorious bastards

triggered me as a german

>>690950400
This

>>690949899
Wow, you know her in real life? Cool beans.

>>690948807
How is pic related exactly?

BRUCE ALMIGHTY I WAS INSULTED BECAUSE OF MY CHRISTIAN BELIEVES !

>>690950400
>Zoolander 2
FTFY

Pokemon 2000

>>690950287
Fukn hate that cuck Rogen

>the conjuring 2
>cloverfield (handheld camera movies make me nauseous)
>wreck it ralph

Back door sluts 9

>>690950648
Oh yeah, forgot Pineapple Express

Debbie does Dallas ,I could not get an Erection

Broke back Mountain , the FAGGOT MOVIE FUCK THAT SHIT!!

Ultraviolet, Passion of the Christ, and Contact

Invictus, made it probly 10. Went back to the parking lot and fucked my girlfriend in the back seat.

>>690950885
Passion of the Christ was great Raw !!

Batman vs Superman. Pure unadulterated trash.

>>690950917
That's so chad bro

>>690950917
Hope it was in the ASS!!!

>>690948807
Last house on the left remake. Got almost halfway through, just an hour and a half of sadism.

The dark Knight rises

>>690951171
pussy

>>690948807
I don't walk out of movies. What am I going to do, go home and jerk off for an hour to Montel Williams? Just watch the fucking movie and then you can talk shit about it.

Django Unchained , Could not stand a NIGGER happy ending!!

The worlds end

>>690948807
That's a movie you watch when you're a kid. If not then its too late to enjoy. Its a stupid movie but when you're young, it's entertaining

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>>690950648
Why did you dislike The Conjuring 2?
I've never walked out if a movie. Even the shitty ones.

Fisting boys 2 , the guys where ugly

>>690949512
I was 9 years old boss and even I knew it was shit

>>690951466
This. Except I walked out as soon as Sam L Jackson walked out and opened his character with "Who dat nigga up on dat nag?"

>>690948807
i liked master of disguise, but to be fair, i was 9 when i saw it

>>690948807

The Big Short.

It was funny, but I saw it with my girlfriend who didn't understand anything about it, so that kinda ruined it.

>what does this mean?
>anon, what did he mean by that?
>what are they talking about?

Ruined it for me, so we left.

>>690952044
D:

>>690948807
The new Godzilla. Complete utter shit

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>>690948807
>You have been visited by proof of natural selection
>Good genes will cum to your kids but only if you respond to this picture saying sleep tight fat cunt

>>690950486
it's from the 2002 comedy The Master of Disguise

>>690952249
Thats what I call a woman!!! id eat her ass like poppy chow!!!!

A Clockwork Orange. Left the theater as soon as Alex is being forced to watch the movies.

>>690948807
Every single Superhero movie.

>>690952440
You sir, are old

>>690952249
>Trying this hard to be cancer
>Not even putting the text onto the picture

>>690952440
Second that ! that movie was a WTF moment made no sense walked out of that shit

Batman vs superman,got woken up by bats screeching,took the car keys and fell asleep in the car full everyone else came out

>>690952619
Why did you go to a movie theater to take a nap?

>>690948807
I fell asleep for empires strikes back in 1979 but then again i was 3

>>690952801
d'aww

Straight Out of Compton was invited but did not know it was a NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC DOCUMENTARY ! BABOONS EVERYWHERE

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>>690952771
I like to pay for my naps

>>690948807
This movie came out when I was 9, my mormon friend fucking loved it because it was the most G rated vanilla shit ever. When Hot Rod came out he was convinced that that was the funniest movie of all time.

He got shot dead on his "mission" in Uruguay 2 years ago for trying to convert die-hard Catholics to mormonism. Still miss him occassionally

The Dark Knight. To this day the only movie i where i walked out. Absolute waste of money and time

>>690952267
I know the film but how is it related?

>>690949037

I don't know what the fuck he was thinking making that thing. He had a popular series going and he just ended it for years while he made a movie that no one wanted.

CLUELESS does bitches where lame!!

>>690949037
That piece of shit killed my respect for the Nerd. It was revived by his Ghostbusters Remake video, though.

>>690952985
Because that's the movie he walked out of, dumbass

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>>690952985
Anon, are you retarded?

>>690952901
Good riddance, one less Mormon missionary in the world.

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>>690953129
>taking such obvious b8
he wasn't even being subtle

>>690952507
I suggest you stop watching shit movies

>>690953240
Yes I was

>>690953106

Yeah, I'd forgotten he existed till that Ghostbusters video came out.

>>690949465
It's shit. Most Mel Brooks is shit.

