YLYL: Litterally Impossible Edition
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YLYL: Litterally Impossible Edition
>>690770154
fucking underage
>>690771139
I HAD A HORRIBLE DAY TODAY AND I USUALLY COME FROM WORK AND MAKE A YLYL THREAD AND THEN WHENEVER I SEE THIS BANANA I JUST WALK UP TO MY WIFE AND BEAT HER INFRONT OF THE CHILDREN, U AND THAT BANANA ARE THE REASON WHY MY LIFE IS IN SUCH A SHIT STATE, U TELL MY WIFE U ARE THE REASON FOR THE PAIN I BRING HER, YOU ARE THE REASON YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU AND THAT FUCKING BANANA GOD FUCKING FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>690770154
This thread is awful and you should feel awful
>>690770154
YLYL 14yo edition.
>>690771276
Almost lost to this
>>690771139
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Mfw this cuckbook group had 40 members last night
>>690771139
Thanks, Lori
>>690773070
>sees picture
Cool
>finds group on facebook
>280+ members
wat
>>690773070
Clear out your notifications and charge your phone.
>>690770349
why did they poop in the bed? Dumb niggers. This is why we can't have anything nice.
>>690773070
It's growing because it's funny you dumb nigger
>>690773247
It's 290 now. Never underestimate the power of a good Ylyl thread.
Also facebook groups are the future of YLYL.
>>690773559 I do admit I find funnier content on facebook than on /b/. At the same time there are things that /b/ has that facebook doesn't. A group like This is actually great.
>>690770349
>>690773819
Normally I dox this level of shilling. but on this I'm conflicted ~desu.
This is the worst ylyl thread
>>690770154
Tfw no one has weed and you live in CO...
You are not the real slim shady
>>690771139
Once I make my time machine I will remove this Fucking banana from existence.
>>690773819
Nigga facebook isn't /b/ but a lot of meme pages get away with a lot
>>690774425
>mobile poster
And 4chan wonders why desu happens.
I bet if I gave a lengthy description as to why mobile users are the cancer killing 4chan you'd just reply with one to several words to the effect of "newfag" because you are incapable of having any real in-depth discussion on the matter.
If you cannot read within the time it takes you to scroll over it then it's no concern of yours.
Any form of discussion that we could of had on the matter is immediately nullified by the amount of effort and concentration required to type a suitable response back.
I'm willing to bet you don't even understand why the image being added was critical to the joke?
I'm also sure you are the type to reply kek in ylyl threads as well, and call other that use anything else a "newfag"for not following a social construct only enforced by other 14 year olds like yourself using phone to access 4chan because mummy and daddy would not approve.
Theirs no way in hell you'd be allowed on this site.
I also assume you un-ironically use edgey on posts that are clearly intended to be humorousness?
Another majoure downfall mobile users have to bring, is that they rarely contribute an image to the discussion, and when they do it's one the saved from here.
Just another reposting le-meme loveing sheep.
I challenge you sir, to reply adequately defending your right to access 4chan via a mobile device.
>>690774945
Yeah me to man
>>690770349
Kek, also, to those wondering, loss of bowel control is normal for those who die by asphyxiation, or similar causes.
>>690774945
newfag xddDDDDDd
>>690775239
And gravity has nothing to do with it at all..
>>690770349
Why did the kids hang themselves????
Also Lost
>>690773152
How did you know Lori posted it? Name says "Anonymous" or do I need an account to see names?
>>690774945
>tldr
Fag
>>690775447
Newfag
>>690775447
>>690773152
how do I create account?
>>690775447
Dumb fuck its a joke
>>690775390
> (OP) (OP)
It's a shame that's shooped.
>>690775588
NEWFAG
>>690775563
I'm not a newfag I've been here for months.
>>690775588
nice doubles.
>>690775711
Whats this?
>>690775668
Wrong image
>>690775495
All yours my friend.
>>690775770
You are a newfag to become a normal fag or old fag more than 2 years i been here since 2010. Plus new fag because "thanks lori" Is a meme used alot on /b/
>>690775195
newfag
>>690775951
Wrong, lurk moar.
>>690775406
They just got a mirrior and found out they were black their whole lives already.
>>690775805
How you sign up for 4cgan
>>690771927
>>690772029
>>690772130
fappin so hard right now
>>690776159
Not wrong like 3 months ago i was on /b/ and that fucking banana was everywhere
>>690776105
Your mum
>>690776334
So you go on video games and what>?
