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Cringe thread
Nasty af edition
>>690817277
How did you get that picture of my car?
The fucking piss bottles
>>690817277
How much? I can fix anything!!
>>690818270
I have a boner
Anyone have that house full of nets with computer absolutely everywhere? I've been looking for it
My kitchen guys
>>690819094
>sauce
want to fuck that so bad
>>690819198
No sauce i just saved from a previous thread
clarke is love, clarke is lyfe
>>690817277
1. Whats inside I wonder?
>>690819381
so why are you posting that godlike ass in a cringe thread ?
I'm curious ......
>>690817277
>> pall mall
>>690819583
Because its cringe that ur faggot ass is in a cringe thread rrlather than going out and pursuing some goddess ass
>>690819563
2. Jesus McCrimble, this woman supposedly had 2 kittens
>>690819830
3. Damn how the fuck... what
>>690819094
My mouth is literally salivating looking at that shit box
>>690819937
4. Here is where miss Lard Ass did he cybering. Who knows she may have cyber'd you?
>>690819747
if you say so authisto, it must be 100% right
right ?
if you would know, who the fuck you are talking to you would literally cry for mommy, just saying, but well you know its the internet, so keep up the faggotry you are used to.
By the way, that meant, fuck off susan
>>690820134
5. The mountain of fags
>>690820298
6. Guess she never cyber'd a Quentin or Quinn yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7blnyL21fkc
>>690820396
7. Prepare thine anus, as thou shall not sit on thy throne in this castle.
>>690820539
8. Gimme Pizza, P I Z Z A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njNLA_3fJSg
>>690820047
My face is literally keking from this post
>>690820676
9. Did I hear meowing???
These make me feel better about myself
>>690820817
10. Maybe just my imagination on the cat sounds...
>>690818270
Sick collection bro
>>690818887
lol
Next up
>>690818270
Damn that made my nips hard.
>>690818270
how is this cringey?
>>690818270
Man the gun companies sure can convince a few retards that the sky is falling and they need to buy all the guns in order to be safe.
It really is cringe if you think about it, some poor fuck is so dumb he waste all his money on these guns when he only needs 4 tops. And nobody needs an AR type gun.
>>690821371
Lolololololol YOURE AN FAGGIT
>>690818929
/b/, in a nutshell.
>>690818270
i like this
>>690821371
Rocks and paper are fun to shoot, scissors not so mich.
bampan
>>690819563
I knew this couple in Athens, texas that were nerd RPG/anime enthusiasts. I decided to take an invite to go to their house and play a game with them and was fucking shocked. It was real life hoarders like this. The bathroom and fucking food wrappers around the toilet. What the fuck! I don't have a sence of smell and everyone told me they stunk, I can see why.
Here is the crazy thing. They don't pay for trash service so instead of burning trash or burying it, they shoved it into an old big van that they have in their driveway until it was completely full. They cracked the windows in it to shove it full to the roof of that mother fucker. If I did not live 2-3 hours away I would go there and take pictures.
>>690821093
O shit she's gorgeous
Gogogo
>>690821371
but AR type guns are a shitload of fun to shoot
>>690821371
Yeah definitely take them away from the military
>>690821093
I don't care what kind of gay shit is in her room, tbh. I'd do unspeakable things to her.
>>690818270
This fucka needs another cabinet. You can't grab a gun without shit spilling out.
>>690821371
>Doesn't know what an AR type gun is. Media shill.
>>690821810
I almost forgot, the reason why they smelled. They did not have a washer and the bathtub had trash overflowing in it. Used toilet paper rolls everywhere. Why?!. I admit, I can be a little messy but nothing that can't be completely cleaned in 20 minutes.
>>690821975
you mean the weapon of mass destruction aka baby killing machine aka ak47
>>690821810
I think you are giving hoarders a bad name, those guys you described are fucking lazy.
>>690821975
>>690821975
I know it this is my dads safe, he was one of the retards that fell for the, "they're gonna take aur guans" marketing ploy.
He has realized the error of his ways.
Even if they are undeniably fun, it's just a wasteful and pointless hobby.
>>690822409
I think you are right. Trash bags in closets full of trash blows me away.
Next on the list, such a dirty gritty track
>>690822317
I'm talking about the assault riffle platform. regardless if it is select fire or semi auto
>>690821371
Guns are fun too shoot and people can do what ever they want with their money.
i think i can speak for everyone by saying telling you to shut your mouth you liberal degenerate.
>>690821975
ARs are faggot guns for faggots.
