>>690890377
I will know the truth

Well preferable you won't suffer much if any pain. But alas most deaths come with great pain but all great things must come to an end.


Just remember you're never living, you're always dying to get here or there.

>>690890377
Nuffin' like a dindu

Nothing

Finally

I recently came up with a theory that when you die, you return to the time-o-verse where you can go to any choice you made in the past and change the choice you made.

Want to decide to try weed way back when? Now you can.

Want to give into that intrusive thought and rape that little girl that was playing by the bushes? Go right ahead!

Everytime someone dies and does this, it creates a new timeline, resulting in countless timelines and giving us basic immortality.

>>690890377
You go back to the same state of nonexistence as before you were born (or sometime in the womb when you gained the ability to think)

It's not that complicated.

If you believed in Jesus, you get raised again just like him, if not then you'll die the second death (spiritual death) and be separated from God forever (which is what hell is, not fire and spiky demons)

>>690890491
>I will know the truth
You won't know shit, just like now. You just won't be aware that you don't know shit.

>>690891486
/thread

>>690891486
>>690892006
Samefag

>>690890377
your senses cease to function and your mind turns black and fuzzes out with white dots and then you wake up back in the hub. you can come back and play again if you want though.

>>690890377
you get pruned or deleted

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>>690892306
>have virtual reality
>play game every day
>game of Real Life
>sit in parents' basement
>post on /b/
The fuck am I doing with my life?

>>690890377
You said it, sweet embrace of death and nothingness.
All i ever want is to stop existing, just don't want to do it by my own hand.

Nothing? You just stop existing, there is no "afterlife". You shouldn't be afraud to die either, because you wont have any regrets.

you already know the answer because you've been dead laready

you remember how the world was before you were born?

no, it was complete oblivion

and that's what death is

I was on a thread earlier and OP was talking about how he died and was brought back to life. Someone asked what death is like and he responded with

>Go to sleep tonight. There you go.

Although this is /b/ so take this with a grain of salt.

It will be the end of my adventures. That's all.

Sometimes that scares and depresses me, but other times it doesn't. Meh.

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>>690890377
Nothing
You'll go to sleep and just never wake up.

>>690893144
Suck a reindeer's funky asshole, jerk.

nothing. you just die.

you shit and piss yourself and everyone sees and laughs at you lmaoo fagget

>>690892306
If that's true, next time I'm gonna play as a nigger or a fucking retard or something.

Or blind. Fuck yeah, blind would be cool!

>>690893514
Suck a two-humped bactrian camel's shitty asshole motherfucker.

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>Faggots think they die
>There is actually an afterlife and they get to rot in the void forever

>>690893545
Suck a labrador retriever's dick.

Maybe you just "wake up"/grow up as another person but without memories on what was before.

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>>690890377

If you've given your heart to the lord you go to heaven. if not you burn in hell

>>690893852
There was no fucking need for that.

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>>690893671
XDDDDDD LMAO U GAY DUD FUKKEN KEK AT U

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Imagine life as a VR MMORPG tutorial level.

After death you get your own password protected private server with the option to open up the console using cheat codes.

There are also public servers for you to log on if the admins give you the password that is.

Life is only a tutorial, it's kind of a basic script necessary for eternity to function, it's the basis on which eternity is build on and has to be the way it is, for reasons far beyond our understanding.

At least this is what two psychosis has thought me

>>690893916
Suck a jackrabbit's ass with Smucker's grape jelly.

>>690893856
Which is why we experience Deja vu

>>690893856
Reincarnation?

>>690894062
I will piss in your ass and shit in your dick, cunt bag.

>>690894056
Lick a bulldog's nasty asshole.

>>690893962
suck a polar bear's funky ass

>>690894062
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR DISAGREEING WITH ME ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS AFTER DEATH. COCKMUFFIN

>>690894152
Not only that .
Did you ever felt familiar or attracted to sth you can not explain. Like it is a part of you but you dont know why...hard to explain. But maybe if you die the cicle just begins again. Who knows

>>690894253
Go watch a VHS copy of my grandmas sextape

>>690890377
You wake up from a nap when you were 4 years old.

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>>690891124
>>690891486
>>690892306
>>690893743
>>690893916
>>690894056
Eternal life is great until you have done every thing you can do an even infinite amount of times. After a certain point it all just becomes noise. Every thought you can have, has been had over and over and over forever. Eternity is the greatest curse

>>690894657
with all memories? or do your dream them the night before...

>>690894056
>People with psychosis normally have one or more of the following: hallucinations, delusions, catatonia, or a thought disorder. Impairments in social cognition also occur.
PROTIP: Don't rely on psychoses to "learn" things; psychosis is more likely than not to convince you of things that are definitely not true.

>>690894688
no. fool. It is the beginning to the end.

>>690893291
l want to die. But l don't want to kill myself because it's a mortal sin and I'd rather be safe than sorry.

