Well, I'm better than the Nigerians. I just delivered a shipment of two genders off one of my ships.

>>690945167
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RDJd9j3Kcc

>>690945446
Bump

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>>690944368
Op is awesome.
Not asking you to say this.
Just telling you.

Pull the lever kronk.

>>690946427
Thanks!
>>690946459
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DeEwrSpvrh

I used to be an adventurer like you... then I took a lever in the knee

>>690946938
OP Thanks! you are awesome, made me Laugh with the power of a thousand keks. + 1 interweb for you

>>690944368
"This is a really nice party"

"My name is Terry and I'm brighter than sun glasses... wait..."

"The Male Mail Man is my brother"

>>690947202
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ebuYEukHzB

>>690947207
No problem!
>>690947215
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZnTNjIQ4qX

"Dammit Bonnie you lied to me about the poop sack!"

>>690947852
many, many keks

>>690947852
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Olif5ricc1

>>690947458
You the man, can you do this Taco Bell song as the warburts?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5XHsDJ-9EDs

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>>690947666
CHECKED and nice voice!
Please say what's in the file

>>690948153
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QBD0UayeUz

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Give us another Brock Sampson quote. Please brock-kun

>>690948276
Thanks, and sure!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Tdl7qgd3aM

OP! can you please sing darude-sandstorm with a "pull the lever kronk" as a text. like kronk remix stye ?

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>>690948573
Amazing
Could you do: "sa-sanks, habbagudaya"

Had a friend on the doing an teleinterview and he sperged out and said that instead of "thanks have a good day". Would love to send that to him

>>690944368
Sulf, Gizmo, and Napoleon are homosexuals with a burning desire for peepee.

>>690948773
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18smIt58I1D

>>690949021
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rCjqoWu2mm

>>690949035
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Lp4Ifjel0F

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>>690949263
You the man

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>>690948967
EPIC! And saved
Can you do this pic too?
Good luck with getting voice acting gigs!

"Mike... pal, it's been 8 months... Get a fuckin job"

>>690948968
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1292PAfv1BH

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Damn girl, what that diaper do for ya boi?

>>690949809
you are a LEGEND. thanks for the laughs!

>>690949552
Thanks so much! Never actually trained to be a voice actor, but it sounds pretty nice. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lMAyfNSW8n
>>690949683
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GY4FKd1vBh

>>690949961
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ehrCLude74

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>>690950402

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>>690950251
You can do it!
Sorry to be rude, that version sounds great, but could please you say it again, but then as if you literally can not stop remembering/thinking about this absolutely ridiculously funny shit that for some reason just happened that day, and you almost can't stop laughing, and then record it?

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Can you try to sing WreckingBall with your fab kronk voice
>Kronk the voice

>>690950759
It's no problem!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SMtLb9yFr6
That better?

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>>690951137
Perfect!

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Antonovich's dad is a long schnozz-having kike.

>>690951137
"Some of you guys are alright, don't come to Kuzco's palace tommorow"

I understand that if any more words come pouring out of your cunt mouth, I'm gonna have to eat every fucking chicken in this room

>>690951137
I fucking love Patrick's voice
anon do you mind saying
"ring ring, c.n.b.g get your phone" I'll make it my ringtone

>>690951133
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AFyigISXuD

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>>690952142

>>690951724
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zzkWV6ligV

>>690951790
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00OGUGU8s0v

>>690952138
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VyoyySxDs6

>>690952809
Anon thank you omfg

>>690953217
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Cj7hbBqQVN

"Oh hey Peter. I wouldn't normally ask you this but uh...
Could you come over to my house and choke Bonnie later?"

>>690953979
Kekk

>>690944368
I read the post in his voice so I'd say you're doing pretty well so far

>>690953979
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Cj7hbBqQVN
Thanks anon

>>690953979
Alright my last request
"Ruben, stop being a queer and pick up"

"What's up weenus"

can you say "ring ring" i need a new ringtone

>>690954040
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1niGFsGuPJ5

Awww you skipped mine

>>690954284
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11k2lqHmx9I

"Thanks for the gas yesterday, the next brewskis are on me broski"

could you say “Phrasing”

>>690954382
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0N3NwQT2wci
>>690954517
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kPPqe0WVno

"well thats just like your opinion man"

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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>>690954768
Thanks fam.

>>690954890
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HglXdpyZRT
>>690954905
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RSKC0QUuuD

>>690951929
Please do this

>>690952142
THANKS OP amzing !

