Anons describe games poorly and others try to guess which one it is.
>Chimps fighting against pirates
Pic unrelated
>>690774771 >>690774771
>>690774771 >>690774771
>>690781829
monkey island?
>supposed create families and buildings
>put people through sadisitc torture instead
>>690781829
Shrek it Ralph
>>690781829
Donkey Kong Island
>Build a city.
>Go to war.
>Oh, noes! India has nukes.
>Die horribly.
>>690782620
Sims
>>690783843
Yep
>land pirate kidnaps people with balloons
>>690783620
Civ4
>>690783620
Civ
Hours of gathering
Finally done
two c4 ruins it all.
>>690783620
It's called Donkey Kong Country but whatever
>ground niggers
>ground niggers are driven to near extinction by subterranean mutant niggers
>chainsaws
>fall from sky
>kill undead people
>die
>Big Booms
>Stuck in Hole
>Come out hole
>Giant Dumb People
>Find Stuff
>Can't Get Back in Hole
>You wake up confused
>The sun is getting hotter
>Now your in a city
>You broke the map
>It wasn't who you thought it was
>game over
>>690784858
Fallout
>Meet random people on the internet
>Communicate poorly in game
>Get abused for over 30 minutes
>repeat
>hehe xd
>>690785363
every moba ever
>>690784555
GoW
>>690785363
4chan isn't a game
>>690781829
black suit guy fights with white gi dude against japanese guy who has a robot and green huge guy who smashes things
>>690785363
dark souls?
>shits bad
>oh great a hospital
>oh great a city
>oh great hillbillies
>it's just like that other game
>why are there invisible squids??
>edger Allen poe would be proud
>>690785842
nobody?
>>690786174
Is Edger Allen Poe the edgier brother of Edgar Allan Poe?
>>690786394
Is the green guy named Shrek?
>>690786708
That should be the biggest hint
guy with an eye patch fights black guy with a mustache
>>690786832
no but getting close?
>>690785363
>hehe xd
gave away too much.
League of Faggots.
>>690786929
Then I got nothing. I only play Shrek games.
>gun
>car
>3 digits
>>690786878
The Dark Eye
>>690787238
Nope
>>690787071
you can't be cereal
>>690787271
Space Aids Defender
>>690783961
some metal gear?
>>690787116
watch dogs
>>690783961
heavy rain? JAYYSON
>>690787496
I'm as real as Cheerios.
>>690787513
Nah
>these toads love battling
>>690787116
SJW
Stealy Jew Wheelies
>make deal
>cargo gets blasted
>strand on planet
>meet weedhead smuggler
>shows you some of his stuff
>gets shot
>you take stuff
>save universe with chink girl
>>690787651
better be honey nut, mufucka
>>690787878
pokemon red. fuckin nailed it
>>690788095
Of course.
>>690786174
Bloodborne?
>OP soldier fights against parasites
>>690788596
Halo
>>690788673
yes anon
>>690788596
Dr. Mario
>>690788810
holy fucking shit just no
>>690788596
Pac Man
>KKK at one of the early forms
>childhood making machine at that
>>690788596
mgsv
>>690788596
half life
>>690788596
Donald Trump's campaign strategy.
>be bald
>try to save girl
>die
>>690790183
Super Meat Boy
>>690790264
Nope, it's indie though
>gotta protect the planet
>everybody dies
>>690790399
Shrek: The Video Game
>>690790553
Kek, no
>>690790399
hitman absolution
>>690790509
Saints row 4?
>>690790905
Nah
Hint: post-apocalyptic setting
>dig ore
>make weapons
>kill boss
>dig ore
>make weapons
>kill boss
Repeat for entirety of game
>>690789793
get out shill
>Trapped on an island with some kids
>Pretty cool plot twist
>Oh yeah murder and bears or some shit
>Western Platinum wannabe
>pigs flying in the air while opposing apes battle for victory
>>690791099
FF7
>>690791099
Terraria
>>690781829
There probably wasn't even an airplane. Rather a missile.
https://youtu.be/gORu-68SHpE?t=4385
>>690791185
Far cry 3
>Wake up
>Can't remember who you are
>Edge ensues
>ultimate party game
>if you cant play on expert then you're a pussy
>>690784064
Rust
> two swords
> nice hair
>>690791565
Nope.
>>690791661
Guitar Hero?
>Prostagma?
>Malista.
>Etimos.
>Blank slate character
>Smash some cards
>Discover the power within
>Bear puns
>>690791699
Witcher
>>690791971
yes
>run around collecting tomatoes
>become OP when you put on tiki mask
>bad guy is a yellow midget
>>690790509
>>690790918
lol, really? Haven't played it so it may fit. Ok, another hint, 'cause ambiguity.
