Never had a problem with girls wanting to do stuff. No one's laughed, but then again I don't date trash.

And no, I'm not a fan of blowjobs.
11 Sexual partners, 26 years old.

>>690948565
>not a fan of blowjobs
Really? I kind of prefer blowies over sex sometimes.

>>690948181
In the few short years of my life i'd say i've never had issues with my dick size.

Sure I dislike it, I'd prefer to be bigger, but i'm not in tears over it, I own that shit and I go hard motherfucker.

I'm not really into head, so it's just kind of "whatever" to me.

As for being laughed at, no, never got laughed at yet

>>690948852
ive kind of noticed the whole size thing means more to men than women

>>690949452
nah, i once had a friend that stopped dating a guy because is dick was too small. I had another friend who was married to a guy with a really small dick and she made him where a strapon to fuck her... shit is fucked

>>690949748
wow. that's kind of horrible. those guys must have been really hurt..

I got made fun of all in high school. I was a all county left tackle with no visible penis when soft. 5ish when hard. I laughed it off but it shamed the hell out of me and I was always terrified when I dropped pants for the first time with a chick. I'm old now (over 50) have kids, awesome fit gf (divorced 5 years ago) and have banged a few dozen women. It's about confidence not size. Bonus is you get more anal. I've deflowered 6 asses because I was not too big. Yeah Id love to tote a log, but play the penis you were dealt. It's all about confidence. Money helps too!

>>690950133
first guy, i dont think he knew that was the reason they broke up and she felt really bad about it. But if its important to you than its important to you. Some people dont give a fuck about one thing but do give a fuck about another. for instance, me and my wife have a 20lb rule. neither of us are allowed to gain more than 20lbs from when we first started dating. sounds shitty but, we both just wanna bang yoga bods

>>690950504

"play the penis you were dealt" I am in love with this quote

>>690948181

I have a dick thats just a bit bigger than the iPhone 5C in height (4.9 inches) so I'm probably in the 5-5.1 or 5.2 department.

Feels bad man, I'd rather have a smaller penis. Because it's literally just in the below average zone.

It can still do the job, just not a satisfactory one.

>>690951089

just get good at eating girls out, my gf has the craziest orgasms from blowing her

>>690948181
i woudlnt say its depressing but it definetly isnt a confidence boost
never had to use my 4.9inches though so idk how effective it is
i mean it could be worse i could have an asian micropenis or smth

>>690948181
dont really know if it enters the 'small' category, but its definitely below average, girth and length
never cared honestly. i mean, if you give me the chance of getting a significantly larger cock i would sure get it, but it doesnt change the big picture
im 24, had 2 gfs and some one night stands, everyone got along very well, so.. meh

btw, my 1st gf (5yrs relationship) is a lesbian now, maybe that hit me a lil, but fuck it

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>>690950504
>play the penis you were dealt

I'm fucking dying

>>690952622
"my 1st gf (5yrs relationship) is a lesbian now"

its all good, my ex turned into a lez then they both decided they wanted to have a threeway with a guy just to see and then i got to bang both of them!

>>690952622
Are you me?

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>>690950504
>play the penis you were dealt

>>690948181
4 inch here. I've never been able to keep a girl cause of it. They were sweet about it at first but never stayed for too long afterwards. I'm great eating a girl out too. Got pretty damn good at chaining their orgasms together. But there are times when the girl just wants to get fucked. Hard. I'm sure guys with girlfriends know what I'm talking about. And after about 6 months of that it usually ends up with disappointment and a break up.

Apparently I'm not bad looking and have a likable personality; I can get girls interested. But that all changes when my penis gets involved. Sucks. Stopped trying. Been single for 5 years; 29 now. It's gotten easier to live with.

>>690953587
my ex had a nice petite thick body, but her new girl looks like justin bieber. even skinnier
>>690953642
maybe?

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>>690950504
>play the penis you were dealt

Fucking kek

Why would bj's feel better with a smaller one?
It's the best to put it in so deep that she can't get any air and/or busting a nut in her throat while she just wants to be able to breathe.
Fuck, just writing about it made me hard

>>690953988
Trap out and put the boiclit to better use. /b/ loves traps because men make the best women.

