>>690766242
kek'd

>>690766242
Then get off the phone and fuck his brains out, you silly twat.

>>690766242

tits or gtfo you fat lardbeast

You are fucked. You painted your fingernails sissy boy.

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Lol might go to the hospital

Op here. I'm a girl. Cumrag if u remember

>>690766806
Post face.

>>690766806
Timestamp

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>>690766242

>>690766806
For telling your therapist about 4chan?
Unless theres more to this story im claiming bait

He'll say
lurk moar

>>690766963

THIS + TITS or you know what to do.

>>690766806

FLop out those udders you milk cow.

>>690766806
I don't remember, please educate

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>knows 4chan
>doesn't post tits and timestamp

1. Blow him.
2. Claim rape.
3. ?????
4. Profit!

>>690766806
Fuck with him, take shirt off. Plus take pic. Do it or you fake

bumping for potential lulz

>>690766806
what looks better to you
cut or uncut?
and how does that make you feel

>>690766806
They wouldn't consider sending you to a hospital unless you told your therapist that you have a plan to kill yourself and a reasonable chance of carrying out the act. Insurance companies are cracking down on that shit because it got expensive.

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>>690766933

>>690767347
This or gtfo you troll

>>690766242
what kind of therapy does he do?
they fear sucidal risk?

>>690767347
Do it

>>690767067
[Not OP]
I've told my therapist about 4 chin. We both had a good laugh.
What's the big deal?

>>690766242
>the chan
>telling fucking anyone you browse /b/
You deserve whatever happens to you.

>>690767441
damn right son you already know

>>690766242

Rules 1&2 you fucktard

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>>690767445

>>690766806
Peek us a tit while you're there

>>690766242
>Kek my therapist is on the phone with my psychiatrist atm
>He's worried about me
>Told him about the chan

tits or GTFO

>>690766242

You know the rules. Tits and timestamp or GTFO

>>690767599
moar
elaborate

OP HERE
Let's make this interesting;
Dubs decide what I say next
Trips decide my next picture
Quad and I go naked + timestamp +pic

>>690766806
you need more corrupting
> femanon
> cams
> .com
best way is the cam way

>>690767775
>>690767782
t.summer

>>690767892
Tits!

>>690767958
Reroll

>>690767892
Roll

>>690767892
Talk about some gender fluid nonesense

>>690767892
dubs - I want cow penis
trips - Tits

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>>690767892
it's time for tits.

>>690767958
Rollin In da deep

>>690767736
Rules 1 and 2 went out the window at least six years ago. /b/'s been in the media spotlight so many times that we're basically an established part of popular culture. It sucks, but you know it's true.

>>690768066
COW PENIS ON THE WAY BOYS

>>690767654
Illiterate retard do you know browse even to figure that >the chan. Is bait

>>690767892
Tell him ,"I'm horny as hell, can I take my clothes off and manipulate? You don't mind do you? It's natural.

>>690768066
7zip

>>690766242
Roll

>>690767892
Tits and time stamp
Then we'll start talking
>Until then sage

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>>690766242
Tits or gtfo you useless fat whore

>>690768198
Roll

>>690766242
Go to the bathroom quick and take a quick pic of your panties?

>>690768099
winrar

>>690766806
>nipples poking out.
you went to talk to your therapist like that?

>>690767892
fucking rollin

>>690768211
Rolling for what you sperglord?

>>690768250
This

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>>690767992
>>690768017
>>690768019
>>690767892
All of you just stfu and GTFO
Timestamp and tits BEFORE we are rolling...

>>690768250
Roll

>>690768198
Do this op, quad 8888 get

>>690768198
>manipulate?

>>690768300
you dumb fucker

>>690768066
>>690768099
UPDATE;
"I have a fetish which is having a cow penis in me, it's time for tits"
"uhmm I beg your pardon?'
What comes next
[BTW im staying silent watching my phone until next roll]

>>690768332
Fuck wow off by 1

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>>690768211
yell "Normies leave REEEEEE"

>>690768332
Fuck you

Quads

>>690768198
Supposed to say masturbate. But roll.