>>690951929
>>690955465
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WBbqLbEqV7
>>690955187
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0siA7QF7MVg

>>690955719
No problem dude and thanks, this thread is fucking gold

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>>690955719

"Thighs to eyes Mikey, thighs to eyes"

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>>690955208
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gmjm1Odcg3

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"No wonder Kuzco wants to deflower that dark piece of meat, the boy has jungle fever, anyone can see that."

>>690956351
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pcL4ebMHuR

Sung to tune of if I had a million dollars


"If I had a million dollars,
If I had a million dollars,
Well, I'd buy you a lock,
A big ol' lock on your bathroom door"

>>690956495
Haha holy shit, I cannot think of a more appropriate voice to have read that

>>690956652
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ai7ld0hWUZ

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>>690956874

>>690956443
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0slSweBGc4S

>>690956708
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16wunQ7e6vT

I live in a constant state of fear.

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>>690957255
10/10

>>690956495
good stuff m80

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>>690956874
This please? Make it extra provoking for salty people!

What's the deal with black people?
They're not really black.
And they're not really people.

stop touching yourself oscar, if you do that the germans win!

>>690957539
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1stadVRQqDv
Featuring a song

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in the rain. Time to die...

>>690958192
attack ships on fire*

>>690958192
>>690958258
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0btSP9skdyV

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>>690958165
Thank you. This is the hardest I laughed since my mom died. I am forever in your debt.

>>690957737
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VXI9BNcy6g

>>690957743
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04CNaUSHVaT

>>690957749
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WWvzvXc2dm

>>690958538
I applaud you. Thanks.

"He come to me with money in his hand
He offered me, I didn't ask him
I wasn't knocking someone's door down, I was running from that
When I got out, I was in that
I was already through that, I had that
I had the studio, I went to the studio
I went to Vox Studios. I had it all, and I looked at it and said, 'This is a bigger jail than I just got out of.'
I don't want to take my time going to work
I got a motorcycle and a sleeping bag
And ten or fifteen girls
What the hell I wanna go off into -- and go to work for?
Work for what, money? I got all the money in the world
I'm the king, man
I run the underworld, guy
I decide whos does what and where they do it at
What am I, gonna run around and act like I'm some teenybopper somewhere, for somebody else's money?
I make the money, man, I roll the nickels
The game is mine
I deal the cards."
sorry if it's too long
it's the intro from beware - death grips

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>>690958761
Cool thanks!

"Ey b0ss(baus), gimme the pussy pls"
"B0ss(baus) I Habu cancur"

>>690958955
nice dubs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJJ4PZ3eoVo

Could you do 0:35 to 0:50 with the same level of energy he has in his voice?

"I'm gonna take you out to dinner with mister and misses pain. Order up some violent quiche."

Sex Sex Sex get some get some

>>690959204
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PQogBRge41

Holy fuck anon, this thread is insane. Just dropped by to say you're awesome and you win at life.

>>690959405
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cjoMMOlJAH

OP i just wanna hear your normal voice, tell me a story

>>690960009
you are the best, thank you boi

>>690959267
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QYAhDVvism

Can you say "Hello Michelle, you know me but i don't know you, so that makes us...well I don't really know what that makes us...my head hurts, gonna go lay down now."

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... And my arm... even my fingers... The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past!

>>690959540
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VxNayWRUMo
>>690959657
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZMcs5qh4ea

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>>690960430
Holy shit thanks!

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Say the image please

>>690960430
My sides are in orbit

>>690960620
Wow u actually sound like him great job

>>690958955
There are only three genders
1. Male
2. Female
3. Patrick Warburton

>>690960729

God this one.

>>690960222
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tyT46w8cqF
>>690960074
Thanks so much!

>>690960729
>>690961180
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0c9YITqPPLT

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>>690960670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQixLQO8n60
:3?

"You see this cup? This is literally my favorite cup" "Now it's gone forever so it's not real and i don't care about it anymore"

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>>690961307

>>690960281
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BpGHzLjJuR
>>690960502
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0egnTSWXRNE
>>690960581
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZHB5Wn2vM4

I'm at work, be home a little after nine, hold on daygo-baby

>>690961496
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0C8F11Mg0pS

>>690961718
Thank you based anon, this thread is beyond legendary

>>690961868
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Baxw1N1109

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this

>>690961880
love you
no homo tho :3

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like victory.

