>>690900665
I'm naked

I fall in love with people too easily but overly compensate for that by not showing much emotion at all.

I mastrubate 3x a day

Ive raped my sister in law and she has no clue it was me

Killed a man in reno

Test

>>690900665

>my mother's car tried to friend me in the friends of my moms finger.

>>690900665
Good idea... I was dissapointed when the last one 404... I think that the cum eating wasnt disccused enough...

>>690900665
> Post your secrets, Part two.I am in love with my sister in law, who is also my mate's gf...

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im the bunny shitposter

>>690900665
Me and my sister have fucked probably 100 times.

One of my g/fs new we were fucking and was cool with it.

I miss that g/f.

I fall in love with people too easily but overly compensate for that by not showing much emotion at all during the beginning stages of a relationship.

>>690900782
just to watch him die

To the girl living in a bug-infested hellhole:

You're not going to win against the cockroaches. All you can do is spray the worst areas with teh strongest bugspray and baits you can find.

A lot of supermarket grade baits only work against certain kinds of cockroaches. figure out what your kind is and then google the fuck out of baits that work for them.

Cockroaches will take good baits back to the nest and fuck up the whole family.

Source: I have spent a lot of time fighting a losing battle against cockroaches in shitty old houses.

>>690900782

me too. but only cause i wanted to watch him die.

>>690900774
Xplane

I wear my mom's clothes and Jack off while rubbing my asshole

When I was younger (8-11) the older boys in my neighborhood (not too much older) Would take advantage of me during sleepovers. (i'm also a boy) The thing that gets me is I kind of liked it, and now I feel like it fucked me up tremendously.

Now, im 24, straight, and cant seem to keep a relationship that i value for more than 6 months.

i can breathe air

I pretend to be a woman online. I send guys videos and pics of my wife to see how hard it makes them and watch them jack off and cum. A few of my friends and I all send each other pics and vids of our wives and girlfriends

I'm slow stroking as I type

I tried to fuck my nans dog

I have crippling depression and wish every day that I would die. This doesn't sound that uncommon here, but I've got everyone around me convinced I'm a perfect Chad with no issues who could never possibly consider suicide.

>>690900964
i inserted my penis in her vagina without her consent do you know what rape is faggot?

I know who you are OP

>>690901044
what a waste of dubs

>>690900879
Pics of sister

>>690900665
Who else around here eats cum and love it? Also anon or femanon? ... I am anon...

>>690900976
that's fucked up

>>690901066
How does she not know its you you stupid fuck

>>690901033
>>690901044
>>690901066
>>690901111

this is now a get thread

>>690901111
What a waste of quads

>>690901111
What a waste of quads

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>>690901111
What a waste of quads

>>690901025
Similar, I pretend to be a teenage advice giving girl in chat rooms and get off over guys hitting on me and camming for me.

Always use pics of big tits ugly face girls from fb, they buy it.

>>690900978
ever consider psychological help? being serious, no troll.

>>690901154
idk lol

I'm a post-op transsexual and I never tell the men I sleep with. They can't tell I guess.

I am in love with my sister in law, who is also my mate's gf...

when i was 14-15 i used to fuck one of my mother's friends. best fucking year of my life.

if i ever have a son, and he wants to fuck an older woman, i'd be ok with.

>>690900920
>>how to win against cockroaches

get pest exterminator strength b8. Same thing with bed bugs and other shit.

If you give them half doses of shit tiered poison, then all you're doing is weeding out the weak and letting the strong breed. That's how bugs get resistant in the first place.

I hope my the nudes of my ex I posted eventually get back to her

>>690901245

they can tell. they just dont want you to think they're gay.

I nannies for my boss for 3 years and his twin daughters regularly serviced me throughout, sometimes singularly and sometimes in a pair. They never told anyone and I never did either.