>>690948807
i fucking loved this movie as a child
rewatched it an amazing amount of times
I highly doubt it has held up since then
rushofnostalgia.jpg

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was not my idea.

TITANIC because I already knew the ending so there was no point ..

>>690952985
>>690952985
Are you trying to ask "In your opinion, what makes the 2002 comedy film The Master of Disguise trash?"? You couldve done it in a less autistic manner.

Not the dude you are responding to either

>>690953444
i just snorted

>>690948807

The Crying Game.

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>>690948807
The Hunger Games. I left towards the end, but When I saw that dudes dying but dressed painted like a rock and buried I just...

>>690953444
hahahahaha op is a faggg , did you take it in the butt at the theatre ?

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>le best movie of the year!

>>690953444
Boy, Key and Peele really had a rought beginning

>>690953555
only metaphorically

>>690948807
I actually watched this HUGE SHIT of a movie

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>>690953444
Any Wayans bros movie released after this one was complete garbage

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>>690953321

I'll agree Spaceballs isn't his best; but you're way off about Mel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmYIo7bcUw

>>690953169
Sauce?

>>690953734
Any COON movie ever is complete Garbage!

>>690949772
it's actually pretty ok

>>690953759
even blazing saddles is overrated as fuck. history of the world? zzzzzzzz

maybe he made something that doesn't suck, but I haven't seen it yet.

>>690953870
Relax with all that edge, kid

>>690948807
Purple Rain

>>690953997

The Producers is his best film.

>>690950885
Contact is pretty good.

The Godfather 2 and 3

>>690948807
fell asleep during star wars episode 1. fuck dat jar jar.

Avengers 2. What a heaping pile of shit. Can't believe people like that trash

>>690954131
Can't blame you. That's easily the most boring/shit Star Wars movie

>>690954028
coon is insulted , cry me a river

>>690954131
I'm not going to lie, the first and last 20 minutes is my favorite in the entire saga.

Live action dragon ball movie. I knew it was going to be absolute shit so I went really stoned with my friends. (Weed makes horrible movies at least laughable right?) We underestimated just how much pure shit it was... After the first ten minutes I was stone cold sober we left soon after that...

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considering movies now are £10 each just for tickets, i'd keep watching if the fucking cinema caught fire.

pic unrelated

>>690953870
he said, about a PARODY blaxploitation film

>>690954131
>>690954253
Darth Maul was cool though.

>>690954279
>thinking /b/ is /pol/

>>690951466
Becareful anon, you might cut yourself on all those edges.

>>690951678
I cringed every time that trailer came up when I was a kid.

>>690954066
maybe so, but musicals and showbiz meta-humor isn't really my bag

>>690954372
He was really overhyped though compared to his actual screentime. Had potential to be the coolest antagonist after Darth Vader

>>690954372
literally the only decent part of the film

>>690954372
This is true. Just needed more of him

Not a movie, but cowboy bebop.
watched one episode and it sucked so hard. I don't see why people like it so much.

The Dictator. Piece of cinematic horseshit.

>>690954338
How much is that in us dollars?

>>690954638
Gurren Lagann too.

>>690954729
$70

>>690954820
No, way!

>>690954687
Had to google, thought you meant that chaplin film (which turns out is called 'the great dictator')

>>690949608
This

>>690954729
$14.70

>>690950415
Protip: the nazis were the good guys in Basterds

>>690954518

The version on Broadway is a musical, the film only has two songs in it (Springtime for Hitler and one as the credits roll) and they're both pretty funny.

I don't like musicals or showbiz meta humor that much either; but the Producers is more of a comedy about crafty Jews using a Nazi to try and Jew their investors.

>>690955038
In the U.S it's more expensive. FUCK EM' ANYWAY!

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>>690954740
triggered

>>690954638
>>690954740
>Drawing conclusions about any TV show after 1 episode.

Shit if the style just isn't for you then it isn't for you. But it's pretty fucking presumptive to say something's awful when you've only seen about 20 minutes of around 9 hours of runtime.

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>>690952521
You think that's fucking old I walked out on Plan 9' from Outer Space, released in 1959. Worst. Movie. Ever.

>>690954898
noooooo. Quite the contrast though. The Great Dictator was touchingly existential, calling into question the way that the "Western world" viewed ideologies with one hell of a performance by Chaplin. That monologue is so powerful it's fucking chilling.

The Dictator feels like a Seth McFarlane-esque abortion that was trying to make similar points in the present light.

>>690955552
(first anon)
I recently talked to a friend who's seen cowboy bebop, he said it was pretty much the same throughout the entire series.
Also, I'm not the second anon, I think Gurren Lagann is great.