>>690821371
nobody needs a whiny bitch either, yet here you are
>>690822768
Is that legal, anon?
>>690822609
>wasteful and pointless hobby
Provided he cares for his firearms, they'll only appreciate in value, and costs can be significantly decreased if you recycle and reuse your own spent ammunition.
It's as pointless as any other hobby. You spend time and money to increase your ability to accomplish an objective. Target shooting is more applicable than most hobbies, because you can use it for self-defense or hunting.
>>690822972
I know guns are fun.
I advocate responsible consumerism.
>>690819937
Is that a Shipley's Donuts box? Is this in Clarksville, TN?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XSX0Iwh1CE
You all just cringed into eternity
>>690822972
>buttmuddered drumpf cum dumpster
enjoy your general election shwrecking
>>690823399
this is fucking gay
waste of double dubs
>>690823178
This. Most people that hunt have multiple guns depending on the animal your hunting. You're not gonna be using a 308 on dove.
>>690822609
Why is this wastful. This is fucking awesome lol
>>690820485
>Kid wants Bernie
You go man! Feel the Bern!
>Only in it for free shit
FUCKING KILL ME
>>690822977
Nice wood frame ak. So wheres YOURS buddy
For you
>>690821916
>Triforce Tat
HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG
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>>690821916
>"look at my pink hair and triforce, so unique and nerdy XD XD XD"
>>690822977
I used to not be a fan of ar until getting a silenced blk. It's amazing.
>>690818270
This is my motivation to go to work and acquire more guns and ammos
>>690823178
Well time and money aren't the bottom line fore me, it's just a plain old waste of resources.
I skeet shoot, and I target practice with my riffle. I hunt aswell.
But wasting 300 .223 rounds in an hour is pointless and wasteful.
Less so if you kill people for a living or load your own ammo.
>>690821371
>Jelly poor nigger detected
>>690824022
check'd also you're gay
>>690823178
Or shooting up schoolyards, clubs, movie theaters and cafes.
>>690823263
Houston, TX
>>690821371
No shit. When the major offensive on the plebs comes, it will go like this:
Those who get to live: recieve the vaccine
Those who do not: do not reproduce, and die out
>>690819070
timestamp
Got more
>>690823611
It's just a waste of limited resources and production has a negative impact on the world.
>>690824022
Being poor sucks man
THREADJACK:
Thread is now about guns, for or against.
>>690823120
Go home
>>690824331
If I where rich I certainly wouldn't waste my money on frivolous bullshit.
>>690824221
For the human race living itself to death.
20 million is prob the max ideal population size.
>>690821371
nobody needs anything more than a 4cyl sedan or small truck. but here i am investing in a 8cyl diesel troop transport. because fuck you.
>>690818032
That's ur battle station huu
>>690821093
>No face plush
Spirited away is a good movie.
>>690824611
Speaking like a true benefits recipient
Booty
>>690822884
The AR in AR-15 stands for Armalite, the company that first invented the gun.
For example, this is the AR-5, one of their first guns. It is in no way an "assault rifle", it is a bolt action rifle that requires the user to manually cock it between shots. Most of their guns started with AR in the name.
>>690824898
Have fun with that, military surplus vehicles are giant turds. And if you have no practical use for it you are a drain on society and need to kill yourself
>>690825264
Spoken
>>690825288
This is awesome. Thank you lol
>>690823399
thats funny tho
>>690825285
Go on
>>690823178
I have a baretta 12ga for clays.
The only thing I'd hunt is asshole humans.
They're carastrophically overpopulated and are the most aggressive destructive species out there.
>>690825264
Don't poor folk just buy whatever they want when they get rich?
Like 6 boats and 3 McMansions? Or a 4 ounce gold chain if they are black?
>>690818032
i find the self awareness of this post very intriguing
Why does this exist?
>>690817277
Well, at least they don't litter...
>>690825852
*niggers
>>690825803
Granted
>>690822884
Been hard as shit to buy anything o ty her than semi.
Full Auto been legislated into hard as shit to own and mega expensive.
You won't even know of anyone with full auto. (Not likely)
Any of all the legislation turn out to be an answer? lol gun free zone
>>690826759
>2016
>not having a bump stock
>>690826759
You just got to get a stamp from the sherif to get a class three in Arkansas
I know people with full auto.
Even semi auto high capacity riffles are wasteful.
>>690827086
bump firing is useless for anything other than fucking around in an open field wasting ammo.
>>690821916
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>>690826337
Did she replace her elbows with rocks?
>>690818270
This is now a you boner you lose thread
>>690818270
Motherfucker is ready for Armageddon, ISIS, Zombie Apocalypse, and niggers all at once.