>>690768387
Well. That was uncalled for.

>>690768364
This shit might send you to a hospital.. I wouldn't recommend it. Those places don't exactly seem pleasant

>>690768444
yeeeeeeeeeees

>>690768444
TTTTRIPS

>>690768444
Winnnnnnrar!

>>690768230

so true...

>>690768444
Winrar

>>690768444
winrar

>>690768444
Fuck yeah winrar

>>690768444
winrar

>>690768364
rolling for quads

>>690768444
Fuck yeah tits op

>>690768444
Checked trips

>>690768444
WINRAR

>>690768444
Oh shii pic of you masturbation

Tell him why you are so depressed and hate yourself so much. Why you feel the need to try to be a rebel and stick out and make everyone's life around you harder. Tell him why you feel the need to be edgy. Tell him about your dad how he was never there and if he was how he mistreated you and now you feel all men are the same way whether you can admit it to yourself at not. Tell him why you are broken. He is there to help. And you are there because you have issues. The sooner you realize that the sooner you will start being happy.

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bumping for tittes

quads em

>>690768444
Waste of fucking trips

>>690768579
pedo

>>690768579
Ban him, mods

>>690768579
How this could be hilarious

>>690768444
So you gotta ask him if you can get nude and masturbation then take a pic of you mast u r bating nude. Do it op

>>690768579
Fucking pedo scum

>>690767886
I dunno what you want to hear.
We're both oldfags but he's got know idea how boards work. He's got like, no online footprint.

We talk about what I want. So I told him about how /b/ is - how I've seen CP that I didn't want to see, Toaster Steve & how we try to get people to stream an hero-ing, rekt threads, that guy that killed his gf and left her for her son to find, caturdays, how we're all niggers & faggots, whatever...

>>690768230
Worst fake ever

>>690768579
Is it because she has grown breasts, huh?

>>690767892
trips = tits + face

>>690768579
Reported. Hope you get fucked in jail

>>690766242
>>690766806
Show your cutting scars OP

>>690768579

got any?

>>690768444
We are waiting op? Where you at? Quads BTW will be this post

>>690768579
MODS!!!!!!!!

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>>690768444
GENTLEMEN AND FAGGOTS
I have the pleasure to tell you that OP actually left or is watching this thread laughing her ass off because all that shit was a troll and the rolling part was just to fuck with u.
Now I see how brainless /b/ has became.
Im out of this bitch for good.

>>690767892
don't you mean dubs for naked?

>>690768704
reroll

>>690766242
>the chan
its my professional advice to you, fucking kill yourself.

Quads get. Op get ready to get nude and take pics

Quadriplegic

>>690768579
Motherfucker!

I hate fucking pedos like you!

Fuck off!!

MODS

>>690768875
Roll

About time for some tits

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>>690768694
i kek'd too hard

>>690768776
No you're not faggot, see you later.

>>690768894
Summer

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>>690768776
I'm going with, op is baiting hard as shit

>>690768444
Op here. Sorry can't do this. Your a moron for asking

>>690768776
I bet you're still hanging around to see who responds to this. You know you're reading this right now faggot. Fuck off

Guys what if OP actually did it and is getting fucked by her therapist right now??

>>690766806
Why is this one of the hottest pic I've seen in a long time

>>690769340
Because it´s of a real girl in real time.

>>690766242
Where are you from OP?

>>690769144
You said trips for pics so who gives a shit what the newfag said lets see that face so you can live forever!

>>690769389
It's pasta so wrong

>>690767892
tell psychiatrist you regularly suck your dads cock and you can do him too for 10$

>>690769308
does click it to direction other?

>>690769454
I said trips decide what the pic is. I won't masturbate so game over. You lose

Fucking edgy teens.

>>690769677
does click to direction where

>>690766242
rule 1 and 2 cunt, also tits or gtfo. this is day one shit.

So I take it this was a troll bread?

>>690769622
I'm starting to see why you need a therapist

>>690769937
You. Quads BTW

>>690769998
Mother fucker

>>690769956
Would be fun if her therapist raped her asshole.