>>690944368
Please say in a super serious slow Patrick Warburton voice "That is one big baby."

>>690944368
"Every night before I go to sleep, I-I think about you and your sexy body."

>>690961222
Checked, and that's a fantastic movie!

"it don't look like it be, but it do''

>>690962057
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HZljvvysM6
Featuring me and my friend

>>690944368
OP what mic are you using? Also, are you in a soundproof room?

This world will become one. I have found the way. Race, tribal affiliations, national borders... even our faces will be irrelevant. The world that the Boss envisioned will finally become a reality, and it will make mankind whole again.

>>690962446
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HZljvvysM6
thanks bud

>>690962262
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m4xiJEzb2u

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Now do you remember? Who you are? What you were meant to do? I cheated death, thanks to you. And thanks to you I've left my mark. You have too - you've written your own history. You're your own man. I'm Big Boss, and you are too... No... He's the two of us. Together. Where we are today? We built it. This story - this "legend" - it's ours. We can change the world - and with it, the future. I am you, and you are me. Carry that with you, wherever you go. Thank you... my friend. From here on out, you're Big Boss.

what's the hardest part about guarding a kiddy pool, me

>>690962114
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ohAltW9cwF
>>690962266
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dReM4qir8n
>>690962435
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hhw5ambH4p

>>690962535
I use an SM58 mic, saving up for an SM7b, and the room isn't soundproofed, but I use a noise reduction feature in my DAW to ease up on my computer's noise.

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>>690961718
Kazuhira "If You're Not White, You're Not Alright" Miller
Kazuhira "Whiter Heaven" Miller
Kazuhira "KKK Kazuhira Killing Koons Every Day" Miller
Kazuhira "The Death Of All Coons Will Come Very Soon" Miller
Kazuhira "Not White Race? Fulton Them Off To Space" Miller
Kazuhira "One Fultoned Black Means Another Skull To Crack" Miller
Kazuhira "Niggers On Dope are Headed To the Rope" Miller
Kazuhira "Working on My Ranch or Hanging From a Branch" Miller
Kazuhira "Killing Coons at Half Past Noon" Miller
Kazuhira "Feed the Crack Babies to the Wolfdog With Rabies" Miller
Kazuhira "If You Aren't White, Shoot On Sight" Miller
Kazuhira "A Non-White Race Will Not Set Foot On Mother Base" Miller
Kazuhira "If You Fulton A Nig, I'm Throwing Him In The Brig" Miller
Kazuhira "If You Fulton A Black, Don't Bother Coming Back" Miller
Kazuhira "Digging A Grave For Every Slave" Miller
Kazuhira "Apartheid States Get Discount Rates" Miller
Kazuhira "Keeping Jiggaboos In The Zoo" Miller
Kazuhira "Turning Bix Noods Into D-Dog's food" Miller
Kazuhira "Dropping Nukes On The Spooks" Miller
Kazuhira "Killing Nigger Kids For The Highest Bid" Miller
Kazuhira "Make A Lagoon From The Blood Of Coons" Miller
Kazuhira "Beat On Those Congos Like A Pair Of Bongos" Miller
Kazuhira "Their Tears Are Superb When I Make Them Bite The Curb" Miller
Kazuhira "Killing Spree In KFC" Miller
Kazuhira "Kill Them Off Base And Don't Leave A Trace" Miller
Kazuhira "Mass Graves For When Niggers Misbehave" Miller
Kazuhira "Nigger's Have No Brains So Keep Them In Chains" Miller
Kazuhira "If You Speak A Nigger Tongue I'll Have You Hung" Miller
Kazuhira "Niggers Are Vile And Don't Deserve A Trial" Miller
con.

