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wait I just woke up
>>690938387
Perfect time to go back to bed then
>>690938573
Pssssst
>>690938901
Wanna see some doggos?
>>690939173
Good, cause here they come!
>>690939477
I wait with baited breath
bated
>>690938573
I already took a shower and everything, my hair's still all wet
>>690939954
>bated
in the shower?
>>690939908
I lied theres no more, but you can have this. Its my pupper!
>>690940088
no, bated breath
>>690940135
I know, I was making a joke
>>690940094
Oh thanks mang
>>690940262
no jokes allowed
>>690940337
If there's no jokes in thread, why are you here?
>>690940425
because I am a super serious and real person
>>690940650
I was inferring that you yourself are the joke
>>690940806
What are these little creatures in the image?
>>690940806
yes that is what I was refuting
FREKLZ GO TO BED
>>690940966
They are Greater Yinglets from the webcomic Out of Placers
http://www.valsalia.com/comic/prologue/01/
>>690941020
Your lack of humour does not refute my barb
>>690941268
I am in severe emotional distress
>>690941340
Maybe you'd feel better if you had a nap
>>690941268
Thanks for the links, will read now
>>690941470
I'm gonna go to this doctor's appointment instead
later
>>690941535
godspeed, little anon
>>690941768
It's probably cancer
some sunny day they're gonna come for you
sooner or later, you said you know that it's true
Zaryss. Game. I can't stand playing with nabs.
i don't wanna play league tho
i am all league'd out at the moment
These games are pure torment. I've got waffles with strawberry jam and ice cream though, so not all is lost.
League is torment
Indeed.
Wonder what's up with all the megadicks posted here. Absolutely ridiculous.
i agree
very disproportionate
>>690942894
This is a megadick
>>690943199
especially on a large cat
those balls are not aerodynamic at all
>>690943279
Ok, more realistic now
Slightly amusing.
Karma is a beast.
i'm a nasty karma player
>>690943352
better
Just a while back, I played a 8/4/16 karma support run. Good times. She really is broken as fuck.
I like to play her mid
I'm not sadistic enough for that.
Her kit is way too adaptable. And she has way too much damage.
i think she's in a fine place right now, people just need to learn to play against her
Oh, so you think it's normal 1v1 a level 13 enemy adc with a level 3 karma?
ok so the answer to my psyche is to get laid
got it
the only way that would work out is if the level 13 was at 200hp and had no defensive stats, mana or summoners to get away, else the karma would be dead
>>690945122
>ok so the answer to my psyche is to get laid
Or maybe he/she was a terrible player and missed all their abilities. Maybe tanked a few turret hits. I don't know, that's just what happened.
>>690945122
this should be obvious
map awareness helps understand what happened
i assume they got too low and couldn't get away from the karma or had a turret dive gone wrong
well I mean
I'm like 21 and I've never had a good hot dicking
it's about time isn't it? maybe that's why I'm so unstable
stability-cock
They weren't even diving, just trying to take down the turret. I don't even remember what happened, but somehow I killed their adc who was 10 levels higher than me as karma support.
>>690945572
That's hardly the only thing you need, but it's a good start.
>>690945572
It's about time when you feel its about time.
Within reason, there's not really a too early or too late.
were you under any influence while playing
or possibly tired
why what else do i need
wait nef are you giving actual advice? wtf
I was not. I just had trouble connecting to the game at first so I missed out on the first 15 or so minutes. When I reconnected, I bought my items, went to the lane and just killed their adc.
I'm nearly 6 years older than you and have ruined my life about 4 times already.
I basically just tell people not to fuck up where I have.
that had to have been low hp
are you sure it's not just your fatherly instinct? :33333
also I was under the impression you and your SO were reasonably satisfied with your lives or whatever
>>690942039
mah nigga
I don't really remember that well. It was all a blur and in the heat of the moment.
unlucky
>>690946839
i'm not your nigger
hardly, that was more like a wtf moment
>>690946653
Might be. Older daughter is now mature enough to actually understand advice. Only hope she is smart enough to take it on board.
We are, but that doesn't mean I haven't fucked up. I've also been incredibly lucky, which has balanced it out.
>>690947312
ur so cute tho
she lucky
Accidental pregnancy at 16
Amazing job opportunity that would have netted me 6 figure income per year ignored at 17
Dropped out of tertiary education at 18, which I am only getting done now
Fucked up an investment badly around 23, which costed me a couple of ten thousand dollars.
Accidental pregnancy at 25. Also at 25 bought a house right before housing prices suddenly dropped, meaning I spent ~$100k more than I would have if I'd waited a year.
>>690947420
I married into wealth.
She married into dank memes and waifus
as is a lot of LoL
>>690947561
yeah but she also married into 100% adorable
>>690948225
It is clearly my one redeeming feature.
So whats up anyway? Still got that headache?
>>690948510
On and off. It's mostly gone now at least.
I got a good night's sleep last night for the first time in a while, too, that's a rarity in and of itself. Maybe it's cause I cleaned my room. Less dusty and crowded in here with all the clothes off the floor nad crap off my desk.
>>690949045
Well that's good, on both accounts.
It's winter right now, so I'm sleeping about 12 hours a day compared to the 4 I get during summer
>>690949349
fucking australia
stop lying
just cause you say it's winter and make it cold doesn't actually make it winter omg
>>690949598
"Cold"
It never gets below 30F and anything below 60F and I start dying without a blanket.
>>690949855
It's not THAT much colder here, though vancouver is pretty warm as far as canada goes
also >>>>>using faranheit temperatures
confused the shit out of me for a minute. even al the americans I know use centigrade by now
>>690950404
Oh right, you're canadian aren't you? A real human bean who uses celsius.