>>690948807
Delta Farce. Forced to see it with hick family. I was genuinely pissed I wasted my money on such garbage

>>690955953
Have you watched Kill la Kill yet? It's like Gurren Lagann but with more tits.

>>690948807
I watched this movie when was a little kid
And loved it till this day I can't find a single flaw in this film

You sir are a gigantic faggot

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>>690950847
"Fuck that shit" pretty much summarizes the plot.

>>690956120
Yea, It was great too! It kept an over all greater quality, but the climaxes wasn't as epic.

>>690956366
carlos pls

only one, fear and loathing in las vegas

>>690956386
I dunno. Clothing aliens in space was pretty fucking metal. Also Mama Badtouch fucking creeped me out, 10/10

>>690956366
Why must I lose to this idiot?

>>690949299
The 80's one or the remake just out of curiosity?

>>690949706
they all suck fucking dick tbh, the last one was really awful though

>>690949305
Long fucking movie! The huge bugs and shits and the fight scene with dino were pretty cool. Naomi watts is fucking hot too that doesn't hurt

>>690956998
Why do I loose to you Losing to carlos

>>690948807
What movie is this

>>690949310
Like the grudge, us version was weak as hell

>>690956851
>Also Mama Badtouch fucking creeped me out, 10/10
I wasn't sure whether to be horny, creeped out or confused. Yea, 10/10

>>690949310
Even Jennifer doesn't make it worth it! she got too skinny imo

>>690953958
It's a terrible sci fi movie. It tries way to hard to be deep and its basic premise is so fucking stupid.

>>690957520
I get the distinct feeling that it's supposed to be give off super rapey vibes, since she was the bad guy. Still a little hot tho. I'm probably just a bit fucked up.

>>690954638
Two words vruh
>SPACE NOIR

>>690953321
Don't you dare talk about Mr. Brooks that way!! He is a genius and a legend.

>>690957648
The reason I think It's a 7/10 is because the story is plausible. I mean, maybe not the ending, but the main story behind it.

>>690958007
>the story is plausible
Not at all. Holy shit.

>>690948807
The Last Airbender.

As soon as that wave didn't destroy the fleet we walked out.

>>690950648
cloverfield fuckin eh, like you said shaky as fuck and the only cool part of the movie (the giant monster) is only onscreen for 2 seconds

>>690951466
Why did you see the movie in the first place, /pol/lack? What did you expect?

>>690957466
Minister if disregarded

>>690951285
walking out of this thread right now

>>690952889
What did you think it would be?

>>690952927
what's wrong? 2deep?

>>690950847
>walking in to watch this in the first place

>>690948807
Gorillas in the mist, the only theater movie I ever fell asleep to

>>690948807
Donnie darko. Overrated cult crap.

>>690952991
I think it was mostly his dream to turn out a feature film. He knew he would never get a studio budget, but that isn't where he excels. He should have just done a fucking really long episode in the form of a film, but then it would just be seen as that. A really long episode. Looking forward to his horror stuff.

>>690954820
that's not correct at all

>>690957424
cause nimzo I guess..

>>690951171
>just an hour and a half of sadism.
... and the problem with that is...?

>>690958835
finally someone's out there

>>690955086
Mein neger.

>>690950287
Agreed. Neighbors 2 was a piece of cucked up PC shit.

>>690948807
Pretty much anything with Seth Rogan.

>>690958799
>Gorillas in the mist
For some reason I thought she would make love with the beasts

>>690953169
nipple fucking, wow ok

>>690948807
I dont know why but I remember liking the movie. I dont remember anything about it in particular, just that I enjoyed it.

>>690954291
Why did Shyamalan go from decent to dogshit?

>>690950579
>because of my believes
>believes
0/10. Christians may not beleive in gravity, but we certany beleive in fucking spellcheck.

>>690949305
Grandma's Boy is the only HM title i can stand

>>690959191
He was always dogshit.

>>690958835
Also everything from the 80's and 90's. Literally dirt quality.

>>690958937
>>690958835

This pos. I can't tell the number of times I've had to explain why I think that movie was shit. I have the same with the sixth sense.

>>690949899
You know this because you grew up with/date/work with her? Or maybe it's because opinions are like assholes m8

>>690959303
Why not just everything, then you can be like stan.

>>690955672
geezer how do you know how to work a computer

>>690953734

KEKITY KEK
>Soul cinema
KEKITY KEK

>>690948807
Only movie I've ever walked out on was the great gatsby remake

>>690955102
the guy they hire to play hitler has a song too

>>690959539
I pretty much do. Never really was a fan of music, tv and movies.

