>>690813935
Through a friend.

ask the polis

>>690813935
Find a black dude

>>690814849
Yeah I don't have any friends im single and live in texas if that helps

>>690815141
pual?

>>690815141
Just drive to Austin

Have friends

>>690815090
I honestly havent seen a black person in this town since I moved here (4 months)

>>690815141
Dallas?

>>690815401
Nevermind...

Where in Texas do you live? You can really find weed anywhere

If you are from the 619 area. I could hook you up if you meet me at a dispencery

Go walk downtown or sketchy area and start asking people if they know where to get some bud.

Has worked for me on multiple occasions

>>690815331
I'm about an hour away from Austin. But lets say I do get there, then what? Go to a sketchy neighborhood where I'll probably get robbed?

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>>690813935
Fuckin kids these days, can't even find drugs.

Look it's simple, stop trying to make shit complicated.

Go to whatever downtown area you have, you know, that places where lots of people just seem to be standing around, near parks, buildings ect. Look for someone with dreds, a bob marley shirt, or whatever bullshit that screams "I dont' work in an office" and make sure they have a back pack. Go talk to that fucker. Approch him and ask if he can help you out. If he says "Yea, wut you want?" then it's a go. If he just stares, walk away.

Worst fuckin case just walk around and ask people "do you like bob marley?"

Fucking try, learn to people.

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>>690815555

Come thru to austin, I got you on an ounce

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>>690815555
Nice try, DEA.

>>690815680
>>690815717
Okay now we're getting somewhere good, and im from 830 area btw

Easy to make.

Get a nice nug of some decent stuff.

Make wax with old shake and mid grade stuff. I use butane extraction since its easy.

Wrap nug in wax.

Roll in kief from your grinder (u do own a 3 chamber grinder don't you?).

Pinch off small piece and put in pipe.

They're called moon rocks around here.

$180 for an ounce if you're down to come get it

>>690815803
Dude shut up, I think someone told me to just buy a gram the first time from a new dealer cause thats a class c midemeanor and you just get fined like 500 bucks so thats probably what I'll do? Idk just in case

>>690815680
>so much autismo

>>690816082
Sorry, I'll only buy a gram for the first time not an ounce, thats too damn much, too risky

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>>690816163
It's also wise to start small to check for quality, flavor, if you like their shit or not, and to weigh it and see if you got dicked or not.

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>>690813935
Go to a college,
look for kids hanging out in large circles with long hair. More stereotypical will be wearing tie-dye, grateful dead, rasta colors, etc.
Just approach them normally, and just start talking to them. If they feel comfortable with you they'll ask if you want to smoke. Go from there.

>>690816163
Pretty smart actually, but you might want to look into the legality of it first and not take "someone's" word for it. Jus sayain.

Lol a gram? At least get a quarter ounce for $40

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>>690816243
That's how buying drugs works in the real world, asshat.

>>690815331
Live in Austin, can confirm streets are made of weed and hacky sacks. And our river is filled by the tears of countless terrible musicians.

>>690816587
the real world is subjective

your method isnt universal

>>690816587
>do you like bob Marley?

Yeah, if I was dealing and you come up to me with that, I would most likely fuck you up. Or rip you off

move to Colorado and buy some legally, dude

Go to Flamingo Cantina on 6th St. in Austin around 10 PM tomorrow, there;ll be tons of people smoking.

>>690813935
If you have a college near you, ask around there

craigslist

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what I have always done and what always works is ask a prostitute where u can get some, if you throw her a few bucks she will definitely get it for you and she is less dangerous than a man.

Go to North austin, go to rundberg and ask around

>>690816481
>>690816748
Okay so I think I may just go to san marcos, its closer than austin and I should be able to find a 420 friendly looking dude pretty quick right? Its a college town too..damn im kinda nervous though

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>>690815555

>>690813935
Work, school, friend, party.

>>690815680
Yeah...wouldn't do that

>>690817366
>can't get weed
>can definitely get a hooker

I fucking hate summer

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I'm broke and need money for food and partying supplies (friend's having a party and cant afford weed or beer). PLease
bit coin address (remove spaces).

thank you bros, love you. I can't tell you grateful I'd be if you'd donate me something.