>>690954022
Pic of your ex gf? It's like you stole my memories

tiny penises are a joke

I have no idea what I'd do. I guess I'd kind of just avoid sex because it would just be embarassing

>>690950504
Mate, I'm happy for your way of seeing things but deflowering asses because you are not too big is a joke.
Every size can go into a girls ass.

>>690953988
whats your girth/circufmerece?
from what ive heard thats usually more important if you have atleast 4inches

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>>690954335
there anon

>>690954512
Mans asses too. Don't tell me you haven't tried, you faget.

>>690954675
moar!

>5 soft
>7 hard
>still virgin

Fml

>>690951829

> from blowing her
> She sounds hideous.
> Well, she's a guy, so.

>>690954675
She's fucking cute. Let me find a pic

>>690954519
Don't know. I haven't measured it actually. But by judging it's "repeat customers" I'd say it's not very impressive lol

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Gay homo fag here

I personally prefer smaller partners than big ones, Anal hurts. Any faggot who says it doesnt is a damn liar.
With a smaller partner it hurts significantly less and you can really enjoy it.

Dont hate on smaller dudes, They need the love to!

>>690954883
did I hit a spot there bruh?

>>690954979
its cool bruh, I have my own place

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>>690954971
>>690954983
shes a cutie indeed

>>690951829
>Blowing her
>Blowing
>Her

>>690955184
Nah, i just hate liars. You faget.

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>>690954675
She was the love of my life

>>690955073
you should measure it beecause if you have a nice girth(more than 4.5inches) that should compensate for your lenght tbh

>>690955324

if you had ever met a girl or asked your mom. you would know girls say blowing to refer to eating out

>>690955418
she looks nice anon, but let us see her face!

>>690955513
That's good to know. I'll check it. Thanks.

>>690955394
Come on, I know your self esteem is backed up by your weird ass story that they let you put in their poopoo more often than bigger ones but the thing is, that's it's only about confidence.
If you know how to make her let you fuck her in the ass she'll let you fuck her in the ass.

>>690955513
Agreed. My shit is at 5.5-6.2, but I feel like my girth really makes up for it. There's no way they're all faking. Plus I found out that this girl I fucked before my ex told my ex that we fucked and that I was fucking great in bed.

>>690950133
>>690952622
>>690953988
>>690954022
>>690954977
>>690955299
Checked
The gay makes more doubles
Make me gay
Give me doubles

>>690948181
I have a tiny peepee, yes blowjobs feel SO GOOD

femanon here. small dicks are gr8 for anal

>>690955748
Stop denying your a faget, you faget.

>>690955956
We do t believe you're a femanon. Timestamp?

>>690955748
Oh also, i'm not the guy with the tiny dick. I'm someone else.

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>>690955992
fgit :(

>>690950504
"Play the penis you were dealt"
Lmao I'm getting this tattooed
That's better than "Do what thou wilt"

>>690954369

> tiny penises are a joke.

That really says more about your personal preferences than women's.

>>690955956
You know the drill...

>>690955956
femanon here too, other than being funny to look at they don't really feel terrible or anything

>>690955756
I'll definitely have to check when I get home. I just hope that doesn't fail me too.

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>>690955649
More recent. I swear she got hotter after I left her too. I hate myself for it.

>>690948181
it's depressing

>>690955606

I've never heard my wife, nor any of their girlfriends use the term "blowing" when they refer to a guy going down on them. Is it an over seas thing?

>>690948181
I think most guys believe that their cocks are smaller than they should be. Even those that are at or above average. I know that I have that issue, it's a mental thing. Mine is 6.5 inches by 6 inches and i always think that it could be bigger. Then I realize that it actually is not that bad, and could definitely be worse. The thing that makes me self conscious is looking down at my cock. That is the worst because it just doesn't look big. If I look at it in a mirror, or from the side, it looks bigger than looking directly down at it. It's pretty common to have a dysmorphic disorder about our dicks. Also, I am a virgin so I don't know if I am going to have any issues or not. Based off what I gathered, you just need to be confident and work with what you have.

