>>690827232
Already did

Next year, unless I kill myself first. She knows I'm only doing it for her. But, eh. I don't have a job and she's still supporting me so she's a keeper.

>>690827232
Someday in the future.

never marry

>>690827232
When we're both ready. Our relationship broke because we were inmature and stupid, but our friendship and our bond together didn't, we're still best friends to this date. We have plans of moving together and trying again

>>690827232
August next year. Gonna be the best fucking wedding ever.

>>690828171
I doubt that. You're not a billionaire that has existed and gotten married to the hottest 11 year old you ever did see like 6700 years ago

Got married Sept 4 last year
Almost 1 year! Woo!

Never. See, I'm a male, there is no benefit to marriage for me. I've already seen the horror stories. Even the richest fucking sports stars and actors and musicians in the world can't hire good enough lawyers to keep their cunt wives from taking their shit. There's no way in hell I can do better than they did.

>>690828502
Me, my girl and all my friends will be there.

Best fucking wedding ever.

>>690828938
>I'm alone.

3 years ago

>>690828938
We already had a kid together so it really made no difference, she has half my shit anyways

>>690827232
Never... I'm beta af

>>690828938
Don't live in a cunt country were shit like this can happen then... Become a sand nigger or someshit...

I will never even say to anybody "i like you"

>>690829073
Yeah. I'm not lonely, I'm alone. That ain't a bad place to be.

Im marrying my gf in 3 weeks
planning to get a child but am worried if seperation occurs :(

Faggots never marry
>Faggots ends up in the street
>faggots are still wearing fucking glasses and still dont have anything in their body
>faggots never get to feel the real experience of fucking wife so hard that she dquirts and screams like heaven b4 getting pregnant

The difficulty of getting a divorce makes marriage an extremely stupid idea

>>690829684
Why are you so desperate for child and marriage?

>>690827232
Been married for 7 years or so now

>>690829990
nice try roastie. you're not going to trick me into getting fucking married with a few 'faggots' and made up scenarios.

>>690829533
You're implying you need billions, sports cars, mansions and MATERIALISTIC shit to love and be with someone forever? If someone truly loves you and the vice versa, then they are not goin to want to do anything to hurt you ipunless you're a dumbass and do something like cheat with 10 hookers lol
I rather be dirt poor and happy with my husband then have billions and have a life filled with pointless materials that literally mean NOTHING when you die.

>>690827232
In 6 years when she turns 16, duh

>>690829385
Sandniggers marry more than 12 women you autistic pig

>>690830204
Well you are still a worthless autistic niggerfag, you will suffer from depression

Probably in a month I will propose. Is it OK if I buy an engagement ring online for 100€, is she gonna notice that? And how do I measure the appropriate size?

>>690830209
No you dumbass faggot. Men can love and be with someone forever. Women can't. If you want to go and have a loyal, faithful partner? Get gay married. Then if/when you divorce, guess what happens? YOU GET TO KEEP ALL YOUR SHIT, THE JUDGE WILL SAY "HE DIDN'T WRITE NO HIT FUCKING SONGS, YOU DID, YOU KEEP THAT GOD DAMN MONEY YOU EARNED"

>>690828938
> Won't marry, seen horror stories
> From professional musicians, sports stars and actors
> Horror stories from celebrities that marry for financial gain
> Doesn't think he looks stupid

>>690830026
Wanting a family and spending the rest of your life with someone is a bad thing?

>>690830231
Nigger, not everyone can suck as much sandnigger dick as you to find out so fuck of ya twat

At the end of the day, thats your private thing to deal with if you really wanna get married or not

>>690830133
Hopefully you'll pass the bogey of the 7yr itch /b/ro. Good (f)(l)uck.

>>690828171

> Being this stoked for the death of your freedom.

Married 5 years here, anon. That's like walking in to county jail to serve a 90 day DUI sentence skipping and happy.

You lower your head and start humming those ol' southern slave tunes like the rest of us.

Massa got you workin'...workin' all the time...mmmmmm...mmm.

>>690827232
August 2013.

Call me crazy but I'd stay with someone forever without getting married. Marriage really has no value and it just makes it harder to leave if something goes wrong in the relationship. and as a male I'm not losing 50% of my shit just to be out of a toxic relationship

>just marry the right person
If I didn't think my gf "was the right person" I wouldn't be with her. And people change once they get married.

