>>690809495
Your dad's dick so you don't exist.

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>>690809495
It would be a dildo, duh.

the treaty of versailles

>>690809675
win

>>690809675

This.

Good job /b/ro.

>>690809495
All boats would be dildos. It would be like boats were never thought of in their current form and the world somehow all agreed on everyone riding giant dildos together across the seas. Dildo boats.

The ice pick used to kill Trotsky

>>690809675
Rekd

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What made the dinosaurs extinct

I can see the headlines already! "Kennedy assassinated with a dildo this evening"

>>690809495
Replace the entire mainframe for the first setup that housed the Internet.

>>690810296
Kek, I'd replace Jack Ruby's .38 snub with a 15" black double-ender.

>>690810296
came here to post this

Lightbulb

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/b/ this asshole is harrassing good cute woman. Who are ours. On top of that hes a dirty fat weab bitch who complains about being a richfag. If anyome can please knock him down. https://www.instagram.com/msdvntrs/ pic related this is the faggot

>>690809675
FPBP

The siege of stalingrad

>>690810296
Great minds think alike.

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>>690809718
kek
>>690810660
i think you dont know how networks work
>>690809495
i would change pic related

Longinus' spear

>>690809495
that's a sexy dildo :v

guns

Iphone to idildo

The Enola Gay

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>>690810175
Kek

The eiffel tower.
Just this massive, flesh colored dildo in the middle of the city that people travel to. You'd ride the lift to the top and take photos to show your folks back home. You'd tell them of the amazing dildo tower of Paris, and they would be so happy. And the tourism industry would sell little dildo replicas that tourists of all ages would take home to place on their desks and show off at work or school. When it was origianlly build for the world fair, some wanted it taken down, but now eveyone is happy to have the giant dildo of Paris. I just hope that no terrorists will attack this unique symbol of french history and pride.

the statue of liberty. think of it, the french giving america pieces of a giant dildo to show to people entering "the land of the free"

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>>690809495
The bottom guy obviously

Not sure what this cartoon would be like then, but the world would be a better place

>>690809495
Queen of England

>>690809495
All whites

>>690809759
I think it was, I mean, it fucked Germany pretty hard

>>690811686
kek

>>690811686
>The term originally referred to the large cabinets called "main frames" that housed the central processing unit
>and main memory of early computers.
>Later, the term was used to distinguish high-end commercial machines from less powerful units
>By the 1980s, many mainframes supported graphical terminals, and terminal emulation
>but not graphical user interfaces.
>This format of end-user computing reached mainstream obsolescence in the 1990s
>due to the advent of personal computers provided with GUIs.

>1983
>ARPAnet adapted to TCP/IP and inherits new topologies for networks, intended for use by consumers, corporate
>entities, and government entities along with the advent of the PC
>the majority of computers were giant machines in the basements of big companies who didn't believe in the concept of the Internet
>including the home of the ARPAnet
>by 1985 home PCs could use the new "Internet" via TCP/IP and what would later become ISPs

ur a shit

The holy lance.

the declaration of independence - a dildo would be more dramatic
> I DECLARE AMERICA AS AN INDEPENDENT STATE!
> *PLOPP*
> (popps dildo on the table)
> (it´s swinging in the rhythm of the wind blowing)
> *winkle winkle*

>>690812660
I don't understand the need for this. I mean seriously i am off topic but i wish to ask why did words like sandnigger,paki,brown,nigger,yellow,curry,black originate and exist only in the west?

My trousers.

>>690812965
holy shit, lel

>>690811690
Ha! Best post.

>>690809759

But that already turned Germany into a pathetic dildo, like it became again after they lost WWII.

>>690809495

The bullet that killed JFK

The planes of 9/11

The great pyramids of Gizah

>>690809495
The Prophet Muhammed

>>The thing your mother rode on the night of your conception

>>690809495

The little girl Prophet Muhammed fucked.

>>690813685
Because racism started in the west. The word racist is in there DNA.

