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Anons describe games poorly and others try to guess which one it is.

>Chimps fighting against pirates

Pic unrelated
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>>690774771 >>690774771

>>690774771 >>690774771
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>>690781829
monkey island?
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>supposed create families and buildings
>put people through sadisitc torture instead
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>>690781829
Shrek it Ralph
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>>690781829
Donkey Kong Island

>Build a city.
>Go to war.
>Oh, noes! India has nukes.
>Die horribly.
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>>690782620
Sims
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>>690783843
Yep
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>land pirate kidnaps people with balloons
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>>690783620
Civ4
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>>690783620
Civ

Hours of gathering
Finally done
two c4 ruins it all.
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>>690783620
It's called Donkey Kong Country but whatever
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>ground niggers
>ground niggers are driven to near extinction by subterranean mutant niggers
>chainsaws
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>fall from sky
>kill undead people
>die
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>Big Booms
>Stuck in Hole
>Come out hole
>Giant Dumb People
>Find Stuff
>Can't Get Back in Hole
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>You wake up confused
>The sun is getting hotter
>Now your in a city
>You broke the map
>It wasn't who you thought it was
>game over
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>>690784858
Fallout
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>Meet random people on the internet
>Communicate poorly in game
>Get abused for over 30 minutes
>repeat
>hehe xd
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>>690785363
every moba ever
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>>690784555
GoW
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>>690785363
4chan isn't a game
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>>690781829
black suit guy fights with white gi dude against japanese guy who has a robot and green huge guy who smashes things
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>>690785363
dark souls?
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>shits bad
>oh great a hospital
>oh great a city
>oh great hillbillies
>it's just like that other game
>why are there invisible squids??
>edger Allen poe would be proud
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>>690785842
nobody?
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>>690786174
Is Edger Allen Poe the edgier brother of Edgar Allan Poe?
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>>690786394
Is the green guy named Shrek?
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>>690786708
That should be the biggest hint
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guy with an eye patch fights black guy with a mustache
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>>690786832
no but getting close?
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>>690785363
>hehe xd
gave away too much.
League of Faggots.
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>>690786929
Then I got nothing. I only play Shrek games.
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>gun
>car
>3 digits
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>>690786878
The Dark Eye
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>>690787238
Nope
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>>690787071
you can't be cereal
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>>690787271
Space Aids Defender
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>>690783961
some metal gear?
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>>690787116
watch dogs
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>>690783961
heavy rain? JAYYSON
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>>690787496
I'm as real as Cheerios.
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>>690787513
Nah
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>these toads love battling
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>>690787116
SJW
Stealy Jew Wheelies
>make deal
>cargo gets blasted
>strand on planet
>meet weedhead smuggler
>shows you some of his stuff
>gets shot
>you take stuff
>save universe with chink girl
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>>690787651
better be honey nut, mufucka
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>>690787878
pokemon red. fuckin nailed it
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>>690788095
Of course.
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>>690786174
Bloodborne?
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>OP soldier fights against parasites
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>>690788596
Halo
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>>690788673
yes anon
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>>690788596
Dr. Mario
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>>690788810
holy fucking shit just no
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>>690788596
Pac Man
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>KKK at one of the early forms
>childhood making machine at that
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>>690788596
mgsv
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>>690788596
half life
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>>690788596
Donald Trump's campaign strategy.
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>be bald
>try to save girl
>die
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>>690790183
Super Meat Boy
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>>690790264
Nope, it's indie though
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>gotta protect the planet
>everybody dies
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>>690790399
Shrek: The Video Game
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>>690790553
Kek, no
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>>690790399
hitman absolution
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>>690790509
Saints row 4?
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>>690790905
Nah
Hint: post-apocalyptic setting
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>dig ore
>make weapons
>kill boss
>dig ore
>make weapons
>kill boss

Repeat for entirety of game
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>>690789793
get out shill
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>Trapped on an island with some kids
>Pretty cool plot twist
>Oh yeah murder and bears or some shit
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>Western Platinum wannabe
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>pigs flying in the air while opposing apes battle for victory
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>>690791099
FF7
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>>690791099
Terraria
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>>690781829

There probably wasn't even an airplane. Rather a missile.
https://youtu.be/gORu-68SHpE?t=4385
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>>690791185
Far cry 3
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>Wake up
>Can't remember who you are
>Edge ensues
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>ultimate party game
>if you cant play on expert then you're a pussy
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>>690784064
Rust
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> two swords
> nice hair
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>>690791565
Nope.
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>>690791661
Guitar Hero?
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>Prostagma?
>Malista.
>Etimos.
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>Blank slate character
>Smash some cards
>Discover the power within
>Bear puns
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>>690791699
Witcher
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>>690791971
yes
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>run around collecting tomatoes
>become OP when you put on tiki mask
>bad guy is a yellow midget
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>>690790509
>>690790918
lol, really? Haven't played it so it may fit. Ok, another hint, 'cause ambiguity.