>>690776382
True fucking hate that meme
>>690776473
Sign up with your email it's as AZ as 15 snail
>>690776415
Mate become a old fag takes time
You all lose
#makeamericagreatagain
>>690775951
I dont think you know what youre talking about at all. Please lurk more. Thanks!
>>690776537
please keep these coming, i'm adding them to my banana collection
>>690776382
Wow, you managed to reply and say absolutely fucking nothing.
just pointing it out there,
>>690777777
is coming soon
>>690774945
did you really just full retard nigger?
>>690770349
better then OP
>>690777777
>>690776925
kek
get ready for sextuples niggers
>>690777777
GET
>>690777286
Yes. Yes he did
>>690777531
>>690777777
Redo :/
>>690777633
>>690777777
dammit
>>690777696
cmon bby
>>690777777
>>690777696
oh cmon
>>690777633
Not even funny
Making America great again, check em
Too lazy to change threads
So here goes...
>>690777777
GET
ALso TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT
>>690776925
PLEASE UPLOAD THEM SOMEWHERE
>>690777764
HOLY FUCK
>>690777777
>>690777764
QUADS
>>690776077
checked
>>690776925
What in the flying fuck have I just seen.
>>690776077
Fuck off
>>690777941
>>690777857
>>690777764
please just stop the samefagging
Here's a couple more (you)s if you really need the attention that bad:
>>690777764
>>690777764
>>690777764
>>690776077
succ
>>690776077
Fuck off again
ITT shit.
>>690776077
Fuck you
>>690773070
>>690773070
>300 members
/b/ and YLYL can coexist with cuckbook?
>>690778138
you must be new here.
>banana cancer thread
>of course you're new here
>>690776382
Was that during spring break?
>>690776716
lol all this proves is everyone thinks trump is garbabe. And that everyone dies.
>>690778093
How about no?
>>690777764
>>690777857
>>690777941
you guys are idiots. Quads in the middle isn't a fucking get.
>>690778221
Tank you psychic rottweiler
>>690776716
>using hashtags
>>690778510
>samefagging this hard
0/10 confirmed shit thread
>>690776077
Why
>>690778306
What?
>>690771139
hahahahahahahaha where did you get this?
>>690778300
This group is actually topkek material
>>690778784
Well aren't you just a worthless little piece of shit.
>>690778221
If you can read the small print you haven't been fapping enough.
>>690779102
wow so edgy kevin, im gonna go kill your fucking family now
whos laughing now shitstan
you think this is a fucking game
>>690778780
Samefagging? I was disagreeing with the implications of the trumper. What are you on about?
>>690773070
Fucking gold
saging cancer and may god have mercy on your reddit souls.
>>690778834
you'd see how retarded this question is if you weren't ACTUALLY this new. confirmed newfag shitposting his own thread.
>>690773070
I don't use facebook though.
Brb killing self.
>>690779523
MODS MODS B& MODS MODS B& MODS
MODS
B&
MODS
MODS
B&
>>690775447
Look up the origin of the meme, but first sign out of 4chan. 18+ newfag
>>690779341
you can not kill what is already dead.
>>690771927
didn't she dead? dressed up like her character and hooked?
>>690773435
Ok.lost
>>690776077
Check'd
>>690780539
Fuck off Faggo
>>690780565
Wasted Dubs, honestly
>>690780935
Nothing in this thread came close. Maybe next time 4chin
>>690771276
where can i find the collage at the top?
>>690777833
it's a little out of date but i uploaded about 2200 here: http://www.mediafire.com/download/auzihtbj5f6yagf/2016_Banana_Catalog.zip
>>690770154
absolutely nothing has made me laugh on this thread and I've been trying to acquire keks and amusement the whole time.
>>690781687
This pleases me.
>>690782002
Thanks for joining us tonight Bill :)
>>690782090
Hahaha!
>>690770154
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!! love and waffles, *~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*
>>690775588
lost
>>690774377
Does anyone know which one that's from?
>>690778632
behold the newfag
>>690781865
full ded m9
>>690782391
fuck my dick bastard man
>>690782699
sleep tight fucker
>>690776077
Meow
>>690782833
roast beef
>>690782391
Heil bastard pupper.
>>690770154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgcsXtvC1bo
>>690782833
Robo-cop is going to get you
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3-bfTUOOAi8
>>690781664
It's right there, at the top on the image.
