I will tell a joke
The funniest joke ever
Fuck, I'm out of space

Is it dumb I'm proud that I made that?

Single Silky Strand
I walk past; it's unnoticed
Wildly flailing

Dem puffy nipples
I love them so god damn much
Girl gimme dem puffs

Haikus should be deep
Instead they just confuse me
Refrigerator

Out with my grandpa
We are clubbing baby seals
it is lots of fun

I have a job installing Styrofoam nuns
Fuck a fruit basket

I do love Haiku
Of course, you do too, don't you?
I knew you do too

Because in the end
It doesnt really matter
I want to die

Orlando is fun
especiallyall the gay clubs
oops im shot

One Two Three Four Five
Syllables for the first line
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

>>690890605
*ahem. The third line requires FIVE syllables. Yours has four. Disqualified

>>690890742
Because in the end
It doesnt really matter
I just want to die

There

My name is Omar
I came to gay bar
I have an AR
Allahu-ackbar

too many jews here
but not enough zyklon ben
hitler we miss you

I like to jack off
To very gay men fucking
It brings me great joy

>>690891002
much better

I must appease god
My hands grip the controls tight
Allah-hu Ackbar

>>690889355
He is drinking bathroom cleaner
thats the wrong choice
should have drank the bleach

I'm Patrick Bateman
I point my finger this way
I then obtain dubs

>>690889355
OP is s fag
A god damn fucking faggot
He loves sucking cock

>>690889355
this morning was great
me just sipping my coffee
i don't want to work

I drive slowly
Past the local preschool
Yum, tasty children

>>690889355
Niggiest nigger
Faggiest faggot nigger
Niggiest faggot

The skies above weep
For my dear departed love
They will not for me

>>690889355
Hello I am op
Massive cocks fill up my ass
I will never stop

>>690891823
damn this shit is hard
counting sylables on hand
both hands on keyboard

The sun rises east
And yet OP is still here
Sucking like ten dicks

>>690890628
>only visited this thread to see if anyone posted this reference
i love you based anon.

I am here on /b/
Somedays I feel so lonely
Here I have company

>>690892096
I love you too for understanding the reference

Nigger niggers nig
Niggerdly nigger nigger
Nigger nig nigger

>>690889355
This very moment,
I reply to a faggot
He is called O P

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>>690890628

>>690892096
Same, actually

>>690892899
That just might be the best gift I've ever received in my entire life

Five syllables here
Seven more syllables here
Five more syllables

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>>690892887
Here I was so close,
Triple repeating digits,
my face when an hero

>>690893215
fucked up the last line, okay time to an hero for real

Dude check out these dubs
I worked so hard to get them
Aren't you proud of me?

A haiku about waking up and getting out of bed

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO
NO, NO ,NO, NO, NO, NO, NO
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO

>>690893461
I am disappoint,
Son you shame your family,
check these you failure

>>690891044
>noy a haiku

Haiku is 5syllables, 7 syllables, 5syllables

My Name is Omar
I went to the gay bar to
Allahu Ackbar

>>690893679
Both of you suck balls
How have you not choked yet, fag?
Check out my dubs

>>690893792
You are projecting
You are megaturbofag
These dubs are for Trump

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Twice the retarded
Always on the hunt for dick
But pussy still good

In another life
A frog surely was
Little pickle

>>690894269
Autism is sad
This kid is fucking stupid
Five Seven Five, fag

>>690890628
This is also the only one that is actually a haiku. People seem to forget you need to have a reference to the weather or plants or seasons or whatever. Everyone else in the thread has failed. Though I guess they at least made theirs up.

>>690894656
Not everybody
Writes haikus on daily basis
You fucking faggot

The wind blows softly
So does your mother in bed
Three-sixty no-scope

>>690894782
It isn't even close to a haiku you fucking retard not even correct number of syllables...