>>690901206
They are honey enough to buy my wives pics
I do it every night while she sleeps next to me

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>>690901111
>>690901222

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I fucking hate children.
Every one I've met has been annoying as fuck. They don't appreciate anything.
Worst was this one little fucker, let's call him B.
Fucker would smack his mom and demand his Nintendo ds. Naturally she took it away. He would cry all fucked night and repeat "I want my ds" over and over. She explained where he fucked up over and over, and he'd do the same shit every time. Holy fuck I wanted to stay him.
Then again he had ADHD like a motherfucker. And this shit was legit, not that overdiagnosed shit.
Left her because I didn't like being third wheel nor taking care of another man's kid.
Maybe it's different if it's yours, but my experiences killed any hope of ever wanting a child. Takes up time and money, can't fuck whenever you want, and it winds up taking the spotlight 80% of the time with your partner.
Fuck that noise.

>>690900665
The me that everyone knows is not the real me. It's a role I play. The real me is as different from the fake me as chalk is to cheese.

>be me 24yo
>go out techno party with friends
>petite innocent blonde 19yo girl in our friend group comes too
>she has a bf but he's not there
>we rave, drink alcohol, do xtc
>at 05:30am she wants to go home
>friends wanna stay
>i tell her i'll walk her home
>while walking home she says she wanted to go home cause she wasn't feeling good
>thanks me for walking her home and sidehugs me while walking home
>super cute
>arrive at her dorm
>say i had a great time
>she asks me if i can help her in bed
>i lead her to her bed and she becomes totally unresponsive
>"hey femanon"
>"hello?"
>"you alright?"
>no response, passed out
>she's wearing a black dress and a leather jacket over it
>i take off her leather jacket and the way she lies i can see her thong
>diamonds
>i poke her to see if she's out
>no response
>i put her jacket over her face
>i lift up her dress
>smell her thong oh god she's so hot
>i take my dick out and flip her thong to the side
>fuck her raw, but kinda gently cause i don't wanna wake her
>raise her dress over her tits
>fondle her tits while fucking her
>cum inside her
>realisation sets in and i panic
>straighten out her thong, dress, put her jacket on the coat rack, put the sheets over her
>leave
>next day she says in the whatsapp group chat "i had a great time, i don't know how i got home"
>tfw

>>690901327
They are so kind

>>690900782
To watch him die, or for his wallet

>>690900751
you're not alone /b/ruh

>>690900739
Not even lying.

>>690901360
>stay
Meant slap.

I've been growing hemlock in my garden so I can kill my family. I'm 38 with 3 kids and an unemployed husband.

>>690901214
Yes, i think about it all the time. I just haven't gotten around to it i guess.

>>690901184
>>690901190
>>690901192
kek nothing

Im too old to be here,

I want to be cuckolded

I like to post pictures of my wife nude and she doesnt know

Do I win yet?

Mom used to dry fuck me through her panties. Was about 4 yrs old.

>>690901512
Are you hot

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>>690900877
>>690901033
>>690901044
>>690901066
>>690901111
>>690901222
>>690901444

>>690901263
I've also found that they seem to become resistant to a particular brand after a while, so i switch brands every couple months

>>690901618
Post her faggot
Where are you from

>>690901375
Explain more? Im interested

>>690900665
I had sex with a transsexual prostitute and liked it. Kind of.

>>690900782
isn't this a Bruce Springsteen song?

I used to fuck up my birth control schedule frequently just for a chance at pregnancy.

I stopped because I realized my bf and I are super happy without a baby and I don't need to have a baby with him to make him stay

I fuck horses. Well, one horse specifically, since I own her.
Horse pussy is fucking cash

>>690901512
Ahaha wow. Tell us if/when you do it

>>690901618
So....post pics...

>>690901512
Hemlock grows everywhere here in the UK, just look at any road side.

Also cam chat blackmail reporting

>>690900665
one time when i was sleeping over my friends house with some my friends, they took advantage. forced me to suck them and one of them got tired of waiting and just stuck it in my ass

I want to kidnap someone and keep them in a basement. If its a girl they will be my fuck slave. If its a guy I want to see how much I can mutilate them before they die. I will feed them the bits I cut off.

>>690901896
Are you male?

>>690901394
ahhahahahahahhahaha good one m8

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>>690901632

no

I think I'm falling in love with a minor and I don't know what to do.
I tried to spurn her advances but I'm a weak piece of shit and my defenses broke down

>>690901512
38 yr old woman ? Lol yeah ring you're unemployed too if you are indeed a woman

>>690901314
Send them to me, and ill send them to her

>>690901827
I've heard the same, but is it actually true?
Horse asses can be pretty nice looking.
Can't lie, i might fuck one if I was drunk and knew no one would find out.