>>690782832
you arent believe me but i will
They see me trollin
They hatin
Patrollin they tryin to catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
My proxy's so 1337
I'm raidin
They hopin that they gon catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
Mods think they got my IP
But the MySQL disagrees
And George Zimmer can gurantee
That I'm still there lurkin with a new proxy
That's right I'm Anonymous, and I do not forgive
I raid at random with no incentive
Best be attentive, ya'll get so stressed
When you see your forum flooded with DESU DESU DESU
Noobs try and think back, to the age of Snacks
When we came to jack and invade and relax
Or the eBaums raid, no thanks to Max
One threat of a lawsuit and they piss their slacks
I'm breakin the rules, closin the pool,
Stratin up a JB thread and I'm makin you drool
I got an AV said to have girls in preschool
And that underaged vid from the Stickam cheat tool
Area's grey, like Doom 3 on high gamma
Party Van hatin, try to put me in the slammer
Nowhere near the pool and I'm not even the spammer
Just cuz I a Nigra now I'm gettin ban-hammered
But they don't got the means, to combat my team
We copypasta meme spouting /b/tard machines
So fight on Legion, but keep that proxy sturdy
Cuz when Anon posts, he's ALWAYS postin dirty
>>690783361
Cp is the sweet tonic that strengthens us. For suiseiseki herself once said: "nigga that 6 yo has a pussi my cock would probably get stuck in there"
And by these holy words we purge and fap, so the cp never ceases, so 4chan does not become a 2nd 9gag, so the holy gods of potassium and spiderman that have once mated with the desu, shall return and grant the gift of our beloved tonic desu~
>>690782282
sexual pursuit
>>690783433
Clever
>>690772575
holy shit
>>690777777
>>690782210
yer like 32 y/0
>>690781821
You didn't play enough mana you fucking idiot
>>690772575
Projecting much?
>>690776077
shiiieeet
>>690777941
Not quads, fag
Okay, I am fucking sick and fucking tired of these fucking reposts about losing a shiny pidgey! LOSING A SHINY PIDGEY IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY! Joke about anything else you want, /b/...
Joke about cp, joke about loli, joke about murder, joke about drugs, but DON'T FUCKING JOKE ABOUT LOSING A SHINY PIDGEY! Losing a shiny pidgey DESTROYS a trainer, it STRIPS THE TRAINER OF HIS BADGES! It is disgusting, inhumane, regressive and insane. LOSING A SHINY PIDGEY IS OFF THE FUCKING TABLE, /b/, NOT EVEN YOU FUCKING VIRGIN ASSHOLES CAN BE SUCH FUCKHOLES THAT YOU JOKE ABOUT A SHINY PIDGEY BEING LOST!
And no, I am not fucking Ash Ketchum, I am a trainer, I lost a shiny pidgey. My 1/8192 chance pokemon was taken from me, I can never get it in a pokeball. I was defeated again and again and again and again and again by The Elite Four when I was on victory road, I wanted to fucking kill my fucking self. IS THAT FUCKING FUNNY? FUCK NO YOU FUCKHOLES!
>>690785297
Mobile fag
>>690785297
you are just inviting FUCKING HILARIOUS BANANAS.
>>690784138
Spot on, but interchangeable with "Hillary 2016" too
>>690776077
I hate my family more than I hate you
still 0 keks. fuk all ya'll step your game up.
>>690770154
But that image isn't even remotely funny.
>>690772575
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>>690786062
>>690786092
>>690786127
I've been thinking about killing myself a lot lately. I come to YLYL threads to try and cheer myself up a little, forget about the pain for a while. Instead of laughing, that fucking banana has made me decide that suicide is worth it and that I should finally just follow through.
I'll see you fuckers on the other side.
ATTENTION ALL BANANAFAGS! Download the 2016 Banana Catalog now! 2,239 hilarious pictures of everyone's favorite banana and all the copypasta you can handle, all conveniently in one zip file: http://www.mediafire.com/download/auzihtbj5f6yagf/2016_Banana_Catalog.zip
Together we can make YLYL a better place. And as always, thanks for joining us tonight!
>>690786354
Thanks man, saved.
>>690787189
I did download it bro.
>>690776077
when i was
>>690787189
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>>690787288
Thanks, Lori
>>690771265
do it and post pics
>>690787337
A young boy
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>>690770349
Good thing they censored his dick, I was almost extremely offended/triggered by this. But it's okay now, because the dead child's dick is censored.
>>690776077
Why not both?
>>690783361
I don't care for rap but that is Top Choice kEk
I wanna hear it with samples from Earache My Eye Cheech & Chong. I think it could work.
I don't care if people think I'm funny
Cause I'm a big rock star and I'm makin lots of money money money.
Do it
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>>690772152
Fucking lost
>>690776077
sdfgs
>>690780539
fk off
>>690776925
Holy fuck. You are my spirit animal. I need these
