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>>690933893
go outside and exercise

>>690933893
stop trying so hard

stop chasing pussy, start chasing dreams, magically you'll get both.

>>690933893
there is only one solution fam.
>get out of your basement and start lifting

>>690933893
quit reading after the second sentence. entitled beta alert.

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Killing your self is the best option for getting a gf.

>>690933893
Let's be honest here, how much have you really done to improve yourself? There aren't any participation ribbons with women.

>>690933893
>I only ever wanted a girlfriend to give me the pleasures I deserve

How can u be 32 years old and not realize that you'll never find anyone which will give your the pleasures you deserve?

Start realizing that you're not that important, the moment you do you'll be able to let others in

>>690933893
Post pic of face.

>>690934591
Agreed. Let us judge your betaness

>>690934591
This; you entitled fuck.

Nice bait
9/10

>>690934591
POST FACE

>>690934484
Well spoken bro, well spoken.

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>>690934148
win comment
don't let pussy control you...

treat it like gold, it will walk all over you.
treat is like shit, it will come back for more.

Sad but true.

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Hey asshole,
I'm a good looking creative fit alphafag and I don't always get what I want.
It's extremely rare, it takes chemistry and great finesse. Work on yourself until you are a diamond and then sparkle motherfucker

Is this copypasta? It feels like copypasta.

>>690934591
this.

couldn't hurt to post your image on an anonymous forum

>>690934931
Gross. Feel like people who are in to muscular chicks are closet fags

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>>690933893
Go shoot up a school you cuck.

>>690934919
Gold is nothing more than a rock. Useless.

>>690935153
So you are thinking about your mate checking out a girl who is fit and thinking about fucking her because he secretly wants to fuck a dude.
You just Homoceptioned, son.

>>690933893
Cant tell if b8, but if not

Actually speak to women instead of assuming they'll want to speak to you.
You dont have to be Ronnie fucking Coleman to pull bitches, but being a whiny bitch when you don't get your way ain't gonna help either.

Tl;dr go places, do shit, speak

>>690933893
ITS NOT FAIR!!! WAHHHHHH! Fuck off ya cryin cunt

You're probably ugly and a NEET. Girls probably like guys who make something of themselves.

Try that. And if it doesn't work, promptly kys.

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>>690933893
Nice Guy Alert.

>>690933893
Maybe you should kill yourself.

>uptight
>whores
You're dumber than a sack of hammers.

inb4 don't reply to bait
I'll reply to what I want faggot.

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>>690933893
Problem is you come off as desperate.

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>>690933893
R9k faggot

>>690935394
Well after a certain point even their tits begin to look like man pecs so yeah if I had a friend who liked this I would think he's a fag. Not sure if that's what you meant

>all they want is sex
>pleasures I deserve
I think you're the same as those except they're actually attractive

>>690933978
k

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>>690933893
Maybe you're just a piece of shit with a high opinion of yourself?

>>690933893
> *tips fedora*

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>>690933893
>Why can't I find one, just ONE beautiful woman to give me the time of day.
Just in case this is your average stalker loser btard/Poe's law shit and not bait.
You are physically disgusting and unwilling to put in the effort to fix that. You also have nothing to offer in the mental category.

Of course you are so self important that you expect women will take good care of themselves for you. You "deserve" something when you offer nothing. Sounds like mommy's little snowflake really is special.

So switch spots with their gender and go answer ads in Craigslist's Fats4M section, then go fuck a shitpig or 2, you cringy motherfucker.

>>690933893
Testing to see if still banned

>>690933893
lmao is this brandon ? just off yourself already GOD

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>>690933978

If this ain't bait or pasta, just go and get yourself a whore, man. I do it occasionally when I feel this way. It's a great confidence booster if I do say so myself.

>>690933893
Here is the deal, you could be spending this time to hit the gym and also getting a better personality. But you are a nice guy woe is me kind of person so even when hell freezes over you will just keep on whining like a dumb fuck.