>>690901860
Nah not horny enough today and 4chan is cancer. I want her to be lusted after not abused!

I visit prostitutes about once every 2 weeks even though I have a gf. Not sure what it is, maybe I like the variety or some kind addiction...

>>690900665
Almost satanic trips

I keep loving that idiot and hurting my husband feelings by telling him to bring the other to our home... I know it's ridiculous. Already told husband that I don't worth and how he should get rid of me... Anyways
He prefers to live this shit relation knwing that I love another one than getting divorced... and I think it's Just because the other is younger than him...
I know I should kill myself. Just don't have the courage to do.

>>690901715
There's not much to explain except that in reality I am nothing like the person who I play. It's like a 24/7 acting job.

There is a 16 year old girl that takes some courses on my campus

Found out she is into ddlg

Everyday before classes I take her into the woods and spank her until she sucks me

No regrets

im flying to another city this weekend to meet a girl, i blew 200 on flights and 80 bucks on a motel room and it might not lead to anything.

>>690901992
you the guy who currently has a thread about that? I'm the one giving advice there.

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I catfish girls I know. I get my hardest when I see some one i know personally. I wish every day that I can fuck the brains out of my gfs virgin sister i sniff her panties daily Im starting to get turned on by her sent when i smell it i also stole pic from her phone of her ass sent the to my messenger.i know all to well the type of monster I am an everyday I wish for a bullet in the brain or crash on the free way.I can see my self destruction an do nothing for it.

I have to stop myself from staring at my teenage daughters tits.

>>690902241
Not with a 80$ motel room it won't.

>>690901784
Johnny Cash

>>690902137
If you're from Delaware of California then shieeet

Secretly bi- leaning towards gay, family are all gay bashers. Also kinda want suck a black guy. Im a virgin but I post ads on craigslist with pics of me bentover and stuff like that(no face of course)
Get allot of responces but too afraid of getting aids and getting my ass torn on my first time, so I fish for compliments but never act. Would rather find a boyfriend I could build trust with but not common here and too shy.

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once a week i let a girl ten years younger than me use my face as a footstool

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>>690900665
I'm a furry, but I'm too poor to actually do anything with it (commissions, fursuit, etc.)

Been in love with the same girl for 9 years

we dated for abourt a year

dumped me now I am friendzoned and can't let
go. Now she lives with current boyfriend, and it has been 3 years.

>>690902290
Don't be ridiculous. Help is always available. Get some, for fucks sake

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>24
>still viring

>>690900665
I travel a lot for work and have two families at different ends of the country that know nothing of the existence of the other.

>>690902070
You can get viruses from this

>>690902358
Nee
are you the lover or husb?

I angle my cats so that when they back out from inbetween my legs, they step on my clit

>>690902441
> her big toe

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I masturbate daily to men, women, cartoons and inanimate objects
I watch anime
I've put countless household items up my ass
I was addicted to shoplifting dxm, benzedrex and booze for a year, never caught
I've used dozens of piss bottles unironically and shit in a box once
I've stolen drugs, alcohol and money from family members
I don't love my family
I use image boards (I fucking hope you guys consider your 4chinz use a secret)
I don't seed my torrents

Am I a shitty person?

>>690901512
This is way too obvious.
>You will be the lead suspect.
>Women tend to murder with poisons.
I guarantee you will get caught.

>>690902586
But my mommy told me that if i stay a virgin until I'm 30, i would get superpowers :D

>>690902586
>>still viring
What?

I stole 10gb of photos and videos from the phone of a girl I work with yesterday.

Currently going through and filtering the win from the shitty screenshots and selfies.

>>690902590
Alpha as fuck
What kind of work do you do?

>>690902706
Just end it all anon

>>690900665
I fucked a turtle once.

>>690902761
Be a real shit and link the files.

>>690902706
>Don't seed torrents
Fuck you faggot

>>690900665
Just had sex
Naked
Wish my brother raped me when I was younger he only touched me.

