>>690916144
Dude delete this thread and stay off 4chan. The entire series is about to get spoiled to you.

>>690917642

>being this new

>>690917694
>OMG someone new is on 4chan. What a retard kek
Suck a dick meme fag

>>690917849


>getting this flustered

I see the generation of lead paint playing parents has produced some quality fucking stock.

>>690917642
I can't be really spoiled, the books aren't finished yet. And? Spoilers don't matter for a weak written show that relies on cliffhangers to make you want to watch the next episode every single time.

Kid breaks his legs from watching queen and her brother fuck and the mindfucks the giant retard into being hodor

Also little finger killed Jon Arryn

Also Robb is dead
Catlyn is dead
Ned is dead
Joffrey is dead
Tywin is dead
Drogo is dead
Rickon is dead
Hodor is dead

Jon snow is the child of targeryen and eddards sister not his bastard

Tyrion, danyeryes, and Jon snow ride the three dragons against the white walker army at the end to save the day

As a 9 year 4chan lurker let me advise you.

Get out while you still can.

Deaths by episode
1.9: Ned stsrk beheaded
2.4 Jamie loses hand
3.9: Robb and Catelyn at a wedding
4.3: Jauffrey
4.7 The Viper killed by the mountain
4.8 Ygritte killed by Ollie
4.9 The Hound killed by brienne Tywin killed by Tyrion and Shea killed by Tyrion
5.9 Jon Snow
6.2 Jon revived
6.4 Hodor because he's holding the door
> Fuck you newfag

>>690918518
The hounds not dead
He live

Double spoiler

Check em

>>690918478
lel

actually danyeryes and her dragons blow up Kings Landing because she ignites the remaining wildfire stores under the city. Nobody knows if she survives or not.

>>690918518
6.9 Rickon is dead

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>>690918478

>>690918466
What doesnt rely on cliffhangers to keep audience up. You strickly watch movies

>>690918478
>>690918518

>being this new

>>690918518
6.2: Roose Bolton gets poisoned by his enemies

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>>690918629
Nope, Cersei gon go nuts and do it herself

Danyeryes is going to get the red keep finally after 6 seasons just to see its already burnt to shit

Jus watch

>>690918712
Nope. Try out The Sopranos, almost all episodes end on a quiet note, not drama or something exciting. Granted there's only 86 episodes, but there's plenty of things you can do to make somebody want to keep watching your show...like having interesting characters. You don't care that Tony just quietly ate dinner while Carmela read the newspaper.

>>690918478
The third brother of danyeryer is comming next season, its not Jon snow

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Game of thrones fucking sucks anyways, who cares about spoilers

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>>690918915
and? Sopranos/GoT are both HBO shows, but the difference is, Sopranos wasn't based on books. They had every right to be cheap cliffhanger endings, while a series based on books have every reason to end like a chapter of a book, not always exciting.

>>690918916
Eddard found Lyanna with baby Jon in the Tower of Joy where she made him promise to raise him; then she died from childbirth

>>690919097

>rights

Why are you projecting human based concepts onto writing you autistc fuck?

>>690918916
His name?

Briene of tarts

>>690918916

It's not Tyrion.

>>690919343
Ya it is

Tryin is targaren

>>690918518
>The Hound killed
>lol

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>>690918916
It's Euron

>>690918867
Yeah tommen is going to die somehow and then Jaime will have no family and do the right thing somewhere along the lines ending with his life being sacrificed

>>690916144
You're in for a ride friendo!

No one gives a fuck to mention Ramsay is dead? That guy was a god among men you peasant cucks

>>690919782
Ramsay isn't dead, he warged into sansa

>>690919782
Who is Ramsey? I'm only on season 2

>>690919448

>implying Tywin got cuck'd and let it slide.

Did you not hear about the Rains of Castamere?

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Most overpowerd character in the series is an old man.

*Tricks the queen to allow the faithfull to wear arms
*Betrays the queen in her plot
*Torture two Queens and is considered the good guy
*Makes the king betray his own mother
*Throws out the rightfull priest of the faith
*Turns the faith in to war mongering fanatics
*Takes over the role of little finger and the spider
*Abolish trial by combat
*Removes Jamie from the Kings Guard

This fucker right here is the most powerful man in Westeros for the moment.

>>690919890
The rightfull lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North

>>690919832
SWEEEEEEEET!

>>690918518
FUCK WHY DID I READ THIS SHIT

You've ruined the whole fucking thing for me you fucking bitch

>>690918812
Underrated post

>>690919982
Amen brother

>>690919951
Yeah, because the Reynes didn't listen to Tywins daddy

Plus Tywin seems like that type of powerful guy who would watch in the corner while his wife gets plowed

>>690918916
Well no Jon Snow is her cousin.