>>690830889
>twat
>nigger
Just mentioned you as a nigger in my previpus reply basically you are autistic. Why? You are a Nigger, you call a nigger A nigger! Why did god create you? Why do u even exist? At the end of the day you will get raped by some 75 yr old man sucking your dick and taking in you to a snuff movie

>>690831061
Thanks! Already passed it in year 6 though. Shits cash money now, about as good as when we first started dating.

>>690830696
Yes, if you're not sure it will last

>>690827232
Probably never.
I'll just buy a dog and fill the hole with friends and material wealth.

>>690831327
Just so u know that the modt highly immigranted country in europe (Sweden) gives money to you even if no job. You will probably get it every month. The goverment pays everything like doctor, dentist etc. But taxes will kill you

>>690830506
My husband and I have been together since we were 14, both of us 22 and 23 now. We were each other's first everything and have been each other's only for almost 8 years. Married for almost a year and expecting our first child in 4 months. The definition of loyalty must have changed If you don't consider this loyalty.

You are of course entitled to your own views on marriage but no need to be salty towards those who want it. Chill.

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>>690827232
Never.

>>690832157
How about gf ?

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>>690831665
Fuck off sandnigger, go be a leech somewhere else

Kids, I got married in 1956

>>690831327
Congrats!

>>690831282
> Marriage really has no value

Sure it does, anon, depending on who you married. Marriage may put you in a lower tax bracket if you file jointly. If your spouse is a foreign national, it makes it much easier to gain permanent residency in that country if you choose to move, or visas for tourism or whatever. Example: I have dual US and Schengen zone country citizenship, while my wife is Japanese. It would be effortless for us to move to anywhere in Europe, the US or Japan.

>>690831070
Haha. You just chose badly. Or are a loser. Enjoy!

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>>690827232
after collapse

>>690832445
>sandnigger
>jew detected
>The holocaust should have continued for your entire family


Long Live Hitler

>>690827232
Already am. Living on base. Life's pretty good right now

>>690827796
/thread

Been in a relationship 10 years and there's absolutely no reason to marry.

>>690827232
When i wake up in a world where men have the same protections in marriage that women enjoy.

>>690827232
In my next life, if I have one.

>>690827232
The day i find the girl/guy who is not only hot and generally a good person but is also willing to never have kids, travel the world and die before hitting the 60 mark.
What probably means never.

Go propose every woman you see and and send the images

the fuck would i wanna do that for?

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>>690827232
Never. I was about to. But she got cold feet.

Now I know I won't try it again with anybody.

>>690833038
Marry all of them in the end and then each yesr you gonna break up with one of them

>>690827232
Been married 27 years. To a black woman.

>>690832685
Sweden's welfare belongs to swedes, poorfag.

Also;
>Don't want immigrants
>"You must be a jew!"

Hitler really loved them immigrants, amarite?? :^)

>>690831665
No idea what that's supposed to mean. I live in California.

>>690833259
We the japanese stayed with hitler you fucking Jew

>>690833259
Muslims. They have their own logic.

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>>690832727
This is the correct answer.

>>690833288
No money No jawb live in europe 1 year come back with jetyer economy, not sure if next president will make US economy better

Never
Will have kids with some slut, ditch her, and it's done, she's never even going to see the little fuckers.
I don't need a wife, the only good thing a wife could give me is kids, and i can get it in other ways.
I will adopt if i have to, but no fucking way i will marry to get a child.

>>690829533
Solitude is not the same as singularity.

>>690833563
better*

>>690832540
I see what you're saying and it makes sense, but to me personally, it's not worth those things to get married

>>690829684
One must exercise caution when stealing children. Peel gently but with a firm grip and separation should not occur.

Goto japan and you will never die!

>>690833397
>Poor naziNip
>Calling proud swede jew

How does it feel to belong to the only country that got nuked, not one time, but TWICE?

>>690831840
The upside is you also get to be each other's first divorce

>>690833943
How does it feel to get raped by apes everyday you fucking immigrant lover

I'm not getting married because I don't deserve to be loved.

It isn't entirely my fault, but I won't give detail because I always take shell about it.

>>690833645

Good! You seem like some maladjusted psychopath anyway, so feel free to go through life as a loner and not bother others with your edgy psycho BS

>>690834214
Dont have to be married

>>690830209
Apparently women are like that. They dont marry broke dudes even if you look like a chiseled greek god. In the end they will go to someone that will support a family for them. Its the rule of the adult world. If you dont know this, you're much too young and prolly unemployed too.

Being single until you enter 50 year, you become a pedo bear

Never. I'll be getting my wizard powers soon.

