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The island is faggotland
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Weed, boots, tent, rifle
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>>690814836
just the rope
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Knife, matches, pot, fishing pole
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Weed and toilet paper to roll
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>>690814836
5 ounces of weed, inflatable raft, matches
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>>690814836
tarp, pot, first aid, knife
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>>690814836
Take nothing, SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST
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>>690814836
water purifier,tent,flare gun,fishing rod
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>>690815662
kek
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>>690814836
Water purifier, Knife, compas/matches. havent decided those 2 yet and tarp.

>>690816885
1 m4. most ammo, lightest.
2 crossbow. able to pick up ammo after you shot
3 machete. multi perpose
4 rope. might pick swiss army knife
5 bike. can cross most terrain, lightest, easier to hide if need be.
teammate bear grylls, knows most about actually living. we got m4 so no need for statham and crews. Olivia will be distracting/ less useful and fat kids are ball and chain.
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>>690818606
Dat OS
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>>690818987
ikr?
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>>690818606
why the white tarp circle? changed your mind?
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>>690814836
fishing pole. tent. 5 ounces of weed. knife
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>>690819279
yeah with a knife and rope I can build me a shelter
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>>690815662
underrated post
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>>690814836
5 ounces of weed, the matches, the rope
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>>690814836
weed, weed, matches, gun
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Pot for cooking, water purifying when I rain collect or find a wate source on the island (sea water need distilled so out of question)

First Aid Kit
has tons of useful items from tape, to thread, to needles, and more, picked for the useful items and the plastic case)

Fishing Rod for fish, main source of food on coostel areas and when a nice fishing set up is taken care of it last a life time.

Knife, as this is a must to start fires, build shelter, collect cordage, and basically is the one item on the list that is most important.
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>>690815662
overrated post
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>>690819617
cool
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>>690814836
Mirror to look at myself, awp to own people, weed so I can tell people I smoke, and the knife to slit my wrists
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>>690814836
Hunting Rifle and my trusty Quran.
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>>690819649
My setup here for reference

>>690820180
I've got the same reasons for the Pot and First Aid Kit, but I choose the Hand Saw because it can basically do what the knife does, and since I figure I could make a spear to get fish and shit I'd take a Mirror to reflect the sunlight to try and start fires.
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>>690819570
Sounds like a great weekend
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>>690820722
kek
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>>690815662
Since there's nothing in that image that I can fuck, I choose this.
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>>690820729
Mirror for fire? Dude don't even try. However on an isnalnd if it has bamboo you are golden to start a fire, and if it is more like main style costal island then you can use normal wood.

A saw like that isnt near as good as a knife. The reason being is using a tool for what it is not supposed to be used for is dangerous and in survival stiuations that is makes it a bad idea.

As far as spears go you got one better in use a bamboo or wood spear. you use the knife to splice the end of the stick to 3 or 4 prongs use cordage of any sort to seperate them and keepem open and it tie it off so it doesnt split anymore. You then have a home made fish gig or spear.
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>>690814836
water purifier, fishing rod, tarp and knife
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>>690814836
Knife, tarp, water purifier, matches
This is the only correct answer, come on, OP
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>>690814836
Knife(tent,mirror,hunting rifle,rope, raft), Pot(water purifier),First Aid kit( fishing rod, toolbox), Matches(Flare gun ,Flashlight)
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>>690816885
>c
>d
>d
>c
>a
>d
Olivia mostly because at least i can fuck her the rest would be useless cunts.
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I'm going to bump with as many choice games as I can post.
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>>690814836
>mirror
>tarp
>volley ball
>hunting rifle
Here's my plan
>find berries and crap to use as makeup
>use mirror to make sure it's applied in a way to make me look feminine
>make sexy bikini out of tarp
>make a few dummies that look just as sexy
>wait for ship to pass by
>start playing volleyball with dummies
>crew thinks there's beautiful ladies playing volley ball
>they come to check it out
>i use the rifle to kill them and take control of the ship
>become a trap pirate named Captain Tarp
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Can't tell if this is even a game. Sorry, on my phone
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>>690814836
So many questions, but
>tarp
>pot
>knife
>first aid kit
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>>690814836
knife, rope, rod, pot
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>>690816885
DBDAAD
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If anyone else has any of these, I'd love to collect more
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>>690821188
+2 skylight
+4 library
+18 gf
+ 6 workshop
(books are edible)
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>>690814836
Pft, fuckin easy
Weed, matches, volleyball, mirror.
Get straight blazed and play solo volleyball while checkin out my sweet bod
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Last one I have. Anyone else got any? Not trying to hijack OPs thread, just figured I'd share.
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>>690821188
the 18 year old chick, garden with green house (even though i have no idea if ill have access to it from the basement), hygiene products and Jacuzzi, the library, medical aid and the gun.
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>>690814836
>first aid
>tent
>matches
>pot
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>>690821188
workout room, workshop, kitchen and skylight
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>>690822654
Can someone explain to me the practical difference between always having enough money for every purchase and having infinite money? The fact that they point it out makes me think there must be one.
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>>690822172
pink no contest
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Enough cocaine to kill 4 people
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>>690823117
I think what they mean is you can't give money away or invest, and in a way I guess that's good because they can't tax what you don't have, but if you want to buy a God damn yacht then you can pay in exact cash when you go to purchase.
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>>690817486
Agreed, but would trade flare gun for mirror. Could start fire and signal rescue with mirror
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Tent, fishing rod, inflatable raft, weed.
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>>690823117
Having infinite money would destroy the economy. Also the universe.
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>>690822654
>wish pill
wot? anyone who chooses anything else is retarded
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>>690814836
Pot, rope, first aid kit, knife.

