>>690803592
Be sociable
Have money
be attractive
Send Sexy picture without a dick
Then say I show you mine if you show me yours

Why have a gf if you can just fuck randoms and have fuck buddies instead?
The single life is awesome, why waste your sex life only on one girl?
Don't tell me you believe in love or some bullshit.

>>690803592
>Money
Thats all

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>>690804320
what IS love anyway?

>>690803592
Hae a big enough dick to make up for being ugly as fuck. That or lower standards till you get the girl that is willing.

>>690803592
The D.E.N.N.I.S. system, /thread.

>>690804658
Lua?

>>690804658
Its when baby don't hurt you.

>>690805148
Don't hurt you.... no more

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>>690803592
alcohol

>>690803592
If you're an American, I hear you can order a bride from undeveloped countries. They get a green card and you get a gf.

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>Bitch better come over to my house before I slap you silly

>>690803592
>>690804658
/ss/ thread?

Don't do it. Its overrated.

Focus on becoming a rich playboy and just bang models on the casual.

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>>690807327
yes

>>690804320
>why waste your sex life only on one girl
guaranteed sex

>>690808871
Really? Well let me tell you that it's not true at all.
Bitches have all sort of emotional problems very often, then they don't want to fuck and expect you to give them your attention all the time assuring that everything is and will be ok, the longer the relationship lasts, the more they are like this, this is why people joke that there's no sex after marriage. It's completely not like that. And before you even start with
>only dumb girls are like that
Let me tell you, I checked even with the crazy ones. It's the same.

>>690803592
sell your soul and happieness to someone who does not love you...

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>>690807910
Why u don't have a older GF yet?

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>>690803592
Pic very related

>>690803592

stop posting shit picture like this.

>>690809662
only dumb girls ARE like that though, stupid anon.

>>690803592
>>690804658
>>690807910
More like this?

lower your standars

>>690803592
>First step: go outside.

What is love

>>690810237
Of course you are totally different. Post tits or fuck off basic bitch.

>>690810466
I'm a man....

>>690810606
Sex is not guaranteed. It's better to have a few friends+, more fun and no drama.

>>690810877
That works when you're young and at least semi-attractive. Once that changes, you better be rich or it ain't gonna work anymore.

>>690810877
till you realize you are still alone inside and it's all shallow dry meaningless sex. been there done it it blows. but finding a girl who's worth marrying nowadays is hard AF, i'll give you that, but it's totally worth it.

>>690811233
You can be attractive to bitches because of intellectual achievements and there are desperate milfs willing to be fwb with you too. Being rich always help.

>>690811302
You're one of the people that preach about marriage being awesome and shit.
It's all bullshit, an unnecessary formality in 21st century.
Love is also bullshit. Sex is awesome and as long as it's fun between you two, there's nothing else that matters. When you feel alone, just find another girl to spend nice time with, you don't have to fuck all the time, enjoy life with different people.

>>690811730
>You can be attractive to bitches because of intellectual achievements
kek
No, anon. Just no.

>>690811880
Just look at all these art students willing to do extra shit for their music profesor supervisors.
There are plenty girls like this.

>>690812128
That's an attraction to power, kid. Not intellect.

>>690811730
you're probably a faggot who just wants the easy way out. it's why you keep going to ho's who treated you like shit. now you think every woman is a ho and to protect yourself you've convinced yourself you're better off this way.
>if you do it right marriage is totally worth it
>most fags get lazy and don't do it right

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>>690811730
M'lady

>>690804320
There is quite a lot of people for who meeting new faces is exhausting. Having stable people in life is important to them.

>>690812260
Intellect is power, "kid".

>>690812293
Keep spouting that marriage activist shit, idgaf

>>690812378
Fuck your fedora

>>690812380
Living with someone you just met, because meeting other people is exhausting and not even knowing if it's the right person - this can also be exhausting as fuck.

>>690812678
>Intellect is power
Yeah just look at all those bitches on Einstein and Hawking's nuts.

You got a lot to learn, faggot.

>>690813012
>implying Einstein wasn't alpha as fuck.

>>690812678
>because meeting other people is exhausting
Its a point. And also far expensive.

>>690813220
If meeting people is exhausting to you then a gf is not what will work for you anyway. She will meet new people, you will be exhausted by it and possibly jealous and insecure. Hookers.

step 1: have a nice face
step 2: talk to girl

>>690813220
that's why you're supposed to date while young and marry eventually and then get rich together.

>>690813704
>get rich together
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Get off 4chan
>Go outside
>Talk to girl
It's literally that simple. I'm a troglodyte and have a gf that lives with me that's 6/10. If I can do it so can you stop being such a pussy bitch.

>>690813491
>not marrying an introverted female who is also exhausted by meeting new people.
going out and meeting new people all the time is also expensive
>>690813850
nigga it's what I did. not my fault that you're to stupid to figure out the system, and find you a good girl

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>>690803592
I could get you one plus magic powers

>>690814031
You try too hard to convince me that marriage is not shit.
If it works for you then cool, have fun while it lasts.
Just don't make another "bitch cheated on me" thread in the future on /b/.

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>>690809922
Don't think I haven't been trying.
>tfw no qt dominant milf gf
>>690814143
You left out the part about the pink dress.

1. Get chloroform
2. Get rag.
3. Get rope.
4. Soak rag in chloroform.
5. Tie noose in rope. Attach to sturdy beam.
6. Put noose around your neck for safekeeping.
7. Inhale chloroform.

Thanks, and have a great time!

>>690814352
marriage done correctly isn't shit.

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>>690814638
The dress can be any colour you want

>>690814705
worked well for me

>>690814840
>color
>using unnecessary "u"s

>>690814803
Marriage can't be done correctly. Why would you need any formal approval of your relationship?
Why not just live together instead?
There's no alimony or economy risk.

>>690815085
>tax break
>shared everything
>it's more symbolic than anything
>again you do it right there's no risk
>living together unmarried is a sin anon

>>690804320

>find cool girl
>make sure she likes girls
>date said girl
>you both fuck girls together

>profit??

>worked for me, why have just one, when you get have one who lets you fuck them all too!

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>>690815030
Sorry Americans don't get to be magical girls

>>690814840
Oh.. I never actually watched the whole thing anyways. But boys in skirts are gay, anon.
>>690815030
Maybe he's English?
Maybe you should wish that he wouldn't use them?

>>690815588
>English people can't even their own language
>most cuck nation ever

>>690815413
>shared everything
I don't want to

>it's more symbolic than anything
In other words, unnecessary

>again you do it right there's no risk
There's always risk she'll turn out to be a bitch

>living together unmarried is a sin anon
COME ON SERIOUSLY?

>>690815438
She fucks other guys too probably. Because why the fuck not? Since you're not loyal to each other, then why the fuck marry in the first place?
There's so much bullshit you have to deal with having a wife, like the emotional support and drama I wrote earlier.