>>690933893
if you end your life at least do it in someway that brings light to your struggles friend. Or do something bad in the name of black lives matter or feminism

Elliott detected

>>690933978
Aight u cunt

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Become a homosexual XD

>>690933893
>>690935939
Fucking this.
So many people have no perspective, and thus become narcissists who think the world owes them everything.
The world doesn't owe anyone anything.
Your very existence is incidental.
If you want something to happen, you don't whine about not getting it.
That's what a child does, and they're basically narcissists training to be humans.
You do whatever it takes to make that goal happen, even if it's incredibly painful and life changing.

>>690933978
fuck you

>>690933978
guhh

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>>690934591

post face, you sack of shit.
I bet its because youre an ugly asshole of a person who thinks women should just fall to their knees around you. Try living outside of an anime, do something with your life and may, just maybe, you will be interesting enough to some chubby chick who works as a receptionist at a dental office somewhere.

People need to realize what they honestly bring to the table. You are not some shinning star, a gift from god, or a snowflake.

Dude, at the end of the day, when you realize you arent going to actually take any of our advice, why dont you just go out and off yourself. Ensure that we dont go too long without another mass shooting.

>>690933893
that man in the picture is from russia or soviet union, i don't know why but many russian women now are working out to get muscles like men, it's disgusting...

>>690933978
Finger me faggot

>>690933893
btw - varicose veins on her left calf muscle (under sock)

>>690936558
>Your very existence is incidental
I never thought of it that way.

>>690933893
Yes I love threads like this
"give me the pleasure I deserve"


PS nobody knows you don't have a big ol' digger nick but you. Figure it out, faggot

>>690933978
Reply

>>690933978
Definitely a nigha

Why don't they want you? Because youre 32 and never touched a woman in a sexual way. And by the way you talk I'm guessing you're not very attractive. Why would a bitch want some ugly, fat, middle aged virgin, when she could go fuck 10 inch tyrone? If you're a 4/10 then try to find a 4/10 chick. Most people can't pull a 6/10 chick if they are of average looks or below because females have so many options. It's the sad truth of life anon. And if it's too much to handle, then maybe you should off yourself because war never changes.

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>>690934148
Do this op, quit being a whiny faggot

>>690933893
just kill yourself so they dont have to keep rejecting you, do you even understand how annoying you must be on a daily basis?

>>690933978
nope

>>690936171
You're a shit cunt and a part of the problem. You can do and top yourself too... Why do you think that paying a whore is the right way to go?

Emasculating yourself while lining the pockets of a stupid uneducated whore? Yeah you're part of the problem.

>>690934931
Lol i read this and pink floyd came to mind

>>690933978
Okay then

>>690933893
No girl wants you, most likely because a virgin at 32, fat neckbeard who stutters when he tries to say hi to a girl, do you still live in mommy and daddies basement?

>>690933893
You gotta lower your standards a bit. But at the same time work on yourself. I use my bike with a friend cuz it's easy. 15 miles a day and ur fatass will look good, have a good thrusting muscle, and you can bang a starter beta girlfriend until you mature into an alpha

Get a hooker. lose vcard 2nd time is not as hard.

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>>690890597
Have you tried NOT dating a beautiful girl? Plenty of ugly girls with great personality and a pair of dick suckling lips to go around. Lower you standards to about the level you really are and fuck a fugger(fucking ugly nigger). Maybe try a fat chick who can cook, does all your bills and has an equal paying job. Get an ugly/fat bitch and cheat on her when you get a beautiful girl to notice you. Then just hide the shame until you die.

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>>690933893
Are you dead?
No?
>Why can't I find one, just ONE beautiful woman to give me the time of day.
You have about 70 years of live left to find the absolutely most perfect woman/man for your life you fool
get off the internet and meet people and stop whining
life isn't about sex or having a relationship you fucking betas

>>690934148
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>>690935844

gold medals to all these

shame on fitanons who think they're better than anyone because they like dancing with metal plates on sticks

>>690933893
Out of all the 20 girls I've been with, size only mattered for one of them.
You're just making excuses for your faggotry.

I'm a nice guy... Says the fuck that just called women vapid whores.

You look like a dead rabbit... But you think you deserve a gym rat hottie.

You never shower, but you chase girls that spend hours a day on their appearance.