Pot will let you boil water and can help you gather/store food, it is also incredibly hard to make one even if you can find clay. Rope is infinitely useful early in a survival situation and while you can make rope it is a very time consuming process. First aid kit essential for staying healthy and sane through injury and cant always be replicated even with intimate knowledge of the local environment. Knife because any simple tool can be made from wood and rocks well enough except a precision blade for gutting your food. Spoiling game because you ruptured the intestines while gutting it is a crushing blow.

Tarp cant do anything careful thatching cant. Mud is sunscreen and insect repellant. Ipod is a waste even with an infinite battery, it will distract you and it is a proven fact that the best way to keep sane during long isolation is actually reading or reciting outloud to yourself which has the added benefit of not losing your ability to speak. Boots are over rated and can often be a detriment. Inflatable raft might be a good choice depending on the location and nearby islands. Vitamins is a good choice if you aren't comfortable with your skills at managing diet in the wild.

Everything else is a luxury or can be substituted with or crafted with items you can find normally.
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>>690822785
either hero or warehouse
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>>690816394
what are you planing? isn't toiletpaper better to roll?
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>>690818606
Whats the matter nancy? can't navigate using the sun and land marks?
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>>690821658
You're a smart kid. Would choose the fishing rod over the matches, though.
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>>690824101
>rope
Rope expires, thatching is better
Other than that, I change the rope into a handsaw
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>>690820729
>mirror to start a fire
>when there are matches

Mirrors are great because the signal well, better than a flare in the day by a long shot. The ability to start a fire is just a bonus.
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>>690825007
op wasnt specific, if i dont know where in the world is the island, cant navigate like that
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Water purifier, first aid kit, knife, rope.
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>>690825229
>Mirrors are great because the signal well
They can be hardly notice at a very far distance, smoke signals are a must.
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>>690814836
>hunting rifle
>ipod
>weed
>matches
get high, an hero
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>>690822536
Roll
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>>690822536
Also rolling
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>>690825876
I can deal with that. Current gf won't let me do anal either. As long as she doesn't end up asking her brother for a threescore.

Who am I kidding, I'd still do it
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>>690825229
Knife can be used as a reflecting surface, like a mirror.
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>>690814836
>Flare Gun
A must, literally the most important of every single one of those.
>First Aid Kit
Very important.
>Knife
Also very important for self defense. Hunting rifle isn't a good idea because you can go out of ammo if you stay there too long.
>Wate purifier
A hard one, you absolutely need everything that was just listed, and you also need the saw, the tent and the hiking boots. the compass, but i would say that the water purifier is the most important of those.
>>690816885
>1
M4, not that hard to choose actually.
>2
Obviously the crossbow
>3
Please, obviouly the baseball bat.
>4
No fucking competition, the binoculars.
>5
Again, no competition, the bike.
>6
No competition again, Olivia, most of those people would be useless.
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>>690822785
Warehouse and phone. A perfectly safe base with the ability to make unlimited amounts of money legally by the phone telling you what to buy at market price before it's value increases. You can also order in anything you desire for pleasure and any power/perk that can be replicated with things on earth can be yours.

