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These are my new neighbors, I really want to hook up with one of them but I am nervous about how to approach them. We get along and I don't want to make things awkward. The one on the left is 18, one on the right is 20.
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>>690794292
holy fucking shit, you just struck a gold-mine
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>>690794512
right?
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>>690794292
How old are you, OP?
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>>690794562
the question is, how do we go about this? He said that they don't get along, maybe give them a welcoming gift or something, to make it neutral ground so that he can advance. A barbeque including the community is a good choice.
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>>690794669
19
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>>690794292
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>>690794828
when did I ever say we don't get along? I said we DO get along. And they have been over for a bbq already
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>>690795093
ah right, sorry misread the title. Any ideas of your own?
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No chance, anon. They're looking for older dudes with money.
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>>690795187
I was thinking of asking them to come over to chill and have a beer when my parents aren't around.
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how is your social status OP?
0 to 10?
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>>690795393
probably 7.5-8
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>>690794933
Post pic of yourself so we can be honest with you about embarrassing yourself.
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>>690795011
fuck off underage summer
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>>690795280
first of all, choose one, dont try on both
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>>690794933
Dang, so you're right in the middle. This could go either way. Perhaps a community thing like >>690794828 mentioned? Or what about your family welcomes their family? I don't know, just throwing out ideas.
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>>690795619
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>>690795699
Dubs confirm this. You're gonna have to eventually choose one. Hang out with both of them, and if you can, hang out with each one individually to see which one you really end up being attracted to.
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Post more
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>>690796191
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>>690795961
Kek. That was a good thread
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>>690795699
This
>>690795916
I don't want to get your hopes up, but you might have a chance depending on wether she's even looking for some D right now.
You also don't belong here, normie.
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>>690795961
Yeah idk man, go for it though you have nothing to lose
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>>690796274
The younger one is 10/10
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>>690796443
What makes me a normie?
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>>690796626
She's who I want the most
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>>690795961
first drop the glasses, get contact lenses, believe me you would look much better with them and start to wear better clothes and lift more and than you can think of hooking up with them. How old are you anyway?
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>>690794292
again with this shitty thread?
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>>690796821
like i said, I'm 19
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Go for the younger. You being older might appeal if your in college and she's still in high school.
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>>690795525
ok, 5/10 (you started this thread, keep it real)
invite a few friends (that have lower social status than you do) for a bbq. go over to them and say you'll be loud yada yada and "reluctantly" invite them over

learn how to dress, get better frames or contacts
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>>690797023
I'm going to be a sophmore in college, she is gonna be a frosh
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>shitposting intensifies
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>>690794292
Damn, the left is 10/10. Right 9/11
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>>690797081
I got contacts, don't worry hahaaa
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>>690797336
because you come in and raid every thread, I'm just trying to get advice
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>>690794292
How many times have you posted this thread now? 40? 50? 100?

Shit, son. The foreveralone is strong in this one.
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Give me their contact information, OP. I'll do some scouting for you and ill let you know which way is best to approach without stealing either of them for myself or fucking it up for you in any way whatsoever.
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>>690795280
WARNING:this will only work if you are physically attractive. Either of those girls are fucking 10/10 which means they can pull 10/10 guys.

Invite them both over but go for the younger one. The 20 year old could/will snag much older/wealthier guys. Compliment them both but be extra nice to the older one. If you get the older one to like you as a friend she will speak on your side to the younger one.

>Ohh I like anon, he's so cute, and I think he likes you.

Its just like being nice to the ugly girl in the group when pulling women at the bar. They are always the one to cock block. If you get the sister on your side you are golden.

If you have a big dick/really good in bed the younger will tell the older one.
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>>690796969
>like i said, I'm 19
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>>690797533
>one person
>raid
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Dude, if i had such neighboorhood. :) If you want just to fuck them - don't be fucking yourself, act like you care sexually but never say it loud, it will come slightly when the time comes also be brave and act like fucking best guy in the world, always doing something, always busy because of very exciting and UNUSUALLY things + ask by the way if she wants to be your companion in one of your trips + be mysterious but confident and decent. XD You know, like these all men in movies, cause you just want to fuck them, who cares what will happen next. I dont recommend relationships just because she's hot as fuck.
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>>690796626
>>690796812
This
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Guy up speaking about pull/push is right, listen, maybe read more about it.
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>>690795961
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING WHITE BOY?

NIGGA YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE STRAIGHT FROM THE WONDER YEARS
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>>690798948
:(
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>>690798495
Nice
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here are all of them
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>>690799697
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>>690799697
The one on the right is 10/10
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>>690800273
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>>690800273
the one on the right is 13...
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>>690794292
I was about to reply with some advice and then it dawned on me: I haven't got a clue.
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