The problem is that your an ugly, vapud, vain, asshole

>>690933978
Damn you

>>690933893
>Girls are stupid because you can't get them
holy shit I can feel your neckbeard from here, you fucking faggot.

>>690933978
no

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>>690936701
You look like the kind of crybaby who rapes some chick and goes to prison for it. You're actually not that ugly, you'd do fine if you weren't such a blindly entitled cunt. Grow up and do something so that you feel like you're worth it, the women will literally come to you if you exude competence and confidence. What you exude right now is a "Where's MY 'participant' trophy?"-style refusal to understand that you need to be able to offer something in a relationship. It doesn't even need to be that much, most girls really just want someone to ground them (because they're insane) and give em a good dicking. Whining on /b/ about your ongoing virginity crisis is unwise.

>>690934931
Same,
lots of shit girls out there tho OP keep fishing man

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>>690933893
Pls kys. Thx!

>>690938057
Nah man. He looks like the kind of guy who will go kill some people when no one will fuck him

>>690933893
>why can't I find one, just ONE beautiful woman to give me the time of day
Your answer. A beautiful woman will never go for a fat weaboo such as yourself. Lower your standards to somebody on your level who will have genuine interest in you, as impossible as that sounds.

>>690933978
H e l l o

>>690933978
Cunt

>>690933978
y

>>690933893
Wah wah wah. Yes life is tough. Go outside, join a sports team or club and get in shape and some chat.

Stop trying so hard.

P.S. girls or guys don't owe you anything. Grow up you neck beard.

>>690938057
that's Elliot rodger lmao

>>690938057
>not knowing who elliot rodger is
newest of the new

>>690933978
ok

>>690936558
This man speaks the truth.

You have no purpose save that which you give yourself. There is not, strictly speaking, ANY reason why you "should" even exist, let alone "deserve" sex.

Make yourself into something truly valuable. The girls will come to you. And even if they don't, you won't care... because you'll be satisfied with the man you are. You'll be happy regardless.

>>690933978
k

Women suck as much as you let them. There are always gonna be girls that wont give you the time of day. But you play your cards right you could probably get one you absolutely lovem. No one owes you shit for being nice..being nice for the sake of getting something is faker than sweet and low. What you should do is be the person you enjoy being, and your sunshine will show to others and bam, you'll attract girls. It's not hard. But being nice only works if you aren't a doormat about it.

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>>690933893
Nice quads!

Size has nothing to do with it if you're a fag who can't talk to girls

>>690933893
I've never kek'd so hard.

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>>690933893
People really don't change from generation to generation, OP. Even if you were born 60 years earlier, you'd still be a 32 year old virgin at this point, only 60 years sooner. Hope this helps.

>>690933893
Shower more thoroughly, keep away from politics anime or anything you'd talk about on 4chan, get new clothes, and talk to them like you have no interest at all in Fucking them or even trying to. Think and talk about yourself less. Don't hold your breath for any chick. Try talking to any girl you see that's cute enough, not just what you consider a 10. You talk in a way that conveys you aren't trying to Fuck her and try to become a legitimate friend/aquatintance they don't feel weird talking to first, til you get to know them better, because even if they aren't single, you make yourself into a sweet guy she tells her friends about that she wishes could find a nice girl. Learn about them from what they tell you.
And go to a gym and keep moving constantly for 90 minutes at least 3-5 times a week, no matter how sore you get or how much you're melting in sweat wondering if you're going to die; riding a bike, walking the treadmill, anything if you're heart is going and you're breaking a sweat. Use machines for every different muscle group as the pictures indicate, so you can feel the muscles it's meant to work. Keep your back straight. You don't have to lift a billion pounds, find a weight that you can lift several times (10-20) in a row with moderate effort and do it a lot, until it gets hard to to finish a set and you feel all the muscles you should. Cut soda and fast food and candy, cook instead and try to avoid grease. If you need to use oil, use olive oil and just enough to barely cover the pan and keep it from sticking, a little pour the size of a quarter is usually enough. Eat fruit and veggies with every meal possible. Try not to eat lots of bread or noodles. Switch to 1 or 1/2% milk.