But yeah below 15C I die. I prefer 25-30
I've never been to vancouver. When I am rich and wearing suits made of $100 notes I will need to visit.
Put things in my buuuuuutt
>>690950621
i used to live in the interior where it was dry and cold and went down to like almost -40C in the winter at night.
and my house was drafty and had nonfunctional heating.
I hope every avatar faggot gets cancer and dies
record low in my old town -48 degrees celsius, average -12
>>690951053
Fool, we ARE the cancer
>>690950901
>-40C
I used to live in Marble Bar, where it would spend 2/3 of the year above 35C and got up past 50C
But I think -40 is worse. How the hell did you survive
everyone could use a good dicking tbh
>>690951053
>>690951366
Yeah in dire need D:
>>690951341
I can't stand the heat. I'm really susceptible to it. I hate feeling sweaty and I get heat stroke like every summer. I got it in fucking early May this year. The cold doesn't bother me quite as much, I know how to dress for it and keep my house warm and stuff.
But definitely a little bit hot >>>>>> a little bit cold
>>690951732
do you live near the artic circle?
>>690951732
I like the heat as long as it isn't humid
Humidity is absolute death. It is just suffering in weather form.
>>690951943
I said like two posts ago I live near vancouver
not even a lttle bit close
>>690951956
yeah see I live like walking distance from the ocean and there's mountains on the other side, so like the air isn't just humid here, it's WET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWgvGjAhvIw
>>690952119
You cheeky cunt.
>>690952423
WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEIN COO?
>>690952365
That sounds absolutely awful
I would die, even when it's cold.
>>690952581
Making America great again?
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
>>690952365
sorry there, scrolling up on the page is difficult really
>>690952423
>thinking you can stop chen
>>690952810
Naaaaaaaaaah.
SHAKE SHAKE IT SAKE SHAKE SHAKE IT SHAKE SHAKE
>>690952905
I harbor no such delusions.
>>690952963
Worth a shot.
>>690953108
America needs no more 'greatness'.
hello beautiful
>>690953235
america seems to disagree
Hi gorgeous
>>690953235
It needs a change of pace. I'm only being sarcastic in the whole MAGA thing.
Its simple, we make America great again
>>690953108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYxAiK6VnXw
>>690953389
Fortunately, I don't care.
hey freklz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cno20onK9dY
Someone entertain me I am bored.
get out freklz
>>690953737
why do you have such a C0ol trip I'm jealous
hook me up sweets
>>690953963
send me pictures of you in pantsu easy
you say the hill's too steep to cliiiiimb
>>690954039
Didn't you generate it for me~?
>HBO Cancels "Vinyl"
;_________;
>>690953961
Don't greet freklz, he'll start thinking he's wanted
>>690954039
I have skirts but no pantsu
I like some room around my junk
good evening, freklz
you say you'd like to see me try
>>690954249
Did I? I dunno
If I did I think I deleted it. poop.
>>690954508
pix
you skipped "chiding"
lyric sites can't agree on what it says and I always thought he said "try me"
>>690954623
Most of my trips were generated by other people.
never thought of it like that
>>690954623
The skirts are in my bedroom and the wench is sleeping. Remind me later.
All I have in this room are onesies and a bathrobe
hi freklz
dammit nefel now I',m binging on cake
omg I want both of those things
hello friends who have greeted me
So this isn't an actual fur thread then?
thankfully no
Nef, is it a smoking robe?
sure it is
I think I'll go get more waffles with ice cream and jam. Do you want some?
i want some
not very hungry at the moment
Also freklz, how about those Cubs
did they end up losing after all?
>>690955124
You say that like it's a bad thing
Here, it's a pic of me IRL
>
>>690955285
No it's a bathrobe. Similar, less fancy
>>690955889
i buy that
Cards are up in the series 2-0, your Arrieta is pitching atm.
>>690955889
You should renovate your bathroom to be a smoking lounge with a bathroom.
I SAID DO YOU SPEEK AH MUH LANGUAGE
>>690955424
I'll send some in the mail. Except the waffle will probably go bad and the ice cream will melt. And there's not really much point in sending just jam, so think I'll just not.
>>690955504
Are you sure? They're excellent.
as long as we're sharing music I'll jhave a go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeWX9euaxD0
damn right they are
>>690956211
I have zero appetite right now
https://nadja.bandcamp.com/album/cystema-solari
for all your doom metal/italian rap needs
>>690956030
Actually I'm pretending to be a girl in one social group, and that's the girl I'm pretending to be
Everyone treats me really nice
>>690956186
I don't smoke though
>>690956328
Don't be that girl.
>>690956211
that's fine
i didn't want the jam anyway
>>690956883
there are real actual reasons for it though
>>690956915
Excellent. Now I'll seem like a nice guy without actually having to work for it.
>>690957035
You're sick?
>>690957143
it is a side-effect of a medication
>>690957143
he's basically sick yeah
hmp[h
YOU THERE
CAKE OR DEATH
>>690957286
Is it a medication that's like to cause government mind control or autism? Oh wait, that was vaccines.
>>690957541
SHE'S GOING THE DISTANCE
>>690957545
it is
I mean "he"
>>690957650
IM BUYING SOME SPEED
>>690957512
Oh you
>>690957650
My condolences.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTLnlkrCK8c
>>690957541
Uh, death, please.
No, cake! Cake! Cake, sorry.
Sorry...
FREE GAMES FOR MAY
SEEEEEEE EMILY PLAAAAAAAAY
>>690957795
Ahhhh you said death first!
>>690957944
Well I meant cake!