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>>690894688
typical faggot logic

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>>690890377
its literally incomprehensible and also DOES NOT MATTER AT ALL.

take pleasure in life while you may. lead a life to be proud of. leave the world a better place than you found it. make sure your children have access to actual opportunities in life.

wasting days by thinking about death is a waste of time.

but to answer the question, i think when we die, the energy that makes up consciousness dissipates and reorganizes itself into a a new consciousness/s somewhere on the world.

kind of like how stars explode and send their guts throughout the galaxy only to re condense into new stars and planets.

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>>690894824
End to what anon? Eternity has no end, that is its defining characteristic.

>>690895208
You do understand the concept of eternity right?

>>690894688
After that point you may decide to start over at the tutorial level and just earase all your memories.. and that's how you got here in the first place, full circle.

>>690894756
yeah, psychosis can be very convincing though.. it's hard to explain to someone who hasn't gone mad himself. I can't explain everything I've experienced with just a chemical imbalance in my brain though, there's more to it..

what can I say,.. it opens up your mind to other possibilities. I won't place a bet on my version of the afterlife, maybe it's just psychotic nonsense.. but maybe, just maybe I'm right. We'll see soon enough I guess.

>>690895574
yes but you don't understand that in the bible it's written that if you give your heart to the lord you will live in eternal paradise

>>690890377
That rat is a FUCKING SAVAGE

>>690890377
On that day, i go to Sovngarde

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>>690891854
Double don't know shit

>I like the way you think, faggot.

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>>690890377
you start to decompose.
/thread

>>690894688
in a world where time is infinite, theres no real sense of time.
no beginning, no end, no middle, no 50 years, no million years.

living an eternal life not bound by the mortal laws of space time is not what you have in mind. you wont be thinking "man im tired of eating ice cream for the 976,654,684,651,681,872,126,987,321,684,116,987,145,987,101th year. (keep in mind this number and ANY number of years isnt even close to "eternal" in any way)
losing concept of time by having eternal consciousness is a gift, not a curse.

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>>690890377
Shor's Hall awaits all worthy Nords

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>anon's current theories

* nothing; just feels sleeping but without dreaming

*reincarnation: either as our ownselves in the same life or in an alternate universe, or just as a different person in a different time period, at any given time in history

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>>690895807
It literally doesn't matter whether you are experiencing the eternal bliss of heaven, the eternal anguish of hell, or complete sensory deprivation that is the void. At some point you will have done everything an infinite amount of times. You will have nothing to the contrast pain or pleasure. Its all the same.

I personally think that there is no beginning to time and that we just experience the 4th dimension in order when really it all already exists. We don't understand how there was a beginning, the chicken or the egg. The universe was always here. Beginnings don't exist. Whats the difference between absolutely nothing and absolutely everything. Think about it like a circle, the difference between them hardly exists. As soon as you die you start your life over again as a baby and experience the same thing again. Time doesn't really flow. Its a laid out series of the 3rd dimension, we are just experiencing it that way. Thus your birth, your death, all exist right now in the 4th dimension. It wouldn't be impossible to think that in another dimension theres another you experiencing your life 1 nano second behind what you are experiencing and that theres infinite number of versions of you all at different times of your existence.

You stop existing. That's it. Your consciousness dies, and so do you. Your atoms are dispersed throughout the universe until its death.

>>690896585
you're entitled to your own wrong opinion

>>690896752
No, if you are worthy your soul ascends to Sovngarde and the breathe of Kyne guides you to Shor's Hall of Valor where you eat drink and spar with other worthy heroes of old

>>690896752
daily reminder that you're just a bunch of atoms

>>690896752
do you think the atoms reorganize like the atoms of stars after they explode?

>>690896906
Suck a rocky mountain goat's ass jerk.

>>690896309
Once you have experienced all there is no more "you". 2 beings that have experienced infinity would have both, experienced the same thing. You lose all sense of self, you lose what makes you human.

>>690890377
Banana is kill now.

>>690897151
everything can be measured down to energy which has no known source.

atoms are no longer the smallest unit of measure. all the shit you learned in school is probably outdated already.

>>690890377
>What do you think will happen to you when the sweet embrace of death finally embraces you?
Fuck that. I don't want to die. I'm going into immortality research, and you should all contribute to immortality research.

You can't do shit you like if you're dead, faggots!

>>690897220
>Once you have experienced all there is


thats like saying "once you reach the end of infinity, then its boring"

>>690896689
allow me to readjust your tin hat

>>690896906
Its not an opinion anon, this IS what it would be lime for a human to experienced infinity. There is no other option because, by the definition of infinity, you have done every conceivable thing that you can do an infinite number of times.

in the year 2045 humanity will transcend death once consciousness is uploaded into a machine.

with the introduction of fully immersive virtual reality, a being will have the ability to live as long as they want, wherever they want, and in any form they want.

>>690897151
Lol underappreciated post of the day

>>690897373
So you plan to halt the aging process? That's great, but good luck dodging car crashes, shootings, wars, comet strikes and crap like that in the future. Eventually an accident of some knd will do you in.

>>690897685
But the machine can be destroyed.