No, not everyone can be a Fucking meat tank, but everyone can improve. If you choose to stick this out, I'll be right there with you.

>>690938655
Nice dubs!

Kill yourself.

>>690938655
Lolwut

>>690933978
bull

>>690933978
Bulb be

Chief, no one deserves anything..... chances are you live in this virtual world without living in the real world. Get right with God, get a hobby outside of War craft, join a club, get some interests ..... let your light shine. They come a running when you do.

>>690934591
its a fucking pasta ffs

>>690933893
That's because you're shallow and you only go after shallow bitches. Maybe you should kill yourself

>>690938419
>Stop trying so hard.
I'm not seeing any trying.
I'm seeing a piece of shit loser who thinks he should be revered as a god, unhappy that gym hotties are not hitting on him.

He has passed the 99th level of cringe and shows no signs of slowing down.

>>690938840
Idiot do you understand thigh muscles are called 'quadriceps'. Go back to school you retard.

I have a friend like this that was always looking for the perfect woman. He was a fat tub and always bitched about women being bitches. we are now 41 and he still hasn't got a woman. I don't talk to him much anymore because our lives are completely different.

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>>690938840
hes talking about the quadriceps in op pic. thats how i know you dont even lift. and you wonder why they call you a bitch

>>690933893

Stop whining and get off 4chan you narcassistic basement dweller.

>>690933893
Any more of the hot Chun Li thigh woman?

>>690933893
Protip; treat a whore like a princess and a princess like a whore.

>assuming the world owes you anything
>assuming anything in life is fair including getting women
>being unfit in 2016??
>???
>8)

>>690933978
I don't actually believe that shit

Do a Elliot Rodger

>>690938440
>>690938448
Whoops, guess I'm the faggot now.
There's too many of these spree-shooters now for me to remember them all. Gotta get my fucking pokedex for this shit.
Man, I remember when mass-murder of American citizens was a big deal. These days if you don't get the high score nobody even remembers your name.

>>690938925

Hahaha. My mistake. I mean trying so hard to fail.

Try online dating perhaps...

>>690933893
I agree with you op, but get the fuck over it.

A relationship isn't everything. Fuck, you might not even be into chicks.

>obligatory go do things you love and you'll find a chick into the same shit

I had a gf for a while, about 5 years on and off, it's not the end all and be all.

>TL;DR kill yourself, faggot.

>>690936083
>Uzi
top kek

>>690933978
getting sick of this shit

>>690933978

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You have nothing to lose. Go on a shooting spree. Do it.

Just get a semiautomatic gun, find a douchey nightclub or a frat party or a romantic comedy premier and open fire. They've treated you like shit all your life. Fuck them. Take back your dignity. Take them hostage and start systematically raping them. Get gunned down by a SWAT team. You deserve that kind of beautiful vindication. Nobody is willing to give it to you so you have to take it.

If you hang yourself like a little bitch in your basement, they won. A few people might cry and then move on with their lives. A few girls that wouldn't fuck you will post about what "a beautiful soul" you were on fb and then go back to Chad. No, don't give them that. Take those cunts down with you. Go down with a gun in your hand and a smile on your face. Now they will no.

Go on a shooting spree. Do it. Go and do it.

>>690939104
Daddy issues summed up in one picture.

>>690936701
Underrated post
KEK

>>690933978
Kys

>>690933893
You don't get the girls cause you're a fucking pussy. Stop whining about how you can treat them right and all they want are thugs... Just go get some! Stop acting like a faggot and man up!

>>690933978
Fuck you

>>690939427
Sounds like somebody needs to listen to their own advice

>>690935394
Mind. Fucking. Blown.

Please sir have my first born and raise him in ways I couldn't

>>690939681

I will. You should too.

The NEET uprising is upon us.

Shut up Yves

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>>690938973

Me too. Every time I go clubbing with my chubby friend, he always hits on the hottest girls - he NEVER hits on the girls that are within his league... he says he "doesn't want a fatty chick" and/or "she's too ugly", when most of them aren't even AS fat as him or THAT ugly.