When you get tired of gaming the system you move on to life 2.0
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>>690821467
>Toilet paper roll
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>>690822536
Rollerino
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>>690825325
It's a deserted island. You aren't self rescuing if you don't know where you are. Also you can always tell the cardinal directions by looking at the way the sun moves in the sky although it gets tricky near the equinoxes at either pole.
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>>690822536
roll
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>>690814836
>Water purifier
>Tent
>Knife
>Pot
>Vitamins
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>>690826119
It really can't. A mirror reflects magnitudes more light when compared to even a very polished blade.
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>>690826878
>>690825876

This is going to be an awkward 4some with incest...
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>>690827025
What part of the number "4" do you not understand retard
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>>690826121
>Flare gun

Why waste a slot on this when you can make signal fires?

>Water purifier

Boiling purifies water. You have never even been camping have you?
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>>690821467
>flashlight
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Raft, compass, water purifier, flare gun.

No 4chan?? I'm getting off this shitty island!
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>>690814836
>first aid kit
>vitamins
>water purifier
>knife
>
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>>690827178
She won't do anal
76 can take her
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>>690816885
>M4 type with grenade launcher
>H&K USP
>Machete
>Flashlight
>The Hummer
>Bear Gryllis, we can capture some bitches along the way.
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>>690827424
What direction? Are you physically able to paddle against the tide? Are you paddling into a storm that will break your bones and then drag you to the depths?
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>>690827495
"Refuses" to do anal. Three guys together can probably make it happen anyway.
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>>690822367
>Copanionship
Loli, not only is she DTF but it would be easy to teach her shit to survive, would get my bro but he's not into survival and i don't want him dead.
>Hunting items
Hatchet, one shot a day is not enough and won't be as useful.
>Personal Items
Only good answer is Old Ass Radio, it can make the diference between sanity and madness, knowing how the world is doing is important.
>Perk #1
Only correct answer is Pre-built shelter
>Perk #2
it would be dog, but since i have no more points i'm done.
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>>690814836
ez

tarp
insect spray
rope
weed

1.blaze weed
2.put tarp over head
3.rope around neck
4.spray insect repellent in tarp for me to breathe
5. idk
6.does insect repellent kill?
>>690822172
pink
turn into anything obama trump putin destroy ppls careers profit from them fap as beautiful grill
>>690822367
loli
fishingstuff
radio
condoms
treasure
>>690822536
klara plox
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>>690821188
>skylight
>workshop
>>Escape
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>>690828223
FUCKING MUSLIM
end my suffering
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>>690822536
rolllllll
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>>690828407
fuk, it cropped it
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>>690827777
Quads thou hast enlightened me
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I would take 4 volleyballs
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>>690827777
Quads speak truth
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>>690828407
swiss knif is worst choise dumas
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>>690820180
My choices are the tarp, the rope, and the pot. You can actually distill sea water with the pot if you can find a way to make a second chamber or catch the steam with some sort of large leaves and a makeshift bowl. The tarp and rope are a guaranteed shelter and the knife is just an obvious one.
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>>690821188
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>>690814836
Pot
First Aid Kit
Knife
Mirror

Because that's all I need.
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>>690827315
>Signal fires
And take the risk of someone missing signal? Bro, flare gun is a must, if you don't think it is you're a retard.
>Water purifier
Yes, it purifies water.
It also doesn't do it completely, it's a emergency measure, it can kill you.
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>>690828801
i just noticed that i've counted badly, i just refuse to sunlight, fuck it
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>>690828801
All those movies and nothing to watch them on...
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>>690829087
hmmm... i thinket that i would some source of device instead of tv :c
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>>690829186
And no computer to use the Internet on
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Weed and rifle because I'm a beta fag and couldn't survive.
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>>690816885
A LOT OF PEOPLE GETTING THIS WRONG. There are only two actual choices here. Let me lay this out for you.

This is a zombie apocalypse which means you are fighting Zed and the people who think what you have belongs to them.

Primary weapon - B is a joke choice, A and C are mod to long range. If your target is mid to long range guess what? You are able to avoid or evade them which is your primary goal. D is the best choice because it is mid to short range, better spread and impact on any target. Also you think your M4 ammo is common? You can literally fire anything out of a shotgun shell. Slugs for better range and accuracy, Buckshot for hitting someone with the equivalent of a rifle burst, leadshot for hitting someone with the equivalent of handgun spray, fucking rocksalt or small rocks for suppression and LTL rounds. The shotgun is your best choice for when you absolutely have to shoot and it is the most versatile.

