[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo
Hey there son, didn't mean to spook you back there. We've
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You are currently reading a thread in /b/ - Random

Thread replies: 255
Thread images: 80
File: 1975917917891.jpg (146 KB, 1300x866) Image search: [Google]
1975917917891.jpg
146 KB, 1300x866
Hey there son, didn't mean to spook you back there.
We've had reports of illegal dubs sneaking across the border. Show me your singles and you'll be fine.
>>
Just passing through officer
>>
>>690875983
Ah, no problem. Here you go, officer.
>>
Just hurry up with that wall, officer. Some dubs raped those teens down the streets a few weeks ago.
>>
I'm not showing you shit.
Am I being detained or am I free to go?
>>
Don't mind me officer, just enjoying the scenery
>>
Ok
>>
>>690876888
BACK YOU GO PABLO
>>
File: 236.png (94 KB, 392x243) Image search: [Google]
236.png
94 KB, 392x243
>>690875983
fuck off pig
>>
>>690875983
No hay problema.
>>
File: kmE9uhf.jpg (68 KB, 600x700) Image search: [Google]
kmE9uhf.jpg
68 KB, 600x700
>>690877566
>>
This doesn't have anything to do with the outbreak, does it?
>>
>>690877566
You better run, boy!
>>
King donald protect me frok these thieves coming from the border.
10 FEET HIGHER
>>
Yes my good man
>>
>>690878199
Back you go
>>
>>690878199

I NEVER FUCKING TRUSTED YOU
>>
No problemo, seƱor.
>>
>>690878377

EHHHHHHHHHHH PU70
>>
>>690878377
Fucking dirty spic. Nice dubs!!
>>
Just passing through officer, I mean you no harm
>>
You can't catch these dubs
>>
King Kong ain't got DUBS on me!
>>
Chingen us puta madre pinches gueros maricones
>>
File: 578.jpg (103 KB, 680x507) Image search: [Google]
578.jpg
103 KB, 680x507
>>690878600
sorry mate, looks like your on his radar
>>
don't mind me. just passing through
>>
Shit, shit, shit, shit... I hope he doesn't catch me...
>>
File: image.jpg (18 KB, 166x300) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
18 KB, 166x300
Eyyyy esse I don't got no doubles homes. I'm just tryin ta get to the liquor store for some tequila yo. Viva arriba hola taco Mexico!
>>
File: 1466270879586.jpg (9 KB, 326x245) Image search: [Google]
1466270879586.jpg
9 KB, 326x245
Nothing to see here
>>
>>690875983
Shit eating faggot fuck off!
>>
k
>>
File: original.jpg (107 KB, 1920x1080) Image search: [Google]
original.jpg
107 KB, 1920x1080
>>690879099
lol beaner
>>
Lots of dub fags here today officer, I'm just passing through
>>
Nothing to see here officer
>>
k
>>
File: 1466291994339.jpg (58 KB, 720x671) Image search: [Google]
1466291994339.jpg
58 KB, 720x671
I'm clean officer! No dubs here! Just all these here weeds!
>>
Here are my singles
>>
Im a jewish man, nothing but singles.
i swear.
>>
Officer you're a faggot
>>
>>690876888
Trips, not dubs, you may continue on
>>
Here you go officer, take a look at these singles
>>
Make em pay for it
>>
>>690875983
Sure officer, right here next to these memes
>>
Callate Puto, you juarez cant stop my shine

Now let me through before I shoot balas through your spine with my Mata Policia!
>>
>>690875983
Anything I can do to help officer
>>
I am but a poor singles man officer
>>
File: racist tyrion.png (465 KB, 674x496) Image search: [Google]
racist tyrion.png
465 KB, 674x496
JUST TRY AND STOP ME COPPER!!!
>>
File: 1466575522191.jpg (20 KB, 420x432) Image search: [Google]
1466575522191.jpg
20 KB, 420x432
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
>>
>>690875983
naw man I just got a lot of drugs
>>
>>690875983
Don't mind this stash of quality mexican ganja officer it's for medical use only. I'm white if that makes it more believable.
>>
>>690880001
SLIPPED RIGHT BY THEM DIDNT YA ANON
>>
FUCK YOU PUTA! RUUUUUNNNN
>>
File: tyrion jetson.png (448 KB, 628x465) Image search: [Google]
tyrion jetson.png
448 KB, 628x465
>>690879899
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!
ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!
>>
>>690880008
mexican weed cannot be quality
>>
>>690875983
AM I BEING DETAINED??

