Hey /b/ I'm feeling pretty shit.. Maybe it's just because I'm an asshole, so I've got the most beautiful girlfriend (that's her in the picture) thing is me and her haven't had sex yet.. I'm not sure why but everytime we start to get intimate and my hand leaves her breast towards her pants she'll immediately stop me or get mad, I'm not sure why I haven't sealed the deal yet.. I've had sex with plenty of women, but I think she's just playing hard to get.. has anyone else had this problem?
>>690936859
What?! I know it sounds pretty pathetic but I just don't know what the deal is.. She won't let me anywhere near her vagina :L
>>690936761
IT'S A MAN
>>690937012
WHAT?? my friend says that, but she has long hair and sounds like a lady, I'm pretty sure it's not a man /b/rother
>>690936761
That's a man you fucking retard lol rofl lamo
>be op
>have gf
>is really bf
>LOL
>>690937012
Perhaps you need to look at the photo again that's clearly a woman
>>690937012
hey looky there OP, you got one!
>>690936761
bait/10
you're not even trying
>>690937194
Check the photo... That's clearly a woman.. I know because I tug on her hair when we're making out
>>690937328
It's not bait! You're probably just confused because she likes makeup.. Makes her a bit unnatural looking sometimes. That and the filter, but I don't care she's beautiful
Shemale? mabey like an asian toyboy ?
Get him/her drunk then you will know the truth padawan ^^
>>690937699
What truth? That I've got a beautiful girlfriend
>>690936761
Looks like a dude
>>690937328
/thread
>>690937804
Don't be stupid
Stopped at "gf". That's a man, faggot.
That he or she has a dick or not that truth .
>>690937626
Moar pics of your bf. I'll also accept a dick with timestamp
if all else fails bleach
>>690937985
My girlfriend you mean lol. Why do you want a picture of my dick?
>>690936761
Holy shit, at least put some god damn effort into your B8
I R8 -8/8
>>690938119
Because like you, I'm a massive faggot. Share more of your gf then if you're to much of a pussy to get your dick out.
>>690936761
You sure thats a girl?
>>690937137
this can`t be real...
>>690938336
I don't have any nudes we haven't had sex yet
Take him / her out for swimming or something .so you know there arent any weeners hidden
>>690938767
That "girl" has a dick my friend
>>690938493
It is real! I have a beautiful girlfriend and you're all calling her a man... I cannot believe this is happening to me!
>>690936761
That's a MAN baby, yeah!
Also, you are trying to hard to be funny. This is partially why you won't amount to anything. Your faggorty is the other part.
>>690938767
Nice Adams apple there
>>690936761
it's because her dick is bigger than yours
I have more there's just a lot of photos on my phone...its been a while without sex, how can I get her to agree to sex? Also it's not a fucking man
>>690939785
It's a guy m8. If you can convince it to fuck then go for it who cares.
>>690939962
You're fkn blind that's a beautiful woman
>>690939785
You have to wonder why "she" is covering "her" neck area
>>690940052
OP if ur baiting with this thread then it's not that great. That's clearly a dude
>>690940174
I don't know... Flattering selfie I guess lol
>>690940286
I'm not baiting!! I'm trying to get laid my friend
>>690940286
I'm also faceblind
>>690940312
Because he's hiding his Adams apple you
>>690940437
>>690940375
Then go do it. If you want to get ur dick wet then get it wet but don't be surprised when there's another dick there. If u really are then it's no wonder u don't see the man face
>>690937353
>I know because I tug on her hair when we're making out
low tier bate /b/ro
>>690940711
You /b/ brothers have been fucking useless! I'm asking advice on how to get laid!! How do we make the magic happen! I don't believe there is a penis because she sounds nothing like a man! Explain that then huh?! Now how do I become dominant and unlock her pants
>>690941109
Whisper in her ear. "I know what you really are". Bitches love that shit.
>>690941109
ask urself this
why does she get angsty when you'd get to thw crotch area ?
this thread is so obviously bait im gonna leave
>>690941314
Do they? Do I just say that and nothing else? Anything I should follow up with? God I don't know why you all think I'm dating a Tranny... There's only two genders
>>690936761
Has a dick/10
Obvious masculine features, hiding his Adam's apple with neck ornament
Gr8 b8 m8
Only way you are unlocking pussy from that man boyfriend you got there is to kill it with fire and hope it's spirit reincarnates as a woman. Till then you are gonna get a good ole fashioned dickin'
>>690941459
You could always 'accidentally' hit it between the legs. If it flinches you'll know.
>>690941459
Then take it to a doctor and have him find out what gender it is through biological testing ya gay ass nigger
>>690941746
Why would there be shit in her Vagina you sick fuck
>>690942009
Ya dingus I may have forgot to mention pic unrelated but that is anal sex and from my point of view it would be my dick in a girls ass unlike op thinking that just because you act feminine a man is considered a woman
>>690942285
I don't think just because she 'acts' Feminine!!!! She is Feminine... Wtf man, like she is a female look at her, she has boobs, long hair, and blowjob lips common, she's a pretty lady not a man
>>690941021
This
OP is a huge faggot
>>690941459
>there's only two genders
Confirmed for b8
Sagesagesagesagesage
>>690942524
I chuckle of the thought that you are very serious about your bf op lmao. Fuck her right in the pussy oh wait he doesn't have one
>>690942694
There is only two genders you're either female or male, I guess some people can change into either or...but that doesn't make them a third gender.. Idiot. What there's more than two? And my girlfriend is a woman
SHIT FUCKING BAIT SAGE SAGE
>>690942954
Can't change ya little faggot even if you mutilate your body or whoremones
>>690936761
she looks like a slag