Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>690894853
Y u no link?
This AUTISTIC son of a bitch is claiming a SUPER HOT waifu and basically, you're fucking stupid
How? ....Just watch the Free Video >
https://youtu.be/3z0z_Zo9uTg
>>690894853
>>690894853
Sup
Hope she isn't claimed yet
Someone has to take over baking though (shizuru if you're still here). But actually sleeping now, goodnight.
>>690895033
I did.
>>690894256
I will gladly take your fuck. when can i have? when your done with her can i have?
>>690894697
its more of an inside joke i think. its not enough to be a meme but its big enough for us to know what we are talking about.
Claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y62OlGvC-bk
>>690894853
true goodnight now?
Cheerleaders anyone?
claiming
>akagi claimed
>>690894831
What exactly?
>>690894853
I was just about to post a new one...
Lily claimed
>Still haven't slept.
Ok, seriously, I'm poofed. Goodnite.
>>690895233
Kek he claimed your waifu m8 >>690895154
>>690895154
Taken already sry
Anyone else in here doing movie night with Demo right now?
>>690895154
Fuck of Mi Liu
>>690895180
Yes! Maybe.
Seriously though, now I'll sleep! Once I finish this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifA2YKvjN-U
>>690895563
>>690895154
Samefag
>>690895669
You got me m8
>>690895252
this. except that if its right after then i actually see my phone has an alert but usually it turns back off and then i come back so i dont realize.
>>690895623
i did that a couple days ago. might have been a week now. i kept extending it. dont do it if you have something planned tomorrow.
>>690883867
Can't sleep at all.
Anyone play Weiss here? Going to a local tourney tomorrow, should be dope.
Also claimed
>>690896066
If I was on my pc and edit this for some memes
>>690895184
No pom-pom's sadly.
>>690895180
That's another way to put it I guess.
>>690895122
These parodies never get old.
>>690895623
When you do, sleep tight.
>Best idol claimed
>>690895033
I smell an imposter
Rory-sama claimed
https://youtu.be/R6Q5l1qZ7FU
Anyone interesting in this thread?
>>690896208
At least one it seems
Hey Maki.
Yeah I try to switch up my claims and keep them original so they don't lose their meaning. I don't want my waifu to become routine
oh fuck! the dancing queen song reminded me i wanted to listen to rappers delight(?)
>>690896066
you got me fam!
>>690896208
oh, did you mean what i meant too? actually today some friends were trying to contact me but i was asleep. i woke up after the 3rd call.
>>690896361
chefbro
>ika
>>690896208
Noooooooooooo damn it why softie why??
I was doing terrible today I feel like you're friends hated me.
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>>690895033
>>690894853
(You) are welcome for the (You)s
>>690896475
yes rappers delight
>ika
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKTUAESacQM
>>690896210
Appearantly since the old one left its allowed. I think its disrespectful but others disagree. Soon enough we'll see a gen 2 hand and a gen 2 tats
>>690896475
Yepper
>>690896066
Oh shit. You got me
hello deviants. mavis reporting for duty. what's up?
>>690896652
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>>690896744
>>690896848
hello there to both!
>ika
>>690896744
Hey hey hey! How are you doing my gothic friend
>>690896744
She got fuck buy the pitsa boi
He waz liek "hear iz ur pitsa mam wit xtra sausage and meat."
Then ur wifu al liek "u got a tip fur mi"
He knocked her up
>>690896916
Ika, why did you change your name
Build the wall.
>>690895552
Whats the movie tonight
>>690896468
Well should i stay here or watch the last episode of oniai
>>690897014
this was the name i used before i came to these threads. i used it for those threads only but since its dead now, im just going to keep it on.
>ika
>>690897038
Im waiting for the worms myself
>>690896987
doing well!
>>690896994
true. she is a slut, but i can't help myself.
>>690896066
Shieeet, you got me fam
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>>690896848
Aye faggit
>>690897038
And make the furries pay for it
>>690897219
Your choice, you'll get to see Akiko either way
>>690897038
No taco bell tho
>>690897422
Cant argue with thay logic
But i could also leave and not watch oniai
Then what
>>690897381
Awesome to hear! How was your day today friend?? Anything cool?
