you call the cops and anonymously give them the details

You fuck off and get a life you sad fucking loser

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>>690946848
I don't know where the party is at though. I do know who is hosting it, but, don't have their address>>690946936

>>690946747
>Normies from my HS having a drinking party. How do I let the cops know anonymously so I can fuck up these faggot's summer? Seriously 10/10 chicks and chads, faggots need a leash.


You are a useless loser cunt

>>690947105
No u

>>690947222
I'll save you the hassle son. Go get daddy's gun and kill yourself

>>690946747
>mad cos he wasnt invited

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>>690946747
I'll be nice to you because I want to be spared during the shooting

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>>690946747
Don't be such a fuck. Just live and let live.

>>690946747
but really, just leave them alone unless they've genuinely fucked with you.

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>crimestoppers
Dumbass.

>>690948497
You a northern irish man too?

>>690946747
Imagine being as worthless and pathetic as OP. Jesus fuck, guy. Just because you have wasted your time and not enjoying your high school experience dosent mean you go and fuck with other people's. Nobody likes you, probably because since this idea even came through your mind your probably a sad, little cunt. Your probably ugly as shit too. How about you try to have fucking fun in life and stop being a bitch. Fuck you. Fuck you.

>>690946747
Go nuts and kill everyone.
It's The American Way.

>>690946747
Go to the part and bring a shit ton of booze and enjoy yourself.

>>690946747
My best suggestion is to do these things
>quit being a faggot
>learn to socialize
>go to normies party
>possibly get laid

>>690948750
Whoa anon, what bit you on the ass? Calm down a little, stop being an annoying fuck

>>690946747
ITT: faggot didn't get invited to party so he doesn't want the others to have fun aswell

>>690948750
Op would probably do that but in case you haven't noticed /b/tards are sad sorry people who don't have enough friends for it to happen. This is his fun. I'd advise you give the cops a general location.

Op sounds like the type of kid who roleplays with text chat...

>>690948663
Crimestoppers are international.

>>690948750
>High school experience
The high-school experience is attending, completing work, and leaving.
Their social lives have nothing to do with "high school experience" and if you truly value quality experiences for as many people as possible you'd encourage this so the normies can experience the consequences of their actions
>>690946747
Just call them it's not like they're gonna go up and be like
"Excuse me chad thundercock
Anon mcautist down the street reported you"

>>690949067
>/b/tards are sad sorry people

90% of the people here are normies.

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>>690946747
What's the problem with people drinking?

What could the cops do about it?

The only thing you could do would be to complain about the music being too loud, but that wouldn't get anyone into serious problems.

Also ur a fgt just let them party

>>690947222
top tier comeback

>>690946747
just call and at some point say you'd like to remain anonymous insofar as the chads are concerned.
You'll be fine
Do it OP

>>690949562
Fun fact it's AGAINST THE LAW to drink under the age of 21
Hell i have a friend at college who notifies police about every drinking party and it;s fucking great bcux the <21s get rekt

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>>690949754
Holy shit I forgot about that. Murka is such a shithole top lel.

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So I wonder what OP is thinking right now. He wasn't invited to the party because he's a faggot, so he thought it would be a good idea to share his genius plan to ruin some peoples evening. Now he comes to the conclusion that even the sad nobody's on /b/ think he's a faggot. This poor little homo :(

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>>690949754

fucking pathetic

>>690949438
This. Anon speaks the truth. Sad to see so many normies fall for the "Chad's High School Experience" shit. High School is not a place designed solely for dating, fucking, drugs, or alcohol. Only deadbeat losers who end up in trailer parks think this way. I'm not saying not to have fun, but don't expect everyone to be deluded into this "experience" bs. High School is the gateway to College, nothing more or less. So get your work done and stfu.

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>>690946747
That's the saddest, gayest thing I've ever heard. I hate normies, too, but I've been to their parties and they're just trying to have fun, asshole.

Just leave them alone. Stay at home and roll one up or something.

>needs the cops to fuck up a party
faggot.

go their and put lsd in all their drinks and watch them lose their minds.

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>>690946747
EVEN 4CHAN THINKS YOU'RE A LOSER

KEKS FOR DAYS

>>690950427
there whatever faggot

>>690950132
Highschool was one of the best experiences for me. I got to try everything for the first time and I was still naive. Drugs, sex and parties were everything I thought about, while I was still working on my future with mimal effort, what is a lot better than that? Now I have a shit ton of responsibilities..

