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I am in trouble. There is a conspiracy out to get me locked away and i can't call the police. I need a place where i can hide and nobody knows me. Please help me.
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Where are you at rn?
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>>690912671
Near berlin, germany.
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Please help me. Please keep the thread bumped. I am entirely serious.
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>>690912757
get a gun faget
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>>690913215
cant do fuck ass without details the nigger.
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>>690912348
What year is it?
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If anyone is out there who can pick me up and provide shelter for me, please report into this thread.

>>690913301
ill only tell my specific location if anyone accepts providing shelter for me.

>>690913326
What?
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>>690912348
Paranoid schizophrenia or? What's happening?
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>>690914211
I can't explain.
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>>690912757
Was hast du getan?
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>>690914923
Nichts. Sie wollen MIR was antuhn. Sie versuchen mich einzusperren, haben auch schon versucht mich umzubringen.
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>>690912348

Yeah sure, sandnigger. You probably planned a bombing and got busted, I hope you die
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>>690915033
Und aus welchem Grund bitte?
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>>690915152
Keine ahnung
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Zu spät, wir haben deinen Standort. Gib einfach auf.
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>>690915231
So ein Bullshit. Ernsthaft. Niemand tut irgendwem aus keinen Gründen irgendetwas an.
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>>690915287
Du bist einer von denen..
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>>690914923
>>690915033
>>690915152
>>690915231
>>690915279
>>690915333

Translation pls?
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>>690915333
...
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>>690915579
Just a german fag from Berlin who doesnt wanna give out the reasons for his shit, abondon thread.
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Amybody speak Nazi?
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explain and i might help. it is my power to do so
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>>690915579
Tld;r i need a secure location. If you can provide shelter anywhere in the world for me please say so in this thread. I will give you my contact if i see you are legit.
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>>690912348
It's okay, kitty, you can come stay with me.
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>>690915902
People try to get me locked up for life in a mental institution. PLEASE HELP!
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>>690916548
are they doing this for legit reasons?
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If ya can make your way to norway i might have a place
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>>690916548
If you are absolutely 100% percent sure that you are not paranoid schizophrenic then call Bild Zeitung. They can't do much if you're in the public eye. Then go either A) Jason Bourne style on the run. Leave for rural areas in Brandenburg or perhaps you'll make it even to former Pommern in Poland.
B) go innawoods and hide there
C) you have friends, right ? Go there
D) go to the nearest Botschaft and explain your story. You'll need to be followed for political reasons to get asylum I think
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>>690916790
No! Not all all! All people around me conspired to get me in trouble so i get in the bin for life. I akready had a court trial last month for it where it was denied but they will continue tryin untill il in. My time is running out. My online friend asked for pics of my burned leg so he can claim that i tried killing myself.
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>>690916877
Are you legit? Please give me proof so i know ur legit.
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>>690917075
>was haben die dir Vorgeworfen ?
>aus welchen gründen wurde die klage abgewiesen ?
>wer und seit wann versucht es?
>warum sollte ich dir Schutz bieten?
>was sind deine Pläne?
>warum versuchen sie dich hinter Gitter zu bringen?
>warum ist dein Bein verbrannt ?


Wenn du mir diese fragen beantworten kannst, kann ich dir Schutz in Friedrichshain bieten. Abholen könnte ich dich auch
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>>690917450
Ist zu nah dran. Das darf nicht in berlin sein. Außerdem vertraue ich dir nicht.
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I see. Nobody. You are all just them tricking me.
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>>690916940
I dont have friends. They are all them.
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I can house you. I dont give a fuck what you did even if you murdered someone. However there are terms you will agree with like a cover story that shifts all blame away from me and of course, payment. No questions asked. Yes?
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>>690917556
Warum ? In meiner schicken Bude finden die dich nie
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>>690917240
Well, legit yeah. Thing is, there's a forest by the place i live, with sort of a shed in it. I'm not in charge of the house i live in so i can't take you in here, but the shed is a sort of shelter. Yojr quality of life will be literally shit though, so depends on how fucked you are where you are and if it's worth it to move in a filthy shed in a norwegian forest :p
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>>690912348
Wir haben dich bald. Natürlich über wachen wir dein Internet
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>>690917957
woah calm dude that's the kind of talk that set people against you nobody here knows who you are and that is good
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Don't go to Cheers.
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>>690917957
Sounds like something a schizophrenic would say. I know a bipolar Berlin guy that thought he was hunted by the BND and ripped his macbook apart then fled

Turns out he had a manic episode from too much weed kek.

That guy is normal now and lols at what he has done during that time. Fucking called his friend 100 times an hour
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>>690916548
I live in Velbert in the Ruhrgebiet. If you tell me why they are after you and what you have done then I could house you for 6 months at least
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>>690918286
Im not fucking mentally ill. That's what they keep saying to lock me up.
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>>690918392
Im not sure. I havent done anything.
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Hello, I see you.
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>>690918460
Then what are you and why are they trying ?

To declare all people as your enemy isn't the biggest sign of lucidity
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>>690915033
Weswegen?
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I see you,
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you're suffering psychosis i know because i went through it, seek some medical help. This is the best advice i can give to you.
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Do you see us?
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>>690915780
Its hebrew!
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>>690918509
You said you had a trial in court. What was it about ? And why did they start and who is "them". I need to know why I should let you in my house before I do. I think you'd demand the same in my perspective.
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You are free because we allow it
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And you will be found when we demand it
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We look forward to seeing you fight like a cornered rat
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>>690912348
Do you look like the guy in this pic? If so you can hide in my vault-like basement.
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Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Goodbye, LooK ouTSiDE tHE WInDOW
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>>690917450
Hey man, du scheinst cool zu sein, ich komm aus steglitz
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>>690918392
Shit! my Dad came from near there - Tonesheide or something.
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>>690919180
Tönisheide is nowhere near. Its more in the south. I live more towards Essen
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>>690919655
Could have sworn he said it was near Velbert - about 30-45 mins to Dusseldorf?
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>>690918006
Nagut zeig mal bilder. Hast du nen schlafplatz für mich?
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Obvious schizo, refering to all as 'Them'
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>>690920148
Loser.
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>>690920017
Gästezimmer im Keller. Hab Einfamilienhaus geerbt

Wenn due die Fragen aus
>>690917450
Beantwortest zeige ich Bilder
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>>690920430
Das ich meiner mutter drohte
Weil das nur ne kleine sache war
Seit jahren, jeder um mich herum
Weil du hier mal was gutes tun könntest und ich sonst mein leben komplett verliere wenn die damit irgentwann durchkommen. Ich bin 21 hergott.
Mein plan ist alles was zu mir führen könnte zurückzulassen und dort unterschlupf zu suchen
No fucking idea. Ich weiß es verdammt nochmal nicht
Warum mein bein verbrannt ist? Warum interessiert dich das? Mir ist heißes wasser drauf ausgekippt.
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>>690921038
Warum drohst du deinen Mutter
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>>690921321
Sie hat mich sauer gemacht. Das war keine absicht
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i know a place on the edge of the red light district where we can lay low, but my hands are all messed up, so you better drive brother
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>>690921549
I dont have a drivers license or car
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Are you the king of Spain ? I will help you, your majesty.
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>>690921321
Schätze daraus wird dann wohl nix oder?
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>>690920430
Hallo?
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>>690920430
Bump
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>>690920430
Ey antworte. Ich hab deine fragen beantwortet!
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