OP is a fag
He sucks so many big cocks
He does it for free

>>690895026
That's the joke, you fucking retarded manatee

>>690894825
Being able to
Count a really little bit
Isn't hard retard

>>690894782
actually that "haiku" applies to you too dumbshit, get back to us when/if you graduate high school

>>690895291
jokesonyouiwasonlypretendingtoberetarded,png

oh fuck you got me! it's such a shame i missed out on that hilarious joke

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>>690895026
Thats not a haiku
You retarded manatee
Please go kill yourself

OP likes big cocks
His cock is too small to see
OP died of AIDS

>>690889355
No, go kill yourself
Op is massive faggot
Also nice dubs, chekt

This is my rifle
There are many like it but
This rifle is mine

see a falling leaf
death is life and life is death
finger in pussy

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>>690895801
Your face when she cries
Your mom does, every night
Cuz her son is gay

>>690896465
Here I sit hammered
Shitposting as usual
Then I find meaning

So deep m8 thanks

>>690889355
JINGLE JINGLE DINGLE BELLS
FUCK MY TUSH TUSH BEAVER'S SWELLED
JINGLE JANGLE JUITHY OL' PUTH
YET STILL GRAM'S CANCER LINGERS

THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE DE
SU DESU DESU DESU
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
IDGAF NEGROID

Like em really big
Like em big in my anus
Sexy girl penis

>>690896547
Your syllable count is 5,6,5
A haiku is 3,5,3 or 5,7,5.
Count you syllables cuck

>>690897203
i sense a disturbance in the desu

>>690897250
no faggot every is 3 syllables i didnt say ev'ry you uneducated retarded sewer slime

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long slithering snake

it's eating my face oh no!

It is poisonous.

>>690896736
pussy says thank you, sir

>>690897250
Your autism is
Off the fucking charts nigger
Post haiku or die

>>690897336
every is 2 syllables you dumb fuck.
Eve-ry or ev-ree
not ev-er-y

>>690897114
LOL GOOD ONE

I GIVE MY UPVOTE

>>690897636
two here versus one
enlightened men vs retard
die in a fire

ever hear of something called dialect fuck face?

>>690897636
I get what you mean
But you're not posting in haiku
You've missed the point

>>690897636
My face when summer
Trump better kill faggots too
Also check my dubs

OP asked for it.
I will give him a haiku.
You are a faggot.

i like to fuck girls
girls do not like to fuck me
this is why im sad

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You got a nice butt
You also got a nice chest
Your face is okay too…
NO! SIX SYLLABLES! I screwed – OH, IT’S RUINED! GOD DAMNIT!

The haters gonna
Hate hate hate hate hate and the
Snowing on Mount Fuji

>>690898591
Noone believes you
You probably take black dick
It's okay me too

>>690889690
lol,,,xD

>>690897512
your gayness strengthens
There is only one cure now:
Try killing youself

Cancer cancer cancer
Cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer
Cancer cancer cancer

>>690898771
>lol,,,xD
kill your self

>>690898822
Neckbeard is angry
Body pillow waifu will
Never be real girl

>>690889355
EY, YO
DIS NIGGA, DAT NIGGA
I DONT GIVE A FACK NIGGA
PUT A DICK IN MY ASS
GUESS WHAT YOU AINT GETTIN IT BACK

This site triggers me
Tumblr will destroy 4chan
Hillary will win

>>690899103
Neckbeard is angry
But you are the neckbeard
You'll never have gf

>>690889690
nah thats not bad
mines not even a haiku

>>690890228
8/10 concept
3/10 execution

>>690899656
You must be quiet!
Our lives depend on it dude!
Beta uprising!

Nigger nigger Nigger
Nigger nigger nigger nigger Nigger
Nigger nigger Nigger

>>690889355
Expecting haiku
Instead we all discover
OP's a faggot

>>690899990
Off by one, so close
Quints, 10 in 100 k
Too bad you suck bro

>>690889355
OP is a faggot
Also a dirty nigger
Fucker stole my bike

>>690900020
I will be quiet
To prevent beta faggots
And their uprisings

Not sure if cancer
Or epic bread underway
Shitposting anyway

Shitposting since 12
It is now 4, I'm weary
But more must be done

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>>690889355
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I dont know how to Haiku

>>690900911
Repeating digits
Those we must never forget
Trump will save us all

Five syllables here
Now Seven syllables here
5 more here...wat do?