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>>690950427
That'd be fucking great. Do this, OP, and send vids.

>>690949956
>Shithole
>21 drinking age
18 year olds brains are not developed therefore they shoudn't be drinking.
Enjoy your low IQ and high accident rate

>>690950547
Responsibilities are good anon
Drugs sex and parties are counterproductive

>>690950614
>I'm not cool
>I don't have fun
>I don't get laid
>therefore, nobody else should have fun or get laid

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>>690950614
>americans actually believe this

>>690950835
>Having thousands die every year because dumb kiddies cant handle themselves
>Fun
Nice try anon

>>690950739
Spoken like a true friendless NEET

>>690946747
Wait for it to get started, have the address, and call in to their local PD and tell them you have a noise complaint

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>>690950739
Kill yourself. The smartest people in history partied like animals.

>>690946747
Kill yourself you fucking rat.

>>690950903
Seriously, though. I've met people here who actually believe this. Adding a few years to the drinking age has contributed to creating a generation of pussies.

>>690949562
He said hs party, aka under aged

>>690951018
False
NEETdom is predicated on the idea that conventional metrics of success do not reflect the inner need for self actualization and as such discard all attempts to progress by such metrics beyond what is necessary. My view entails eschewing social interaction to ensure productivity which while shares the dislike of social interaction is antithetical to the counterproductivity inherent to NEETdom

NEET faggot op, I hope CHAD THUNKDERCOCK and STACIE ram lead pipes into your anus until you bleed out

>>690946747

have you tried killing yourself?

that should fix the problem

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>>690946747
They call people like you "snitches."

>>690950614
Your brain continues to develop through the age of 25. You are still fucking your brain and IQ up even if you are legal.

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>>690950614
>>690950990

In Germany you can legally drink at 16 (even 14 if you're with an adult) and that still didn't make everyone retarded or produce tons of corpses.

>>690950903
There are large parts of the US where alcohol is banned outright.
America is a hellhole

>>690951389

what a fucking faggot

>>690951635
You just proved my point further in that the drinking age should be 25
But it certianly shouldnt be lowered
>>690951754
CITATION NEEDED

>>690951352
I didn't know he lives in a country with retarded laws when I wrote this.

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>>690946747
You're a faggot. Let them have their fun.

To everyone else in the thread, who is saying that high school experience isn't about partying , fuck off.

Who are you to determine what a HS experience consists of? Leave people the fuck alone. If people want to party and socialize in addition to attending school, let them. Just accept that everyone doesn't want to be the same as you. Let them be happy doing whatever, unless they are directly attempting to harm other people. That's the one golden rule, in my and most other people's minds. So yeah. Let the kids enjoy their youth.

>>690951971
THEY ARE BREAKING THE LAW

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>>690946747
Throw a molotov cocktail through the window. The cops will show up eventually.

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>>690951876
>SPOONFEED ME

Here faggot

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_laws_in_Germany

It's actually 13 not 14

>>690952094
A RETARDED LAW THAT MAKES NO SENSE

It's not their fault they were born in a shithole.

>>690951971
Tl;dr
Oh God look at all these cocks in my mouth, I'm a huge faggot!

>>690946747
So essentially you are a gapping faggot who is a complete an utter loser to the extent that no one likes you enough to even tell you who and where the party is so you want to ruin other peoples fun times because you will never get laid. About right?

>>690950990
Have you ever considered that because it is illegal, more children tend to binge drink since regular access is limited?

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>>690948750
This.

>>690952394
You need to prove to me that germany is safer than the US in terms of youth car accidents
autismo

>>690948926
Also this

>>690952642
>I dont know how incentives work: the post

>>690952094
Laws are just some other man's idea of how you should live your life. I don't give a fuck, anon.

Like I said, the only rule or law I hold anyone to is "Don't intentionally harm others".

Those kids are choosing to party, to drink, to whatever.

If you think they aren't capable of making those decisions for themselves.... well there are a lot more decisions that we allow them to make that greatly impact their lives. For example, most high schoolers choose their own lunches, they choose their own career paths, we let them drive cars. All 3 of those things are very very important, seeing as how heart disease, car accidents and anxiety/stress are really really impactful on our lives here in the US.