Secondary weapon - Easy choice and most of you got it. Cross bow. Very quiet, can often reuse the bolts and you can make your own if you are careful and practice the new ballistics. The pistols are only good if you are really in the shit and need more bullets and reloading is too slow or you are out of primary ammo. Honorable mention, C can be concealed if you take of the silencer which can mean the difference between life and death in a tricky situation but it means giving up all the utility of the crossbow so fuck that.

Melee - No brainer, a good machete is a weapon and an invaluable tool. C and B are joke choices and a bat can be replaced by anything around you.
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>>690829709


Gadget - YOUR FIRST REAL CHOICE! your bow has a scope which means the binoculars are a luxury so you can skip that. D is not nearly as useful as you think and any tool can be replicated with scrap if you need it badly enough. Rope is rope is rope you need it and it is your friend. Flashlights are also great on overcast nights especially when you can diffuse the light so that it lights things up nicely for you but isn't an unmistakable beacon to everything around you. I went for the rope because How the fuck am I going to carry around a crossbow, a shotgun and a machete with no holsters unless I use the rope to make a harness. Also its still rope if you untie the harness.

Vehicle - A and C are death traps. b is great for inland but a boat lets you insert where you want to and is a good escape from Zed. Both will make you targets of other survivors. I'm going with boat.

Team mate - Do you know how to survive on your own? Then pick B C or D for fuckin. If not go with A.

There.
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>>690822367
This one is interesting too.
Let's see...

Loli - 9pts
Fishing equipment and a knife - 6pts
Medical Kit - 6pts
That left me with 3 points that I will spend in no shit.

I wanted a Stationery, but I think i would need a Medical Kit.
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>>690822536
cona
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>>690828979
Signal fires are as bright as a flare at night and you can make it an obvious shape to indicate distress. In the day you can send up massive plumes of smoke that are far more visible than a flare. Also most modern flare gun kits only come with 2 or 3 flares and the flares are subject to defects from the weather. Signal fires can be used at any time.

>water purifier
Its a hand pump with consumable filters. When the filter is gone you are fucked. If there are parasites in the water you are fucked. You can always boil water to make it potable. Anything that isn't removed or killed by boiling wont be removed by a purifier. Get educated.
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>>690822536
caldar
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>>690830797
No gf for you
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>>690830886
CHAD
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>>690814836
Handsaw, tent, tarp, and hiking boots
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>>690822536
sou um livro aberto
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>>690831176
Brooke again. Fucking whore
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>>690822536
não vou men
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>>690830662
holy shit, just get the watch to travel back in time, just don't stop it
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>>690822536
roller
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Tent, knife, pot, matches.
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>>690822536
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>>690822536
Melgaço
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>>690822536
Roring...
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>>690821188
full kitchen, top PC, and hot girl. literally all i want anyway food games and sex. easy 10 mil sign me up
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>>690829709
>Nogunz detected
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>>690831156
Enjoy starving to death in nice dry tent while nursing your blistered feet.
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>>690822172
Grey or Pink probably Grey
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>>690816802
This except sunscreen instead of first aid, I'm too white to go without it.
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weed, knife, and matches. Haven't done knife hits in years
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>>690814836
Water purifier, Fishing Rod, Tent, Knife.
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>>690814836
>knife
>toilet paper
>water purifier
>rope

>implying I can't bring my own hiking boots
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>>690822785
Journey and Bros, it would be one hell of a trip
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>>690831765
Maybe, maybe not, maybe go fuck yourself.

Prove me wrong. Show me the error of my ways.
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>>690831974
bait.
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>>690822536
Rollin
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>>690822536
rll
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>>690818556
how would a compass help you on an island?
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>>690832469
It depends on how big the island is but the long and short of it is it wouldn't and this jackass has no idea what hes talking about.
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>>690814836
first aid, boots, knife, and any of the other things minus the volleyball, weed, ipod, and mirror. Also, maybe no flare gun, raft, or compass. How long is this gonna be? If its indefinitely, then whats the point of matches, toilet paper, sunscreen, and vitamins. those will all go pretty quickly. if its only a short time, or I get unlimited supply, then matches. If its a long time then any of the things I didnt mention.
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>>690819617
The tarp is useful for more than just a shelter. It can help you desalinate seawater, basically collect water out of thin air, be moved to your shelter that you built with a knife and rope, that you made out of vegetation, to add more protection from rain storms. Be used to help collect rain in the event of a storm, be used as a blanket if it gets cold. Seriously, that tarp is probably the single most valuable piece of gear, rivaled only by the knife which is basically a necessity.
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>>690822536
rollan
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>>690822536
rol
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>>690822785
Hero, with tier 2 regen and doubled life span.
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>>690822536
rollllllllllllll
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>>690816885