>>690819830
>>690819937
All of that Whataburger. Texas confirmed.
>>690828019
that can get the gag reflex goin
>>690824423
Ownership of fire arms is a constitutional right, a bastion of freedom. However assault weapons shouldn't be accessible to civilians, nor magazines above 10 in capacity. All sales should have a background check and at least three days of a waiting period. The government should also stage a huge buyback program for guns, particularly assault weapons already in circulation.
>>690818929
Leonardo DiCaprio's body is ready.
Why buy an ar when you can make one. Pic related.
>>690818929
living every /pol/ cunt's dream
>>690819198
ill be ur hero. her name is brooklyn knight. shes a preggo pornstar
>>690827421
imma ctrl+c ctrl+v that star for assured fail
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>>690823689
I'm Swedish, can't be owning those here.
>>690821093
She is PERFECT!!
>>690828466
fail??
>>690828404
Thanks man, more for the thread
>>690828491
come to finland, less mudslimes and you can own an ak
>>690828550
You compliment like a typical beta max.
>be you
>average slut walks by
>"OMG, SHE'S HOT"
Kill yourself, beta max.
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Jew takeover
>>690828019
Maybe not the greatest thread while eating dinner.
>>690828775
>>690828466
ok what the fuck? why does the copy paste work on triforce now? it didn't use to work
>>690818270
This does make me cringe due to the massive number of virtually identical guns this guy has. If you're going to spend that much money on guns, diversify some.
>>690828753
try this:
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>>690828890
same
Was eating some spicy fried chicken, and after foolishly opening up and viewing this thread, I lost my appetite. Oh well, /b/ might have prevented me from stroking out.
>>690826325
Niggers arent walking around in my woods trying to kill everything that moves for entertainment.
>>690828019
I used to have that keyboard
>>690819747
It's cringe because only sluts have discolored brown anuses.
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>>690829202
that sure sounds like niggers (and white trash)
>>690829266
What? That is the opposite of true. Your butthole being brown is the norm. It is when they are bleached white that you know they either do porn or are super sluts.
>>690822977
AR? What's that?
Attack Rifles?
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>>690828354
I'll bet you could make a .22 gattling gun pretty cheaply. The ammo might even be cheap enough you could afford to shoot it.
>>690820485
Haha your average Bernie Bro. Bernie had no serious ideas, but let's face it neither does Trump.
>>690829202
Check during the day m8
>mfw this thread can be renamed "Average girls apartment/car"
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>>690822972
All non-whites and non-Christians deserve rape and torture.
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¿qué?
>>690829557
>implying getting elected isnt a serious idea
Nigga, have you even heard of the term "campaign promises"? They serve no purpose except to give a general idea of the personality of the candidate.
My desktop is kind of messy but I don't know if that is cringeworthy
>>690829825
And that's just being polite. I'm not even going to say what unspeakable horrors whites and christians deserve.
>>690819739
>>Smokes Marlboro lights
>>690830101
Yes. It is.
Why the fuck are there files on your desktop?
That is not how you organize files, wtf.
>>690828019
>2016
>not a mechanical keyboard
wow that is disgusting.
>>690821975
Damn right. And very seldom do you see two AR's exactly the same.
>>690825288
You're obfuscating here. The AR-15 is a fully automatic assault rifle.
>>690828646
Jesus christ that pussy look so fucking good
Fucking hell, GET BACK TO TOPIC FAGGOTS
>>690821093
Holy fuck who is this and is there any more?
>>690822977
Kalash is soviets third wife, next to vodka and hot borscht.
>>690828716
Last I checked, alphas love to talk about hot babes. You sound like a fedora white knight virgin tbh.
>>690825288
This is the AR-7 a semi auto version.
>>690829440
Umm. You just need to wash your filthy asshole. Mexican detected!!
>>690817277
dubs anyhoo...
>>690825288
I actually saw one of these at the range two days ago. Siper hard to come by, but kinda neat looking in a way.
>>690830511
I agree, heres more. No pussy but booty is nice
this fucking shit right here
>>690829557
>No serious ideas
Literally the only candidate with actual policy
>Shill: Incremental change! Democrats yay! I have a pussy!
>Drumpf: We Strong! Make Great! Fuck non-whites!
>>690830439
Bait harder faggot
>>690829954
Vote for me! I'm here! That's not a serious idea, and it's why Bernie lost and why Trump will lose too.