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>>690950239
lol monkey bone, yea it sucked- even with the star power of chris kattan

>>690955672
I think it was meant to be shit though! Like Ed Wood films

>>690959226
>beleive in fucking spellcheck
>beleive

>>690950415
it was the only way tarentino could get away with calling the jews dirty thieving rats (which he did in the opening farm house scene)

>>690950697
OP didn't ask if you came early, only if you left early

>>690953106
>Ghostbusters Remake video

What ghostbusters remake video?

>>690953294
What ghostbusters video?

>>690960077
I can't believe it

>>690960206
He complains about the new ghostbusters in a new video.

>>690948807
Drugs definitely make it tolerable, somewhat.

>>690955672
Are you one of those tech savvy old pedos

Do you have an underground rape bunker where you post on /b/ and rape kids

>>690959043
not in the "family" version

Leonard part 6

Goddamn it sucked

>>690948807
Jurassic world, I fell asleep three times, then left a little over half way through.

>>690951466
If you watch it backwards it has a happy ending.
Same with roots.

>>690948807
Monsters ball

>>690950697
Yeah man that one was so fuckin nasty I had to leave. I didnt even know women could be that depraved. Fuc

>>690959303
90's sure, but some of the best movies ever came out in the 80's

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>>690948807
This fucking faggoty, cancerous movie

>>690948807
Why is the greatest architect of all times wearing a suit that's way too big for him?

>>690960098
It was just a way to show gratitude to the eternal masters of Hollywood.

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>>690960971
This. Ted was also shit, Ted 2 was even worse.

>>690959191
He always has the religious undertones and then some other bullshit propaganda like The Happening

>>690960327

Dana Carvey? Or some other nig? Link?

>>690948807
Drive
Boring faggotry about a beta male!

>>690959440
Everyone"s got one and they all stink?

I sat through the minions movie, I can sit through anything with a natural running time.

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>>690961380
How are you alive? You must have at least 12 different types of late stage terminal cancer after watching that.

>>690949574
What the fuck? Dude, I feel so sorry for you. I would hate for all my friends to die. Atleast you got away with it though.

>>690961380
I'd have watched the shit out of that if they had a part where they served Hitler, which would make total sense given the basic premise of the whole movie.

>>690961203

I want to know I miss Dana Carvey so so much.

Interestelar
shit sucked

>>690948807
Coyote Ugly, I like women but they weren't even that pretty

>>690962007
did you even understand half of it?

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>>690953444
>>690953555
>>690958111
>>690961000
Trips for days

>>690962007
It had excelent graphics and I enjoyed the soundtrack. But it had enough plot holes to be a block of Swiss cheese and the ending was shit.

>>690962344
"Love is the one thing we’re capable of perceiving that transcends dimensions of time and space"

That shit triggered me in such a scientific movie.

>>690960327

Who complains about the new ghostbusters in a new video?! Isn't that sexist?!

>>690962684
Yeah

>>690962107
No man i walked out when i saw the talking robot

>>690957466

It's a documentary about the end of Dana Carvey's career

The Greatest Game Ever Played with Shia Labouef

Jurassic World

Or I fell asleep half way through and woke up to the T-Rex battle, I'm to cheap to walk out of a movie.

>>690962983
Talking machines sure are stupid.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WFR3lOm_xhE

Hot Tub Time Machine.

>wasn't funny in the least
>cast was just washup white dude, loser alcoholic white dude, a nigger and a /robot/
>main girl of interest looked like a fucking Aardman cartoon
>all 4 of them were just being pussies, the nigger literally cried getting laid and the alcoholic willingly stood still and got his ass kicked not once, not twice, but 3 fucking times.

Didn't even bother to see the last 10 minutes, I just threw my drink at the screen and walked out.

>>690948807
holy shit i remember going to watch that with my parents. First movie we all walked out of.

>>690952157
Still better than the 90s one

>>690949465
same.

Fell asleep during pursuit of happiness (stayed)
Krampus was good until half way through (unfortunately stayed) never left a theatre so disappointed. Had to see Jurassic world 3 times first time was way too high to appreciate it, 2nd time ex gave me a Xanax for no reason fell asleep 3rd time seeing it sober the excitement was already gone.

>>690951678
watched it as a kid and had to walk out during the first turtle suit scene. Pure shit movie.

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Showing my age but Alien:Resurrection.

The movie was bad enough already but then the projector started fucking up so I was like "Alright, this is a sign I should leave" so I did. Got my money back from the manager and free popcorn.