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>>690944130
>>690944171
Sorry but I'm not an ant, post pics for humans
>>690944360
Sorry, don't know what happened there. Shame, I liked that set.
Kik me .p.ete.r.
>>690944508
>>690944360
So apparently most of my fluffy stuff is no micro-sized. Fucking hell.
>>690945297
Why did you do that?
>>690945454
I'd tell you if I had an answer. Luckily all my comics seem to be the right size, but a lot of the stuff I picked up in yesterday's thread are gone.
There was a great one with a cone of fluffies pooping on the fluffy below them: really good stuff.
>>690945517
I luv this one
>>690945705
Just rearm on the booru.
SMOKEY WAWA! SMOKEY WAWA!
>>690945297
Don't save the fucking thumbnails, you retarded newfag.
>>690946139
I know why. But this one is one of my favs
I'm gonna start posting some comics
>>690946274
you're not my thumbnail supervisor
>>690946452
He is right tho
>>690946452
You fucking idiot how are you this god damn retarded that you literally don't even know how to save pictures on the internet
You click the thumbnail so that when it opens up, you save that one, you don't save the thumbnail
My god this is beyond newfagging, is this your first day on a computer or something?
>>690946770
Dude, if you're gonna rant about newfags being new and fags, at least post some Fluffies while you do it?
>>690946928
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>>690946753
>>690946770
Im grown, i do what i want
>>690946472
this story is disappointing and retarded
>>690947102
>>690947050
I'm sorry to disappoint you by posting content.
>>690946941
>rant about newfags
can you not even read ?
I called his idiocy out and told him how to save pictures so this shit doesn't happen again, that's not " ranting about newfags in general "
also fuck off I could give a shit less if the thread has 3 less fluffy pictures, is the gore that important to you?
>>690947102
It gets posted every thread cuz " muh psychology about cartoon pony toture "
literally all that happens is the fluffy and her kids get locked in a room and left to starve and die
>>690947576
End
Less gore, more psychological that one.
>>690947351
>wants less fluffy gore posted
get out of here hugfag
>>690947703
You might want to reread his post.
>>690947703
you're literally the most retarded person I have ever met, kill yourself
>>690947669
one of my favorite fluffy works.
thx for posting it.
>>690946991
Ok take is easy guy
>>690946991
>le south park maymays
that one wasn't even a thumbnail
summer sure is here :^)
>>690946770
ya fell for it
>>690943268
Someone like my work, guess I should make more.
>>690948552
jesus christ what the shit
>>690948837
>>690948736
>>690948789
I don't even know what you're trying to accomplish anymore.
>>690948707
Yes. Didn't you get that memo?
You can't just stop after a few Images. You have to keep going!
>>690948970
just posting content
>>690948918
>>690948999
Oh Believe me, it's like crack, I'm working on it though. Real life can be a bitch
>>690950092
The problem with real-life is you can never have a Fluffy Pony there.....
So choose wisely.
>>690942465 (OP)
can somebody please explain to me what the ever living fuck this is?
>>690950831
In short: bio-engineered talking pig-ponies that breed like rabbits, act like rats, and talk like retarded children. Because they are bio-engineered, they are very fragile and do not benefit from animal-rights laws. Carnage ensues.
Inspired by every brown fluffy that surpassed expectation.
>Worked at a fluffy shop to help supplement my student loans through college, it was a rather harrowing experience that made my school work like a fucking treat to do.
>Of the many, many depressing and horrible things I noticed in my time working there was that the mothers had very odd criteria for which babies they liked best.
>Whenever we had a group of newborn foals that didn't have a mom to immediately deal with them for whatever reason, the babies all seemed to act pretty much identical, regardless of colour.
>It was only once the mom or surrogate mother started nursing them did we ever see the brown or other naturally selected undesirable coloured foals get ostracized.
>Once they were called poopie or bad babies, they didn't receive enough nutrition from the mom, and once the effects of that took hold we usually just disposed of them.
>However, this one time I distinctly recalled having to hand feed a small batch of foals, two neon coloured shits and a tan-brown one.
>While the two other babies did bully the third one in their own little ways, when all three were given equal nutrition the brown baby was able to keep pace with the development of the others.
>I had never owned my own fluffy, but the more I thought about that little trio the more I noticed inconsistencies with the development of foals.
>Science and logic were on my mind from class, so for a summer experiment I used my employee discount to buy up a half-dozen “poopie babbehs” as soon as they were born and whisked them home to be raised by hand.
>The crux of the experiment was thus; Are “poopie babbehs” a biological or social construct? Can brown or other “naturally” coloured fluffies be raised to be on par with other fluffies? For this experiment I had gotten my hands on six foals.
>>690950831
Lurk more, post less newfag
>>690950703
but...i have to work to pay rent and eat...