>primary
C
military infantry rifle

>secondary
C
silenced pistol

>melee
D
machete

>gadget
c
rope
flashlights are easy to find, don't need binoculars because of rifle's scope

>vehicle
A
large vehicle

>teammate
Bear Grylls or Jason Statham depending on who I like more.

>bear grylls
- military skills
- survival skills

>Jason statham
- martial arts kills
- diving skills

>terry crews
- used to be athletic
- acting skills

>Olivia wilde
>to repopulate
Don't need her for repopulation.

>fat kids
not worth it
>fat kids
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>>690817139
the fittest mind picks the most efficient rout
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>>690822654
Wish, Death, Money
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>>690822785
Hero and Answers
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>>690814836
Water purifier, first aid, fishing rod, flare gun
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>>690820697
Underrated
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>>690821188

>30 points

>medical care
2 points

>hygiene products
3 points

>internet
16

>top of the line desktop computer
6 points

>microwaveable means
2 points

1point left
pool table

If I had the extra points, I'd take the workshop.
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>>690834073
fishing rod?without worms?good luck
Water purifer is usless, there is alway some water on a island, and you can clean it with fire.
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5 ounces of weed, rifle, matches, saw
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To everyone thinking they are Bear Grylls because they see "water purifier" and think its a good choice because you need clean water to live, they work with a replaceable filter system and last less than a week with one person at 2L a day.

You need to be able to boil freshwater, capture rain water/condensation or distill seawater. That means Pot and or tarp.

If you don't pick one or both of those then you are dead in 7 days if there is no freshwater or a few weeks from the parasites, if there is.
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>>690830726
You cannot choose more than one thing from each row, so pick either the knives or the fishing gear.
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>>690822367
Someone that's good with electronics could turn the shitty radio into a transmitter and call for rescue.
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>>690821188
6pts - Full Kitchen
2pts - Garden
4pts - All Movies
6pts - Top line computer
2pts - Med care
3pts - Cell Phone
4pts - Vidya
3pts - Hygiene + Jacuzzi
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>>690821188
+6 Full Kitchen
+5 Unli. Booze
+5 Unli. Drugs
+5 Workout Room
+4 Unli. Tobacco Products
+3 Hygiene and Jacuzzi
+2 Garden
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Total = 30

Actually what my dream house would contain
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>>690834941
You don't need worms as bait. Anything that looks like it might be food will do, like a small leaf or wound moss from the trees. Once you have caught a fish you can always use inedible parts as bait.

Remember fishing is the lowest calorie consumption method of feeding yourself aside from a pre-established agrarian system.
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>>690828303
No 10 mil :(
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>>690834941
>fishing rod?without worms?good luck
implying bait isnt everywhere
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>>690830662
watch, ever played clicker games where you can restart and you learn skills a lot quicker because you have already done them? when i get old enough just go to one minute after i got the watch Ring of Zeus so i can become more social and the ear stud so i can find out what others think of me then go back in time just a second before i read their mind so i remember it and never get the headaches
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>>690822085
Ali
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>>690822785
The wallet, immortality, perfect memory.
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>>690821188
Full kitchen - 6
Workout room - 5
Library - 4
Skylight - 2
Garden with greenhouse - 2
Medical care - 3
Music - 4
Pool table - 1
Hygiene products and jacuzzi - 3

Couldn't you have stuck a musical instrument in their as an option?
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>>690816885
Why would I want block face to repopulate with?
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>>690814836
Tarp
Matches
Mirror
First aid kit

Tarp gives me makeshift water as I can distill the water via solar still if it's plastic tarp. If not, then I'm cutting the tarp in half and using a chunk for shelter and the other half to collect run off rainfall that I will boil eventually.

Mirror is a distress signal and a fire starter during the day.

Matches are emergency only.