>>690830617
Kittysauce, happy fappin some chaterbate slut
>>690818929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1sWWeJc5Hc
>>690830101
My OCD is causing me pain
My desktop doesn't even have icons
https://youtu.be/w46Dwh4TMGA
>>690830933
Not even being sarcastic you're the smartest person in this thread
>>690823052
Hey, neither am I!
>>690831299
baited or whiney?
>>690821371
>some poor fuck is so dumb he waste all his money on these guns
Believe it or not, there are some people out there that make more money than you and buying guns doesn't bother affect their income at all.
>>690829047
No you dipshit. Having a need for more then 3 types of ammo is a nightmare
>>690829838
Di qué una vez más, hijo de puta!
>>690828709
But you talk funny.
>>690831510
DAMMIT YOU DEFEATED ME UTTERLY!
>>690818270
I can smell freedom
>>690831577
Belive it or not there are people out there that care more about the impact they make on the world than money.
>>690824221
BUT MUH ASSAULT RIFLES
The more for you
>>690830343
>2016
>having a pointlessly noisy keyboard
ISHYGDDT
>>690831797
coast is swedish
>>690831875
is okay it happens
>>690828973
ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
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>>690830101
>Bluestacks
How is that trojan treating you?
>>690818929
Where can you buy a nazi flag that big?
>>690832208
Good point. Maybe sometime in the future. Sure would love an AK, and less sandniggers and feminazis is a huge bonus too.
>>690832457
true
>>690832010
>look everybody it's Mister Moral! On fucking 4chan! Look at him act like a total faggot!
>>690830101
>Adventure capitalist
>CS:GO
>Overwatch
>Dark Souls
>a bunch of shitty game makers
You're the typical casual gamer of the current year who thinks CS is a great competitive game, Overwatch charging money is "it's just cosmetics" and you've always wanted to make a game to sell on steam but never put in more effort than downloading the development tools and maybe looking at some online tutorials.
ALSO YOU CAN'T ORGANIZE YOUR FILES FOR SHIT
Yeah, pretty cringe.
>>690831038
We have to share the world with these people.
>>690821362
it's not unless you're some anti-2A faggot.
>>690818270
look at all that freedom.
God bless America.
>>690833414
this concludes what i can add
peace my disgusting brethren
>>690833185
This is the most disgusting thing on this thread yet.
>>690833414
they dont even have blood on them.. what is going on.. like did the toilet stop working so she just started using pads as piss holders?
>>690818270
Don't store full magazines. You leave in there too long the springs fail and then they are useless.
>>690832010
And those people are shit poor and live paycheck to paycheck, no doubt severely impacting the world.
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>>690817277
Nastiest thing about this picture?
>Pall fucking Malls
Uttututu
>>690818032
>nasty af
Obligatory piss jug collections.
lol.
>>690820485
weed dude xD
>>690830101
ill show my sin too
>>690831160
found ghostler's hideout. hambone!
>>690835445
Do me a solid and delete system 32
It makes it hella easier to clean all that shit up
>>690830101
>ctrl+a
>del
do it fgt
>>690832943
how is her forhead fat? how is that EVEN POSSIBLE?!
>>690819747
>pursuing
Lol
>>690835927
Thanks man, that has been bugging me all thread
>>690833185
god id dead.
>>690829656
What kind of nasty sluts are you hanging out with. Most the hot bitches I fuck are OCD and freak if a fucking hair is out of place.
>>690821093
For anyone who wants to know, she is Kittiesauce.
The PENIS DEITY gave me to her.
>>690829825
You're not christian enough by the standards of the people that are capable of actually doing this. Heretic. You'll be the first to die.
>>690821371
>he only needs 4 tops
nigger what in the fuck you need 4 guns for?
>>690821371
> need
Shut the fuck up.
>>690820298
Texas Whataburger detected.
>>690818270
i'm gonna cum
>>690833185
These are trolls from the hobbit
>>690824303
>limited resources
>iron
fishhook.jpg
>>690824221
You think you're going to get the vaccine without a gun? Lol
>>690824898
Damn right! Fuck these faggots driving their little tampons telling us what we don't NEED. Then they whine they cant get pussy in another thread.
>>690834047
Springs don't lose integrity from staying compressed or stretched, they lose integrity from repeated stretching or compressing. Storing them loaded is fine.
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>>690826337
Damn she'd be so hot if she was 10 years younger.
>>690830101
the cringe is that it's windows
>>690820215
>if you would know, who the fuck you are talking to you would literally cry
OC cringe
>>690818270
that picture has been around for years, eat a dick
>>690837788
my science is suspicious
>>690822972
I find it kind of amusing that they've used a German steam engine for this.