>>690951833
>For now they were nameless, but I had four earth fluffies, a pegasus and a unicorn. I immediately considered taking measures to prevent smartiness in the unicorn (if someone tells you unicorns aren't pre-disposed to it they’re a fucking moron), but for the sake of the project I left them all as intact as possible.
>On the first day I took time to give each baby an equal portion of milk formula, and then jotted down their weights and other measurements. That didn't take nearly as long as it did setting up a safe space in my basement for them to live. I rolled out an old rug and fenced them in with chicken wire and thick plastic wrap.
>Finally I dug out some of my old childhood toys, for now they would just be decoration but I knew in a few weeks they would need entertainment. Finally I rigged up a webcam-microphone and connected it to my tablet, setting it on my bedside table before going to bed.
>I was woken up in the middle of the first night by panicked chirps, a noise my job has trained me to react to. It was hard to see on camera what the problem could have been so I dressed and went down to investigate.
>One of the foals had apparently died in their sleep. I had to confirm it later with my notes but just looking at it I could tell it had been the smallest of the bunch.
>What intrigued me, however, was that another of the babies had alerted me to the body. It was prodding the corpse with a front hoof and chirping loudly.
>The concerned foal was in fact the unicorn. It had very light brown fur and had fallen somewhere in the middle of the size chart. While working in the pet shop I had seen thousands of foals die in the enclosures, and usually the other foals ignore the corpse until the mother makes a commotion.
>>690951833
enjoyable; keep going please
>>690952035
>I put on a latex glove, picked up the offending body and turned the glove inside out, keeping the dead foal inside like a bag. I tied off the opening and set the corpse on a nearby table for now, before I picked up the scared unicorn bare-handed and patted it's head for reassurance. It's chirping slowed and stopped shortly and it was not long before I felt it sleeping in my hand. I set the baby down in the pen and left, bringing the dead body with me to dispose in one of my raccoon-proofed garbage cans.
>I took shorter shifts at work, and began a routine. Feeding foals daily and taking new measurements every three days. I also took them out into the backyard for equal amounts of free time. Initially this wasn't really worth it as they just flopped around in the grass, but I hoped they at least enjoyed the warm sun.
>A week in, one of the darker coloured foals was the first to speak. Shockingly enough it wasn't something rather common like daddy or mommy, but after the pegasus stumbled into the stacked blocks I had left them and they toppled over, the dark brown foal screamed out “Scawy bwockies!”. After I took some time to calm them and re-positioned the toys to prevent further incidents, I spent some time with the talking foal.
>His vocabulary was still pretty basic, but he grasped some concepts rather well...while he seemed to be lost on others.
>He recognized that he was a “babbeh”, as were his “bwuthas and sistuh.”. He had managed to not only differentiate genders amongst the group, but understood a group versus a singular.
>He recognized me as “daddeh”, but did not seem to understand what a mother was. He perceived me as both a provider and a controller. I both fed them and ensured that their environment was safe.
>>690952240
>Two weeks have passed and I'm down to 4 fluffies.
>The greyish one was lost in a rather shocking incident with a crow in my backyard.
>At this point I've decided to stop splitting the fluffies up, and instead am doing more group activities with them.
>They've also been given names (Bruno, Caramel, Peach and Oak). The fluffies seem to have taken to their names well, and as they grow older I've heard them refer to themselves as “fwuffy” less and less.
>I've still got them in my basement, but after a very small period of time where they were making “bad poopehs” and I had to discipline them relatively lightly, I have recorded them policing each other for using the litterbox on my webcam.
>Oak may grow up to be the biggest pegasus i've ever seen, and he is doing rather well at maintaining the group. There have been a few times i've been watching Peach mistreat the other fluffies, but before I could intervene Oak barrels in and knocks the unicorn around until the smarty tendencies vanish.
>Bruno has been the most common victim of bullying so far, after the grey fluffy '”went away” he became depressed and sleeps more than the others. This is rather worrying considering he was the first to talk, but at the same time I wonder if this is evidence of an above average intellect.
>Caramel and Peach play a lot. Caramel seems to have become fond of the unicorn with the pseudo-dominant personality, and I worry that steps will need to be taken before I have a pregnant mare on my hands. Hopefully whatever family relationships they've built will hold them back from pseudo-incest.
>Overall, in comparison to more accepted coloured fluffies i've dealt with at the store, these ones seem to have better temperaments overall. I hope to soon expand the test with interactions between my subjects and store-raised fluffies of other colours.
>>690952554
that's all i've got so far. Putting together something where the four fluffers go to a park and meet neon coloured bullies, and we get to see the personalities clash.
>>690951833
What's this faggotry about not just throwing shit babies into a blender now?
>>690948552
ok......
this is just beyond fucked up and possibly the worst fluffy abuse i have ever seen.
Wow....
>>690953310
I kind of agree on the grounds that like...how is it still alive?
It's jarring to see the effects of prolonged abuse.
>>690948552
I wish better artists would go as far as this guy does.
>>690953894
CarniviousDuck is one of my fav artists tho