But certainly, we should focus more on the fact that Chad got drunk and had sex with Stacy.

>>690951754
>that still didn't make everyone retarded or produce tons of corpses.

Well except during the 40s.

OP here. How do I hide my phone number when calling the sheriff's office? Going to make a noise complaint

>>690952853
no he doesn't
keep moving the goalposts you fucking illiterate faggot and maybe you will find an argument that cant be refuted

>>690952094
Who actually gives a fuck though

>>690952853
>youth car accidents

Children aren't allowed to drive cars alone in Germany.

>>690949754
Oh you are such a complete and utter faggot. Holy Moses you most be one giant loser.

>>690952094
Lol so what ppl do that all the time
>speeding
>copyright infringement
>Hillery Clinton
>Obama's executive orders

>>690952941
The problem is their brains are limited and they're hurting their own development
>Lunches
Noone gives a fuck as long as you aren't poisioning your development
>Drive
people <21 shouldn't be driving
>Make decisions
With oversight and direction from staff and parents

>>690950835
This

>>690952938
You don't understand prohibition and its consequences, you mean.

>>690952983
That wasn't because of alcohol. That was because of the extreme reparation demands force on Germany after WWI, which wasn't our fault.

>>690953152
Is that why german children lag behind in education and have lower IQs?

>>690946747

Carry out mass shooting.

/thread

>>690953349
>Greatest decade in american history
>Had Prohibition
HURR DURR MUH PROHBISHUN

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>>690949754
you're the lowest kind of human scum

you're a grudge informer

worse than that, you're just a pity-inducing failure of what a man is. you can't have any fun of your own, and seeing others have fun makes you jealous, which quickly turns into hateful spite in the simmering shitstew of your abandoned mind. you would be a politician if you had demonstrated more aptitude in school, but your avoidant personality disorder makes you pay inordinate attention to socially successful others. and why not? they're clearly getting to experience something YOU'RE not. so fuck them, right? if you can't have it, nobody can, right? i'm totally wrong, you're perfectly justified, right? you can just keep going on the way you are forever, and you'll be happy, right?

>>690951635
Then that's their prerogative. Maybe worry more about yourself and less about other people and you wouldn't be such a giant loser who doesn't get invited to parties.

No one should help this faggot

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>>690953455
>getting a license as a kid makes you smart

>>690952094
Who cares you gapping faggot

>>690953286
This is bait

>>690953620
>Everyone who thinks kids should follow the law is a failure

>>690946747
you can ruin their party by just coming there

>>690953910
Lmao rekt

>>690946747
I hope you die of terminal virginity

>>690953763
No one does. We're just pointing fingers and laughing at him while he runs out of """"""arguments""""""

>>690953806
No autismo my point was you missed my concern about the mental well being of kids in your shitty rebuttal
KYS

>>690953995
I luled

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>>690953620
>projecting this hard

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>>690953909
i never said that. i said you would ignore what i was saying in order to rationalize your anti-social behavior, which you just did.

also, get kohlberg'd on
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawrence_Kohlberg%27s_stages_of_moral_development#Conventional

>>690954083
Your """""point""""" wasn't even valid.

>he begins insulting people because he's cornered

>>690954231
Wikipedia is not a source

>>690954153
i'm not grudge informing, and im fine with others having fun, be it alone or with others. but having fun at the expense of others esp with the law is scum tier stuff dood

>>690954397
http://www.simplypsychology.org/kohlberg.html here you go sweetie

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>>690954397
yes it is you fucking gastropod

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>>690954473
>at the expense of others

You not getting invited is your own fault.

>>690954860
why are they obligated to invite you?

>>690952853
Look at how difficult and expensive getting a license in Germany is, idiot.

They don't hand them out like monopoly cards like they do in the US.

German driver's license tests are multiple choice multiple answer. If you fuckup the written exam 3 times you have to take a psych eval to see if you are evem fit to drive. Costing 20-40 hours instruction and $3,000 USD.

And if you think the test is easy if you don't have driving experience: http://www.osterberger.org/test.html

tl;dr - Even drunk, I'd trust a licensed German teen over a sober American as an Amerifag

>>690954787
NO THE FUCK IT ISNT WIKIPEDIA IS NOT VALID
>>690954560
Nice counterrargument cuntface