First aid kit is obvious.
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>>690814836
Boots,Rifle,Knife,Water Purifier
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>>690822536
Madelyn is literally perfect
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>>690822536
R O L L L L L
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>>690828801
>Internet but no computer
lol
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>>690829709
Dude .223 and 5.56 Nato are some of the most common ammo out there, do you even murica? M4 is life
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>>690821188
kitchen-6
gym-5
library-4
computer+games-10
skylight-2
cellphone-3
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>>690822536
Roll
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>>690814836
Toilet paper, matches, a rope, and the 5 ounces
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>>690821998
>>690826121
>>690833342
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>>690837303
forgot to add my text: Ummm it's come to my attention that /b/ think Olivia Wilde is hot. I mean yeah, she's not ugly. But goddamn is her face a fucking cube. I mean wtf happened when she was born? Was her mom's womb a cube? I seriously don't understand why people think she's one of the most beautiful people. It really rustles my jimmies.
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>>690836203
FYI fire is easy to keep once you get it going the first time. There are many methods like carrying embers or a tinder bundle that allows the burning material to smoulder for hours if you have to travel or are worried about the main fire going out at night. You don't need a second method for starting fires in a situation where you can only have 4 things.
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>>690814836
Pot (cooking), hunting rifle (assuming ammo comes with it), flare and first aid kit
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>>690837037
You know what is more common? Metal scrap and rocks.
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>>690833342
Statham doesn't actually have any martial arts skills, he just follows fight choreography well.
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>>690814836
>handsaw
>flare gun
>hunting rifle
>knife
let the grand faggot hunt begin

any normal island
>tarp
shelter and carrying sack
>pot
water purifier, cooking, carrying
>first aid kit
getting fucked up with nothing to treat the injury can easily be fatal on your own
>knife
most versatile survival tool ever invented
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>>690835577
I know dawg, this thread is full of it.
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>>690837386
well thats your opinion and you are entitled to it sir. but when i comes down to the nitty gritty of things i aint having sex with terry crews, survival fag, jason bateman or the michelin boy.
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>>690816885
C, C, D, D, A, D
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>>690826464
>being this jewish
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matches, knife, water purifier, first aid kit
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>>690822536
Rolling for someone
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Hammock, Water purifier, fishing rod, knife ezpz survival
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>>690838271
>Implying the jews aren't having a better time than you
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>>690837581
And how are you going to shoot this scrap without shells that aren't more common than the other rounds?
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>>690822785
Warehouse - Useful for starting any buisness
Double immunity - Gives effective immortality and easy revenue stream
Charisma -

I'm thinking faith-healer that can actually delivar w/ import/export business on the side
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>>690838451
dead in two weeks.
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>>690814836
FOR ACTUAL ISLAND
>Hand Saw
>Pot
>Rope
>knife

FOR FAGGOTLAND
>Rope (to hang meinself)
>Knife (to cut mein throat)
>sun screen (to not burn mein pale ass skin)
>Mirror (to see mein faggot face)
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>>690838544
>how are you going to shoot this scrap without shells...

Look at this gunless asshole. Cartridges can be reused, you just need primer and powder which is more common than any bullet.
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>>690838704
>Handsaw

HAW! Just make a hatchet our of wood and stone son. Fucking handsaw, Jesus over here needs the corners on his shelter to be exact angles instead of secure notches.
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>>690814836
Knife,matches, weed, water purifier
>>690816885
C a d a a and the fat kids(to fuck)
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>>690839124
>>690838544
Brass casings can also be reloaded the same way with primers and powder but they still need a bullet to fire where as the shotgun shell fires basically any payload.
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>>690838704
>can't make a simple handax to cut small >3.5 inch diameter trees
>can't make cordage with twist and wrap technique
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>>690822536
rotttk
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>>690814836
First Aid Kit
5 Ounces of Weed
Hunting Rifle
Water Purifier.
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>>690839124
Assuming there is sulfur on the deserted island you're on, otherwise you're fucked.
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>>690839532
I'd like to posit that primers and powder are actually less common. You can get them in abundance at a store, but more people buy ammo than do their own reloading, so you're more likely to find fresh ammo in a random house than powder and primers.
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Get superhero and gift the power to the Bros good combo
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>>690814836
>water purifier
>compas
>water purifier
>water purifier
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>>690830662
>>690830662
>>690830662
>The watch - If you don't stop time there is no downside. Only stop time when absolutely needed. Just use to jump back and forth thru time

>The Ring - Use command only for emergencies and just have for Charisma boost

>The Ear Stud - Again only read minds for specific tasks in short bursts. Intuition and Reaction boost

Everything else is dumb. You can learn to lucid dream, fuck being raped, talent is over rated, buy a fucking plane ticket, and seriously?
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>>690840016
tent, pot, fishing pole, tarp.

pot to cook food and steam water. tarp over hung over the pot to catch steam with a rock placed so the tarp drops next to the pot to collect drinking water in some yet to be found container. and the tent for obvious reasons. and fishing pole to hang myself with
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>>690814836
-Tarp
-Pot
-Knife
For sure all of these.You need a pot to boil water, you need a tarp to have incredible shelter, to drag items with, to build a raft, to collect rain water etc.and a knife is incredibly useful for all things from hunting, processing food/game, gathering, crafting etc.

