>>690872669
10 mins ago

June 9th, 2028

>>690872793
i meant
10 mens* ago

What does sex feels like

Last Saturday

>>690872942
i meant
10 mins ago with 10 mens

>>690872669

never

>35 yo

>>690872669
August 14, 2010

Last night. With a chick that's married but in a open marriage .

2011. Pretty sure that I wound up with anyone at all was just a fluke.

I was 18 the last time. I'm 22 now. Don't feel comfortable during sex so I have 0 sex drive. Feels bad man.

>>690873128
my bad - just checked the calendar, it was August 15

>>690872669
Almost 3 years

>>690872669
July 24, 2015 (I'm good with dates)

3 months ago, right before my gf of over a year ended things. got something lined up with a chick on sunday tho so heres hoping

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1997

and I'm not even lying

Sunday. I feel great.

You mean with someone else besides my hand?

3 years ago. Its starting to get to me

couple days ago. was kinda shit tho. I need a new bitch

>>690872669
Two days ago

Sunday afternoon, it was fucking great

7 weeks ago when I got my wife pregnant

couple days ago. Was supposed to be right before the period came. Ended up finishing and having blood on my dick.

Was surprisingly less grossed out by it that I expected to be. As in, no grossed out at all. Huh...

Ogre a decade ago. I'mma pathetic looser

Fucking never. Why is /b/ filled with normies?

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about two years ago, with my ex. God I still miss her.

>>690875526
7.1 weeks ago with this guy's wife.

>>690872669
sunday night

Think we are going on 3 weeks now?
Funny to because I have a girlfriend and we used to have alot of sex. Things slowed down and I just thought it was normal you know from almost everyday to once or twice a week.
Now we go almost months with no sex and anytime I bring it up its "don't hound me it will happen when it happens it's unattractive when you hound me blah blah blah. And all I have to do is just ask.

Fuck it's really putting my head through a wringer. I tried everything I could too. Tell her how pretty she is let her get as much rest as needed take her out alot and nothing is working
I'm starting to think there might be another.
Sorry for the wall of text I just needed to ger it out.

>>690873128
>>690873451
:'(

>>690872669
6 years ago

And it was only a blowjob. I've never gotten any other game

>>690872669
Saturday

How do you cats go over 3 to 4 months without getting hilt deep in a girl's vagoo? Couldn't imagine going that long without.

>>690876399
Straight up ask if she's cheating on you.

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Never

>>690873110
Found the wizard!

Couple days ago, started the pill a couple weeks ago, first time putting it to use

>>690876911
Yeah that will end well. It will just devolve into another fight.
Real talk tho would I be in the right to just end it? I don't feel desirable to her anymore and it makes me sad.

>>690877234
Better than being a cuck

>>690876399
uhhhhh dude you have needs too, dont be a bitch and tell her its time for some fucking

>>690877552
I agree thing is we have a kid we share our apartment and car I'm worried about being fucked because she can be really spiteful.
Like she has no idea how close I am to just fucking other girls because she's being a cold bitch.

>>690877234
That's a perfectly good reason to end it. Think about what will happen if you marry this chick. Holy shit what a life of misery.

>>690878498
If she's cheating she'll leave you eventually anyway

45 mins ago. Can't sleep now. On to /b/ to look at porn and try for 3rd cum of the day.

>>690878341
Yeah I've said that it just makes her more mad and she will hold of sex for longer.
Like I said I really don't know what else to do. She won't go see a sex therapist with me either.

Does my mother giving birth to me count? Because I was technically in, and I pulled out like a boss my ninjas

>>690878764
No, but me fucking her does.

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Never

>>690878552
Well as I said we live together and have a kid I mean we are common law married and it's really miserable I don't feel desirable to her at all anymore.

>>690878854
We should have a threesome! She'd love that ya know, she doesn't get much action anymore

>>690877234
fuck that shit a man walks into a store and they refuse to sell him what he wants to buy so what does he do? he goes to another store selling the exact same thing and fucking buys it

>>690879163
Have you told her she makes you feel miserable

>>690872669
Sometime in January with a cashier at a store I worked at. She wasn't terrible looking but after we had sex she sprung it on my that it was her first time. Eplains why she was so fond of teeth during the bj.

>>690879163
I was with a girl that did the exact same thing; sex almost every day slowly turned into once a week, then there'd be up to a month or two without. I didn't leave because she was like a 8.5 and I was like a 4 or 5 and genuinely loved her. Then she left me - and got knocked up by some guy I knew from high school within a couple months. I'm sorry /b/ro, but I totally hope that's you Jesse.