>>690818032
calling fake on those piss bottles because none of them have lids on them.
>>690840279
oh yes he is clearly concerned about sanitation.
good eye anon.
not
>>690819487
>690819487
clark is life
>>690823657
you're a faggot
>>690818270
I /k/ame
>>690833414
I think this may remain the most disgusting thing that I will ever see ever. Menstrual blood is my one weakness. Thank you sir
>>690826109
i want to cum inside plushy doll
>>690832371
assuming this was one of those home births... but the extra nutcase variety
>>690819739
>t. American Spirit smoker
>>690821371
>4 tops
kek
It's true though... about how the more of a scared chicken shit you are, the more guns you want. And how delusional said chicken shit gun owners are about how safe they are.
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>>690820539
OH GOD WHAT'S IN THE BUCKET?!
>>690841031
lol, have you ever smelled it before? Mix of wet sock, dirty pussy smells, b.o., and old piss with the overarching familiar metallic smell of blood. The blood smell seems to just fade out to the other upon the second breath.
>>690818270
A man can dream
>>690830439
YES Finally somebody understands what i'm trying to teach the dumb conservatards.
If a gun can dispense alot of bullets very quickly IT IS FULL AUTO!
No matter how many times you need to pull the trigger, if you can kill 5,000 people with a few clips then it should be illegal to own even by the military
>>690841354
Home births are actually a much smarter option then taking drugs to induce labor then drugs to stop it back and forth for 3 hours all while in a position terrible for giving birth in. Don't get me wrong these people are fucked in the head hippies. But hospital births are terrible and right up there with circumcision when it comes to fucked up shit we do in today's society. I was born at home because my parents were punk rockers and without a midwife in the living room while my dad was watching the simpsons.same with my sister who is 5 years older than me. And that was much better than this terrible way we do it in the hospital, I'm pretty sure you can find a movie on it on netflix
>>690842542
Wrong
>>690821916
>triforce tat
Must...suppress...massive...ERECTION
>>690842542
caman, dont
>>690842609
My son was born at home with a Nurse Midwife and it was a great experience all around. No unnecessary stress, no one forcing timeframes or anything like that, just able to let him come naturally and how he was supposed to.
Granted, I didn't jump in the tub with my wife, and I certainly wouldn't endorse putting other kids in there, too (I mean, it IS blood in the water and you're not supposed to be chillin in that).
But yeah, perfectly sane and legit/cool thing to do that people will do in insane/wtf ways.
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>>690817277
what is that, every car in russia?
>>690818270
Holy shit
>>690832915
different anon here
but id rather be a casual that enjoys himself than an autistic elitist who thinks they're better than anyone else just because they have a "superior" taste in games
like at the end of the day its still a waste of fucking time and productivity no matter what you play or do
we're all gonna die some day and nothing you do will matter in the long run
if this is bait i fell pretty damn hard for it 7/10 would bite again
>>690843239
Exactly. It's actually a better way to do it. But a large amount of them are these crazy fucks who want to do it in water with their other children . Im surpreised someone agreed. Hope you didn't get your sons dick skin cut off because the kikes brainwash people to do so
>>690825699
thats not dangerous at all though, if you think sparks will cause that to explode you're retarded
>>690817277
Found this more interesting than cringy but someone will cringe
>>690821916
Somebody shop that tattoo so it looks like a newfag did it.
>>690843824
More wince
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>>690821371
Try hard
>>690826109
For all the right reasons
>>690842609
>what is Caesarean section
why?
>>690822768
Holy fuck, Sauce now,
>>690829477
It stands for Armalite. It's the name of the manufacturer.
>>690842542
>kill 5,000 people with a few clips
b8 harder faggot
>>690842609
Delusional fags imagine they have a wife and kids.
>>690844587
What about it. That shit like never has to happen. Doctors are basically just fucking around and charging you more money for it. Same as dentists. Women tend to just want one of those because they are disgusting sluts who want a tight pussay
>>690843708
In europe noone gets the dick cut off. Only kikes. We give our kids foreskin to those jew paedophiles.
>>690830101
my man get ride of all that bloatware
>>690845192
Who are you even talking about? Me? I made the jewish piano post. I don't have a wife or kids. And I didn't imply I did.. if i did though I wouldn't let her go to the hospital for child birth but that would be decided long before she would become pregnant in the first place. I don't get what you're saying
>>690841257
Kek
>>690845431
I'm from the us and you would almost assume it's required by law. But I mean, that's only if you're going around looking at guys dicks I guess
>>690828646
hot
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