>>690767892
QUADS GET

>>690769998
Shit...

>>690770094
no dude

Tits or gtfo trips demands it

>>690768198
Dat manipulation tho, such finesse and skill... Beautiful.

>>690770094
there to click to when?

>>690768230
Oh shit the hobgoblins are invading again

>>690766242

WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT THE RAPISTS' OFFICE YOU WHORE???

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>>690766806

Op here sorry guys. He took me up on the offer to masturbate. So that's what I was doing. He said no pics though he could get fired. My session is done I think, he went to the bathroom

>>690767892
Silly twat, you'd better be getting naked.

>>690768315
play the game entitled little shit

Close to quads

>>690770454
It is a long established fact that a reader will be distracted by the readable content of a page when looking at its layout. The point of using Lorem Ipsum is that it has a more-or-less normal distribution of letters, as opposed to using 'Content here, content here', making it look like readable English. Many desktop publishing packages and web page editors now use Lorem Ipsum as their default model text, and a search for 'lorem ipsum' will uncover many web sites still in their infancy. Various versions have evolved over the years, sometimes by accident, sometimes on purpose (injected humour and the like).

>>690770420
Actually, you have to 420 blaze it now.

>>690768548
Rolling

>>690770520
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

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>>690767745

>>690770723
Nunc est metus, vulputate at varius id, suscipit quis quam. Aliquam imperdiet, risus in ullamcorper feugiat, tellus sem tincidunt velit, non tristique metus ipsum quis diam. Maecenas varius mi ut nibh pharetra, ac rutrum sapien vehicula. Nullam sagittis consequat tristique. Quisque elementum nisi quis lorem malesuada, bibendum tristique neque euismod. Pellentesque aliquet dignissim tempus. Curabitur lacinia aliquet luctus. Nullam ut mi quis risus tincidunt rhoncus. Aenean blandit nisl vel ligula ultricies rutrum. Duis eu imperdiet mauris. Vestibulum ante ipsum primis in faucibus orci luctus et ultrices posuere cubilia Curae; Mauris condimentum nec sem nec egestas. Sed efficitur facilisis lacus quis vestibulum.

>>690767892
Quads

>>690767892
hmm

DUBS - tell him you have a boyfriend addicted to coke

TRIPS - pic of you going completely mental in the room

Sed quomodo omnia haec fabula
Animam meam convertit omnia vpsodoun flipped:
Et placuit ad instar puncti
Sicut sit ibi
Dicam quomodo princeps oppidum est Bel Aerem

Romae natus et suscitavit in occidentem,
Ubi est vita mea in oculis capti fodere consumpsit
Chillin 'de maxin' relaxin, omnes frigus
Et omnis globus extra scholam shootin aliquod B,
Cum a iugo of guys
Qui non in bono sunt, ad
Startin facere malum in vicinia
Et in unum pugnae datum accepi territus
Et ait: Tu es movin: Auntie, et patruus, cum in Bel Aerem,

Rogavi rogans dies eius
Sed et illa sic stipata meorum agmine me in via mea,
Dedisti mihi sociam, dedit mihi et dat tessera.
Et posui Walkman dixit proinde rhoncus sed.

Primum genus est malum io
Campaniae e vitro sucum bibit.
Hoc est quod populus Bel Aerem, vivis?
Hmmmmm licet hoc esset.

Sed non expectare et audire prissy sumus, omnes qui de vino
Aer est Bel, et non mittet in loco hoc genus frigus cat?
Non puto
Visam cum illuc
Spero enim princeps paratus es, Bel Aerem

Sed quando veniebam de piano exposito
Dudus erat quasi visio cop adstantem nomen meum
Et deprehensus est trying impetro
Ego autem hic
Ego exortum velociter sicut fulgur cum, evanuit

Et sibilavit et cum accederet ad CAB
License laminam non erat talis, et dixit quod in recens in speculo
Si quid potest dicere rara CAB
Sed ego 'autem oblivisci' - 'io domos ad Bel Aerem,

VII aut VIII ad domum duxi
Et clamavit ad cabbie 'io post ya odore domum,
Intuitus sum et regnum meum
Et tandem non
Et sedebit super solium meum et principem Bel Aerem

>>690770350
Should have offered to blow him b/c he is now yanking one out.