>The whole team die one by one.
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>>690791821
AOE
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60 tick server side, 20 tick client side.
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>Darth Maul on a skateboard
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>>690792450
Age of Mythology but yeah, same boat
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>>690787911
no one?
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>>690792582
Pls

>>690792648
Dat prostagma, tho'
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>>690790183
Nobody? Thought it wasn't too hard
>you can work in a tranny brothel
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>Yer a nice gurl from murica
>spring propelled robots and shit
>some wacky old man to find
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>>690792147
Crash?
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>god tier rats
>let's make some peace
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>>690792147
crash bandicoot

>On boat
>pick character
>kill zombies and shit
>findyourownwayinland.mp3
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>p90 rush b
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>>690791821
Age of fucking Mythology
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>>690793008
Habbo?
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>Be a comfy decorator
>trade fishes for furniture
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>>690793633
Still no, I was adding a hint to the post I quoted
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>>690792353
Halo reach
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>>690793044
seriously?
Maybe a hint
>from switzerland to mother russia
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>Leave home
>Get into gun fight with Muslims in a store
>get paycheck
>Get into gun fight with protesters
>go to bank
>Get into gun fight with criminals
>leave bank
>get into gun fight with cops
>7 days later
>Get intp gun fight with everyone and everything
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>is an orphan
>entire life was a lie
>was force to grow up at a young age
>but is also forced to regress in age when deemed appropriate.
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>>690791657
Amnesia?
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>sent to future
>you're emo now
>somehow you can talk now
>imgunnakillpraxis.mp4
>child of prophecy bullshit
>holl up, that child is me
>send child to the past so that he can be me and I can be me.
>what.jpg
Arguably the best in the series
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>>690794400
Postal
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>>690784784
Dying Light
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>Best friend is kill
>start killing people
>find a grill, life gradually gets better
>still continue to kill people
>fucking rat kills your girl and almost you
>who was phone?
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>>690794532
Ocarina of time?
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>>690793929
Yep

>Make door to another world
>Fucker throws you in
>Gotta find that fucker.
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>>690794825
hotline miami 1
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>FROGS
>IN
>SPACE
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>>690787535
yep
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>get called an emo faggot one to many times.
>goes on a killing spree of the town
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>>690795036
That was fast, the phone thing gave it away?
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>>690794400
gta
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>>690795182
There was a movie like this
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>>690795182
Hatred?
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>>690795182
Metal gear rising?
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>>690794575
Anyone got a guess?
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>>690795211
and the rat
and the best friend is kill
and the girlfriend almost killed by rat.
but, the phone thing was the most that stuck out.
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>>690794575
Jak 3?
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>>690795467
Very close fam
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>mom died
>come back to city
>reunite with old friends
>all you had to do was follow the damn train
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>>690795536
Jak 2?
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>>690794920
yeah
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>>690795685
Yea buddy
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>>690795680
san andreas?
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>>690795811
yeee
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>>690795680
Ez mode bruh
San Andreas
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>>690795060
Star Fox
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>>690795859
haven't even played it
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>be chef
>build burgers
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>monarch's bodyguard
>framed

That's literally all I should have to say.
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>>690795986
nah m8 battletoads
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Ulm
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>>690795680
ok next one

>some friends died last year
>reunite with the others
>fake psyco
>get pranked
>not a prank lol
>monsters
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>>690791561
I assume you weren't born yet back then.
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>mouth going left
>avoid eggplant
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>>690781829
>Cockneys take over factories to steal tanks and walkers
>Actually was Satan worshippers
>Kill them all anyway
>Rookie says you had something to do with it
>Get arrested
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>>690796432
WARHAMMER 40000 SPESHHHH MAHREEEEN
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>Near future
>Everyone is robots
>Main character never asked for this
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>>690796138
Dishonored
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>>690786882
Street Fighter II
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>>690796138
dishonored
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>Your brother was dick and you die
>Carve your path through purgatory to claim your place with your ancestors
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>>690797121
limbo?
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>>690797261
No, but I'd like to hear your reasoning for this.
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>>690796138
That's not describing it poorly, man. That's just easy.
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>>690794571
Nope.
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>>690793326
srsly guys i kno u kno dat gaem
>hot tomboy gurl
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>>690796777
>This fucker destroyed your village
>Gotta avenge it
>Your master was behind of it all
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>get morning star
>beat up some pigs
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>>690797392
his reasoning would be > ohemgeee purgatory is a synonim for limbo!
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>>690791657
Prototype?
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>>690797817
Mark of the Ninja?
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>>690797956
Not really
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>attempt to run country but get destroyed by a big blue blob
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>>690798104
Could have been
>time period is not explained
>"robots" = high tech gear
>MC has to do impossible choice at end, ie. never asked for it
>fucker destroyed your dojo/village
>gotta avenge it
>it was your master behind of it all
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>>690797911
Nope.
Here's a hint:
>Stuff from space is part of your past
>Also, Ow the Edge
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>grinding simulator
>EVERYONE is a cunt
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>>690798812
Anything online that features some kind of progression?
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>>690798812
4chan
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>>690798602
No way. Sonic Adventure 2?
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>pew pew
>File extension
>I am a computer program.
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>Have a magical amulet inherited from your dad
>Use it to become a master entertainer
>Some fuckers suddenly knock you out on the street one day and rip the amulet from your neck.
>Powerless but vengeful, you run out, armed with your collection of weapons, to take back your magical item.
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>>690798812
gta V online
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>>690798905
fair enough
but not correct