Almost 9 years now.

>>690873380
I feel you, where's my mrs. comfort me into coitus

>>690872669
Remember when Drowning Pool "Bodies" came out? Yeah that long ago.

Two hours ago. Started on the porch and ended up with olive oil everywhere, on the floor (I love a shiny hiney) and two fingers on my prostate. I love her.

Last year..kek -_-

About six years ago. I avoid it now. Have a thing called coital cephalalgia. Every time I cum, it feels like a sudden pick axe to the head. Can last anywhere between 3 minutes to 5 hours. Not worth the pain.

About 3 hours ago

>>690872669
never
>25yo... feels bad

>>690872917
plz

>>690880252
Holy shit, I never knew there was a name for it. I had that happen every time I jerked off when I was a teenager. I literally considered suicide, thinking I'd never be able to have sex . Idk if it would help you, but I started masturbating very slowly. Sometimes it would take hours, but I'd never let my heart rate rise too high (I could always tell an "attack" was coming when I felt a tightness in the back of my neck, along with a slight lightheadedness). Eventually the problem subsided. Sometimes I still feel that tightness and ease off, but I never feel it during sex; only masturbation.

>>690878757
Stop and look at this from outside the box for a second. Whatever you do, don't go beta on her and start being extra nice. That's a big turn off. Think about what she was attracted to you in the first place, be the man you're supposed to be. Don't ask, don't whine, just turn her on. Tease her a little, kiss her like you mean it and wink then go back to what you were doing. Sex starts long before the bedroom for women.

>>690872669
September 2014

Yesterday. After a two year dry spell I'm glad to have a girlfriend again. Too bad she might be pregnant now..

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>all these fucking normies

LAST YEAR

>>690874667
>almost two decades without sex

I'd say I'm sorry, but it's nobody's fault but your own

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4 years ago.

>>690880803

Dude. I'm gonna give it a go. Thanks man. I wanna sex again, but just the pain would have me curled up in agony.

The neck thing, the increased heart rate, I know exactly what you're saying.

Alright, I'll give myself some loving, maybe this weekend. Will take it easy and see how it goes. Thanks again anon!

>>690877234
Talk to her about it first maybe, worst case scenario end it anyway, tbh sounds like you'd be better off

>>690874667
Dad?

>>690872669
Idk maybe like a week ago?
I have a regular tittybitch baby mama I fuck all the time. Meaning like 2-4 times a week

>saturday
>tfw you're only gonna get more in a week
bruh

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>>690881515

I'm not saying it's not my fault but after a very painful breakup, a nervous breakdown, depression and I'm pretty sure low testosterone desire just wasn't there.

I'm done with all that shit now though. I'm back in the saddle but not lucky yet.

>>690872669
Never

>>690872669
September 12, 2015 at approximately noon

>>690872669
never

I'll let you know as soon as it happens

>>690872943
I think my dick was desensitized by overmasturbation and having a death grip because it usually felt like nothing to me when I had a girlfriend

last week before my gf was on her period

Three months ago. Met this chick off tinder and we talked for about 30 minutes before she invited me over to her place to fuck. Told me midfuck that she loved me. I finished, walked out of the door, and never spoke to her again

>>690882897
you stop fuck her when she bleeds? idiot

>>690882857
That is because you are homo sex.

>>690872669
Had a threesome, 2 days ago.

>>690875774
this

everyone is like "a couple of days ago" pretending it's a standard here

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Around March? It was spring break at my college. Girl went nuts randomly and we drifted. Last time we had sex it lasted from 1 in the afternoon to 6 and I got to try anal for the first time. So that was neat.

>>690880252
>>690880803
>>690881680
there's medication for that

>>690872669
Thursday

last night

>>690872669
May 2nd. Left town to work on the east coast, so I'll be balls deep in my girlfriend when I get back home come July.

>>690872669
Monday night

>>690872669
bout week and a half ago

Two weeks ago, in the missionary with the intent to procreate. No joke. This is the first time I can finally honestly say so.

Wife sucked me off this morning to wake me up.

>>690873128
knowing the date is sad as fuck, my god man pull yourself together

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>>690872669
Gonna be a year at the end of August with my ex. Actually it is probably the end of July since i hadn't had sex one month prior to breaking up. Don't wanna sound like the fox and the grapes but i could easily get laid if i solely desired it's just that, since i don't have extraordinary sex drive, i can allow myself to not stick my dick in anything.