>The whole team die one by one.
>>690791821
AOE
60 tick server side, 20 tick client side.
>Darth Maul on a skateboard
>>690792450
Age of Mythology but yeah, same boat
>>690787911
no one?
>>690792582
Pls
>>690792648
Dat prostagma, tho'
>>690790183
Nobody? Thought it wasn't too hard
>you can work in a tranny brothel
>Yer a nice gurl from murica
>spring propelled robots and shit
>some wacky old man to find
>>690792147
Crash?
>god tier rats
>let's make some peace
>>690792147
crash bandicoot
>On boat
>pick character
>kill zombies and shit
>findyourownwayinland.mp3
>p90 rush b
>>690791821
Age of fucking Mythology
>>690793008
Habbo?
>Be a comfy decorator
>trade fishes for furniture
>>690793633
Still no, I was adding a hint to the post I quoted
>>690792353
Halo reach
>>690793044
seriously?
Maybe a hint
>from switzerland to mother russia
>Leave home
>Get into gun fight with Muslims in a store
>get paycheck
>Get into gun fight with protesters
>go to bank
>Get into gun fight with criminals
>leave bank
>get into gun fight with cops
>7 days later
>Get intp gun fight with everyone and everything
>is an orphan
>entire life was a lie
>was force to grow up at a young age
>but is also forced to regress in age when deemed appropriate.
>>690791657
Amnesia?
>sent to future
>you're emo now
>somehow you can talk now
>imgunnakillpraxis.mp4
>child of prophecy bullshit
>holl up, that child is me
>send child to the past so that he can be me and I can be me.
>what.jpg
Arguably the best in the series
>>690794400
Postal
>>690784784
Dying Light
>Best friend is kill
>start killing people
>find a grill, life gradually gets better
>still continue to kill people
>fucking rat kills your girl and almost you
>who was phone?
>>690794532
Ocarina of time?
>>690793929
Yep
>Make door to another world
>Fucker throws you in
>Gotta find that fucker.
>>690794825
hotline miami 1
>FROGS
>IN
>SPACE
>>690787535
yep
>get called an emo faggot one to many times.
>goes on a killing spree of the town
>>690795036
That was fast, the phone thing gave it away?
>>690794400
gta
>>690795182
There was a movie like this
>>690795182
Hatred?
>>690795182
Metal gear rising?
>>690794575
Anyone got a guess?
>>690795211
and the rat
and the best friend is kill
and the girlfriend almost killed by rat.
but, the phone thing was the most that stuck out.
>>690794575
Jak 3?
>>690795467
Very close fam
>mom died
>come back to city
>reunite with old friends
>all you had to do was follow the damn train
>>690795536
Jak 2?
>>690794920
yeah
>>690795685
Yea buddy
>>690795680
san andreas?
>>690795811
yeee
>>690795680
Ez mode bruh
San Andreas
>>690795060
Star Fox
>>690795859
haven't even played it
>be chef
>build burgers
>monarch's bodyguard
>framed
That's literally all I should have to say.
>>690795986
nah m8 battletoads
Ulm
>>690795680
ok next one
>some friends died last year
>reunite with the others
>fake psyco
>get pranked
>not a prank lol
>monsters
>>690791561
I assume you weren't born yet back then.
>mouth going left
>avoid eggplant
>>690781829
>Cockneys take over factories to steal tanks and walkers
>Actually was Satan worshippers
>Kill them all anyway
>Rookie says you had something to do with it
>Get arrested
>>690796432
WARHAMMER 40000 SPESHHHH MAHREEEEN
>Near future
>Everyone is robots
>Main character never asked for this
>>690796138
Dishonored
>>690786882
Street Fighter II
>>690796138
dishonored
>Your brother was dick and you die
>Carve your path through purgatory to claim your place with your ancestors
>>690797121
limbo?
>>690797261
No, but I'd like to hear your reasoning for this.
>>690796138
That's not describing it poorly, man. That's just easy.
>>690794571
Nope.
>>690793326
srsly guys i kno u kno dat gaem
>hot tomboy gurl
>>690796777
>This fucker destroyed your village
>Gotta avenge it
>Your master was behind of it all
>get morning star
>beat up some pigs
>>690797392
his reasoning would be > ohemgeee purgatory is a synonim for limbo!
>>690791657
Prototype?
>>690797817
Mark of the Ninja?
