>wake up in morning
>look in mirror
>see this
>wat do?
>>690859952
pray my face isn't stuck looking retarded
see how my fingers I can fit in my vagoo
>>690859952
>why do i own 3+ encyclopedia sets?
Holy shit, I'm white!
>nice, everything in life is FREE now
Masturbate
Take advantage of a rich man.
Step 2. Profit
I would fuck black men
Roll for dubs
>>690859952
try to go fight isis using a katana while wearing only a mini skirt, tubetop, and combat boots.
Wonder why I'm pulling that face
>>690860722
Czech'd
>>690860722
>>690860722
>TOPKEK
>>690860552
Ayo is that jojivlogs
>>690859952
go through life having everything handed to me cause i have tits
down if i can be a lesbian with other hot chicks
>>690860859
Ye
>>690860829
>>690860722
Im so lucky in my life
I get dubs whenever i want
And im white
>>690859952
Sauce!
I will become a whore
>>690861144
O BOI
>>690861144
My god, checked.
>>690859952
Score! I'd masturbate, of course!
>>690861144
Lemme try, rollan
>>690860221
same nigga
>>690861327
Fuck
>>690859952
SAUCE
rub em raw
>>690860737
>>690861144
Call my employer and tell them I quit.
I'm never leaving the house again.
>>690861144
GOD, ill buy powerball
>>690859952
Since I'm here, have some fun fellas. Got one for the ladies, too.
>>690859952
Wonder who snuck into my locked room and put underwear on me in my sleep, besides the obvious magically changed gender thing.
Rolling in the deep
>>690861709
sure, rollin
>>690859952
Fuck the hell out of mirror.
>>690859952
>>690861709
Here ya go, femanons! Enjoy your new dicks!
>>690859952
comb my god damn hair. then masturbate furiously. then comb my god damn hair again.
>>690861391
At least you tried
Dubs thread eyy
>>690861709
rollin
>>690861636
Roll this pic to increase dubs probability
Immediately start camwhoring. Maybe get two or three guys and fuck on webcam, People really go apeshit for girls who start out small then bring multiple partners in.
what am i supposed to do with these trips?
>>690862611
OH SHIT
Third time
>>690861138
>>690860552
Who that and whats his Snapchat
>>690862687
4chan money
Roll my pic for luck
>>690861636
Roll for luck
>>690861709
Yes
>>690863077
>MY FOURTH DUBS IN THIS THREAD THIS PICTURE IS REALLY LUCKY MAKE IT FAMOUS
3348
>>690861636
Rollerino
>>690862041
Jesus Christ, I got such an amazing combo. This is exactly what I want. Only thing I'd change is maybe start from 11, and tongue instead of lips, but it's all pretty good.
rawlin
>>690863555
Checkring
>>690861709
eh roll
>>690862937
nigga thats papa franku
>>690861144
why try