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>>690886260
sick bastard

>>690882379
whats up with knowing the exact date

>>690886056
i got some bad news for you anon

>>690881680
I hope it helps man, I really do. That pain was, and is, the worst I've ever felt. >>690884971
Elaborate? When I went to a doctor about it, I got a spinal tap and an "Idk, lol".

>>690886751
, sometimes its a memorable date?

April 2nd, roughly 2am

Twice yesterday Ayy lmao like 5 hours ago last time fucking my ex while she's cheating on her new man ayelmao

>>690886896
sup?

On sunday.
She first send pictures and videos fingering herself to another guy and then let me fuck her. Kinda turned me on.

Sunday night; I got home and fucked my fat wife. Her period had just ended the day before and she was still super needy (she always gets fucking horny on her period). Got her hooked on semen again. Whenever we try using condoms it sucks because she starts losing interest in sex over the months until the point that it's just once or twice a month. But when I blow my load in her she always wants sex again within a few days. It took me years to figure this out and now I've been happily exploiting it by creampieing her right after each period.

Couple of days ago. Had to part the Red Sea to do it

Never but potentially next week

>>690886659

Yeah, I know but my wife and I want to have a kid now. I just found the experience to be so surreal.

>>690872669
Last Wednesday. Girl drove 8 hours for the dick. Gotta admire that

>>690875854
Kek

2 Nights ago, fucked my wife in the ass. Passed out afterwards. Shes been wanting it there more than her vag lately but no complaints here.

>>690887333
checked

you gone get some kiddos, m8

2 days ago with my girlfriend.

year'ish i think.

>>690872669
Never

3 days ago Gf is on period

Once in September 2015.

Before that, December 2010.

>>690872669
Never. Too fat, no balls, acne covers my body like leopard print, and live with parents.
Working on it one piece at a time though.
Just made some chicken and vegetable stir fry for the week. Just gonna eat that and protein shakes from now on.

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8 hours ago, with GF

>>690881953
Could be a lot of peoples' dads.

>>690887887
another one in this thread.
WHY
I fuck my girl any day

3 days ago

>>690888246
because when she bleeds I know I need no condom

>>690872669
Last friday

>>690886751
My girlfriend broke up with me the day after that and I haven't been with or talked to or felt anything for or been attracted to anyone since

over a year ago :( Not for lack of trying though

>>690872669

4 Hours ago. Just got home actually.

What does a vagina feel like

Just before I got scabies

>>690888612
stick your finger in your ass and you will know

>>690888612
It feels like fucking ass, worst thing in the world

>>690872669
Sunday, on a rooftop, with a chick I'd just met.

>>690888612
Wipe the inside of your cheek.

>>690888612
like a bag of salty coins and milk

>>690872669
April. She got off three times and I never came. We hung out a couple times after that but she told me she wasn't the type of girl for me.

>>690887376

Details?

>>690889058
She told you that she wasn't your type?

>>690872669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

Last friday.

>>690888612

Buy a Tenga Cup. It's like 10 or 15 dollars and disposable. Is pre-lubed. Stick your dick in that. It's not totally the same, but similar.

June 3rd.

Damn wife doesn't put out worth shit ever since she was forced to admit an affair from 2008-2009.

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>>690876399
Dump her. It will get worse and she'll end up moving into her new boyfriend's place after taking half of your fucking Nintendo 64 games even though she never played any. If she's not attracted to you anymore, she's not going to fuck you. She will, however, be on the lookout for Mr. Next while you buy her food and dote on her as she grows fat and emotionally distant.

>>690872669
A few hours ago.

>>690889644
Why are you still with your cheating cunt of a wife?

>>690876399

Start doing your own thing man. Once intimacy dries up one of you is going to be jumping ship soon, and i have twenty dollars says it's going to be her. Women lie and navigate emotions differently to men.
By the time she tells you that you're single and it's not working, she's already seen another guy and has two more waiting on tinder. You'll be the last to know.

I'm not advocating you dog out and cheat on her, but be aware you may be coming off second best soon and to get yourself in order.

>>690889758
Five kids and no prenup.

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>>690879541

>>690872669
>never

Fucked 3 weeks ago and a blowjob last week. We were just friends but I lost my virginity to her. Now she's drifting away and I don't want it to end.

>>690890533
Guess you're fucked mate. It's going to end

>>690887626
Maybe, she's probably infertile but we used to use a condom just in case. Wouldn't bother me to knock her up though, we're doing fine.