>>690900920
Got it. These ones are interesting looking, darker with less red.

>>690901080
Oh ye?

>>690902655
Both

>>690902936
hello sis

>>690902877
Wow. Story?

>>690902898
first rule of stealing nudes: always lie about where you got them.

When I dump these, it'll be in at least 6 months and I'll say I'm her ex.

>Got nudes of a dozen people I know currently sitting in the queue to be released one day

>>690902628
Not if condom

>>690900665
have a foot fetish. never told a soul. don't think ill ever tell my wife when I'm older

i fucked a dog once

>>690901962
What else will you do to the girl?

I walked into the office at work without knocking to find my female boss sat looking flushed and cross eyed, sniffed the air to smell juicy pussy.

She shouts don't you knock anon?

I walk out, go to toilet to fap cause I'm to faggy to ask her if she wants to fuck. Or at least give her a hand.

I ducked a fog once.

>>690902785
Truck driver. I also have various side chicks but only have kids with the two.

>>690900665
check them dubs

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Ok here goes.

>Cousin is 16
>I am 17
>We both are virgins and complain.
>We should fix it. Everyone at school is making it sound like they have had sex aside from uncool kids.
> There's no way anyone will like sex with us if we both suck. And are uncool
>Her idea, decided to ask if she can try a blowjob on me
>Not sure what to say. Feels wrong to have this idea
>She insists.
>Felt too good. Try what we have seen on TV and heard about.
>Fuck
>Cum inside her in seconds.
>Freak out
>It's OK anon. Ill go clean it out and go to planned parenthood like girls at school.
>K.
>Month passes.
>She's pregnant
>Literally freaking out. I fake sick for a week. Pretend I can't walk and other dumb shit.
>I'm a wreck for months
>She is too.
>Cant abort. Parents are religious.
>Her belly grows, as does my paranoia.
>Today is the day.jpg
>I'm at school. Still we haven't told anyone.
>I'm scared of my redneck lanistor Tard baby.
>They are going to DNA test because she refuses to tell who father could be. Protecting me as best she can.
>Decide jig is up and mentally prepare to explain self to family and accept shame.
>Get a call.
>Baby is black.
>We're both white.
>So. Much. Relief.


TL;DR: I fucked my cousin, thought she was pregnant and was cucked. I'm always not sure how I feel about that. But overall I was in the clear, aside from mental scarring over he months.

>>690902586
get shitfaced in a club and you're bound to take a desperate hambeast home. A pussy is still a pussy

eazy

>>690902761
But how do you get them?

>>690902706
>don't seed my torrents

Yeah kill yourself mate

>use imageboard

yeah definitely kill yourself m8y

My 18yr old niece is moving in with us Thursday. She is the finest grill I know. Gonna put a hidden cam in bathroom and fap to results.

>>690903158
That's brother but I can play a bitch if you want.

I have lied to most people telling them I was raped when I was younger, they all believe me, haven't been raped by a stranger before (my ex did anally and once vaginally) but secretly hope to be one day. I also have 2 country wide games of cat and mouse going on right now. One with a guys form across the country that he can come and kidnap/rape me whenever he wants, and the other can do those things and also kill me. btw never accused anyone or rape or reported anything etc

>>690903501
>Gonna put a hidden cam in bathroom and post the videos to 4chan.

fix'd that for you.

I was out drinking with my mates and this obnoxious kid tried to steal my wallet because is was walking home drunk, i remember i got so fucking mad that this fucking bitch dared to take me for a pussy steal my shit.. stabbed him one time in his gut, right under his ribs.. i took off running, washed the knife with bleach and buried it.. still don't know what happened to that little fucker..
damn.. I lost a good knife that day

>>690900864
>be married 8 yrs anon. wife never swallowed.
>raise it a year ago, she insists anon does it first.
>agree readily, she goes and blows
>finish in mouth
>kiss, she pushes 90% into anon's mouth
>taste and swallow
>wife turned on, did it again once or twice
>now she loves it
>she doesn't know anon been tasting own for years now and then
>used to be able to blow self ftw
>too old now, wife does it check my dubs

>>690903288
whatever i want, shes my toy

>>690903371
What I do? work a support job in a place that has a BYOD policy. I have to configure and troubleshoot all kinds of personal devices.

