What next /b/
>>690860778
What you listening to OP?
>>690860778
some one stole my toilet seat
>>690861023
Killswitch Engage - always
Explain to her how your grandmother died due to a potato related accident and you now have a massive fetish for potatoes that resemble elderly women..
>>690861325
bumping
>>690860778
Op do you know this person?
>>690861448
nigga you like jesse or howard better
>>690861325
Roll
>>690862092
Negative
>>690861325
roll
>>690861325
Reroll>>690861325
>>690861325
rolll
Send 10 spiderman memes
So you tryna get that farter fingered?
>>690861325
Roll
>>690860778
gonna get this bitch wet, watch this
>look I'll be completely honest, you are very attractive. Your smile, your hair, and you look like you're a fun person. If you're not busy on Saturday I'd like to take you out for coffee. Sorry for being kinda weird but if rather lay it out there then not be able to take out a lady of my dreams. Let's be honest, who wouldn't take this opportunity?
I don't even know why this beauty is still responding to me Bros, halp before it's too late
>>690863702
Jesus christ faggot
What are you fucking 13?
>>690863702
Because she's obviously into you. Quit fucking around and ask her on a date.
>>690864128
You have the conversational skills of a 14 year old
>>690863702
Ayy girl how about me and you go to a gay nightclub in Orlando?
>>690864393
Yeah probably worse actually, why do you think I'm here
>>690863316
Wtf u a fag
>>690863316
bumping for this whitenightfag
>>690865888
Checked
>>690861325
Chipotle clam
>>690865888
Nice
Ask if you can suck her tits.
>>690865888
the trips have spoken
>>690864566
Winrar
>>690866822
>>690865888
CHECKED
She hasn't responded as of yet
OK I saved it /b/
>>690868063
Your a fucking manlet
>>690868275
I'm 6'1 but ok
>>690868434
Being a manlet is a mental state i believe
>>690868063
wow op disrespecting the trips
>feelsbadman.jpg
>>690868063
my god...
>>690868063
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
>MY SIDES
HOLY FUCK YOUR BAD
>>690868699
Checked, deliver op
>>690868063
Is this nigga serious
>>690868833
Checking my checked, deliver both of those you manlet messenger
>>690868833
CHECKED
My mom says I'm a good kisser
>>690868063
She's catfish bro no one would reply to that shit
>>690869256
She has to be, this guy is unfucking believable.
If you were a fish, what kind of fish would you be?
>>690869433
>>690868063
Not sure what to make of this
>>690869256
>>690869433
Don't act like you nerds know what women want. All they want is to be entertained, doesn't matter how autistic I get. Jesus fuck why won't captcha leave me alone
>>690869749
Op got baited lol
>>690869871
No? That's her profile. I'm talking to her on plenty of fish
>>690868063
FUCKING LOL YOU FAGGOT
>>690869484
Rolling for this >>690869484
>>690870054
I've seen that picture before faggot you're getting catfished
Rule 37
This chicks weirdly. Attractive, let's try her. Someone decide on the conversation starter
>>690871198
>I don't understand fishing metaphors
HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU FAGGOT
>>690871198
Here you go op, I found a milf for you.
Bruh do you live in red deer or some shit
>>690871679
Yeah
>>690871726
>>690871782
Damn man Rocky here man
But why you got to tell her about your "online friends" shit will creep her out
>>690871726
>Inb4 I'm vegan
>>690872004
Nice, I got friends in Rocky. Go riding out there all the time. I don't actually care I'm just bored and felt like fuckin with people
>>690872322
That's pretty awesome man. Do you really not know how to talk to women though or are you just fucking with us?
>>690872322
does your boyfriend approve?
>>690871726
Make a new thread when this 404s faggot
>>690862097
Howard is God
Come On fellas, help a brother get laid
you only get hard watching your grandma playing Mario kart 64
>>690872824
Haha Ahh, I don't know. I'm awkward as fuck until I know them, then it's all good. Always find me a hot little piece somehow anyway
>>690873162
Fucking cheap nigga upgrade ya shit
She's back for more
>>690873661
Please reply
>>690860778
Get in here sluts we doxing bitches
>>690873661
Dude you sliding into those dm's ez pz
Wtf anon. You're in the Red Deer area and can't score pussy at will? The entire area is crawling with desperate skanks.
>>690875605
What's red deer
>>690875605
I have standards friend, I don't want ghonasyphaherpaids
>>690875658
It's a little city
>>690860778
Bump