>>690878498
"we have a kid"

Theres your problem. This kills the sex life. b is always quick to assume cheating but theres loads of other reasons, maybe she doesnt feel sexy any more maybe shes tired all the time. If you care and want it to work try couples therapy.

Sunday. Had to use a condom though since she slept through her alarm to take her birth control. Rip

>>690872669
Roughly 2 years ago. Give or take a month or 2

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June 15th the day me and my now ex wife officially divorced and separated ..... Theres just something about pounding that bitch while your car is packed and ready to go and you ram her cervix like you're trying to kill her and she loves it .... Then exploding on her face and smacking her while she's crying that this is it no more sex after this ... Definitly goes on the top of the list and was kinky and emotional as fuck pic related

>>690893454
You made me sad

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>>690893594
I think me and her both cried it was a very odd experience

>>690872669
Never.
Do I give a fuck?
Nope.
Have I ever tried?
Nope.

Having sex right now, shit is hard to write

>>690893454
did she cheat? or why you leave

>>690872669
early this year. was a fuck buddy, I started having feelings for her and stuff, she also wanted to be friends, but that was a lie as she hasn't texted me in quite some time after the text that said that. and she moved in with a bf like a month after she dropped me. like wat

>>690894694
We both have cheated and she was a leech and just took my monies so am starting over but I sure do miss ramming that petite cervix I could feel it with my head and she was always submissive as fuck and would swallow my loads like a champ but now Tyrone is probably dumpin loads and that's cool I just got back to My old town and with my old social circles before I got married she wants to come out here we'll probably still fuck till one of us moves on

>>690895614
congratz

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>>690872669
A month ago, and I couldn't even get it hard.
Guess porn ruined my brain.

>>690888811

damn that's pretty good. that really is kind of the texture of the inside, but tightly form fitting wrapped around your dick (and pussy juice is the best lubricant there is..) - few days ago btw..

Last night. Doggy style with my heavily pregnant girlfriend.

Janurary 5th 2008

1 hour ago

1 mo, i will see my gf again on friday..
She say to me she want to try something new (i mean new position) Any vids like kamasutra lesson?

>>690872669
last fap was like 10 minutes ago, in the trap thread in /gif/

>>690897191
Pleasant, like a tongue and lips on your dick

>>690897191
Feels good to me. Mainly when the shemale has a long and thin dick that reaches down my neck. Big balls are a nice plus, and a slight curve on the dick makes the gobble thing easier.

>>690872669
16hr ago

Nearly broke my wifes pelvis

Last sunday in a park

February 2011. It was with this girl from my work who was really into astrology. She was a fucking idiot but had some nice tits.

>>690872669
> having sex in 2k16

>>690872669
14 Feb 2009

>>690872669
never

>>690872669
Last time I had sex? Never.
It's not that I want to have sex anyway, I never was interested or curious about anything sex related, I'm 20 now.

If I had the opportunity, or if I had to, then sure... Until then, I wont even bother trying because I don't really give a fuck.

Anyone else like me on /b/?

>>690897191
>Lads what does a blowjob feel like?
bag of warm apple sand

2009
I have legitimately declined 3 girls who were 100% DTF and ruined an opportunity with another since then.

Simply too depressed and out of shape to perform.

>>690897575
Uhu go on

>>690897191

really varies, but it's always pretty awesome. even if a chick isn't good at it she still looks sexy with your dick in her mouth.. girls that aren't good at it can be awesome in their own way, it's cute when they choke on it.. but then chicks that deap-throat and use their tongue and suck away are pretty awesome too.

A couple days ago.

>>690898270
This guy knows, and i know what you know and agree.

Tip for all ladies and men.about to fuck ladies with a very sensitive gag reflex, making a tight fist with your left hand suppresses the gag reflex

>>690898421
WOW TELL ME MORE! YOU ENTHRALLED ME

>>690872669
What's sex?

Today. She was kinda loose tho and wouldn't give me brain with out the rubber also made me wait like 2 hours so she could be ready. 10/10 Would do it again

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October of 2014, so coming up on 2 years.

>>690872669
A few weeks, see her again tomorrow

Last Night, Come on /b/, why don't you have a stable relationship with a nice woman?

23.12.2012
ex was thinking she could enter my bed and resist having sex with me, failed for 10 hrs ....

>>690872669
4 years ago.

Are you ashamed of me /b/?

late summer 2006 so almost 10 years yay!

Haven't even touched another living being sexually or even intimately since