>>690896458
%triforce

>>690897685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFe9wiDfb0E

>>690897723
>That's great, but good luck dodging car crashes, shootings, wars, comet strikes and crap like that in the future.
After halting the aging process, I'll begin my work on preventing and avoiding those things.

>Eventually an accident of some kind will do you in.
I'm not giving up before I try.

>>690897826
not if consciousness is uploaded into some weird shit neither of us can comprehend right now.

futures crazy man

>>690898044
>>690897826
http://multivax.com/last_question.html

>>690894657
deep

>>690897480
Perhaps I was being unclear, 2 beings free from the confines of finite time, space, memory, ect. Would be the same. They both experience infinity and everything forever.

>>690897723
>>690897908
If I happen to stumble across the means to halt the aging process, and then apply it, maybe increasing intelligence or means of time travel is next.
With higher intelligence, I'd be able to obtain more knowledge, and with more knowledge and intelligence, perhaps, I could find true immortality.
Maybe immortality can be found more easily in the future, so I could start with time travel.
Maybe I should start with intelligence, so it's easier to find time travel and or immortality.

>tfw I'm probably just going to die an old man trying to prevent death

>>690893514
Kek I love you anon

>>690897869
interesting.
seems though its implying a business is made out of the whole uploading consciousness thing.
i dont think that will be the case. in the future i believe the well being of people and earth will be more important than personal gain / profit.

but you never know man.

>>690896752
Oh yeah? then explain to me why people at my church have stood up at the alter and said that they have died and have seen the gates of heaven in hell.

>>690898130

I've read that before. It was rather enjoyable.
Unfortunately, however, you're going to be wiped the fuck out before you can move into a machine that moves outside of spacetime.

>>690893514
hahahaha

>>690898293
yea. millions of people already believe we are all fundamentally the same.
we come from the same source, made of the same energy. the things that separate us like time / distance / memories / egos / are all illusions.

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>>690897829
Lol, yuh big dummy

>>690898840
FUCK YOU NIGGER APE!!!!!!!!

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>>690899030

>>690890377
When you're dead, you stop functioning. Like a computer without power, you process nothing anymore. And that's it.

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>>690897373
This. As autistic as it sounds.
It's my dream to live forever, either through cybernetics or otherwise.
The concept of death horrifies me. The thought of knowing and feeling so much, only to return to the void again. I mean, think about all the time that passed before you were born, all the events that happened , and it doesn't even register. The graveyards are stuffed with people who felt and thought everything you did, not to mention the countless others.
I fucking despise that void. I font wanna stop feeling, thinking or learning ever.
It's just so hard for me to accept, and its the one sure thing in this universe.
Fucking hell, man.

>>690899030
%triforce

>>690899445
But what if you just repeat it all over and over again. Read Nietzsche for that

>>690894459
one cant get more autist then this. congrats

>>690899445
I have autism.

Also FUCK YOU NIGGER APE!!!!!!!!

>>690899445
The void? You mean my huge anus? It's basically infinite (I'm gay)

FUCK YOU NIGGER APE!!!!!!!!

>>690899445
It's possible that, through no fault of your own, you'll eventually find yourself trapped in an ice trench, far from everyone and everything, in every way.
Would you rather stay there going mad for however many thousands or millions of years it might take to get out? Wouldn't you rather just die and get it over with?

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>>690899657
I'd be fine with that too, even if I lose my memory.
I just can't fucking swallow the thought of feeling everything I do to such an extreme extent and then one day it's just nothing forever and ever til the end of time.
Like Fuuuuuuuuck man, how can anyone accept that?

>>690900202
Because its nature and maybe when your old you look back and say : "Well, it was worth it"

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>>690900067
Nope.
I don't want to stop actively thinking and feeling, even in solitude.
Hell, I'm already completely alone, it really wouldn't be that different. Just colder.

>>690894459
Boy that's some stale pasta

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>>690900202
Know that feel.. I could never accept that probable fact.

well.. probable from our current understanding of the universe. Maybe there's just things about our conscioussness and how it is connected to other planes of existence, that we haven't discovered yet. You know.. some quantum mechanics shit going on or I dunno, hey man, I can still grasp at hope.. maybe religiousfags are right in a way, maybe "mystics" like C.G. Jung are right and there is a form of just God..

There has to be more to my story than just this. It has to go on. Come on, please?

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>>690900464
What's the ten years of solitude and depression compared to a thousand, or a million, trillion years. You will want to die eventually.

>>690900464
EAT SHIT FAG!!!!

>>690900562
newfag

>>690900067
BEING INVINCIBLE YOU'D SIMPLY FART YOUR WAY OUT OF THE ICE FAG!!!!!!!!

Jews eat you

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i can see noone of the faggots presenting their idiocy here has ever done hard duty psychedelics. you will all forever live a lie.

>>690896211
You can't /thread your own post, that's madness.

>>690901504
I do mushrooms on the regular man.

>>690901504
OR be reaffirmed, that's what happened for me