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What do you say when you're ejaculating?


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What do you say when you're ejaculating?
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bubba
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in your pussy
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>>690805466
hnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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>>690805466
too late too pull out now, bitch
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Allahu Ackbar
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Awww shit, not like this. Fuck.
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>Ooga booga here comes big balooga
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>>690805466
Here I cum! I am Cinn A. Mon!
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aaaand boom goes the dynamite
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>>690805466
"hey woowee" then i also make retarded loooking faces as i cum
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Rinnng dink din dink dink ki din din. -Fox
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>>690805466
don't tell mommy
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Pip pip! What a show!
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>>690805466
LEEEEROOOOOY JEEEKIIIIINS!
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>>690805466
CYKA
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>>690805466
I don't give a bitch enough to catch the bus and when I see the semen I'm leavin' bitches be schemin' I kid you not!
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>>690805466
yup!
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>>690806174
nice
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>>690806594
>underrated post
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MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE, YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
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>>690805466
Hnnnngggnngggnngnnnn aaah.
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here comes the goo!
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I wub like zoidberg
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>>690805466

POW! RIGHT IN THA KISSER.
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>>690805466
I don't say a thing
only crazy people talk to themselves
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>>690805466
I just remembered.

I hate people. This is disgusting. I'm going to do something else now.
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God Bless America
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I'm BATMAN!!!!!!!
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Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
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MEEDLYMEEDLYMEEDLYMOWWWWWWWOWOWOW
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>>690805466

Yes mommy.
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>>690805826
Lost
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Ughhhh yeah I swear im not gay
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Money's on the table
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Banana
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I am arrive in cat.
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oh ok
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>>690805466
bazinga!
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Why would i say something, there's never somebody to hear me
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every time i try my best to copy the sound of this guy
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Banana banana potassium banana
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for satan
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>>690805466
aaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLULULULULULULULULULULUUUU
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>>690805466
I love you mom
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>>690805466
HODOR!
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It's only salty milk sweety!
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>>690805466
she cumm me
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i'm fucking cumming
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>>690805466
Sorry dad, i thought you were asleep
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Nothing, cause I'm an Aspie and prefer very little social contact and to talk as little as possible
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>>690805466
Oh! Oh! Oh, I'm fairly confident I'm going to ejaculate. I'm releasing some of my seminal fluids inside of you now!
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>>690805466
Oops
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I'm sorry mom
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>>690805466
Kek'd and Chek'd
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ฮฉฯ‰ ฮฝฮฑฮน, ฯ€ฮฑฯฯ„ฮฑ ฮผฯ‰ฯฮท ฮฑฯฯฯ‰ฯƒฯ„ฮท!
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male privileeeeeegeeeeeeeeee
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Match my donation to bernieee
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excelsior
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lm vegan
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Here i cum,again on my own...
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Estoy eyaculando!!!
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>>690805466

i growl so i dont really say anything

i had quincys when i was younger so and when it was operated on it was kinda a flip of a coin how much damage had been done and now something about the full body spasm and my throat moving turns my breaths into growls. gf thinks its cute though so cant complain
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Skeep bop a loo bop, a wop bam boom
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Mmmm, tasty.
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>>690809563
Jajajajajajaja
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done goofed, sorry
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nnnnnggggghhh
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>>690805466
First they take the shleem...
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>>690805466
You can stop now mom
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>>690805466
Ohhh winning!
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>>690805466

DOOT DOOT!
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hhhhhhhhh
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Poffarbacco mi รจ esploso il pacco
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HADOUKEN
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"I've been day drinking"
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Robble Robble!
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amina koyim
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uuh haah hah huh
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LEGENDARY!!!!
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Kaaameeehaaameeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>690811900
Mods....?
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Forgive me father
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that's a feminine penis right
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>>690805466

Latley?

HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR
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>>690812237
forgot name but she's like 30 years old or something
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>>690812237
>>690812730
Monroe
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>>690805466
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
(I'm the Scatman)
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
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>>690812940
k my bad, got baited
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