I'd recommend getting a job in computer/phone repair shop. Pay isn't great but you get access to lots of devices where people haven't had a chance to delete nudes.

im considering buying a 4chan pass.

>>690903535
Sorry about the typos and shit, didnt proof read

>>690902761
But how do you get them? >>690903728
Thanks m8

I am a cocaine addicted cardiovascular surgeon.

i got dubs in a secrets thread once.

told all my friend's at school about it.

>>690901962
If you had the right eyes id volunteer for the slave spot but I would need pain too.

>>690901394
aftermath?

>>690903894
If I knew someone that need heart surgery would you help? I'll pay in Coke

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>>690901148
I don't like the taste of cum but the consistency nahh reminds me of mucus that is one thing I absolutely hate.
(femanon here)

>>690903894

whatever helps you cope faggot.

how much money do you spend on hookers though?

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>>690904098
>(femanon here)

>>690904088
Hell yes. What do you need coronary bypass or angioplasty?

>>690901748
do tell...

>>690904123
Not even a cent.

>>690900665
I instinctively and habitually think the phrase "I should put a gun in my mouth and pull the trigger" to myself on a daily basis

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>>690903368
Realniggashit

>>690900665
I go to church and pray and all that shit but I don't believe in any of it. I just do it to keep my family off my back. I can't wait until I have the money to move out so I can drop the act.

>>690901827
pictures...

>>690904217

do you just fap to webms?

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>>690904172
ikr just a femanon with a neckbeard

>>690904098
Agreed. I was a virgin when I first hooked up on Tinder (I'm kinda ugly) and went on a blowjob date. I fetishised blowjobs before. I went to town, loved going down on him. I told him I love to swallow. He came in my mouth and it felt absolutely disgusting. I coughed and spit it. I had no idea it would feel like snot. I thought it'd be like thick milk. >_>

>>690902761
This is one of the best feelings anon.

>>690904282
Hahaha who doesn't?

>>690904176
Is a murmur related to one kind of procedure if serious I'm in so cal

Me and my cousin used to suck each others dicks when we were small

>>690900665
It's really hard to do it, but I can suck my own dick (only glans). It's not gay cause I'm sucking only my dick, right?

>>690904344

nice dubs coke fiend.

>also, dont be a cheap fuck. pay for hookers.

I go to clubs/raves a lot and use quite a bit of party drugs, I take more than I should be and have OD'ed multiple times, my friends think it's just a "heat of the moment" type thing but really I'm hoping that one day I don't wake up

>>690904377

i think most kids do shit like that. not really a secret. parents know.

>>690900665
Every time I get a boner I fap

my dad stole a bunch of my gf's nudes from my laptop, i found the folder on his fucking desktop. i never really confronted him about it.

>>690904295
> I had a really bad experience with my ex all I wanted to do was please him but I nearly ended up vomiting
> dick tasted gross
> felt good though

>>690904322
nothing like the feeling you get when you're trawling through and finally hit the jackpot.

this girl isn't much of a challenge, though. not even half way through and I've got 100+ nudes and vids of her masturbating.

>>690904098
Fem anon here. I love cum i wish when I gave head more would come out. I actually have the taste of cum in my mouth right now just sucked him off.

>>690903356
but then who was phone

>>690904732
ive dated for 5 years and my gf never liked my cum.. gonna have to call bullshit on that.. so, tits of gtfo

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>>690904732
I wish I loved it not gonna lie.
>watched bukkake
>loved the idea
>hates the consistency
>kms

I want my bf to force me to eat his ass. Ive tried but he says no.

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i know what heaven tastes like and now i dont have it anymore.

knew it wasnt gonna last forever, so i tried to make the best of it. but still.... fuuuuck.

>>690904971
I want my bf to eat my ass but he says no

>>690905141
Fucking pedo

>>690902082
>ugly wife detected

>>690904295
nice

>>690905141
What a shame, I eat ass all the time. My ex loved it and would chew me while blowing me. Was the best, current gf is a no go at all.

>>690901112
second this

>>690905141
'sup, bro?

