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Ok /b/ you have 3 Nukes.. Where would you place them on the map?
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Ok /b/ you have 3 Nukes.. Where would you place them on the map?
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Montreal
Montreal
Montreal
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Peru
Peru
Peru
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Nowhere.
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USA
USA
USA
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>>690762183
On OP's dumb fucking face
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>>690762183
USA
ISRAEL
AFRICA
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>>690762306
Where ever you live

>>690762478
Where ever you live

>>690762504
Especially where ever you live
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North Africa, South africa, middle east
Basically anywhere with colored people
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Russia
Russia
Russia
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Japan
Japan
Japan
they take them well
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>>690762694
Nonononon not Russia

Russia is amazing, why you do dis ;_; russia loves you
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>>690762183
those are some massive explosions
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On all countries that end with stan
Somewhere on Africa where population is the poorest.
Antarctica for the lolz.
Wouldnt drop on USA or Russia because that would imbalance the world too much.
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Syria
Iran
Some shithole in africa
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This map uses Mercator's Projection, which doesn't respect the size of territories. Thus, the size of the nukes is irrevelant

OP is a faggot
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>>690762183
Use all 3 of them to carpet bomb the middle east.
Sure, we lose the oil, but at least ISIS (and the vast majority of radical Islam) isn't going to be a problem anymore.
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USA
Syria
China
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Send all 3 into the atmosphere and end this shit show.
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Russia
Russia
Russia
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>>690762183
This was easy...
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>>690762183
The Antarctic. I hate those smug penguin cunts.
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>>690763297
Kek
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>>690762611

kek'd so hard that I pissed myself
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>>690763457
Plot twist, Op is the same race as faggot commenter.
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>>690763353

You shouldn't have left that sliver of Africa, now the niggers are an extreme world minority allowing them more incentive to feel the need to work together and overthrow the governments in power. They're going to breed and have only 1 common interest, haven't you ever seen planet of the apes??
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>>690762183
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>>690762504
this
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>>690762183
>2016
>not incinerating your enemies from the orbit with a 1.21 gigawat laser cannon?
>shiggy
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>>690762183
China
North Africa
India
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>>690762183

America because I can't stand its population. Middle-East because fuck their terrorist bullshit--taking their shit out on innocent people. Russia Because Putin would fill the power vacuum right after.
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Turkroachistan, Mecca, and Israel.
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>>690763297
>Tfw living in that little triangle between the 3 nukes
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>>690762183
Balkans
Balkans
Балканс.

I'm from fucking Balkans.
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>>690765094
>tfw investigate explosion and die of radiation
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>>690762183
All three of them on Antarctica, melts the ice entire world gets flooded.
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1. Right on Iran directly. Fuck those who inhabit near them

2. Berlin. Because they should have gotten at least one back in 1945.

3. Los Angeles because fuck the people whom inhabit that area and their political views.
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>>690765094
Dodge well anon
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>>690762183
africa, the middle east, and then the middle east again just to be sure.
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1) Antarctica to piss off the liberals faggots

2) Iran, Pakistan, Afghanistan area to get those sand niggers roasted

3) Japan as a final fuck you to say were not sorry
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>>690762183
North Africa
Central Africa
South Africa
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>>690762183
Antarctica to see what the global warming crowd would do

San Andreas fault to speed things up with getting california off of us

Hiroshima just in case they thought we were sorry
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only right answer.
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>>690765650
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Britain
Britain
Britain
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>>690765583
Do you have a folder with text files or something because you copy paste like a 9gager
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Nowhere because violence is immoral. Maybe detonate them in space X-Men Apocalypse style
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>One on Russia, human rights yadda yadda
>One on the middle east, no more ISIS
>One on Hiroshima, in case they thought we were sorry
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>>690762183
I drop every last one of them on Las Vegas
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Pacific, Atlantic and Indian oceans about 1 mile below the surface.

Good bye everyone.
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east usa, mid usa and west usa - done!
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>>690762634
Butt hurt amerifag
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>>690765843
>Hiroshima again

Top Kek anon. Fuck Obama for apologizing. I would have told them we'd do it all over again and maybe three times.
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>>690762183
All in Antarctica. Fuck up coastal communities everywhere, more damage than nukes alone.
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>>690765746
Nice try amerifag
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Step one
>dig hole deep beneathe Yellowstone caldera

Step two
>Insert all three nukes into hole

Step three
>blow up all three nukes

Humanity would be wasted just like the dinosaurs.
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>>690765838
lol penguins dont live on the south pole
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>>690765838
what has antarctica done to you??
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>>690766106
Stay mad and jelly eurocuck
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How the fuck am I supposed to get anything done if I'm dropping my damn nukes on a piece of shit map!
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>>690762183

Something like that.
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>>690762750
russia needs to get fistfucked by hulk
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>>690765388
Creative thinking, anon.
Also this >>690763297
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>>690762478
/thread
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>>690766369
NIGGA CAN YOU EVEN ZOOLOGY
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>>690766524
you missed india
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>>690766896

We still need something to shit on, and they're used to it.
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>>690762631
USA, Israel, and ENGLAND you dork. Guilty by association.
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>>690762694
What do you have against russia?
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>>690763836
Very nice
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>>690763353
You are my man.
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>>690765398
I live in LA and I completely agree with you.
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Mecca?? The Holy Sea???? and... Tibet????
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>>690763297
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Only needed two.
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the three oceans, after a coup, to reinforce the idea of pollution
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>nukes of this size
A single nuke that large would destroy the whole planet, so it doesn't matter where you put it.
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>>690764021
>Southern Spain
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>>690767416
what the hell country???
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The polar ice caps m8
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>>690764709
>caring about the deaths of innocent people.
>dropping 3 nukes
shiggy diggy doo
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>>690762664
you forgot half the planet. asia, india, south america, france and the UK
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>>690762931
>doesnt know that syria is pretty much neighbours to iran
why waste a nuke?
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Israel, Mecca, and Morocco.
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OP's house, his parents' house, and his place of work. I know I'm nuking the same spot three times, but you just gotta be sure.
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>>690767604
Probably Australia m8
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>>690765388
best one
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One of these blast would wipe out life as we know it. Perma-Ice age, no sun for a very long time, no food.

Fuck it, I'll go first then, drop it on New York City. At least i won't starve and freeze to death.
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>>690763353
most of the second one is wasted on low population desert, move it a bit south-east and then we're cooking
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>>690762183
For a thread like this, you need a map projection that preserved the relative size of the landmasses.
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>>690766373
it hasnt submerged florida yet
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>>690762183
Those are insanely powerful nukes
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>>690763297
obviously the only answer...or all 3 in the middle east and MAKE SURE those fuckers are erased.
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>>690763836
This is the ONLY answer
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>>690762183
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>>690763836
only correct answer
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>>690762183
USA, UK, Canada
The source of liberal filth
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All problems solved.
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>>690770001
australia
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>>690762183
Nagasaki, Hiroshima, and Fukushima. Because i'm an asshole
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>>690765124
i feel you
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>>690764709
>taking their shit out on innocent people

Do you even know what you're doing?
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>>690764862
My name is Emir too hahaha, kek
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