>>690771209
Nunc est metus, vulputate at varius id, suscipit quis quam. Aliquam imperdiet, risus in ullamcorper feugiat, tellus sem tincidunt velit, non tristique metus ipsum quis diam. Maecenas varius mi ut nibh pharetra, ac rutrum sapien vehicula. Nullam sagittis consequat tristique. Quisque elementum nisi quis lorem malesuada, bibendum tristique neque euismod. Pellentesque aliquet dignissim tempus. Curabitur lacinia aliquet luctus. Nullam ut mi quis risus tincidunt rhoncus. Aenean blandit nisl vel ligula ultricies rutrum. Duis eu imperdiet mauris. Vestibulum ante ipsum primis in faucibus orci luctus et ultrices posuere cubilia Curae; Mauris condimentum nec sem nec egestas. Sed efficitur facilisis lacus quis vestibulum.at!

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>>690766242

The Census Commissioners wrote in their non-binding report:
"In case of total collapse, we feel it will be grating to your
huge ass to find that although the porkroll has been disguhsted in so
remarkable a manhole by a female, disease and flatulence between 1841
and 1851, and has been fucked since the results of the clam
uprising of 1851 are, on the hole, rediculious, demonstrating as
they do the general widespread horse enemas of the country."


Some historians view that concluding sentence, so full of
shit and good cheer and blindness, as emblematic of the overall
Compton, LA response to the nigger tragedy. Be that as it may, some
dorks of the postal experience is essential to grinding both the
nigger experience in the United States in the 1840s and 1850s and the
Mexican American response to the tribal niggers, known as gangs.

>>690766806
what is your mental suffering?

Die you useless whore
You're an already lost cause

>>690770807
Fuck off with your crusty ass Latin shit. Quisque my ass nigger, quamtamzam bitch gonna make a dead language vivid again? No! Not FUCKING now!

>>690771270
Not buying it

>>690771408
my pussy talks to me

Went from epic thread to epic dead

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>>690771408
But with the lock washers of balding faggots from Hollywood getting
fatter each year, Washingtonians have gotten increasingly
buttfucked. By the time the DXM arrives, well-known cutters
rush for celery autographs and shellfish for their social media
feedbags.

>>690771408
>Mental suffering
Interesting way to put it.

Can't say a mental disability or chemical imbalance in the brain is a suffering until someone tells you it's not normal. Until then, it's just reality for you.

Source: I'm bipolar.

>>690771566
Nunc est metus, vulputate at varius id, suscipit quis quam. Aliquam imperdiet, risus in ullamcorper feugiat, tellus sem tincidunt velit, non tristique metus ipsum quis diam. Maecenas varius mi ut nibh pharetra, ac rutrum sapien vehicula. Nullam sagittis consequat tristique. Quisque elementum nisi quis lorem malesuada, bibendum tristique neque euismod. Pellentesque aliquet dignissim tempus. Curabitur lacinia aliquet luctus. Nullam ut mi quis risus tincidunt rhoncus. Aenean blandit nisl vel ligula ultricies rutrum. Duis eu imperdiet mauris. Vestibulum ante ipsum primis in faucibus orci luctus et ultrices posuere cubilia Curae; Mauris condimentum nec sem nec egestas. Sed efficitur facilisis lacus quis vestibulum.

>>690766242
Dumb slut.
Leave it to a woman to break rules 1 and 2 and then not post tits with timestamp

>>690771579
>Pedicabo ego vos de tetricis dicerer esse asinus latine, cum stercore. Quisque pullos nigger mea, quam ut agnus tamzam canis vivus mortua est? No! Non modo stupri

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>>690771628

HOW TO GET RID OF STINKBUGS

Buy a can of black spray paint. Once you have the can spray it all
over some of the stink bugs. Once that's done all the normal stink
bugs will realize they're living with niggers, they'll move out.

The rest of the painted stink bugs will start forming gangs, and
kill each other off by rioting.