1EpVFPQGLPh app1phDRPdxm F21CucUtz35

>>690817395
San Marcos is filled with cops, they'll know you're not from around there and you'll have a high chance of getting pulled over

>>690815926
He's asking where to get weed what's the point in telling him that when he doesn't have weed?

ask a hooker man Ive done it many many times and it always works because hookers are all drug addicts

>>690817765
sent you 10 bitcoin ;)

Just go into a 'local' bar and ask the bartender. They usually get kick backs from the dealers.

>>690817765
sent.

>>690815680
>"do you like bob marley?"
all the fucking keks
please tell me this is bait right?
hell even if it isn't bait, still funny as fuck
>"do you like bob marley?"
ah man, good fucking times man good times

ask people at a skatepark or something

>>690817765
$600 coming your way

>>690817765
Just sent you 15 bits anon

>>690817765
no problem broino sent you the monino

>>690817779
Shit maybe you're right..but honestly I'd risk it for just a fine.

>>690817765
No problem anon hope you get better sent you the dosh

>>690817074
You sound really scary I bet the kids run from you

>>690817765
Only have a few dollars to spare but hope it helps.

>>690818046
>>690818078
>>690818172
>>690818198
>>690818227
>>690818304
Thanks /b/ros, I love you!!!

>>690817765
Thats sad to hear bro, money sent.

anyone here in 864 area? greenville/spartanburg/greer etc.

>>690816341
Pussy

>>690817765
Dont spend it all on one cp board

>>690813935
Just go to the weed store that is on every street corner

> shit I forgot not everyone lives in beautiful Washington state

>>690817765
Sent b/row

>>690815680
Someone screencap this beautiful piece of summer autism

>>690818271
Believe me, they've stopped a lot of my friends down there, it's better you come to Austin, I know a lot of dealers

>>690815555
Quads, must be true...

>>690817765
$700 pending you'll get it within the hour ;))))

Donate some money for me ;~;
https://www.paypal.me/High420

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>>690818386
>>690818558
>>690818579
>>690818720
Love you my friends!!! <333

>>690818046
>>690818078
>>690818172
>>690818198
>>690818227
>>690818304
>>690818386
>>690818558
>>690818579
>>690818720
SAMEFAG

>>690817765
€20 just sent

>>690818602
But it's an hour away mannn I dont wanna have to drive an hour ever weekend to get weed bro

Luckily my uncle hooks me up

>>690818922
I'd drive to you if you'd buy at least an ounce off me

>>690818577
Lucky sonofabitch, one day Texas will legalize.. one day

>>690818829
Not quite.
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SAMEFAG

>>690817082
No, we're full here. Stay where you are, and try the method already mentioned of asking if the rastaman likes Bob Marley.

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>>690818829
no (you)!!!

>>690817395
If you go to San Marcos go to Texas Tech and take a glassbottom boat ride. Shit is pretty fun.

>>690819095
No that's not me

>>690813935
There are 3 steps to finding a dealer.
Step 1: Get bleach
Step 2: Drink bleach
Step 3: Wait for results

>>690819174
I know, its me.

>>690819038
That's seriously freaking tempting dude but I can't even afford to spend more than 20 right now

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>>690815680
>Goes to that person
>Says, "Dude, do you have the stuff"
>That guy says, "What stuff?"
>Says, "The marijuana stuff bro"
>Ok, you are now under arrest
tfw that was a buy bust operation

>>690818922
Where you at? New Braunfels? San Antonio?

>>690819164
Okay? Lol thanks for that suggestion

>>690813935
You can try 420chan.org to find someone in your area but they don't have classifieds.

>>690818922
Just buy in bulk every month

>>690819456
New braunfels

>>690817395
>>690817089
Replying to myself because this is a guaranteed way to find bud. I wouldn't go to San Marcos since school is out. I know theres still people there, but not nearly as many as during the school year.

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What about as a Norwegian? I know a friend of a friend who has a hook-up, but it feels awkward just asking for personal use.

>>690819106
Kek. Can you picture a guy coming up to you asking if you like Bob Marley?