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>>690963140
Kazuhira "Don't Speak Ebonics Or I'll Go Demonic" Miller
Kazuhira "Empty My Tac-9 On The Welfare Line" Miller
Kazuhira "See A Nigger, Pull The Trigger" Miller
Kazuhira "The Nigger Grave Digger" Miller
Kazuhira "For Every Nigger I Murder, Code Talker Gets Another Burger" Miller
Kazuhira "When You Build A Nation Don't Forget The Cotton Plantation" Miller
Kazuhira “If You Fulton A Coon, I'll Pop The Balloon” Miller
Kazuhira "Only One Pigment In My Fulton Shipments" Miller
Kazuhira “Bring A Nigger On Board And I’ll Cut The Cord” Miller
Kazuhira “Wiping Out All Baboons In One Afternoon” Miller
Kazuhira "Don't Mix Races Or You Won't Have My Graces" Miller
Kazuhira "If It's Not My race, Shoot It In The Face" Miller
Kazuhira "We're Diamond Dogs, Not Welfare Hogs" Mille
Kazuhira "Nihongo > Kikongo" Miller
Kazuhira "Racial Pain Hurricane" Miller
Kazuhira "The Number One Authority On Killing Minorities" Miller
Kazuhira "Load Rap Music Into Your Hind, I'm Putting An RPG On Your Behind" Miller
Kazuhira "On Motherbase I Discriminate By Race" Miller
Kazuhira "If You Made Your Avatar Black, I Want The Real Big Boss Back" Miller
Kazuhira "Blacks Bend The Knee Or Get Tossed In The Sea" Miller
Kazuhira "Don't Let a Nig On My Oil Rig" Miller
Kazuhira "One Two Three Four I Declare A Race War" Miller
Kazuhira "If Your Skin Is Dark I'll Feed You To A Shark" Miller
Kazuhira "Fulton A Gook And They Get Another Nuke" Miller
Kazuhira "Race Traitor Hater, Fulton Evaluator" Miller
Kazuhira "Don't Need Eyes To See That Niggers Hang From Trees" Miller
Kazuhira "No Room For Nignogs In Diamond Dogs" Miller
Kazuhira "It's Far Too Black, Send It Back" Miller
~BB

>>690962620
Thanks mate

>>690962537
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15NwMktHxRw
>>690962695
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Fy5mkUfSsn

>>690963424
that was great thank you

>>690963140
>>690963193
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XxKPolWysh

>>690962909
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08o1MyawQAN

>>690962909
kek

'Did he fire six shots or only five'? Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, i kind of lost track myself. But being that this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?

anon these are fantastic

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>>690964622
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aVoxIEvR4N

>>690964860
Thank you! Haha. It's so fun, too!

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>>690964192
Thank you Krunk

Blood for the blood god, thrones for the throne skull. wait fuck

>>690944368
Well, put me in a dress, bend me over a counter, and call me Margaret Thatcher the cum catcher, that is one gigantic faggot.

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Very nice voice,could you read this greentext for me?

>>690965353
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02cuNKL6FUs
>>690965618
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0v7QelcB5em

>>690966070
Fucking amazing.

anon you will be legend

>>690965837
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tdI96NvO5z

>>690966223
Glad you like it!
>>690966530
Let's hope so one day, hahaha!

You legend

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>>690966557
pls
All Hail Krunk

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Here is a classic, a long classic

>>690967072
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yg3PUFz1Bb

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>>690964867

So you've lost it all. Ruined at last, Lord Regent. Royal Spymaster. Hiram Burrows. You small, worried man. You'll never know how many times I've thought about trying to get close to you again, just to put a piece of sharp metal in your eye.

But now there's no need. You've been taken down by the same apparatus that gave you life to begin with: laws and courtrooms and the mighty swell of public outrage.

Good riddance to you, sir. So many schemes you had and so many contracts. How many people did I kill for you? None like the last. None like her. I'd give back all the coin if I could. No one should have to kill an Empress.

>>690944368
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cjoMMOlJAH
So far OP i have listened to about 30 of your recordings in this thread. I bet in person your impresstion of Pat is perfect but don't forget that electronics raise the pitch of your voice. I would recommend a half octave lower in pitch if you could manage it and add a tiny bit of rasp to the voice. Also suggestion "Hello, Hello, now THAT; is a 10 outta' 10. I would hit that like the fist of an angry God."

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>>690967721
thnx!

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>>690967721
If this one is too long, pls say
Do u liek mudkipz?

>>690967075
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rTSJ6LhrNV

This one took WAY too long

>>690969030
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04qCPp8FIYW

>>690949397
kek

Someone archive this shit, this thread needs to be preserved for future generations

>>690968721
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AP8c2CfV22

>>690969945
this is amazing

Could you please say "Dear diary, its me Huub and today I went with Yasmin to a motel to make some sweet scat porn"

>>690969593
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EnMlxaMS4P

>>690971223
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wMH8YoMtBa
>>690971230
http://vocaroo.com/i/s021G5EURuJp

>>690971853
you fucking legend

>>690968578
ha

>>690944368
You the man.

