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how old is the son?
>>690766846
Tip him money then ask him where your pizza is.
ask his son if he wants to sit on your lap
show his son a closed door and say
"that's where i keep all of my sex slaves"
>>690767305
I assume the dude is doing renovations so theres concrete involved.
""accidentally"" trip kid into wet concrete. post results.
>>690767522
Uh oh.
>>690766846
Kill him
>>690767522
No concrete, he's just painting the bathrooms and shit
>>690767522
I'd like to see this
>>690767670
fine, trip waste of chromosomes into paint. post results.
>>690767522
oh shit winrar
>>690767615
roll
>>690767741
rollin for this
>>690767741
Damnit the dudes not painting today, today he's sanding the walls
stab kid over 9000 times with knife
>>690768062
well fuck.
paintify child when its an option and post results.
for now just ask if the kid wants something to drink and then put a little bit of alcohol in it
>>690768222
Are you just gonna ignore these trips?!
>>690768222
winrar
>>690768222
Seconded
>>690768222
>22 and 222 in the same thread, only 9 posts apart
KEK IS WITH US GENTLEMEN
>>690768398
Said dubs
>>690768533
>>690768511
>>690768411
>>690767522
>>690768222
It be raining dubs with a small chance of trips
Here is king coon btw
>>690768786
my fucking god just kill it
>>690768786
falconpunch his face
>>690769214
>>690769085
He's jacking with my Overwatch and making Five Nights at Freddy's jokes
>just fucking kill me
>>690769487
show him overwatch/fnaf porn.
>>690769487
accidentally drop a hot cup of whatever on his head
And I swear to god this kid has touched every object in my room
>>690769594
reroll
>>690769755
can you get away with shitkicking him?
>>690766846
Shit in your hand,then either hurl it at the kid like the worst junglemonkey or just run at him like a linebacker and just slam a fist full of shit in his face
>>690770029
Probably
>>690769755
>put extreme hotsauce on object of which you know he's gonna pick up
>put object on shelf/table where he should notice it
>kid picks it up, gets hotsauce on fingers
>kids goes to pee or rubs eyes
>??????
>profit
>>690769594
rerolling
look at him with no emotion and say "help me drag the body"
>>690770346
Reroll for shitty fists of fury
>>690770464
Reereroll
>>690770248
rerolling
You got some hotsauce OP?
>dare him to do the "gatorade in a windex bottle" thing in front of dad
>its actually windex
>record
>post here
>???
>profit
Does anyone have any clue what "twenty foe the batman doe" cause I swear to Christ I'm gonna lynch this kid if he says it again
Ignore all successful requests but mine on this thread
Give the little boy ice cream after he is done with his work and say "Here you go big boy"
And deliver
>>690770938
probably something he heard in some shitty rap song. I can't find anything on it.
lynch away.
oh
>"hey anonson, you want some lemonade"
>because hes a little faggot he'll say yes
>actually give him cup of either piss or gasoline
>>690771114
I was so close...
>>690770938
take out you're gun and shoot him in the face
s h i t k i c k
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>>690770248
reroll
>>690766846
>listen to dad giving son directions on where to work
>find location and object he will be working on
>let loose the shit gates all over what will be his day's work
>hide in another room in wait
>...
>Profit???
>>690769487
>just fucking kill me
No.... just fucking kill him, you have your dubs, you have your trips, the conditions were filled; get the fuck on with it. Please.
>>690771888
PRAISE KEK, IT IS SHITKICKING TIME
>>690771888
shit, more trips
>>690771888
Which one should I do though?
>>690771888
hory shet kek'd
& check'd
the holy 8/8 trips never lie
>>690772049
punching would be less time in prison
OP, it looks like the frog god really wants you to kill this kid. You don't want to displease the frog god do you?
>>690772049
>implying you're going to do either
dealer's pick, my descision is moot as I dun beleev u guy
>>690767522
>>690768222
>>690768411
>>690768511
>>690768533
>>690771888
>>690772133
the kek gods want you to commit homicide on this day OP
don't be a faggot and delivrar their sacrifice to them
>>690772049
Find out what he hates. Feign interest in it. Get defensive about it. Let him start the argument. Let him get upset. Let him instigate it. Then Shrek-it Ralph his face until the gurgles stop.
ignore all other posts
hug him
Hot water it is
>>690772610
this is the best option OP
>>690772840
Hug this>>690768786
Just how much of a vegan feminist are you?
>>690772610
Here's the plan.
>kid hates spinach
>ask him if he wants subway
>get a footlong sandwich
>all of the spinach
>all of the olive oil
>>690772873
Oh with out a doubt pick something that OP can't deliver on, what is he gonna do film the conversation and webm it? this shit ain't directed by Michael bay.
at least if he beat the kid up he could take an picture. Not that any of this will happen anyway
>best option
For OP maybe
>>690773083
you gotta put a little bit of meat or something on there to make it seem believeable. if its all spinach and olive oil he'll know.
also get it on italian bread since that is the one that rips and soaks up oil the most so you piss off the subway faggot and the kid with one purchase
>>690773083
hahahahahahaha
fucking diabolical mastermind over here
>>690766846
>>690767670
>>690768062
>>690768786
>>690773083
This is why /b/ is becoming cancer.
>lul dubz decide no wait thats bad i cant do that let me pick something that has no real consequences
Stop being a faggot. Kill this kid. Make the news. Give us the hero we deserve.
>>690773401
you ask for 2 strips of bacon
and line them along the edge so it looks like a blt or some shit
but really its like 99.5%spinach and mustard 0.5% bacon
>>690773083
Did you fucking ask yourself what Jesus would do or something?
Deliver cunt; there are more gets in this bread than Michael Jackson's basement
>>690773281
As long as it makes the news that some autistic faggot left 4chan open on his computer while betablasting some 12 year old in the face with his meathooks, I'm ok. I don't need a play by play, I just need sweet release.
The kid left damnit
>>690773911
OP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT YOU HAD SO MANY CHANCES
FUCK YOU
>>690773911
Shit you rolled 9/11... Guess it was a prank though
But seriously this >>690774071
Without the angry autism.
But no, seriously, in actuality make no mistake, today, OP... Was a faggot.
Thank you and goodnight
>>690770938
fetty wap the dickhead rapper im pretty sure
>>690773911
OP YOU NIGGER
KILL THE DAD
>>690773013
i want to make OP suffer
>>690773911
You're the pinnacle of faggotry OP. Just for you, I screencap this thread to post to every worst-of for the rest of my natural existence on 4chan. You're not just any regular faggot today.. Today, you're THE faggot. Kill yourself.
>>690774401
I mean I agree OP bitched out massively
But idk what you're here for... (I'm just passing time); you want to make OP suffer because he didn't kill a kid today in front of his builder dad?
Who the fuck hurt you
>>690766846
Sharpie in pooper
>>690773507
nigger if OP gets in trouble the kid wins
>>690774637
post the cap, I wanna do the same
>>690775112
That's why you hide the body
>>690775112
How would the kid have won if OP delivered and killed him?, tell me how you envision the kid winning in this situation?
>>690766846
MEXICAN?
>>690773083
You think a kid that fat likes subway?
