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How do you stop ass sweat
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1. It's called swamp ass.
2. Kill yourself.
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>>690888627
Who the fuck cares just give advice
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>>690888984
I did give advice. I said kill yourself. 100% sure fire way to stop swamp ass.

You can't, dipshit. Unless you wanna shove a tampon up your whiny ass boipussi.
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>>690888435
Have you tried deodorant?
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Baby powder.
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>>690890148
/thread

but millennials know nothing about the power of baby powder
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>>690890148
>>690890686

Baby powder will do but Gold Bond works even better. Shit's expensive but walmart and the dollar store have a knock off that's exactly the same. Feels good man.
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>>690890148
also anti-perspirants
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>>690891099
On my ass? How about not?
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>>690888435
Manpons
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>>690890104
Heard that you're not supposed to
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>>690888435
Only wear sweat wicking material, which is a one-way moisture barrier. Sooner the wet gets out, the sooner it dries.
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>>690890686
I've used baby powder but it doesn't help that much
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>>690891779
No shit. See>>690891058
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>>690892098
Sorry forgot to add gold bond
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>>690892220
If Gold Bond didn't work you've got some issues brah
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>>690892098
I'm in Florida and my ass pretty much floods with sweat so it won't help alot
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>>690888435
Just stop being a faggot and your ass will stop getting moist when you are around other men.
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>>690888435
Ice cube in the pooper and Gold Bond.
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>>690892560

kek
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>>690890148
I prefer anti monkey butt powder. Comes in a yellow container and smells fantastic.
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>>690892928
Prefer not to shove shit up my ass
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>>690888435
Lose weight
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Monkey Butt Powder for days dude
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>>690893070
>>690893175
Never heard of this. Who sells it and what's it cost?
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>>690893259
It's about $4 at Walmart
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>>690893171
It isn't shit, it's frozen water, retard.
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>>690888435
Why, is your faggot boyfriend turned off by all the leakage?
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>>690893351
Thanks
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>>690890686
>tfw I'm a millenial and I know about baby powder

fuck you grandpa
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>>690893367
Sticking a cube in your ass yeah its water but it's a solid going in
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>>690891058
Or you could just wash your ass with a rag every now and then. I know you honeys just like to rub a soapy hand up in there but you really need to scrub.
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Don't live in Florida.
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>>690893940
How would that make your ass stop sweating
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>>690894109
It would still sweat but not get swampy because you washed all the old doo doo off there
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My best advice would to be waxing your ass. I don't mean taking off the hair, just applying was on your ass daily to clog the pours. Good to go mane.
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>>690893940
>honeys
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>>690894622
Would semen work?
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>>690895085
Nah, the sweat will make that shit drip down the back off your calf. It would look awful and smell like a silverback nigger. Stick to wax.
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>>690894337
Wash ass daily already
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>>690895417
Kek
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Pull your undies up your ass crack like a wedgie but not as hard and it will soak up the ass sweat and when you get home squeeze them out
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>>690888435

Try Under Armour Original Boxerjock 6 inch underwear.
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>>690888435
Here you go, OP.
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>>690888435
Baby powder
True story btw
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>>690888435
By not wearing pants that make it noticeable.
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How ... fat are you guys?
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>>690896849
Not fat just live in a really hot place
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>>690896849
6'4 210 lbs. I look like I weigh 185. I have massive ass sweat, but it is not noticeable. Also, I don't shave my ass because I am not a faggot.
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>>690897001
Honestly tempted to shave my ass
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>>690897001
You are on 4chan posting in a thread about sweaty asses. You are a faggot by default.
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>>690897281
But it didn't get my dick hard.
>>690897189
That sounds like a horrible idea.
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>>690897281
How to stop them
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>>690888435

Layer some toilet paper and stick it between your cheeks, or whatever area it is that oozes. Soaks up moisture and stank.
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