Please say "Hello Becca, I heard you love me"

>>690968578
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12imvbGxx3G

>>690970477
Awesome

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>>690971596
The absolute madman he actually did it!
Thank you so much Krunk VA anon

>>690972175
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UjkL9cp4Xg

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>>690971596

>>690972373
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0c2kftueHrI

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

You all know someone would post this sooner or later.

>>690972481
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QZWPhtwVFO

>>690973146
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RvbCANm5eD

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>>690972974
Please say:
Pearl gem is best gem
Pearl gem mom is best gem mom
Thus
Bird mom is best mom.
SQWUACK! SQUACK!

>>690973615
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ILEohlj2M2

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>>690970111
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EnMlxaMS4P
Fantastic work OP but I noticed in some of the ones later that the longer they go on the more you lose track. The rasp that pat has disappears little by little the longer the post you read. also Pat has a tendency to drag his sentences on for a quarter of a second at the end. (4 years in a call center and 3 in sales and customer service tend to make you notice shit like that) Not trying to be a dick, just want you to be the god you were meant to be. Also "I swear to god if that wrinkly old bitch says one more goddamned thing about my spinach puffs...she's goin' six feet under." Pic unrelated

>>690974022
Forgot to delete the link >__>

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moot is love

>>690974022
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kaKQCVdAN8

And it's no problem! I appreciate any help I can get, haha

>>690974563
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10rXIeerUuq

>>690974353
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C8CycJcmoN

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>>690973970
Thank you very much anon! Good luck!
Please say:
YOU CRYSTAL CLODS!

>>690975285
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08rqPIl17qO

>>690975575
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12gGPjAgAGC
German joke

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i cum blood

Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One month in the grave
Twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pissed in her maggot filled asshole
Fucking the rotting, my semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity
The smell was unbearable, as I unburied her
I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
Down her throat, swallow
Eyes glassy and vacant
Body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
Tonguing her rotted anus
I need a live woman
To fill with my fluid
A delicate girl
To mutilate, fuck and kill
Her body exceptional
She thought I was normal
But I wanted more
I came blood inside of her
Choking on the clot
Gagging on the snot
Gushing blood,…

>>690975952
I concur
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TQHlv407h8

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Please, say "when I make my jalapenos, calamari and prosciutto I am the king".

OP is the best.

>>690976177
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1igNlWWSjK0

OP I LOVE YOU.
CAN YOU SAY FLAVORTOWN IN A RAISED TONE?

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>>690975546
Please also do:
We... are the Crystal Gems!
We'll always save the day!
And if you think we can't,
We'll always find a way!
That's why the people of this world believe in
Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl and Steven!

>>690976453
THIS PLEASE OP
THROUGH IN A CLOD PLEASE

>>690976453
Bad idea, HERE COMES THE HATE

Say "Mom! I wet the bed again!"

>>690976420
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12dBV3mUEF8

Say, "GRAND DAD"

>>690976453
>>690976556
>>690976702
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Zqz9q0bjnI
Now with Uke!

Please, say:
"Tira la leva, Kronk!" (= "Pull the lever, Kronk" in italian)

>>690976823
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wcefe6MioM

did you hear about the resturant on the moon, The food is good, but the atmosphere is terrible.then laugh like only a dad can.

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>>690977358
THIS IS THE BEST THING THANK YOU VERY MUCH

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>>690977123
Thank you Krunk VA anon
That was very cash money of you.
:3
Nighty night,
Is it okay if I ever use any of this for a media project?

>>690977238
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JCN6CO37QT

>>690977808
Of course! Also, could you message it to me on tumblr when it's done? I'd love to see it, haha

electricsausage.tumblr.com

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10/10

>>690944368
hashtag proud to be normal. make sure to really draw out the be in the first sentence.

>>690977559
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dr80rhtUtd

>>690977875
can you say "my name is patrick warburton and i just shoved a Didgeridoo up my ass"

>>690978339
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1I970rSdIyj
>>690978229
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1T8ZIJIASSB

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>>690978326
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dr80rhtUtd

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>>690978695
>mfw that sound at the end

GOLD HERE GET YOUR COMEDY GOLD HERE FOLKS

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>>690978103
Thank you very much! Will do anon!
Stay Gucchi my niggah~

>>690977766
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QDMNvfY7Eb
>>690977874
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iS7YNDPgUY

>>690978695
How about "karson let's just kiss and make up already, maybe we can do butt stuff, or what say I just give ya the ol' memphis dry rub eh scro?"