Sucks ass dude. No girl want this dick. I don't even want this dick. But you know who does. Faggot ass old white guys. They love to suck on my 4 in uncut cock. So I go to the local bath house to get my rocks off every now and then. It sucks I still wish I could have that spark with a beautiful woman but I'm so insecure about it I don't even make an attempt. I just tell my friends and coworkers that I got "laid" by some random chick. But in reality it was some old guy with a small dick fetish

>>690956497
um nice try that's not me but thanks for the pic i guess

Having a small dick isn't so bad. Even though I've only had 2 partners in my 26 years, confidence and genuine affection meant so much more than wow-factor. It is also really awesome that my wife has a teeny-tiny vagina. Seriously, I'm like a roll of half-dollars down there and anything bigger would fucking destroy her.

>>690956497
posting pic and not timestamping it
might aswell admit your a neckbeard virgin living in his parents basement

>>690956720
Fuck that is disgusting

>>690956675
easy to say when you are average or more
try even when fapping using only your finger because your whole hand is too big.
with confidence you can get a chick in the bad, but when you pull your pants down she wont stay there

>>690956720
ew

>>690948565

>Not a fan of blowjobs

I'm in the other camp. 8", it's not all it's cracked up to be. Don't believe all the idiots on the internet I have never found a girl who can take it all the way during sex. Sex isn't even fun because the whole time I'm just making sure I don't hurt her. Blowjobs are 10x better than sex for me because I can just enjoy it without worrying about hurting her. I'd much rather have an average dick, the only good thing about having a big one is the "wow" look on her face the first time she sees it, otherwise it's just a fucking pain

>>690955606
You're retarded anon. Go blow your boyfriend

>>690957067
holy fuck man, please post a pic.
I can't believe that

>>690954675
italian huh ?

noice mate

>>690957067
>>690957184
anon speaks the truth
i can relate

>>690957184
Rolling for this.
Anons! Lend me your dubs!

>>690956433
bollocks

5,5 is a normal size?

Have never used it anyways.

5.3 inches x 4.7 inches

Oh, and I am an Asian.

>>690957393
cmon

>>690957134
If you are not a master bullshitter, what size would you rather your cock to be?

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>>690950504
"play the penis you were dealt"

>>690948181
Never considered myself small exactly. Though, according to opinions of /b/, my 6.5 incher is tiny.
Not depressing. Bit annoying that it's not in proportion to my body. I'm 6'8" and about 300lbs with a GoT the Mountain kinda build.
Blowjobs are fantastic. Girls can almost always deepthroat and tongue the balls. And anal is almost always on the cards (depending on the girl).
Had 10 girls, and have achieved their orgasm about 95% of the time.

All in all, pretty happy.

>>690951089
>I'd rather have a smaller penis.
Am I understanding this right?

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>>690956964
Trannies like to get fucked in the ass by me as well. It sucks but I honestly think I would never have tried Craigslist if I just had a normal dick and a few healthy relationships in high school. Now I'm forever going to be fucking your grandpa in the ass while he dresses up like a slut.

>>690957401
World average is 5.5", American average is 5.1". You good fam. What is your girth?

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>>690957643

nice panties faggit

>>690957643
Nice panties.

>>690957643
Do guys get to a point in their live when they just stop shaving?

>>690957643
>women's underwear

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>>690957184
rolling!

>>690957687
Well.......at least its not me. That's all I can say.

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>>690950504
>Play the penis you were dealt

>>690957687

hysterical, your life is hysterical

>>690948181
4.5" and have had a little over 30 sexual partners at 25 years old
girls dont care if youre good looking and good in bed unless youre insecure about it
that being said i wish it were at least a little bigger because im so close to average its annoying

>>690957528
>according to opinions of /b/
there's your mistake you fucktard

>>690948181
Dunno, don't have a small peepee. Average length, way over average girth.

>>690957643
fuck man, now a comparison to your hands

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>>690957895
wat

>>690957643
Are... are you hard?...