Which is crazy, because despite his looks and weight, he has balls of fucking steel - he just goes up to the girls on the street and flat out talks to them. Which isn't bad... but it's sad to see those balls of steel turned down time and time again because of his physique/looks, because he only ever utilises it with the model-type girls.

Don't get me wrong, you should sometimes go for broke for the impossible, because you never know. But anyone with a brain will tell you that you either SETTLE for what your league is - OR FUCKING CHANGE YOURSELF to get WHAT YOU WANT.

I love my fat, slightly ugly friend, but I hate when he doesn't want to improve his physique, looks and clothes. He thinks the women are uptight whores after he gets rejected, but doesn't realise that it's him that is rejecting the girls that actually want him, in essence doing the same to other girls that some girls are doing to him.

>>690939427

THIS, OP.

>>690933978
Hjk

>>690938840
>Lolwut
Quads are legs muscles. She has nice leg muscles. That person was clever.

lrn2gymrat stickboy.

>>690933893
Yves you fag

>>690933893
Get the fuck over yourself OP. You are not special. Volunteer, meet people, join activities or something man. You sound like someone I'm going to hear about in the news after you've committed a shooting because you couldn't get your dick wet.

>>690933978
Faggot

>>690935338
Gold has plenty of uses you moron.

>>690939427
Don't let your dreams be dreams.

>>690933978
Nig fag

>>690936701
Eliot Rodgers if I'm not mistaken?

>>690933978
Reply (bump)

>>690933978
kys

>>690933978
Ok

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you keep calling them whores, but have you ever paid one for sex?

maybe you should. it's fun

I rented pic related and had a great time

>>690934378
Kek
my sides
srysly dude im at work you cant be that funny

>>690935338
by putting the pussy on a pedestal and then denouncing the pedestal isn't all that great anyway, you're doing yourself a huge disservice

>>690933978

reply

>>690940411
>reach
>projecting

>>690933978
Pls no

>>690940508
yup, because OP and I are the only people who ever got ignored by a cute girl, right?
i'll give you a chance to be reasonable, lets see if you can.

>>690933893
girls are not like that it;s just that you are probably fat -ugly-or a creep

>>690938763
Not all hero's wear capes

>>690940647
Reasonable about what? OP is a whiny entitled little bitch.

Kill yourself

>>690933893
Idgaf about OPs post
But damn that bitch in his photo got some built ass legs
She has fucking horse legs like Chun li

>>690933893
there are some things i like in life

one of those things are pathetic guys who whine about not having girls, im one step close to start jerking off about losers talking about how angry they are about never getting girls

please tell me stories about failed hitting on girls plz

>>690933978
Fucking nigger

>>690939770
I have a fun job, a cute girlfriend, and a college education. Come and try your neet revolution at MY bar.

>>690933893
I would never fuck pic related.

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>>690933893
Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

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>>690933978
Pls no mami

>>690933893

you sound like a bitch

you don't deserve anything

kill yourself already

>They don't even consider that I might be the one guy that will treat them like a queen and give them attention they claim those assholes don't.

Found where you're fucking up.

>>690933978
Fuck you

>>690933893

You pathetic piece of shit. Getting laid only requires a modicum of effort.

Get fit, get style, get some confidence. Or wallow in your pathetic loser shame forever

>>690933978
Kill yourself

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>>690933978
Fuck you faggot.

The fucking problem is that white women want to be black.

>>690933978
aight you cunt

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>>690938057

is this a national worldwide baitday ?
every other thread is so freakin obvious

>>690933978
Jesus Christ.

>>690937752
>shame on fitanons who think they're better than anyone because they like dancing with metal plates on sticks
Well that and that women love us (unless you are a fag in which case fags love us to), and then there are those of us who can also fly airplanes, and the screaming high Wechsler scores, and..
A body alone does not make the uberman.

Oh, you though that if you touch a weight that that is the end all be all? That is just the justification losers use for living the lardbody/stickboy life.

Nothing the physics nerds loved more in HS than when the gym rat would come in on test day, max the test, and ruin the curve in 5 min and then yell "NERDS!" before returning to the weight room and waiting for the next test day, to do it all again.