AM BEAN DETAINE?!
>>
fuck that was close
>>
>>690880111
TRIPS ITS A WANTED CRIMINAL
>>
>>690875983
Okay sir *unzips pants*
>>
>>690879300
HANDS UP OR ELSE I'LL SHOOT, YOU'RE A NIGGER AND YOUR LIFE DON'T MATTER!!!
>>
>>690880111
Go directly to jail, asshole
>>
>>690875983
BUILD THE WALL
>>
File: checkem5.jpg (69 KB, 800x472) Image search: [Google]
checkem5.jpg
69 KB, 800x472
>>690875983
there right their officer
>>
>>690880111
Lmao too close. I less number and you would've been deported friendo
>>
File: NccvGvk.jpg (850 KB, 1832x1754) Image search: [Google]
NccvGvk.jpg
850 KB, 1832x1754
>>690880147
>>690880111
>>
>>690875983
is ok senor officer.
>>
>>690875983
I ain't no wetdubs
>>
>>690880111
very
>>
File: 1466472094731s.jpg (3 KB, 125x121) Image search: [Google]
1466472094731s.jpg
3 KB, 125x121
Sir you need a warent to search me
>>
File: curvy.jpg (89 KB, 500x667) Image search: [Google]
curvy.jpg
89 KB, 500x667
>>690875983
perhaps we can come to some agreement..
>>
>>690875983
Here they are, officer. Can I go now? I'm very busy.
>>
Sir...
>>
if singles my mexican family gets through the US border
>>
>>690880560
DEPORT THE TACO
>>
If singles then
>>
>>690880111
yo lets get outta here dude
>>
Can't stop me.
>>
>>690875983
I have a van full of drugs and unregistered firearms
>>
>>690880944
LOL
>>
>>690875983
No dubs here officer
>>
File: received_843887779060062.jpg (60 KB, 540x960) Image search: [Google]
received_843887779060062.jpg
60 KB, 540x960
>>690880654
Taco named Paco has an AK. good luck
>>
>>690875983
No problem officer.
>>
Everything's fine, officer. No trouble here.
>>
No problem officer
>>
File: me.jpg (41 KB, 644x461) Image search: [Google]
me.jpg
41 KB, 644x461
no dubs here
>>
>>690881088
GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND
>>
>>690880211

PUT THE GUN DOWN, FAGGOT! YOUR DUBS JUST EARNED YOU A ONE-WAY TICKET TO DEPORTIONVILLE!
>>
you got NOTHING on me!
>>
>>690881088
I'm afraid I'm going to have to arrest you wetback....
>>
>>690881188

YOU GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!
>>
>>690881188
NO YOU
>>
>>690875983
what are dubs?
>>
witness
>>
>>690875983
Nothin to see here officer.
>>
Dubs or not, I'm legal.

I'm also not crossing the border and if I'm free to go I'm leaving.
>>
>>690875983
No dubs here officer, promise
>>
>>690881316
Mediocre
>>
File: received_843885865726920.jpg (28 KB, 540x960) Image search: [Google]
received_843885865726920.jpg
28 KB, 540x960
>>690875983
Fuck the Police
>>
>>690881403
Nigga don't even joke about Sovereign Citizens.
>>
if trips ill nuke the white house
>>
Fucking pigs man
>>
Ok
>>
File: 1267154716004.jpg (77 KB, 472x472) Image search: [Google]
1267154716004.jpg
77 KB, 472x472
>>
>>690881599
Kekasaurus Rex, see ya in prison fag!
>>
No dubs here senior
>>
Yes sir
>>
Just taking a detour, here you are officer.
>>
>>690881777
FREEEEZE
>>
Its ok officer Im not carrying any dubs on me
>>
File: boom.png (444 KB, 960x540) Image search: [Google]
boom.png
444 KB, 960x540
>>690881582
check em
>>
>>690881777
Bring the paddy wagon boys this fucker doesn't getta cross go, doesn't getta live off US welfare!
>>
>>690875983
No dubs here sir, fuck off
>>
>>690881777
HQ WE GOT AN ANON IN POSSESSION OF TRIPS