>>690809675
/thread

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Everything

>>690814362
Excuse me? There's quite some evidence that skin colour was important in Ancient Egypt too.

the blades of the propeller of the first plane

Leonardo Dicaprio's Oscar

>>690814194
>>690814314
Perfect example of how they treated the blacks in the past and now they hate Muslims in the present with the same mindset.

>>690814194
this

Brutus' knife

>>690814625
Ancient Egypt? Yeh you got that right"ancient" so ancient i never heard about it nor care white man

>>690809495

the apple the eve ate, making it the forbidden dildo that she shouldn't have fucked her asshole with

>>690814020
>>690814194
read the thread, faggots

>>690815171
That doesn't even qualify as bait.

>>690809495
The cross Jesus of N. was crucified on...
Would be fucking cool to have churches with giant dildos instead of crosses
Virgins having little dildos on silver chains around their necks
Vampires cowering in fear, when someone shows them a dildo.

>>690814925

shut up sandnigger, please get in line with the rest of the sub-humans while the white male keep winning

I'd replace the asteroid that collided with Earth that allegedly formed the moon with a regular 16 inched dildo.

>>690815020
Oh to be fatally stabbed with a dildo. Where was he stabbed this time?

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>>690809495
My dick, so that I become a girl.

>>690814625
>>690813685
>>690814362
>>690815171

Things like West and East aren't very important. The world is a sphere-type thingy. Everywhere is west.

This idea that west or east is of any importance is why racism exists.

We, as a species, tend to readily differentiate and separate ourselves from each other. We want to make sure you know that we are and not there, you are there and not here. These differences are very important to us. You are you, I am me. We are different colors/nationalities/height/weight whatever.

Eh.

>>690815020
Wouldnt make much of a difference since it was like six-seven guys that stabbed dear ol' Julius

>>690815509
No seriously enlighten me? If skin color was ancient how is it still important today in America? How are you justifying ancient Egypt skin importance with modern American racism?

>>690811436
not your personal army

>>690815556
kek, good one.

>>690816397
I fail to see how I need to justify that. You said "racism started in the west", but it didn't - it was around in Egypt when Europe was populated by neanderthals and Egypt built pyramids.

>>690816397
ID TURN RACISM INTO A DILDO

>>690816311
>>690815509
Check the thread and you will see real life racism. The difference is you think im a paki and i need to change. I consider myself a world citizen and youd be surprised of my nationality but thats a different topic

>>690817124
Newfriend, you aren't on tumblr now. If you wanna be an SJW warrior, please gtfo.

>>690809495
The arrow that killed Harold godwinson in 1066
>>690809675
Fucking savage

>>690816931
ID TURN YO DICK INTO A DILDO

>>690811111

>>690817319
Just fucking admit you started racism

the knife that killed my mom, it wouldn't kill her and i'd have a good non-depressing life.

>>690811436
Dont whiteknight anon. I'm guessing you have a thing for "good cute woman" and perhaps you've even told her you'll 'take care of' this other guy for her.

protip: Don't be a doormat or a martyr for some girl just cos she gives you time of day. If anything, you doing this for her will make you seem less valuable to her, cos you did it for her at no cost to her. in her mind, that makes you easy to manipulate and increases the level of pity she will feel for you. pity is the worst thing a woman you like can feel for you.

If she wasn't already fucking you before now, this isn't going to get you any closer to her pink inbox, only put yourself further out of the running.

OP

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>>690810175

>>690816311
Jesus faggot, don't encourage them.

>>690818040
I..... I started racism. My bad faggot.

>>690818040
Why should I admit something there is proof against? Akhenaten's sun hymn is evidence enough.

>>690818787
>>690818853
My bad faggots. I meant modern racism. Why the fuck would i be be concerned about"ancient" Egyptian skin color?

>>690819131
Keep on being an illiterate fuck who can't even use a simple word like "racism" right, nigger.

the moon

>>690819131
You know that by attributing the founding of modern racism to the West, you're just subscribing to an euro-centric school of thought that blinds you to everything, dontcha?

