>dots
>straight lines
>back and forth

>President of the united states of America
>Aliens
>Everythings a simulation
>Ending is all characters dancing cheesily side by side of each other

>>690844163
shadow president

>>690844057
Pong?

>>690844057
Pong

>>690844271
Yes

>>690844163
saints row 4

>a dyke, a twink, a whore, a nigger, an edgelord, and another dyke copy persona and save the world

>controls suck
>rings suck
>everything explodes
>game sucks
>stuck on walls
>walk like gotta poop
>sneeze like fat girl
>broken arm pinching
>weird poses
>green everywhere
>empty city
>camera sucks
>bitch kidnapped
>"solve my puzzle"
>invisible walls
>hahahaha
>music sucks
>enemies are retarded
>gang rape
>nothing solid
>limbo champion
>camera pushed enemies around
>rings again
>automatic doors
>turtle
>spinmerightroundbabylikearecordbaby.mp3
>framerate sucks
>seizure
>bitch walks on air
>stuck in ground
>rings.jpg
>push frozen bitch now
>hahahaha
>hahahaha
>hahahaha
>hahahaha
>hahahaha

>>690844469
Correct mah dude

>an ape with a red hat battles against a reptilian king and his minions

>an old man dies and gives his life achievements and strengths to his granddaughter

>>690844754
Donkey Kong

>>690844637
Sonic?

>underrated game
>body got stolen
>possession
>fucking cripple people, can't ever trust em

>>690844754
Danky Kang Kountry1-2

>>690844754
nope super mario bros

>>690844754
Donkey Kong 2: Diddys Quest

>>690844057
Breakout

>>690844909
Stephen Hawkin simulator 2015?

>>690844892
nope

>>690843806
paper boy

>>690844958
correct

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>>690845059

>protagonist is a famous nigger
>walls copied from chrono nigger
>character on your team is from another game
>basketball

>wake up in hospital
>headache
>oh shit guys with guns
>headache
>oh they're dead
>headache
>why am I bald
>headache
Fast forward
> fuggin flashbacks omg
>wait no this is a flash forward wtf?
>entire game hasn't happened yet

>clouds same as bush

>>690844637
Superman 64.

>>690845316
Original SMB.

>>690844909
Here's a hint GameCube exclusive

>>690845320
this makes sense

boy that gets turned into a blue ball that can transform into animals travels around the world to battle an african shaman so he can become a human boy again

>>690844775
ff5

>Young girl taking care of younger sibling
>Their country's been stolen by reptilian mob
>Multiple bears have shops around the county
>Mostly kick ass

>>690845418
>>690844909
GEIST

>>690845510
didn't greentext, didn't read.

>too many boomerangs
>repetitive music

>>690845556
dkc3 too EZ

>>690845612
Ayyyyyyyye

>>690845706
your mothers sex dungeon?

>>690845239
Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden

>>690845807
close anon

>>690845618
well it's too late now i can't be bothered ya tw@

>>690845320
bingo

>chilling on spaceship
>suddenly kidnapped
>fancy new explosive necklace
> surprise surprise fight for your freedom
>old sidekick is useless
>2 new dumbaas robots instead

>>690843806
>Bad hit reg
>FHAKING AMERIKAN
>"Skill" Based

>>690846602
Cock Strike:Source?

>Space
>Flying Saucers
>Flying Rocks

>>690846832
Close anon... Close...

>>690846287
Ratchet Deadlocked

>>690847048
Wooo

>>690843806
Get Fucked Up Every Single Minute

>boy can talk to animals
>narcoleptic owl
>gay giraffe
>nice pelican/bitch pelican

>"We're Akomish, we take care of our own."

>>690846881
asteroids

>Man Go kill bad guy
>Man kill bad guy
>Man need go on titanic
>Man never going to ever go onto titanic.

>fight big guys
>oh you're big guy
>lol see ya
>broken horse and lady hang out

>cake gets stolen
>get the cake back

>>690849018
Kirby squeak squad

>>690849018
Sleeping Dogs?

>>690849171
winner! best plot of all time

>>690849300
I'm sad I got that so fast

>Stiched from thread and brown yarn
>You look like you came out of a barn
>A land created by your creativeity
>Is now theatened by a darkness of negativeity
>You get cool gagets, and the hero is mute
>And last but not lest, this game is really cute