YES YOU HEARD ME RIGHT

TRIPS
>>
File: stop touching my nips.jpg (15 KB, 350x252) Image search: [Google]
stop touching my nips.jpg
15 KB, 350x252
>>
>>690875983
here u go osefer
>>
>>690881955
Youre out of here too kiddo
>>
Here you go officer
>>
File: 3611392.jpg (20 KB, 400x400) Image search: [Google]
3611392.jpg
20 KB, 400x400
Just passin' through occifer.
>>
>>690882133
SHIT
>>
File: 1466458888576s.jpg (2 KB, 125x125) Image search: [Google]
1466458888576s.jpg
2 KB, 125x125
>>690882133
Top kek, so are you. Let's all hold hands and sing kumbia my lord!!
>>
File: copper.jpg (82 KB, 800x430) Image search: [Google]
copper.jpg
82 KB, 800x430
>>690881599
I fucking knew it! After all this time, ON THE GROUND NOW!
>>
>>690882133
kek
>>
>>690876408
Kek
>>
File: fuckyou.gif (2 MB, 400x400) Image search: [Google]
fuckyou.gif
2 MB, 400x400
>>690882205
Aww cmon man you don't remember searching me a few minutes ago? I hope you find the rabid dubs your looking for asshole.
>>
>>690881599
Who would've known Trump was an illegal
>>
>>690875983
Gotcha mang s'all good
>>
Sorry officer
>>
N-nothing to see here officer
>>
>>690882578
no you're not
>>
>>690882698
Move along
>>
i ain't do nothin officer
>>
Nothing to see here officer.
>>
I am belong here for reals already
>>
>>690877704
kek
>>
File: Soldier.jpg (32 KB, 370x278) Image search: [Google]
Soldier.jpg
32 KB, 370x278
>>690881777
STOP RIGHT THERE YOU CRIMINAL SCUM!
>>
File: sofa peridot.jpg (12 KB, 457x285) Image search: [Google]
sofa peridot.jpg
12 KB, 457x285
im waiting to be checked officer
>>
File: a6e93_Phew-man-575[1].jpg (105 KB, 575x323) Image search: [Google]
a6e93_Phew-man-575[1].jpg
105 KB, 575x323
>>690882775
>>
Fak de poliesk
>>
>>690882988
ON THE GROUND NOW
>>
File: latest[1].jpg (37 KB, 400x400) Image search: [Google]
latest[1].jpg
37 KB, 400x400
>>690882988
>>
Please officer, I just needs to get back to mis hijos.
>>
No prollem jere oficcer
>>
No dubs Officer
>>
File: heresy.jpg (94 KB, 482x641) Image search: [Google]
heresy.jpg
94 KB, 482x641
>>690881599
>>
File: CCCCC.jpg (10 KB, 285x287) Image search: [Google]
CCCCC.jpg
10 KB, 285x287
i will bomb this place and theres nothing you can do to stop me
>>
>>690883200
i sense double heresy
>>
File: check em.jpg (18 KB, 480x360) Image search: [Google]
check em.jpg
18 KB, 480x360
check em
>>
File: 1466575744687.jpg (81 KB, 700x944) Image search: [Google]
1466575744687.jpg
81 KB, 700x944
CĆ­
>>
File: heretic.jpg (204 KB, 704x899) Image search: [Google]
heretic.jpg
204 KB, 704x899
>>690883200
>>690883244
>>
Sorry officer, just lookin to play some hooockey is all. Don't want any trouble
>>
>>690875983
Singles? I got some to spare!
>>
ayy bruh fuk da polis
>>
>>690883244
Back you fucking go Pablo
>>
>>690883422
GET DOWN CRIMINAL SCUM
>>
No gringo yo soy bueno sĆ­
>>
>>690883422
GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND
>>
Que?
>>
>>690883422
Fucking heretic.
>>
>>690883555
SPIC!!!!!
>>
File: extraheresy.gif (234 KB, 550x400) Image search: [Google]
extraheresy.gif
234 KB, 550x400
>>690883555
>>
>>690883555
No way JosƩ
>>
Good work, officer! Have a wonderful day!
>>
File: bytheemporer.jpg (327 KB, 700x1690) Image search: [Google]
bytheemporer.jpg
327 KB, 700x1690
>>690883600
>>
Build. The. Wall.
>>
File: received_1897307503827812.jpg (39 KB, 960x672) Image search: [Google]