>>690933978
sure

>>690933893
Seriously, I used to think like this but never came close to reaching wizard status. Fucked one fatty to break my seal and within months I was swimming in pussy. Its really all about confidence anon.

>>690933978
sleep tight dogger.

>>690941659
>every other thread is so freakin obvious
Here this is also a normal thread and they mean it.
Poe in action.

Pussy doesn't lead, OP. Pussy follows. Put yourself first and put in effort to do so, and women will find you more attractive.

Lift. Get a job that makes you happy. Try using better bait next time too, you fucking loser.

>>690935338
Gold makes a great conductor

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>>690938057
>You look like the kind of crybaby who rapes some chick and goes to prison for it.

nothing wrong with a little rape

>>690939104
I need to see her naked, someone help

>>690933978
My moms already dead

>>690933978
reeeeeeeeee

fuck you man, calling yourself a good guy. girls don't want to spend their time with a fat, 4chan dwelling bastard who hasn't ever seen snatch before in his life, entitled fucktard. y'know what is really unfair? the fact that you're probably a solid 2/10 expecting a 10/10 broad even though your just sat on your disgusting ass ranting about how stupid uptight they are. your better off with a girl like yourself. disgusting, annoying, and retarded. get fucked, dickhead.

>>690933893
Wow! It seems you are ready to do a day of retribution!
Good luck pathetic virgin, may your Hi-Score be greater than Orlando

>>690933978
fookin fgt

This thread again?
Get out of your house more often, and try to be less ugly and skinny/fat, do you have something that you want to learn?
And stop bitching, there are thing more important than fucking whores.

>>690933978
fgt

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>>690940976
>please tell me stories about failed hitting on girls plz
I had a friendly conversation with a woman in college, and she was making eye contact and smiling and laughing a lot, so I invited her out for drinks. She said "No, thanks."

The End

>>690933893
dude I hope this is bait. You need to stop bitching and just fix yourself. GL have a nice summer

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>>690941083
Gomenasia, my name is Ashiru-sama.

I'm a 5 year old Shiba Inu (dog for you gaijins). I play fetch and run in my backyard, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Dog games. (Frisbee, Agility, Scootering)

I train with my bone every dag, this superior bone can make my teeth sharper because it is ''Made In The USA'', and is vastly superior to any other bone on earth. I earned my rescue dog license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Dog fluently, both barking and the howling dialect, and I sign fluently as well. I know everything about Shiba Inu history and their Inu code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Vets approval, I am moving to a owner to attend prestigious Pet beauty contest to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a hunting dog for Konzuma or a private rich hunter!

I own several collars, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to my owner, so I can fit easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and bark as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck with my new owner!

>>690933893
too much bait in one post

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>>690933978

>>690933978
Nigger

>>690942676
more plz

and tell me about your thought process

>>690939803
>I love my fat, slightly ugly friend, but I hate when he doesn't want to improve his physique, looks and clothes. He thinks the women are uptight whores after he gets rejected, but doesn't realise that it's him that is rejecting the girls that actually want him, in essence doing the same to other girls that some girls are doing to him.

Solid actual logic there.
A little protip for your friend: don't get drunk at the club. Show up around 11, have a few drinks, hit the floor around 12:30, start swinging wildly at 10/10s, strike out, have another drink, and try dancing with just your guy friends. It sounds stupid, but the 2-4 guys just dancing by themselves and having a good time are ALWAYS the group that girls approach. Just make sure you DON'T get actually drunk, because the trick is at the end: 30 minutes before the bar closes, people start looking to pair up. The girls who "just went out to have a good night with my girlfriends" but are still out at the club at 1:30 are now tipsy, and their standards are lowering rapidly. That short sweaty guy starts to become "funny" and "confident", and unlike 90% of the un-paired dudes in the club by now, he's still articulate and his shirt's still buttoned. Her friends that she would be embarrassed to go home with you in front of are either home themselves or busy perpetrating their own hopefully-not-shameful end-of-the-night hookup negotiations. Offer her a ride because you're good to drive. Done.