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You are a faggot.
OP's a massive Faggot.
We all are faggots.

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I killed a man
He had a wife and two Kids
I slept Peacefully

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>>690901842
Wow that was sexy
The sexy sex is best sex
Tfw no sex

Dickbutt sucked my dick
My dick was sucked by dickbutt
Dickbutt got herpes

>>690892887
>>690893215
>>690893679
>>690893792
>>690894072
>>690894656
>>690895428
>>690896547
>>690897981
>>690898178
>>690899639
>>690900020
>>690900198
>>690900911
>>690901124
>>690902037

All of these po-ems
All from my deft nimble hand
I should kill myself

Everywhere I go
Nothing means anything but
Bitches and money

Made this one a while ago as a joke

>>690902449
I am mistaken
One of those did not say (you)
That guy must be cool

See me touch your mom
Right in her smelly asshole
Fuck, she gives good head

>>690889355
Born in america
Surrounded by feminist
Want to kill myself

Summer time is here
So 4chan blows ass right now
/b/ is being plagued

>>690902901
You think that is true
You in my mom, You are wrong
Was me the whole time

BTFO FAG hahahahahahhaha

Dude I fucked your sis
I think she might be pregnant
Is it mine or yours

It's not DNS
There's no way it's DNS
It was DNS

Story of my life.

>>690903315
It seems that you're right
I thought this hole was too tight
Let me hit the light

Whoa, my good kind sir
I cock is buried in you
Your black cherries gone

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>>690903859
You naive fool you
M Night Shamaylan here
Was moot all along

yfw you fucked moot

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All things are fleeting.
But you see dead birds take flight,
On 4chan today.

>>690904043
Like I give a shit
That's some million dollar ass
Cause that fag is rich

Haikus are awesome
Sometimes they are hard to write
Refridgerator

ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS
ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS
ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS

>>690904581
Implying so much
Implying moot is not broke
moot sucks dick for coins

this thread is cancer
it's snowing on mt fuji
Refridgerator

Someone stop this now
It is getting out of hand
Shitposting my /b/

>>690905829
/b/ is pure shitposts
this thread's all O C faggot
shitty O C but still

English haikus suck
They are seriously shit
Like really, what the fuck

>>690889355
Feel the thunder storm
Liquid shit on your face yum
Eat it as I cum

I live in Cleveland
Fans keep yelling "CAVALIERS!"
Oh god, please kill me

>>690906378
"Basketball is shit
Why do they care about it
4chan is better"

Then you look outside
Knights slaying neighbors and friends
"Oh now I get it"

RIP Cleveland, the final crusade

>>690906706
That brightened my day
It's been non-stop since Sunday
When will it end, /b/ro?

>>690907091
Cleveland was shit tier
At all sports for so long bro
Let them have their fun

>>690907502
They have had their fun
The city is still shitty
It's not Detroit, though.

>>690907978
All cities are shit
At least to some, yours improved
Dont be a hater

for the record I hate apehoop

bump bump bump bump bump
this thread was gold t b h
bump bump bump bump bump

>>690909004
Cleveland can't improve
It just gets a bit better
Just for a short time

>>690889355
OP Is a fag
He sucks many dicks
OP Is a fag

>refrigerator
>refrigerator running
>you better go catch it

>>690910292
Nothing gets better
Life's perpetual sadness
Buckle up friendo

>>690910560
Shit just got deep, man
Things are spiraling down now
Will you be an hero?

Hiroshima boom
Please enjoy your just desserts
Tsunami was just.

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>>690910944
I will an hero
But not now. 4chan needs me
Shitposting to do

Real nigga haiku

Aye, lemme holla
Aye girl, you with the fat ass
Aiight, fuck you then

>>690911435
That was good shit famtbqh if i say so myself

Neckbeard haiku next

Why hello mlady
You're lovely, dinner tonight?
Still no girl, too smart

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>>690912699
i can tip my fedora to that

>>690912974

That was euphoric
One more supreme gentleman
Why don't we have girls