>>690897219
We watched Wolf Children, and Hotarubi no Mori e. Right now they're watching Cowboy Bebop. I bounced out though because I personally am not a humongous fan of the series and wasn't in the mood for it.
>>690897713
Then you should kill yourself of course
>>690896468
Kek, I feel ya Akkio. Coming up with new ideas for it seems fun. Just how creative can you get. I've been using best idol for god knows how long.
>>690896475
I think so. Heavy sleeper?
>>690896518
Sorry mang. There's a pic out there with them. I know it.
I was too a little bit. Eh I'm not sure, I doubt it. All of us were fucking up.
>>690897713
>Cant argue with thay logic
>
>>690897923
Tell them Spike dies
DO IT FAGGOT
>>690898023
I'm pretty sure every human in existence has seen that series through to the end so it's not like it'd do any good.
>>690898023
This
>>690897993
nope, im actually a light sleeper. i was just lacking sleep today so i ended up sleeping throughout the day.
>>690898017
Top kekklos
>>690897923
Ya its also not the same on mobile either
Tell that nigger to start making more videos instead of just streaming movies
>>690897976
I should probably do that anyway
>>690898023
Aww hell you ruined the end even though ive already seen it
>>690898258
Ah, one of those days. Feels great at the time but in the long run it'll fuck you over. Schedules and what not.
>>690898798
Not even the real akagi in there. Kek
>akagi
>>690898770
schedules already fucked up. i usually sleep at around 3ish am. it cant get any worse right? i used to work over nights so that kinda ruined me.
>>690898798
i guess ill take that as a compliment.
>>690898995
I prefer "non-heretics"
>>690898798
But whats the amount of waifus that would fuck you
[/damn i wish this board had spoilers] its 0 [/fuck we need spoilers on b]
>inb4 thats that even how you do spoilers
>>690899170
R3(<7
>>690897993
Oh I've had a bunch of parodies, modified copypastas, haiku's and some other original texts. Sometimes I just claim without text but I like switching it up
>>690898439
First watch OniAi, then kill self
>>690898798
>Akiko, velvet, Rikka, Rory, Atago, Moka
Damn right you would
>Ika, Megumin, Aizawa
Why?
>>690899280
ROASTE D
>>690899170
Not a heretic. I just didn't care anymore since I got really pissed.
>akagi
>>690898798
This nigga
>>690897993
How does it go friend??
>>690899363
Megu's flat chest is too delicious
>>690899446
You switched waifus, right?
That makes you a "heretic"
I like my steak "non-heretic"
>>690899363
Rory has dat experience
But I wouldnt fuck her.
Hello
>>690899633
Purge the heretics
>>690899633
If you want to call it that. But I believe you're the one who switched more often
>akagi
>>690899749
hello there
>ika
>>690899280
>implying thats how you do a spoiler
>[spoiler]its not[/spoiler]
>>690899764
I don't have a waifu though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVVdEqBbr4k
>>690899922
Makes you a fag
>akagi
>>690899998
>off by one
KEK!
>>690899932
https://youtu.be/ccY25Cb3im0
https://youtu.be/7b7G8-I10gg
>>690899998
Says the one one off from quints
Okay, i claim Kudelia Aina Bernstein from Mobile Suit Gundam: Iron Blooded Orphans
>>690899077
Shoot, there's no going back then kek. Might as well embrace it.
>>690899363
>Haiku's
Those were posted not too long ago, right? Maybe I'll come up with a twist sometime.
>>690899477
At the moment, not bad. Can't really get to sleep though. You?
>>690899749
Hola, como estas?
>>690900170
the nine inch nails song is pretty nice.
i'm listening to it right now.
>>690899363
I wonder how many
Words i can fit into a
Haiku format oh no I'm
>>690900203
>claiming without a picture
Git gud kid
>>690899814
Oh hello! How's it going?
>>690900204
Heyo. I haven't learned any Spanish in so long but I'm good just chilling. You?
>>690900538
Para la cosa que me gusta mas es panochita
>>690900204
Yeah same here Maki same here, we can keep each other company until one falls asleep
>>690900420
Listen to the whole album The Downward Spiral is awesome!
>>690900204
exactly. i tried for a good 2 days to fix it but then i gave up from all the laze that i have.