>>690919952
Don't worry, he'll die in fire

>>690918518
1/10 copy paste job faggot
outdated info and poor editing

>>690919982
But the Starks are the lords of winter fell

I'm confused

>>690920003
Why are you here?

>>690920345
the starks are traitors and conspired against king joffrey

>>690919280
> human based concepts
> human concepts
> writing

I think you might the autistic one here anon

>>690920263

Jon would be her nephew.

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>>690920236
Does this look like the face of a cuck to you?

>>690920442

Projecting a human quality onto a piece of literature then. Jesus fuck I didn't realize I had to chew everything for you as well.

>>690920402
I dunno

>>690920002
What is spoiled can never be unspoiled

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>>690920498
Yes.

>>690920236
You good man? Tywin is a fucking boss, don't talk shit about total

>>690920492
My bad i thought Rhaeghar was Aerys brother not son.

>>690920576
a spoiler has no name

>>690920417
Oh I guess I'll have to watch the rest of the show that sounds like an interesting twist

>>690920326
Actually oc faggot kek. On my Mobile before work. Thumbs are too bug for my tiny fucking phone. And yeah I forgot about alot of stuff from Season 6

>>690920236
Yeah nah

>>690920771
Lrn2post u candiedbutt

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You know, none of this is spoiled for
me because I'm up to date.
But I'm just wondering how autistic you have to be to list all the spoilers for someone. Really autistic, like Sonic the Hedgehog levels of autistic. Like, gets bullied in life and won't be remembered when they die.
Kek, fucking specialists.

>>690918630
FUCK Rickon. Wun Wun was far more important.

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>>690920976
I sense the anger of someone who's had things spoiled.

Kylo Ren kills Han Solo

>>690921211
It does seem that way when I look back on it, but honestly I haven't been spoiled. I just think it's really autistic.

>>690920976
> Accuses someone of being autistic
> In a very autistic way
Kek

>>690917642

falling for this bait

>>690916144
Gr8 B8 M8
Did I do it right?

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>>690918466
>relies on cliffhangers to make you watch the next episode
...Is this bait? Do you not understand how story-telling works?

>>690921385
It's so they can understand more clearly.

>>690920976

This kid is fucking triggered, everyone run.

>>690920976
Kylo Ren Kills Han Solo

How you people can actually watch this boring crap is beyond me.

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>>690922386

Don't worry everyone the master memer is here.

>>690922386
Gr8 B8 M8

>>690922558
>>690922672

It's not bait, I can't see the appeal.

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>>690924041

>>690924041
Well, youre lying.

>>690924172

Oh the irony, faggot posting shitty anime calling other people "faget".

>>690925157

Why would I lie? is it really that unheard of for someone to not like a tv show? are you that much of a sheep?

I'm not a fan of this medieval crap, sue me.

>>690916144
THE BEARDED GUY THAT WENT TO THE TWO ULTRA-BLONDES SERVICES THAT ARE WORKING WITH THE MONGOL GUYS IS GONNA KILL THE ULTRA BLOBD BITCH THAT WAS RAPED BY AQUAMAN

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>>690925299

No need for tears, pumpkin. You're just really transparent.

Baelish is most likely gonna fuck the Starks over and become the head of Winterfell and the Warden in the North. If Bran returned would he be able to claim that he's the rightful head of Winterfell if Baelish controls it?

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>>690916144
>The kid is cool, he watched that guy get beheaded like nobody's business.
SPOILERS: He grows up to be a giant faggot IRL.

>>690918916
Viserys was never actually really her brother. Danaerys muttered this when he was killed by "the golden crown", indicating that he didn't have targaryan blood.

>>690926841
That's probably show canon now that D&D fucked everything up in Vaes Dothrak

>>690926950
That happened in the books too

>>690921875
You're watching the wrong shows and reading the wrong books. A well written story doesn't RELY on cliffhangers. Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, all those popular ass shows? They DO rely on cliffhanger setups. They put something exciting at the end of each episode to make you want to hurry up and watch the next one. It's cheap. Then when you start the next episode, it's lame again.
I'm not saying they're not entertaining. I'm saying they're not well written because they rely on such a cheap tactic.

>>690918478
>Ned is dead
It's a chopper, baby.

>>690916144
Nice bait bro.

>>690926841

Targaryens aren't actually fireproof. Dany's dragons was supposed to be one in a life time magical moment and shit until the cucks in charg eof the show made it into her thing.