>>690957393
Vfhjhh

>>690957508

From personal experience I think almost all women could take 6.5 and about half could take 7. After that it gets iffy. I'd prefer to trade 1.5 inches of length for 1.5 inches of girth , women seem to bottom out faster than they can't take thickness

>>690957924
>posts on /b/
>doesnt take into account the mentality or opinions of /b/tards
>autism overload

>>690957393
derailed

>2.5 flaccid
>5.5 hard

The trail of beaten vaginas I've left in my wake tell me that I've got what it takes to do it right

>>690957401
2 "
I think there is at least 2 Inches of cock under all my fat (Im 194cm tall and 130Kg)

>>690957276
nein, latina

Guys get too hung up on a number. Girls don't have any idea. It's all about perspective. A 6" dick is going to appear far bigger on a guy who's 5'5" than if it's on a guy who's 6'5". That and girth plays way more into it. Put a 6" cucumber and a 6" asparagus in a bunch of girls hands and ask them how long each is (at separate times of course). You'll get two very different answers I promise you. I have a 6.5" dick. Completely happy with it. But I'm also pretty skinny so the perspective helps. If I was a whale, it would appear far smaller.

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>tfw your dick is 5 inches soft

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I feel pretty good. Im youngish, I make 200+ k/yr and have a steady gf.

>>690958285
>Trail of beaten vaginas

>>690958229
there are mentalities and opinions that can only be found on the chan. If you follow them too much you get out of touch with reality

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guys watch this, nothing really matters

>>690957643
Neh, looks like a normal flaccid grower.

Unless you're hard in that pic, that is.

>>690958452
>I make 200+ k/yr and have a steady gf.
now you know why you have a "steady" gf
She's fucking guys behind your back.
>inb4 jokes on you I know of it, I'm a cuck!

>>690958452
is this even fucking real

>>690957793
Dunno. I don't shave other than beard. I trim my pubes every once in a while, because I'm generally very hairy and a completely shaved groin area would just look fucking stupid.

>>690958622
I crie

>>690958155
Sounds reasonable. I'm the faggot above that said my cock was 6.5 inches long with the 6 inch girth. I am a virgin though, 18 also. Any specific tips you can give me?

>>690957393
i know what that says even without looking at it
nice derail cuckhold faggot

>>690956572
Not gonna lie, i thought that was a picture of Zac Effron at first glance

>>690948181
I really don't know where I fall whenever it comes to cock size..

I'm about 6.4 Inches long and 6 girth.

>>690957393
Nigger faggot kumquat

>>690958452
jesus man is that actually you
no amount of money and loyalty will ever make up for that

>>690959038
Over average length and girth by about 1 inch.

>>690958949
That is quite workable being honest. Most women can be quite satisfied with that length but girth is what gets them with oral and with fucking them, and 6 inch girth you seem to got it.

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>>690958748
We were dating when I was in college, before I even had a job

>be me
>6'5"
>Not fat
>5" flaccid, 7.5" fully erect
>Still thinks my dick looks small compared to my body

Tall people's problems.

>>690948181

I don't think most good women care. I am larger than average (not a monster like you see in porn). I dated a girl for a couple years, who would brag to her friends about it. After we had broken up, the only women (that had heard her stories) that came around were the skanks, and women that you thought you were going to catch something from. (which included said ex)

Women you want to take home/wife won't care.

>>690959177
8+/10 at least
congratz

I dont mind. I wear panties so they look and feel more aesthetically pleasing and feel better

>>690958908

trim the hedges, girls appreciate it, you want them to go down and blow you? trimmed pubes say "i clean this shit girl"

Confirmed bullshit. I have a 8" cock and 4/5 girls had no trouble taking the whole thing. One of them was even asian.

>>690959201
>also 2" wide making it look shorter

>>690956675
Yeah, be confident. Also learning to use your hands and mouth if you are worried about your penis can make a world of difference.

>>690958683
I dunno , not sure how much that'll grow if it is flaccid
I'm a grower too, but I go from 4 in. to 8.5 in.