The only toss up would be the hiking boots or matches. Matches for sure if you have some kind of shoes that aren't sandals and assuming its more than one small box of matches. Give me a 250ct match box and you just made survival for the first 100 days a breeze. I dont have to stress manual fire building for the first few crucial days and can carry fire with me as I find a better campspot.
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>>690839348
>secure notches
hand saw seems legit for these "notches"
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>>690818556
Ayyy r u me?
That second one was easy tho
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>>690840044
Its from two different choose images.

>>690840158
Primers and powder are available in industrial amounts all over the country. Also it is a simple fact that there are more primers and powder available than bullets because each bullet has powder and primer in addition to the stock for reloading. Also a hull can effectively be reloaded by hand (although it is not easy) while a brass casing cannot reliably be reloaded without a press.
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>>690840627
You can make notches with a knife which is much more valuable or you can make notches with a hand made hatchet or just a god damned rock. Why waste a slot on a handsaw? It is a luxury.
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>>690840599
>pot to cook food and steam water. tarp over hung over the pot to catch steam with a rock placed so the tarp drops next to the pot to collect drinking water in some yet to be found container
know that boiling water for 5min makes it potable
the system you're planing on doing is for when you have nothing to boil water in or with and are relying on evaporation to separate the water from pollutants (salt, dirt, etc),and is not very effective for bacteria and small parasites
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>>690840275
deserted island usually means you can see the sun practically 99% of the day. Compass is just a luxury without having topographical maps to go along with it for specific navigation.Otherwise you could just use the sun and get a damn good idea which way youre heading.
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>>690821188

gf +18
books +4
gym + 5
kitchen +6
radio + 2

total = 35

trade $5mil to be a healthy and studious mfucker? easy.
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>>690822536
rell
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>>690841292
Boiling water doesn't desalinate it if there is no freshwater available.
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>>690841510
the deserted island is off the coast of the pacific northwest (washington, british columbia)
you get 7 hours of sunlight every year, and it is delivered randomly in 2 minute intervals
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>>690814836
anyone not saying knife is lost
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>>690815662
Underrated post.
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>>690842332
This anon gets it.

If you could only have one of those items, it should be the knife.
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>>690840774
Available in industrial amounts in cities where there are businesses that use or sell them, if you're in the middle of nowhere you're more likely to find ammo. I agree that the shotgun is useful, and more easily reloaded, what I'm trying to get at is that you're likely not going to be in a pinch, needing to reload shells. If you have access to primers and powder you'd have probably had access to ready made ammunition. The disparity in availability is not enough to justify that weapon choice. The M4 has optics that allow you to skip the binoculars later, the shotgun doesn't. The shotgun would be better close range, potentially taking out multiple targets in one shot, and in a dire situation where you're surrounded, may be the better choice, but that's a coin flip situation in the first place and it may not get you out alive. The M4 could be used for hunting from longer range if you need food, and may be fully auto, 3rb at least if it's an actual M4 and not an AR-15, this could be helpful in the aforementioned situation of you being surrounded.
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>>690841292
Actually 15 minutes of boiling to purify
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>>690822085
Frank
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>>690842278
if there is no fresh water available you are fucked
there is no way you'll be able to desalinate enough to keep yourself hydrated unless the pot is for an industrial kitchen
and even then it will work better as the catch basin than the evaporation pond
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>>690822536
roll
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>>690842332
>>690814836
knife;cooking pot;fishing rod;medkit
bonus for glycerin medkit. fuck the matches. few free fires + bandages
knife=gods tool
rod=food (island;obvious)
pot= water pot + cook pot+ general container (fire even)
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>>690822536
rellerino
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>>690842833
I agree. The obvious choice. Black Republicans are entertaining.
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>>690843066
shit...
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>>690842957
>>690842833
fishing rod? drink fishblood pussies
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>>690842797
>boil for 5 min
>kill 90% of bacteria
>use weakened 10% to build immunity
>after a while you won't need to purify your water
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>>690842753
knifebro hello
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>>690828979
>Never heard of a manual reverse osmosis distiller
MROD
Also, rainwater. Unless you are stuck in Diego Garcia
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>>690822367
>Loli +9
Playfull, DTF, Can learn and help shit.
The hipster, fatfuck and bealone would sink me down.
>Hatchet +4
Chop trees, coconuts, animals head, be a viking
(guns are loud and mono-use, knifes are lesser hatchets)
>Football +0
Free points. Weed are for losers, music is a bit useless.
>Medical kit+6:
Stay alive.
>No Snakes/Spiders +3
No wildlife ninjas poisoning you at night.
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>>690814836
Water purifier
Knife
Tarp
Tent
Or, if the option of escaping he island is available-
Raft
Fishing rod
Water purifier
Compass