>>690797956
Not really
>attempt to run country but get destroyed by a big blue blob
>>690798104
Could have been
>time period is not explained
>"robots" = high tech gear
>MC has to do impossible choice at end, ie. never asked for it
>fucker destroyed your dojo/village
>gotta avenge it
>it was your master behind of it all
>>690797911
Nope.
Here's a hint:
>Stuff from space is part of your past
>Also, Ow the Edge
>grinding simulator
>EVERYONE is a cunt
>>690798812
Anything online that features some kind of progression?
>>690798812
4chan
>>690798602
No way. Sonic Adventure 2?
>pew pew
>File extension
>I am a computer program.
>Have a magical amulet inherited from your dad
>Use it to become a master entertainer
>Some fuckers suddenly knock you out on the street one day and rip the amulet from your neck.
>Powerless but vengeful, you run out, armed with your collection of weapons, to take back your magical item.
>>690798812
gta V online
>>690798905
fair enough
but not correct
>>690798902
this is one the worsts out there, mate
>>690799077
nah
>>690799057
Tron: Legacy
>Really good looking dress up game
>also has some fighting minigame
>>690799457
Dark souls
>>690799457
modded oblivion/skyrim
>>690799057
Nope
>slav immigrant
>live in cousins shitty apartment
>work in shitty taxi company
>turn to crime
>>690799047
Close.
>>690799332
Nah but kinda similar
>>690799579
>>690799522
Both are technically correct but not the game I was looking for.
>mr. lance vance dance
>>690791657
Shadow the Edgehog
>>690799624
GTA IV
>>690781829
>Booty
>>690799779
Good job mate.
>do a barrel roll
>>690792147
They are peaches
>>690799686
welp
>>690799057
axiom verge?
>>690799809
correct
>>690799955
>>690799988
CAN YOU SEE ALL OF ME
WALK INTO MY DESTINY
I AM ALL OF ME
>can't wake up
>>690791099
How I played Runescape
>>690799857
right
>employer tries to kill you
>go on this epic adventure
>get that awesome shield
>beat the cunt to death
that one when raise your daugter to become your whore
>>690793372
Dead island: riptide
>Omagud it's dadda
>an hero
>fin
>>690781829
might be a little easy (hopefully)
>Virus kill people
>terrorists steal vaccine
>go nuts on terrorist
>ohshit brother terrorist
>Goto prison
>break out of prison
>Skullguns
>AI fight
>oh shit im a god yo
>and the ending becomes literally meaningless with the next game
>You're a kissless virgin
>But then all of a sudden you can fuck bitches
>Oh, also candy crush or some shit
>>690800519
fallout 3
final fantasy 10
probably a alot more
>>690793372
Dead Island
>a plane, WW II, nazi camp
>>690792582
Kek Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3
>>690793783
Animal Crossing Happy Home Designer
>>690800698
the great escape
>>690796251
Until Dawn
>have big tits
>orgasm every jump
>can't aim for shit.
>>690800232
>Just went to youtue
>All those edgy comments.
>>690800764
close, but try again
>Do you know the definition of insanity?
>>690800898
Kek
>Hitler with miniguns instead of hands
>>690800931
prisoner of war?
>>690796034
Happy Burger I think it's called? (the one where the people look like laxatives)
>>690801078
Wolfenstein.
>>690801078
wolfenstein 3d
>You is with old man, nigger and hot teen.
>BLARGS everywhere
>Must make it from point a to point b.
>>690800890
Clara loft: womb raider
>>690801245
Left for Dead.
>get shipped onto prison island
>kill everything
>ship to mainland
>kill everything
>>690801153
Indeed!
>>690799057
Inner Space
>>690801369
Top dolf
>>690801369
correct
>>690800336
The Captain America Game
>>690800349
Real Life
>>690800698
Wolfenstein new order
>>690785056
Bioshock?
>>690800639
Hunie Pop Candy Crush was too much
>>690801662
>>690801372
Yup
>you is either pacific asian fag or maniac asian fag.
>>690801824
I know. Anyways, good job.
>>690801880
Ay.
>good music
>pressing r
>>690797121
Devil may cry, or Dante's inferno?
>yer a wizard hary
>>690802168
Hotline miami (2)
>>690790183
Is this hitman?
Italian man goes to space
Need hint?
>>690802366
nope, indie game
>you buy ground
>you place some stuff
>everyone pukes or drowns
>Blank slate character
>Smash some cards
>Discover the power within
>Bear puns
>>690802508
sims
>>690802458
Super mario galaxy
>>690802580
Bear simulator
>>690798812
EVE Online?
>>690802639
Nope
>>690797885
Risen? Or two worlds.
>>690802702
Nope.
>>690799062
Punch Club