TL;DR: the pros got their bitch at 12:30. You're not a pro, so you need to wait your turn. Be patient, have a good time with your bros, and don't get wasted; by the time the bar closes you'll probably have a girl.

Source: I've worked at a popular college nightclub for 3.5 years. The short, sweaty guys get their dates around 1:45, and I'm often impressed with how well they manage to do for themselves.

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>>690933893
Ha

straight up kill yourself. this world would be better without entitled faggots like you around

>>690942204
lol

>>690933893
Dude girls care less about looks than guys in general, it's simple biology. They're more turned on by attitude, scent, touch, and how much chemistry you have. Yeah looks help a ton too, obviously, but guys on the whole are a bit more shallow. That's why guys can fap to nudes really easily, and 90% of girls don't appreciate random dick pics because it does nothing to them if you haven't even said anything not retarded. So basically, while looks are a huge help, confidence is what gets girls. Walk up to one, tell a joke or something. If it's awful, roll with it and laugh at yourself, don't be uptight. Actually have a normal conversation, and he passionate about shit you like/love. Girls dig a passionate guy. At the end of the day you won't get some girls, some are just too shallow or the chemistry doesn't work. But do yourself a favor and quit acting like a "nice guy" and start acting like a good man.

>>690942065
There is when you get caught because you were a crybaby and lashed out, as opposed to executing it through careful premeditation.

>>690933893
do you have moar of her?

>>690933893
Sounds like we have another Gentleman on our hands I guess you're the next one to go on a shooting spree then, eh?

>>690943028
>more plz
There was also this other time in college, I had a friendly conversation with a different woman, and she was making eye contact and smiling and laughing a lot, so I invited her out for drinks. She also said "No, thanks." It was embarrassing, because I had read the situation wrong.

>this many replies
/b/ as we know it has died and this is what we're left with. what a sick joke

>>690933893
LOWER YOUR STANDARDS YOU CRY BABY FUCK

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>>690943852
brutal

just go to target and whip your dick out in the toy isle. Ive heard thats the best way to get da milfz

>>690933893
hold up we have another eliot rodgers here

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>>690933893

>>690944543
My family loves to tell me this dude looks like me. i just threaten to shoot them and they fuck off.

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>>690933893
>Girls in this generation are so fucking stupid and uptight.
This is your problem

>>690933978
fuk u

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hey /bros, do you think I'm good looking enough to get the girls?

this is bait and probably pasta, but

>>690934148

this is correct

>>690943852
keep it cumming

>>690933893
>other people should change to make me happy
OP your problem is that you think thinking like a woman will make you as happy as one

>>690933978
Kk

>>690933978
Reply

>>690944876
no, absolutely not

you may as well become a trap

>>690944876
you looklike a young paul blaurt def 10/10 pussycrusher would not bang if i were a grill

>>690933978
ree

>>690944876
maybe without the faggot mustache and a better shirt.

>>690944978
I think that's pretty much it. I learned to not invite them out for drinks, and instead talk to them when they're already drinking.

>>690933978
Fuck off....shit

>>690933978
Stop

try being funny instead of racist

>>690944876
Are you wearing a towel?

>>690933978
Replyyyyyy

>>690933978
phaggutt

>>690934148
Love u anon

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>>690945197
>>690945256
>>690945309
>>690945474
kek, newfags don't know who paul is.

>>690933978
fuck you

>>690933893
if your fat stop being fat, if your dirty stop being dirty, there are no good women fuck a whore and hire a suraget to bear you heir

>>690945336
>he learned

xD keep it coming brother

how did the last conversation with a girl go

>>690933978
kj

>>690933978
Ape nigger

>>690933978
K

>>690933978
nooo

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This is you OP

>>690933893
move out of your moms apt

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>>690945526

>>690936701
Glory

>>690933893
Do it, kill yourself. You're not entitled to anything, you do not 'deserve' anything. You;re not a good guy youre a delusional psychopath.

>>690933893
>the pleasures I deserve.

Found the problem, OP is an entitled faggot.

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>>690935338
Fun fact: Gold can not be created on this planet without exposure to a super nova.

So its a big deal. Faggot.