>>690901245
need pics of you

I think I have lung cancer. I have no one else to tell.

>>690905616
Drop those nips out, also saved

>>690901314
gonna need some pics

>>690905421
everyones ugly on 4chan. Yeah shes not 18 with massive tits and no waist so I gues she wouldnt fit your ideal.

>>690905706
Nah and alright neck beard show it to your gf then.

>>690905680

if serious, that fuckin sucks.

but you probably smoked a shit load of cigarettes, so its your fucking fault.

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>>690900665
kinda raped my friend

when my good mate told me to look after her

she remembers,
and he knows

>>690905616
shiet.. I've seen everything now... gonna cry myself to sleep. Noice pale titties btw

>>690900751
the "secret" of every teenager or emotional manchild everwhere. that goes away when your balls drop, or when you die.

Whichever comes first

my niece is my daughter.

>>690905680
I also think I have lung cancer but I'm keeping quiet about it until I'm sure it's terminal.

>>690905895
Damn dog chill its just tits nothing special

i seem like someone that wouldnt want to commit suicide but i think about it every day

>>690902717
abso-fucking-lutely.

if youre going to do it make it look like your husband did it and you protected yourself.

I took some dudes wallet with a like 180$

>>690905877
same.

>>690906098
I rest my case.

Virgin detected

>>690901360
my friend's kid is like that but not as bad. I can't imagine being stuck to that little shit 24/7. It seems like little bastards happens to single moms a lot.

>>690905596
Im a chick bro.

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>>690900665
I did 9/11.

>>690905266
How ?

>>690900665
i like sharon dont tell ppl

>>690906462
'sup, bitch?

>>690906381
>fat ugly wife with self-deceiving husband detected

>>690906472
hows life george

>>690906462
that wasn't me but otherwise yes I am a "chick"

>>690906567
Yo dawg

>>690900774
>>690901066
>>690901154
>>690901222
Conversations like these are what make me come here

>>690906609
you really are a prick aren't you.

>>690902307
Age and bra size?

>>690902339
No I think you're confusing it for another song. I'm pretty sure this is Springsteen. At least the original version.

>>690900665
I have my aunts nudes in a secret folder app

>>690906873
Nope.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Folsom_Prison_Blues

>>690902152
Everyone with an IQ over 120 feels like this. The only people that don't are the one that learned to accept themselves, they're the winners.

my parents divorced when i was 12 and when i was 14 i nagged my dad to spend more time with me so he brought me along with a business trip to hongkong

we had a hotel and i was in the hotel while he was doing the meetings. we spent time together in the evenings. he forbid me to leave the hotel when he wasn't around but i did anyway

i loved that the streets were always busy, day or night, and it was never silent. in my hometown it's mellow in the day and absolutely silent in the night.

one day i was wandering around the streets and i got lost, i mustve spent hours running around crying and trying to recognise a building. i went into a hotel crying, i didn't speak english or chinese. it was dark (like 8pm) and there were relatively little people there.

i tried to talk to him in my language (didnt speak english or chinese) and he obviously didn't understand. he took me by my arm and lead me upstairs into a room.

he pushed me onto the bed and held me and touched me, he undressed me and raped me. he left the room and i cried on the bed.

i walked downstairs and tried looking for my dad's hotel again. i walked around until after midnight and i saw someone who looked like police. he spoke english and i managed to get across that i was lost. at the police station the belgian embassy was called and through them the right hotel was found and they took me there.

my dad was furious and had been searching for me on the streets. when we were inside the hotel again he hit me multiple times in my face.

i was too scared to say anything about the rape so i never did. only a couple of friends know and anonymous stuff like 4chan.

Cam blackmail here to the anon in previous thread, they all of pizza age but stay away from the cheesiest ones as they hard to work with.

I asked one is your pussy wet, she said do I need to pour water on it.

Top kek

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>>690900920
poisoning roaches causes a ripple effect: roaches eat other roaches, so poisoning a roach that then leaves and dies elsewhere then poisons all of the roaches that eat it.

Basically poison fucking all your edges and corners, bomb the place regularly, and kill fucking every single one of those bitches you find, coat it with poison, and leave it somewhere.