>>690819342
Yes English is my language i need to be grammatically correct to qualify as human. Lol perfect example of white racism here

>>690819631
Funny how you're assuming English is my first language.

>>690819506
calm down there, Huey

>>690819845
WE GOTTA FIGHT BACK

>>690819506
>>690819631
>>690819742
>>690819131
>>690819342
What the fuck, anons. I came here for dildo jokes and this is what I find? Shame on you.

>>690819742
No im pretty sure you're assuming English is my first language or it should be to qualify to post?

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Resident DickFarmer checking in! If i could change one thing in history it would be that instead of all the history books showing dudes in wigs. ...they had dildo hats.

>>690819631
Guys, I don't know how this pedo worshipping camel fucker figured it out but he's clearly onto us.

We'll talk about it at the next meeting. We should be able to find time after we choose the next false flag "extremist".

>>690820058
Ehr... So you interpret my hit at you using terms you don't even comprehend how to use as a hit against your language skills? Well, that was a double fail by you then, nigger.

>>690820084
lel'd

The Crusades.

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>>690809495
The Holy Grail

>>690820218
Yes totally so English is your language and not mine so triple whammy i still can make a point and you still need to prove ya English skills but not the point. Point being speaking correct English is your forte mine is the point.

>>690820218
*Err... So you interpret me attacking you, using terms you don't even comprehend, as an attack on your language skills? Well, you double-failed, then, nigger.

>>690820763
Deus Vox Mentula

>>690809495
Holy Grail.

>>690821040
The comma splice on that last sentence gave me cancer.

>>690810175
You can't make Jesus's dad a dildo.

>>690821033
Yes, totally. So English is your fist language, but not mine? So triple whammy! I can still make my point, and you still need to prove your level of English, but I digress. My point is: Speaking correct English is your forte, mine is making a point.

>>690809495
the declaration of independance

>>690821268
Shit, you're right. I should see a radiologist.

JFK's murder weapon

>>690821821
>>690821092
read the thread

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This grill

>>690821489
Opening a sentence with the word 'so' is almost always redundant and it can almost always be eliminated without impacting the meaning.

Verbally it's much more useful but only because it gives one time to plan out what to say and sounds better than 'ummmm'.

>>690809495
france, 1789, the guillotine

>>690809759
Wow, still remember that from 7th grade history, how many weeks ago was that?

"Carrying his own dildo,he went out to the place of the Skull(which in Aramaicis called Golgotha).There they crucified him, and with him two others—one on each side and Jesus in the middle."

The huge asteroid that will smash into Earth will actually be a dildo that will enter the north pole and poke out the south pole. Then gravity will still influence the dildo. As it exits the south pole gravity will haul it back.. too far.. then back. Fucking Earth like an apple.

>>690821489
Another perfect example how whites think speaking correct English is a virtue. So again English is thous first language. Mine is just a point to be made in English.point being you will always win in English but not the point.
>>690822004

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>>690809718

>>690822119
>lol he remembers an important historical document
>what a fucking underage fag

this is you

>mfw a potentially really funny and original thread about turning things into dildos is now a discussion on racsim started by either a tumblr tier sjw faggot, a sandnigger or a masterb8r.

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>>690809495
Replace the first cross used in crucifixion. Romans instead inspired to impale their enemies on large dildos to punish and to serve as warning to all who would oppose them.

>>690809495
the cross they hung jesus on

that way everyone would be wearing necklaces, earrings, rings, etc of little gold dicks or necklaces of jesus impaled on a dildo

>>690822721
Another perfect example of whites thinking that speaking English correctly is a virtue. Again, English is not my first language. I'm just tying to make a point, and I just happen to do so in English; namely: You will always win when it comes to English, but not when it comes to bringing your point across.

>>690823168
Check out
>>690822577

>>690823160
>>690823168
read the thread, or contibute something original to a post, like
>>690822577

The iwo jima flag pole

>>690823697
you mean hiroshima?

>>690823811
No. I mean iwo jima.