>>690798902
this is one the worsts out there, mate

>>690799077
nah
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>>690799057
Tron: Legacy
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>Really good looking dress up game
>also has some fighting minigame
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>>690799457
Dark souls
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>>690799457
modded oblivion/skyrim
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>>690799057
Nope
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>slav immigrant
>live in cousins shitty apartment
>work in shitty taxi company
>turn to crime
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>>690799047
Close.
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>>690799332
Nah but kinda similar
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>>690799579
>>690799522
Both are technically correct but not the game I was looking for.
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>mr. lance vance dance
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>>690791657
Shadow the Edgehog
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>>690799624

GTA IV
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>>690799759
VC
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>>690781829
>Booty
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>>690799779
Good job mate.
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>do a barrel roll
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>>690792147
They are peaches
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>>690799686
welp
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>>690799057
axiom verge?
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>>690799809
correct
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>>690799955
google
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>>690799988
CAN YOU SEE ALL OF ME
WALK INTO MY DESTINY
I AM ALL OF ME
>can't wake up
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>>690791099
How I played Runescape
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>>690799857
right

>employer tries to kill you
>go on this epic adventure
>get that awesome shield
>beat the cunt to death
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that one when raise your daugter to become your whore
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>>690793372
Dead island: riptide
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>Omagud it's dadda
>an hero
>fin
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>>690781829
might be a little easy (hopefully)

>Virus kill people
>terrorists steal vaccine
>go nuts on terrorist
>ohshit brother terrorist
>Goto prison
>break out of prison
>Skullguns
>AI fight
>oh shit im a god yo
>and the ending becomes literally meaningless with the next game
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>You're a kissless virgin
>But then all of a sudden you can fuck bitches
>Oh, also candy crush or some shit
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>>690800519
fallout 3
final fantasy 10
probably a alot more
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>>690793372
Dead Island
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>a plane, WW II, nazi camp
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>>690792582
Kek Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3
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>>690793783
Animal Crossing Happy Home Designer
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>>690800698
the great escape
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>>690796251
Until Dawn
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>have big tits
>orgasm every jump
>can't aim for shit.
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>>690800232
>Just went to youtue
>All those edgy comments.
>>
>>690800764

close, but try again
>>
>Do you know the definition of insanity?
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>>690800898
Kek
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>Hitler with miniguns instead of hands
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>>690800931
prisoner of war?
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>>690796034
Happy Burger I think it's called? (the one where the people look like laxatives)
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>>690801078
Wolfenstein.
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>>690801078
wolfenstein 3d
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>You is with old man, nigger and hot teen.
>BLARGS everywhere
>Must make it from point a to point b.
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>>690800890
Clara loft: womb raider
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>>690801245
Left for Dead.
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>get shipped onto prison island
>kill everything
>ship to mainland
>kill everything
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>>690801210
>>690801233

correct!
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>>690801153

Indeed!
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>>690799057
Inner Space
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>>690800738
no
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>>690801369

Top dolf
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>>690801369
correct
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>>690800336
The Captain America Game
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>>690800349
Real Life
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>>690800698
Wolfenstein new order
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>>690785056
Bioshock?
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>>690800639
Hunie Pop Candy Crush was too much
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>>690801662
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>>690801372
Yup
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>you is either pacific asian fag or maniac asian fag.
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>>690801824
I know. Anyways, good job.
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>>690801880
Ay.
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>good music
>pressing r
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>>690797121
Devil may cry, or Dante's inferno?
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>yer a wizard hary
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>>690802168
Hotline miami (2)
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>>690790183
Is this hitman?
>>
Italian man goes to space

Need hint?
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>>690802366
nope, indie game
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>you buy ground
>you place some stuff
>everyone pukes or drowns
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>Blank slate character
>Smash some cards
>Discover the power within
>Bear puns
>>
>>690802508
sims
>>
>>690802458
Super mario galaxy
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>>690802580
Bear simulator
>>
>>690798812
EVE Online?
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>>690802639
Nope
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>>690797885
Risen? Or two worlds.
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>>690802702
Nope.
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>>690799062
Punch Club
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