received_1897307503827812.jpg
39 KB, 960x672
>>690883389
and According to the law, you are a Deportee...
>>
Nice day officer.
>>
>>690883555
SHOOT WITHOUT REMORSE IT IS A WANTED CRIMINAL IMMIGRANT SCUM
>>
Fuck you officer
>>
>>690875983
don't mind me...
>>
>>690883600
GET ON THE GROUND BEANER!
>>
>>690875983
Ah shit
>>
>>690875983
Pero, yo tengo la documenta aqui oficer
>>
ayy fuk u cuh
>>
>>690875983
I'm single. In both ways (if dubs im actually a sex god. Probably not, tho.?
>>
No heresy here, officer... I am with the empire...
>>
Hola
>>
>>690883718>>690883718
Fuck you gringo I'm gonna rape ur people
>>
88 fags just got deported
>>
File: 1464744628498.jpg (11 KB, 200x200) Image search: [Google]
1464744628498.jpg
11 KB, 200x200
>>690875983
Just passing through officer
>>
File: F u.gif (407 KB, 540x511) Image search: [Google]
F u.gif
407 KB, 540x511
>>
>>690881955
Just like a nigger to try and stop a spic from crossing the border. Go back to africa, you scumbag.
>>
>>690883888
Make it 89 wetback!! ON THE FUCKING GROUND OR I'LL RAPE YOUR WIFE PUNTA!!
>>
>>690883888
Holy shit get this wall jumping illegal outta here god damn, baseball is a great sport
>>
>>690883933
ON THE GROUND!!
>>
>>690884042
Reroll
>>
File: 1466483028128.png (15 KB, 402x398) Image search: [Google]
1466483028128.png
15 KB, 402x398
>>690879996
Close.
>>
>>690884012
I see through your lies, you're no better than us, 88.
>>
>>690875983
no dubs here officer
>>
>>690884171
*pistol whips you and bends your wife over the hood of BP car*
>>
File: trump.jpg (455 KB, 4272x3204) Image search: [Google]
trump.jpg
455 KB, 4272x3204
>>
File: fbi sees your cp.jpg (16 KB, 480x306) Image search: [Google]
fbi sees your cp.jpg
16 KB, 480x306
just an officer making his rounds, nothing suspicious on this thread
>>
>>690875983
I don't want any trouble, man.
>>
File: JesusChrist.jpg (15 KB, 300x300) Image search: [Google]
JesusChrist.jpg
15 KB, 300x300
Nothing to see here officer
>>
>>690884477
On the ground scum!! We got a us a triple dubs violator here. TIME TO EXECUTE!!
>>
File: eli-wallach.jpg (12 KB, 280x220) Image search: [Google]
eli-wallach.jpg
12 KB, 280x220
Uh sure, i got those singles right here in the glove box.....
>>
File: 1465025832479.gif (1001 KB, 640x480) Image search: [Google]
1465025832479.gif
1001 KB, 640x480
>>690884477
you dun goofed
>>
do trips also count as dubs
>>
>>690884477
HEADQUARTERS WE GOT US A TRIPLE OFFENENDER!! REQUESTING BACKUP!!
>>
File: tuco-01.jpg (29 KB, 500x375) Image search: [Google]
tuco-01.jpg
29 KB, 500x375
As you can see sir, everything is in order here. Just not numerically, amirite?
>>
File: image.jpg (28 KB, 404x303) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
28 KB, 404x303
wat
>>
>>690884833
Shutup!! On the ground NOW!!
>>
File: dying jon tron.jpg (39 KB, 594x960) Image search: [Google]
dying jon tron.jpg
39 KB, 594x960
>>
>>690884911
HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE EM!!
>>
>>690884477
HOLY SHIT BOYS, HE'S GOT TRIP DUBS, GET EM!
>>
File: giphy.gif (481 KB, 400x188) Image search: [Google]
giphy.gif
481 KB, 400x188
>>690884911
Now, that guy looks a little shady.
>>
>>690885044
NOT SO FAST SCUM
>>
No dubs here, officer
>>
What dubs?
>>
>>690885044
*bitch slaps you for trying to point the finger whilst sneaking by*