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>>690813935
There are services on craigslist (at least where I live). They deliver or you can pick up. Most ask for a Medical Card but you can usually get around that. If you're sketched out by this you can have them meet you at a grocery store parking lot and have a look at them before they even see you because they usually tell you what car they will be driving. These aren't sketchy drug dealers they are usually small companies. This is how I get my bud because my old dealer was either always out or I never got a response from him.

>>690819347
Why come on here asking for weed if you can't even afford more than 20 worth

If anything go to San Marcos and walk around texas state, you'll find a dealer in no time

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>>690815555

>>690817765
WTF??? How is this nigger getting money just by begging and when I ask in a thread people call me a fag? Fuck you niggers

>>690819626
You can find it in San Antonio. Austin is mostly just dro. You can get the cheap shit in San Antonio. Try craigslist search friends 420 friendly. Actually finding a dealer is different. Commerce and 24th street area usually has dudes selling different shit but its a sketchy area. I pulled into a self car wash place like after midnight to turn around and this guy popped out asking me if I wanted to buy. I just took off.

>>690815555
Oh my god, I got Quads lol.
No but im being serious, if your from san diego an need weed speak up add me on steam. I get medi quality

>>690820116
Yeah dude I think I will, thanks.

Use the internet OP

>>690820444
That's what I'm doing..

>>690820230
lmfao you don't think people seriously sent money to him right? this meme is as old as /b/.

Also, when you beg, be less of a faggot.

Why the fuck wouldn't people use the ToR nowadays? It is so fucking easy and safe to use and 100% more safe than finding drugs on the street. You get the best prices, by far superior quality, I just don't understand????

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>>690819738
det er bare business, nå vet ikke jeg hvor mye erfaring du har med den slags. men tro meg, en dealer er glad bare han får pusha sakene sine :)

og vennen av vennen din er bare glad for å hjelpe, bare sørg for å gjøre det jævla subtilt. ikke send de meldig å spør "kan du hooke meg opp med shit?"

presenter deg, fortell h*n at du er kompisen til kompisen hans. deretter kan du spørre om han kan hjelpe. å husk; ikke gjør det over telefon, facebook chat eller snapchat.

>>690817721
>implying you cant order a hooker online without risk

But a hooker is likely to rip you off so dont do it

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>>690817395
Why do you want to smoke weed if you have no friends? Its a social drug.

>>690820230
Shut up faggot

>>690820726
altså... IKKE over telefon, MEN messenger eller snapchat

>>690819347
you shouldn't be buying any recreational things if you cant spare 20 bucks... work on your finances first

>>690820558
See I would believe that if there was only one person saying they gave him money but multiple people said it which means it's very likely that someone did send him money. Smh

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>>690819347
You must be young.

Protip, dealers FUCKING HATE IT when you only buy single grams at a time.

I used to do that shit when i was young. Would scrounge all day for some cash to buy a gram for me and my friends.

Most times when they ask what you need and you say " uh about 20 worth "

They fucking delete your number and never fucking talk to you again.

>>690820815
>Its a social drug.
are you 11 years old?

>>690820815
Is this bait? I don't need friends I need weed fam

>>690820815
i enjoy it more without friends around to distract me and say dumb shit.

>>690820815
Not a social drug retard. I can smoke weed all day and everyday and don't need to see anyone and still have a blast

>>690821073
Lol that's why I was offering him a quarter zip for $40

>>690821020
>>690821020
The summer is strong in you newfriend

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>>690821020
how do you know all of those werent me?

>>690820726
takk pappa!

>>690821073
When I was dealing i loved selling $20 grams, easy money.

>>690813935
Go on yik yak, ask for some dank, exchange snapchat info, then go and buy some drugs. I've had 100% success this way, even found a guy who makes gummie edibles

>>690821073
take notes kids

only place you'll find 1's are at concerts and festivals and such. pushers want a reliable customer, somebody who gets a week worth at a time. that way they push more, quicker, and less risk of getting caught.

if you're a minor, you might as well forget about it.
you'll get the worst of the worst if you ever get any, unless you're really fucking lucky.

>>690821426
$20 grams lol I haven't heard of $20 Gs since like 2008 I guess it depends where you're from too

>>690821409
>takk pappa!
ingen problem gutten min, glad du spurte!

håper du fikk svar på det du lurte på.

>>690821426
Well yeah, if you are selling bullshit weed to stupid kids.