>>690900538
im good, just watchin people talk to others. and talking to a very few others too. what language classes do they have in the UK?
>>690900652
"for the thing i like more is vag"
>>690900420
>>690900725
He may be a dick, but Trent Reznor knows music
>>690900725
Balls
>>690899507
Used goods/10
>>690899741
I haven't seen gate yet. There's fucking?
>>690900204
I believe you were here when I posted them yeah. I didn't last that long though. Maybe I'll do it again later
It created this whole discussion because someone couldn't write haiku's properly
>Maybe I'll come up with a twist sometime.
Now you're just making me curious
>>690900439
6
7
7
Let's try that again
you clearly don't understand
The rules of haiku
>>690900862
your ohayus shit
>>690900943
M-muh feels
Why anon?
>>690900862
No. But with 900 years practicing to be the God of Love...
>Episode 9
>last 7 minutes or so is literally Rory seducing Itami
>pic related
>>690900996
Hey Seras
>>690900996
God-tier claim tbh
>>690901064
Yeah.
Does it feel good? To be bullied?
>>690900844
I fucking love Trent Reznor he looks fucking awesome too!
>>690900848
Oh
Saber claimed
>>690900652
I have no idea what that even means. Apart from me gusta.
>>690900829
Nice. A few if you look around. They don't teach as many in schools and things though. French is usually the main. But sometimes Spanish and German are in schools. Otherwise other languages have to be taught by someone outside of school
>>690901092
>>690901095
You know it, bitches!
>>690900812
Tango spotted.
>>690900829
Hmm sounds like me.
>>690900862
Sure, that'd be nice to see. You seem to create a lot of OC content and such.
>Now you're just making me curious
Don't get your hopes up, I'm as creative as store brand cereal.
>>690900725
You sound like Milinda now. Kek, sure I'd be happy to.
>>690900538
Haha, sounds good man. Eh not much, played some OW now I can't sleep.
>>690901369
sounds like the basics, except no Italian? we have italian here in our college. along with the other basic languages.
>>690901497
what does? the laziness?
>>690901174
Arjen Anthony Lucassen is a better songwriter tbh fam. Or anyone from Dream Theater.
>>690901174
Mi papa tien cuarent y siete anos
>>690901497
Ive been had, how did you find me?
>Shiro claimed
Kanade claimed
>>690901799
"My potato has 47 anuses"
Dafuq?
>>690901497
How is she doing anyways hear anything from her?
>>690901769
That may be true BUT he looks like a god. So buff
>>690900812
Have at least one (You)
>>690901092
Yeah she's got the experience but who would want to fuck that old bag?
Bet her cunt is the size of Uranus
>>690901166
feelsgoodman
>>690901497
>You seem to create a lot of OC
I do my best to make quality new stuff
Well I am an artfag. Writer, poetry, shops and drawings. I do it all.Sharing my stuff and making some good waifu material for you guys is also something I love to do
>>690901497
Oh my I see. How's OW been going for you?
>>690901712
I don't think so. It's usually just Countries they teach that are close to the UK I think. So France, Germany and Spain. There might be some places that do it, but I haven't heard of any yet
Wow, the only time I've seen more disgusting weaboos in one concentrated location is seeing footage of Comic Con.
>tfw when you accidentally hit b and you get these results
>>690901990
what about those countries above germany? (forgot the name for that area) those countries like sweden and finland and such.
>>690901924
Nope, her body regenerates constantly. Returns it to how it was when she became an apostle.
>>690901916
And Arjen is 56. Just look at how hes aged.
>>690901799
>>690901885
>>690902518
Is that actually the translation?
>>690901712
Yep. Can't be arsed to do anything. Need to change that.
>>690901822
I popped my ult :^)
>>690901916
We've talked a bit for the last few days. It's tough out there, a lot of bullshit is happening right now. They may be returning a bit sooner than expected.
>>690901924
And you do it well. Really now? You must be quite talented in the arts. Out of all of those writing is the only one I could pull off.
What made you pick up these hobbies?
>>690901990
Yep, it sucks. Pretty good had some nice games, got Genji and Hazno down now.
>>690902649
Apostles can't fucc tho