Who would you rather bonk?
>>690756753
left ofc
Why not bonk both you lazy cunt
Mccurdy
>>690756753
Depends who is wanna donk
>>690756753
Neither.
They both look like they have Downs Syndrome.
>>690756753
>a coalburner and barely an actress
>a decent dancer with animal knowledge, cute accent and high test
Easy choice there
>>690756753
Jeanette
>all day
>every day
>>690756753
No question
It's obvious which one is the best at wrestling snakes.
>>690756753
Mcgurdy all day, looks like my cousin i used to fuck
>>690757434
Yep. Bindi also got severe daddy issues i imagine,
Just imagine raping her asshole and whispering in her ear "who's your daddy"
Bindi. She's gonna go to shit after 25 but right now with those big tits and baby fat body, heck yes.
>googled other girl
>dated 7 ft tall black NBA player
>how is this even a question?
>>690759572
>Bindi. She's gonna go to shit after 25
I doubt it, both her parents were/are pretty fucking fat free
>>690759572
Dating a nigga...
Disgusting. Fucking Dan defiled her beyond repair.
>>690756753
no fat chicks please
>>690756753
BINDY fuckin IRWIN
Bindi, even though she has the most annoying voice imaginable.
>>690759572
>>690759572
>mfw i'm not black and not an NBA player but still virgin ;-;
>>690759572
it's not a question, it's bait
>>690756753
Seriously. Is Bindi a high-functioning downie or a high-functioning Fetal Alcohol Syndrome case?
would love to suckle on her tig ol bitties
>>690756753
Probs bindi
Though Im loosly related to bindi
Feels weird man
Fun having the last name irwin though
>>690760632
because one is a mudshark
>>690759572
keep up newfriend
>>690760430
>>690760650
>dat 17 year old vitality
>rose in full bloom
>gonna wilt fast though
>>690760122
Dan, Dan...
What's his name again?
>>690756753
I don't bonk, I boink. And whichever one has the tighter pussy. probably CRIKEY'S little roo.
>>690756753
nigger whore, nice titus tho
>>690761283
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake
>>690761283
You don't actually think that's real do you?
but yeah, she has nice tits.
>>690761115
Holder-her-tighter-she's-a-fighter- Schneider?
>>690761283
Icarly was not for kids only.
>>690761115
All that jailbait pussy for free. That fatass is living the dream.
>>690761695
do you have the photoshop with the JUST eyes
>>690761115
>>690761115
dude is certainly a molester
pic related
> someone photoshsop a cock
>>690762038
Wonder how many times he used and abused Miranda. Just look her instagram: poor girl looks dead inside. She looks sad even whe she tries to smile.
More Dan the man and why he's creepy posts, I love that shit.
Why do Bindi Irwin look so asian? Both her parents are blonde haired blue eyed.
Did the wife cheat?
>>690763177
To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.
Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?
So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.
At least you've made it in Hollywood.
>>690763177
>>690763602
Hi, Miranda. I know is unfair, but just forget him and move on. He will never paid.
>>690756753
I'd have the left one sucking my dick while the other tongues my ass hole and plays with my balls.
>$180,000 per Icarly episode
>+100 episode
Memes aside, I totally bet Dan had forcy fun time with her since Drake and Josh for years. And she and her family were OK with it in exchange for that monster paycheck.
bonk neither but bindi is nice
>>690756753
Bindi for sure. She's gonna get thick and have huge titties when she gets older.
>>690764120
>doesn't realise it was a pasta
>thought miranda fucking cosgrove comes to 4chan
We have a Newfag over here
>>690763602
Rumor is she a coked out cum toy at frat parties at her college. Dan killed her soul and dignity.
>>690757378
>>690760616
she looks a lot like her father. Strong genes.
She is well spoken so that rules out Downs.
As far as alcohol fetal syndrome goes, her mother doesnt drink, so no.
>>690760650
53yo tits
>>690759572
RIP all her holes
>>690756753
Who the fuck are these people?
>>690765096
That's a meme.
>>690763351
looks just like dad
>>690765508
is that bill maher? what the fuck?
>>690765508
Who's at a party getting fucked up with Bill maher?
>>690765508
Don't tell me i'm the only one who sees the SE Asian features in her. She looks half Thai or Filipino.
Both her parents are 100% English / Irish.
>>690756753
>Dan's fuck toy, coalburner
>disgusting whale literally who
too close to call
>>690766020
yes, BUT....
look at her dads face.
the traits are all there.
she takes after her dad, and the asian eye trait that Steve has slightly went full bore into his daughter.
>>690761115
Why does she looks like she has been crying a lot???? HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK
>>690757434
This crap is getting to the point of insanity. It is getting as bad in the US is it is in Britain. Hell, Miss America even has a nigger boyfriend. Once a girl/woman becomes a coal burner it is not hard to understand that she is mentally ill to a significant extent. The real question is this: WHAT IN THE HELL IS SO DAMN APPEALING ABOUT A NIGGER TO BEGIN WITH? Is it their inability to run a civilized environment? Their lack of interest in justice? Their hatred for whites (men in particular)? Their genetic predispositon towards violence? Their envy and hatred for our civilization? These damn whores like Jennette McCurdy need to do a little bit of damn thinking about such things because the goddamn niggers are out to destroy our world whether anyone wants to believe it or not. Reality exists beyond what anyone feels or believes and these tramps are so self-centered that they just don't care.