Clean obsessively.

The roaches will only have other roaches to eat, and they will poison themselves.

Had thousands of roaches infesting our house for two years. They're all gone now.

Other option: buy some centipedes and other roach predators. They're creepy as all fuck, but they'll flourish in your house and then eventually leave when they run out of prey. You'll have to warn people before they enter that the super-creepy things running around your house are your extermination crew, though. Also, still clean obsessively, to keep the roaches from breeding so much.

>>690901263
You are never going to get rid of them unless you get professional grade pesticides. Pay a professional and even then they will need to come by every month for a while. If you live in an apartment or an attached house just move it's hopeless

>>690901796
Do girls honestly believe you need to have a baby to make your boyfriend stay? What percentage of girls would you say think this?

>>690900665
I'm married and having an affair with my stepmother. It's been ongoing for about two months now.

I prefer hentai because I got bored of real porn.

>>690907430
Where u heard that anon? I feel the same and my IQ is 136.. can't really relate to ppl, they seem so.. trivial.. discussing football (soccer for u amerifags) and shit like that

>>690903307
I sucked a log once

Killed a guy in a third world country when I was on vacation there last year, got away with it because the police there don't give a shit and all work on bribes. Came back to the US like nothing happened.

>>690907940
if you think an iq of 136 makes you exceptional and unable to relate to people you are a moron.

it's your autism, not your iq.

I supported myself for a while writing rape erotica for Amazon. Sex life was better than ever because I wrote every night and came out of it horny as fuck. Eventually Amazon reorganized their payment system so my method didn't make enough to be worth it anymore and I stopped, as did my desire for twice-nightly sex. If someone started paying me $50/day to fantasize about rape again there're some people in my phone that would be very happy lol

>>690907789
Not that anon but a few of my friends have been trapped that way. I might even have had it tried on me but I had a vasectomy to prevent any accidents.

>>690907789
Holy fuck my ex tried to pull this shit on me. Poked holes in the condom. She got pregnant and only did it to make me stay... But instead I got the fuck out the country and live far as fuck. She wanted me to pay child support too lmao fuck that

>>690907940
IQ 140, easy to relate to people. Sometimes I wonder if I don't have Ausberger's, but never been diagnosed so it's either super mild or I don't fucking have it.

Still, people are easy to understand, I just had to learn how to behave to affect the situation the way I want to.

>>690908164
had a friend in college whose girl did that shit to him.

He ended up going to college for a Master's anyways like a fucking boss. Had a nice, big stipend and everything.

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>>690903316
Indeed alpha as fuck. How do you pull that of though? I feel that in a relationship almost EVERYTHING comes up at some point. In terms of actual events that took place. How do you keep getting around this simple fact? Like, what do you say when a kid in the other family gets sick and you have to go to the hospital?

>>690900665
I buy a pair of my bestfriend friends wife's panties once a week.

>>690908164
u ain't running from that nigger

I thought had made a real, valuable friend
But it turns out she was telling my darkest and most personal secrets to everyone I know, and she's been doing it for a while
I actually thought I had something with her

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>>690908199

>140 IQ.
>Ausberger's

>>690908464
That's literally the diametric opposite of a secret.

>>690908060
Bro, im not exceptional.. I think im pretty normal if you ask me, its just that people are too fucking shallow, its like the act of thinking is an effort to them, their minds are just numb, that's why i was never able to relate to most ppl... my gf and friends are rare exceptions, probably because they have high IQs too

>>690908527
you're a fucking idiot

>>690901394
ez

>>690908598
this

>>690903356
If this is true than life shat on your face. Take a vacation, you've earned it.

When I was a kid and had found out about sex, I sneaked in my sister's room to look at her vagina and stare at it

>>690908199
That's what i meant.. they are predictable, and therefore easy to understand... if you observe and analyze them, you can pretty much say what they want to hear and be popular, but, at least in my case, my reactions are not genuine.
I'm not a neckbeard who lives a recluse life, I just don't find most ppl interesting.
Never got diagnosed with anything btw

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>>690903752
Unreadable/10

>>690908310
It's easy. I just say I have to do a delivery.

>>690908598
k then, at least im not a fag