>>
File: image.jpg (20 KB, 500x390) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
20 KB, 500x390
>>690885044
>>
no no I am legal
>>
>>690885154
boy sure is summer in here
>>
File: 2qvyv6d.jpg (5 KB, 382x237) Image search: [Google]
2qvyv6d.jpg
5 KB, 382x237
Well, looks like everything is well in hand here. I'll just be on my way.
>>
>>690885144
I'm afraid I'm gonna have ta arrest you
>>
File: kill me.jpg (210 KB, 1290x726) Image search: [Google]
kill me.jpg
210 KB, 1290x726
>>690884945
do they tho
>>
>>690885144
HE'S GOT A DUBS. TAKE EM DOWN.
>>
File: images.jpg (8 KB, 299x168) Image search: [Google]
images.jpg
8 KB, 299x168
Good luck stopping those illegal dubs from coming in.
>>
>>690885301
im afraid the officer got officered
>>
No problem
>>
Nothing to see here Officer, just me and my harmonic rimjob troupe.
>>
File: llegale puto.jpg (9 KB, 296x197) Image search: [Google]
llegale puto.jpg
9 KB, 296x197
i got dubs got a problem?
>>
Fuck da cops. Check em
>>
hello i have no dubs
>>
>>690885144
sir, step out the car or i will fear for my life
>>
Here's my singles, officer. Hope you send lots of dubs back.
>>
Fucking pig
>>
>>690875983
Yes-s sir.
>>
Allahu Ackbar!
>>
>>690885622
GET ON THE GROUND PACO!
>>
File: 1453936993986.jpg (141 KB, 756x1014) Image search: [Google]
1453936993986.jpg
141 KB, 756x1014
Hello, Officer!
>>
>>690886199
NOT TODAY ABDUL!
>>
But of course officer...
>>
>>690886344
GET DOWN NOW
>>
Only singles here, sir.
>>
fuk the poliece
>>
File: 1466329186341.jpg (43 KB, 682x1136) Image search: [Google]
1466329186341.jpg
43 KB, 682x1136
>>
File: 1465629884603.jpg (48 KB, 500x352) Image search: [Google]
1465629884603.jpg
48 KB, 500x352
>>
>>690875983
thanks officer
>>
File: 1417740187944.jpg (45 KB, 613x490) Image search: [Google]
1417740187944.jpg
45 KB, 613x490
Only singles on mah plane
>>
File: 1464242209551.jpg (61 KB, 360x360) Image search: [Google]
1464242209551.jpg
61 KB, 360x360
i dont thing there is an officer right problem?
>>
File: 1366464123_24_full.jpg (104 KB, 900x600) Image search: [Google]
1366464123_24_full.jpg
104 KB, 900x600
>>
>>690875983
Fuck you ociffer
>>
ME SPEAKA NO AMERICANO
>>
>>690875983
Sorry Officer, I think you'll find everything is in order.
>>
File: 1449503838762.jpg (7 KB, 200x196) Image search: [Google]
1449503838762.jpg
7 KB, 200x196
>>690875983
>>
Black men my anus yes yes yes
>>
I'm good
>>
>>690888100
Fuck, never gonna catch me
>>
File: wat.jpg (291 KB, 1295x864) Image search: [Google]
wat.jpg
291 KB, 1295x864
>>690875983
>>
I just got back from vacation sir no dubs here
>>
File: 1466478468996.jpg (222 KB, 1111x983) Image search: [Google]
1466478468996.jpg
222 KB, 1111x983
I love america
>>
Fite me m88
>>
Que?
>>
File: 1463165210542.jpg (59 KB, 375x380) Image search: [Google]
1463165210542.jpg
59 KB, 375x380
get in your car, and drive the fuck off.
>>
File: DidSomeoneSayHeresy.jpg (12 KB, 280x280) Image search: [Google]
DidSomeoneSayHeresy.jpg
12 KB, 280x280
>>690883612
Thread replies: 255
Thread images: 80

banner
banner
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com, send takedown notices to them.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need IP information for a Poster - you need to contact them. This website shows only archived content.