>>690827232
Never. There is no reason for marriage in moderen times. All you're doing is signing a contract that your 'wife' will get 75% of your assest and shun your children away from you.
Also they will get fat as they have the ultimate fullfilment. They dont have to be sexy and more, they dont have to be civil anymore, you gave them the power

>>690827232
In all likelihood, for better or for worse, never.

>>690834388
Yeah.

Disney has teached women that they deserve to be loved, their prince, just because they exist. And they get away with that. They play that game and they love it.

>2016
>marry
I'm laughing out loud, married men are the biggest losers and the most vulnerable to becoming a cuck.

>>690831655
Youre obviously not in your thirties. If you think your friends will be around think again.

>>690834052
If it happens, it happens. But I respect him enough as a person and as the father of my child that if divorce happens, we will have joint custody and I'm not going to "take all his shit". It will be something we will sort through together and whatever WE deem fair, not a judge.
But as I said, everyone is entitled to their own opinion and that's ok.

>>690827232
>When are you getting married?
When my wife and I move to a country that offers religious freedom, so we can marry some of our girlfriends.

>>690833645
>Raising kids by yourself

This is a fantastically bad idea. Take it from someone who has two kids, you have no idea how much work is involved. They will grow up to be neglected and spiteful.

>>690834979
Why can't he just make some more?

>>690829684
>Im marrying my gf in 3 weeks

Do you mean "fiance", or are you just very hopeful?

>>690831840


Lets see how you feel in 10 years

>>690831840
Femanon, and pregnant.

You realise you're going to be asked for nudes now?

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>>690831840
Breaking anon, you know what to do

Never. Why would I..

>>690827232
Married 8 years.

We both come from poverty trying to be the transitional characters in our family to set a good legacy for my son and future children.

Fuckin' hard yo, when you have no family and refuse to live off government aid like parasitic scum.

>>690827232
When are you getting divorced?

>>690835024
The judge 99% sure its a female, will give you everything you dont "want" and it is more of a pain to challenge her ruling.

>>690835432
Yet you have time to waste on 4chan

>>690827232
When the tax breaks seem like a good trade-off.

>>690835169
Because no one is interested in making friends in their thitries and older. Most people are too tired from work or too busy. You might make a friend or two but it will be like a one every few months type of chill. It's especially worse for men. When men become old they become irrelevant. Nobody cares about or wants to get to know middle aged men.

>>690834388
Kind of unfair to assume ALL women like that. I met my husband when we were 14 so it's not like I chose him for his money cause we didn't work til we were 16. I've only been unemployed for 5 months due to my pregnancy. My doctor has me on high risk due to my history of miscarriage and uterine problems that run in my family. I wanted to be with him cause he is the kind of person I'd want as a role model for my child. So yeah not every woman is a gold digger and out for just looks and wealth.

>>690835827
Oh well, better kill myself.
Or I could actually try to be happy... no I'll just kill myself.

>>690835827
>cares/wants/knows
This is why you get rich.
You're very relevent now.
And you have the power over those who think badly of you
Plus you can get one of those 18-22yr daddy girls who are kinky as fuck,and will never betray you.

>>690836002
So by 14 you chose someone because you wanted him as the role model for your kid?

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>>690834138
>Don't want more immigrants
>Immigrant lover

You just spew buzzwords now, cmon

Are you rustled?

>>690835432

What do you mean by refuse to live on government aid?

It's there to help you. That's the point of it.

Use it but don't abuse it.

>>690835335
Yeah and your point is?

I would have been married but as soon as I found out the girl I loved and worshiped liked me I shipped out for boot camp the next day, my "friend" who knew this courted her while I was gone they then got married (I was best man) and they just had a kid... Bright side is my service has left me numb and unwanting of a close relationships... Now I have extreme trust issues

>>690827232
Already married.
8 years
I married my best friend she keeps me stable, makes great company, and lets me fuck her.
I can see why some people wouldnt want to , but you faggots are worried about making excuses for reasons why you shouldnt so the question are you able to is never arises.

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Reading these threads I realize even deeper the worthless piece of shit I am and how much I failed at life even though it's not entirely my fault.

>>690836165
If you get rich.

>>690836165
And if they do betray you, who gives a fuck, wealth turns you into a god.
OJ proved that wealth can do the impossible: free a dindu that didu.

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>>690836380
~

marriage as we know it is a modern construction, only about 50 years old.

before that no society expected two people to marry for "love" and to be the sole sources of sexual and emotional release for one another. that's why modern marriages are so miserable.

>>690836413
Gotta love how 4chan lives within the US context where you can actually have opportunities and can recover from bad luck, mistakes or mind issues.

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>>690836413
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