The one on the left looks like an asian Janette Macurdy
>>690766515
She gets me hard like a sting rays tail
Bindi.
No question.
And you just know she's gunna get hotter as she gets older.
>>690761115
>friendly reminder Miranda cucked Dan with the entire USC basketball team
Based Miranda won.
>>690766744
It is Jennette McCurdy
>>690761115
>>690766819
trolling that hard lol
>>690766693
It's fucking strange man. Most men don't like nigger women. Many (including lots of liberals) will not admit it, but you rarely see oil drillers in public, and the only way you see a white guy mention anything positive about a sheboon is if the sheboon is shoved down our throats... You know, like a Halle Berry or something.
Women are something else though.
>>690766863
He is my guilty role model.
The pics are out there
>>690766819
>>690766902
trolling aside, there is something about bindi that makes me think B.O. or constant smelly pussy.
There's no evidence of it, but my brain tells me this when I see her.
>>690767077
You must not get out much
>>690766851
Yeah I just realized that, sorry for that
>>690766020
she's just got a fucked up head mate chill out
>>690766020
I think it's just her face fat mushing her eyes partially closed. She's probably look white if she lost some weight.
>>690767345
Yep
>>690766676
She was crying. It was the final episode.
>>690767233
http://www.syracuse.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2014/03/jennette_mccurdy_photos_lingerie_icarly_andre_drummond.html
>>690759572
loll, you think any girl can resist the BBC? kys whiteboi
>>690767451
She was finally free from Dan the man
>>690767543
Ah, tears of joy. I hadn't considered that. I assumed she was sad because she knew her career was over.
>>690767451
nice PR job, Dan
any Miranda leaks?
>>690767733
I didn't know there were pics of her bare tits. Is there pics of her pussy?
>>690767233
>>690767519
Oh jeez. They're calling THIS "racy." Is it 1942 again?
>>690767630
She is rich as fuck thanks to her Icarly time. She won more than 20M.
>>690767733
Nice nipples
>>690756753
With a shovel?
Probably Bindi.
>>690767525
she has a long term white BF.
nice try, Obama
>>690767733
>>690767774
>>690767812
Shit's pretty pg compared to what we're used to seeing these days. Bitch is a prude lol
>>690756753
Gonna have to call Bindi. Those thick legs and feet...
>>690768059
>"won"
you must be a liberal
>>690763351
i was always wondering this myself
>>690760527
I'd sniff those shoes and beat off.
>>690768275
of course. jelly much?
>>690768173
Same skin tone, similar moles. Could be.
I mean I really don't care because she's meh at best afaic, but that could be her.
>>690767946
Somebody make this right!
>>690768059
>>690768275
Yeah what's that even mean? More like earned, unless there was some lawsuit or something?
>>690756753
she has sexy feet
>>690768355
It was confirmed not to be her over a year ago
>>690768461
Not knowing how Hollywood works. Newfag?
>>690768467
Too bad she's covered in skin cancer.
>>690767946
>>690756753
>Who would you rather bonk?
The niggerfucker is dead to me.
>>690768620
Why you explain it to me, Ari?
>>690768693
Not miranda, but alright mate...
>>690768725
Why don't you*
>>690767946
>mfw I'll never get to pee in her mouth
>>690768467
Veiled icarly feet thread?
>>690768794
How do you know?
>>690765191
Then why doesn't she have upper eyelids?
>>690768880
Why some people call her the ghost?
>>690756753
is the left the blond bitch from icarly? would bang, but the version from the show, not from the pic
>>690768120
>beta bucks
>tryone fucks
>>690769208
wish i could have been in that gangbang
>>690768880
i love Miranda's feet
>>690769517
Explain for science.
>>690769638
She was a cutie in her prime. She is ugly now and that football team ruined her.
>>690769699
dubs have spoken
>>690769638
I was always find of her belly. Dan worked it in on occasion.
>>690769208
>+40 guys vs. 1 girl gangbang
nuff said
>>690767525
That's a guy from Dancing with the Stars.
>>690769792
she's not ugly, but definitely definitely not as good. she stills having having sexy feet though
>>690769906
go on
>>690770049
What kind of sick pervert made this show?
>>690770049
She looks defiled nowadays... Kinda sad. Fucking Hollywood destroys everything.
>>690770283
Dan "Get in the Van" Schneider
>>690770283
Dan "Hymen destroyer" Schneider
>>690770049
perfection
>>690756753
Neither look like they can outrun me nor fight me off so I guess I don't have to choose :)
>>690770049
time to fap
moar
>>690768473
No it wasn't it was "confirmed" by some faggot who made a "proof" picture on paint.
That's not proof or confirmation.
>>690770049
this is pure gold. *faps furiously*
>>690770187
>>690759572
jesus
>>690768693
>>690771606
Was she naked in Intruders?
she used to be so hot. her feet still sexy though
>>690771881
A bit fat
>>690770802
>>690771606
good times, good times