>>690958622
I felt a surge of patriotism when I saw that clit turn into a full grown banana. Bravo to him.

I lick my gf to orgasm almost every day, makes things very easy and relaxed, no need to perform, we are both satisfied

>>690959332
is it erect anon?

>>690957393
sheldor why

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>>690959177
Also, she makes approx 100k/yr so she's not exactly a mooch

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>>690959545
Yes. Here's soft

I'm like 5 1/2 hard but soft I'm like 1 inch. I'm happy with my hard length but what can I do to make it longer while flaccid?

>>690959177
fuck man, I take it back
Congratz!

>>690959743
do you drive a bmw?

>>690959332

Is this chick Hungarian?

>>690959332
>>690959623
i seems like my 12yo dick, this shit is pedo?

>>690959772
nice girth, what more you want in life

>>690956572
Looks like kevin rose

>>690958391
/thread
Women are as stupid at estimating inches as they are at everything else.

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>>690950504
>play the penis you were dealt

>>690957393
oh jayz

>>690948181
About 5" reporting in. I've never had an issue, as far as the girl is concerned.

But, from time to time, I feel that if I were bigger, I'd be more satisfying. In extreme cases, the crippling self doubt and diminished self confidence have actually caused me to completely lose my boner, ending sex on a terrible, unsatisfactory note.

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>>690959146
that cleared some things up. damn.

>>690948701
Some like getting served, some like serving. Cant keep a hardon up unless im slamming into some backthigh, im cut so i blame my parents or w.e

>>690948565
circumcised
>>690948701
uncircumcised

i'd bet money on it

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>>690948565
Holy shit the respect i have for you now

>>690956572
>>690959018
>>690959920

I know she looks less feminine with short hair, but I think she's gorgeous. I kinda like more androgynous look anyway. I like guys too, so maybe that's why

>>690948565
how big are you?

>>690960241
kek

>>690955756
>My shit is at 5.5-6.2,
So you're average, then

You just spend too much time in dick threads

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>>690959863
No I drive a 2007 civic. I'm not into flashy stuff I prefer to invest my excess cash into stock or real estate

>>690957393
6666666669999999999

>>690959332
No, italian Spanish mix but born in America to American parents

>>690957768
Fuking kek, fur panties
Haha wat a faggit

>>690960200
Wtf. Oh god that's weird

>>690957393
No.

>>690960258
I'm okay if a girl with blue /purple hair who lives at home thinks I'm a loser. I'm not out to impress those types

>>690960948
confused?

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>>690960523
I actually dont. I feel like it just looks really small soft and I'm a little chubby whereas I used to be /fit

>>690951043
>>690952989
>>690953814
>>690954185
>>690956259
You are either underage or newfags, or both.

This saying is as old as shit.

>>690961128
Very

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>>690958404
And only grows an inch

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>>690961273
what's weird about it though?

>>690961267
I'm 24, been here on and off since 2008.
Good guess, but no. Just a knowledge gap.

>>690957393
hjkl

>>690961419
Where's the nipple? Fucking weirdest boob ever and I've seen a lot of boobs

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>>690957687

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Im not happy

>>690954185
I need those cards.

>>690957134
I'm glad im at that above average size but not enough to be too big. Too bad I've only had sex one time and even that was pretty terrible. I just enjoy being alone much better. Sure sometimes I get lonely but the freedom is well worth it and completely outweighs those lonely times.

>>690949748
Sounds like u have sum shit friends anon

>>690961797
that is literally average

>>690958404
Most people I've seen that are showers also barely grow if at all when erect it's fucking pathetic.

I'm literally 2.5 inches soft and 7 erect so when I saw people with big softies I was always jelly then I saw I was actually bigger erect.

>>690959623
you must be a god of eating puss or she's the least shallow woman ive ever heard of.

>>690962175
Faggot :P
No but seriously just Google dick of cards

>>690961797
Dat three finger trick doe

I'm just at the 7" mark, is that considered big or just not considered a small penis?

>>690951829
do you have any tip? mine too loves it but she prefers dik

>>690959623
have you ever even had sex?