>>690816885
C, the rifle. I'm a decent shot, I suppose.
D, crossbows seem less effective but you don't have limited ammo. Either reuse your arrows or maybe try and make some makeshift arrows, I suppose.
D. Machete. Fuck something up if you need to, but you can also chop small trees and plants if necessary.
C. Rope, I suppose. Not sure what to choose here, but basically anything but flashlight
Either B, bike, or C, tank. Bike if I plan on moving around a lot. Good traveling and not bulky. Tank, literally only for sleeping in or some shit. Shitty vehicle but it's safe as a home I guess.
A. Bear Grylls. He probably knows how to survive and live off the environment, which I don't. It's not about killing as many zombies as possible, but surviving- Terry Crews and Jason Statham could kick ass I guess, but not many times will you need to have hand-to-hand combat with a fucking zombie.

>>690822085
I choose Ali. Good pros, tolerable cons, and she'll help me find a girlfriend. Plus, I'm shit at decorating.

>>690822172
Green pill, flight. Would be convenient, as I don't even need to drive for 3 hours a day. Save on gas. The rest are useless to me, or I feel they'd make life boring or shitty.

>>690822367
Ugly bitch. Slightly annoying, but useful. And I don't need pussy when I'm busy trying to survive, I can fap.
2 guns. Hatchet would be very very useful, but with that ammo count.... I tell ugly bitch I only have one gun, and keep ammo. I don't trust her.
Football. Would love radio, but that would attract anything that hears it.
Pre-built shelter. I can't build shelter that will last that long. Having a good place to say sounds like it will save a lot of time.
Map of island. Obvious reasons

>>690822654
Disease immunity, painproof pill, and because I really don't need anything else, X-ray pill. Living a normal life, but slightly easier
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>>690815662
>>690820186
slightly underrated
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>>690821188
oh god. no money for what? a 10 year basement getaway?? 40 points kms
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>>690821188
I'll take like 10 points in that 1 point gun and try to escape
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>>690814836
Going to basics;
Knife, the one pictured looks like a Mora or similar which would certainly do, this is bushcraft/homesteading (shelter, fire, traps, etc.) so the ONE item to go for if you couldn't have anything else.
First aid kit, this one looks pretty complete, leaving aside medical emergencies can become critical it's a fuck ton of survival mats and a mini survival kit on it's own.
Water purifier, again, this covers a basic,
unfortunately it isn't a desalinator which would have fucking made things a lot easier in an island, but I'll take it, wáter is fucking priority.
Matches, would have much rather have had a bic lighter but I'll take what I can get, no point risking injury and wasting time using more primitive methods and since I'd be building a some sort of fire to signal for probable rescue an ignition source is esential.

Pot is the one ítem I'm not getting I'd miss the most but can make one burning the center of a block of Wood to carve a bowl, then use hot stones to boil wáter. Pretty confident I made the no nonsense choices.
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>>690814836
Can I just choose weed 4 times?
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>>690844630
How you gonna light up without matches?
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>>690821188
TV -7
Kitchen -6
Hygiene products -3
Gun -1
Girl -18
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>>690820186
Rated just about right
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>>690814836

>Matches
Making a fire is fucking hard if conditions are bad, even for experienced survivalists.

>First Aid Kit
Small infections can kill if untreated. Nature tends to bring injuries as well.

>Water Purifier
Fresh Water is not always available.

>Flare Gun
Inflatable raft has no chance of escape, but planes are more feasible.
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