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ur mum

Punched a bitch in the face while i was drunk, she was trying to rape me n shit

Declined sex offer irl from my best friend's girlfriend who was 2 years older because I thought her to stink too bad. Later on friendzoned her. fucking kek

>>690747275
rape probably. Only done 3 times though

>>690747275
my now ex-GF was moving to new york city and wanted to split up. We were about 22 at the time. So I suggested we have one last fun night together and booked a hotel in a fun town.

shes not much of a drinker but I really am. I drank most of a 750ml of crown royal and took a viagra without her knowing. The proceeded to pound the life out of her pussy with my drunken, enraged penis for the next hour.

there were tears in her eyes and I made her bleed. She probably could have called it rape. but the next day we went our separate ways and havent spoken since.

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>>690747275
>What's the most alpha thing you've done?
I'm voting for Hillary.

Next door neighbor about my age thought I was a cool guy. He got a new gf who didn't have friends in this town.
We hung out and I fucked her.

Twice.

They broke up not long after and she stalked HIM. Topkek.

>>690749748
I'd fuck that trump asshole hybrid in your pic before voting hillary.

Dumped a girl, few months later saw her in pub, id heard she was seeing somone new, walked up to her lead her to toilets and fucked her right there and came on her skirt then left without saying a word. apparently she was out with her bf

I've been having an affair with my best buddy since childhoods wife and he still doesn't know. He served 2 tours of Afghan and one in Iraq and each time he was away it would start up again.

He came back wounded from his last tour and I would visit him in the hospital and sit in on his physio sessions to encourage him. Only most of the time I was banging his wife a few hours later. He's recovered pretty well since, but he's all fucked up from the PTSD. Our affair still carries on even now as she constantly complains about how he has no desire to sleep with her and that he came back from his last tour "half the man he was when he left".

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>>690747275
thats jewdank, the jewdank from /r/jewdank, you fucking redditfag

I am pretty average looking and apparently was very convincing when drunk. After a party night I fucked my wife and her two friends. Still don't know how I pulled it off.

>>690747275
Fucked a sissy boy

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>>690748911
Much edge

>>690747275
>2016.5
>wanting to be alpha
masculinity is for the stupid.

>tell chick that I can sense her want for me
>ohshitwhathaveidone.webm
>next day follow her home
>throws herself over me
>fuck her for an hour straight

Eventually she turned out to be insane, but you know..

i said hi to my mum once

>>690750651
alpha is unrelated to masculinity you fucking summerfag.

>>690750398
Wow you are an asshole. Jesus i hope karma is real and just reks you completely

went out with younger classmate who always was talking about her crush to me, kissed another girl in front of her, said ''fucking easy college girls'', then kissed her, drove her home afterwards and fucked her

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>sophomore year of high school
>waiting in line for lunch
>a 9 is in front of me getting some food
>tap on her shoulder
>as she turns around I pull a quarter from behind her ear
>now she has her full attention on me
>"g'day there, my damsel."
>she smiles and blushes
>I tell her some bomb ads riddles
>I perplex her with some magic tricks I've been practicing on the side
>she blew me right in the middle of the cafeteria
>cash was so shit
>I ran all the way home, skipping the rest of school
>my sister asked why I was home so early
>in my alpha rage I punch her in the face
>grab a capri-sun pouch and tell all my friends on runescape about my day

>>690750651
L M F A O
>le perfect gentleman has appeared

Bruh fuck off with your gay sociology degree and hit the gym

>>690751296
>cash was so shit

Don't know why I laughed so hard at that

>>690747275
I guess you could count having 50 professional muay thai fights

>>690751916
Did you have fight anxiety at first?

>>690752017
i've only won 4 fights. literally a 4-46 record so yes I get anxious. everyone tells me to stop and that i'm getting punchy for no reason but Rocky inspired me too much I guess.

>>690752158
Yea, that shit fucking sucks. Feels like there's no strength in your punches and your arms seem light af.

>>690752017
Yeah my first 7 first where not good.. I was 1-6. I went away for 6 months to re evaluate..decided I wanted to fight. I'm now a 3 time world champion.

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>Be me 19 yo guy in a bar
>Some bitch yappin her mouth about how hot she is
>Denying guys left and right
>She thinks she is 10 but in reality she is a 8 at best
>Decide to teach slutty mcNoTits a lesson
>Smooth shit up
>Droppin bombs on moms
>She wants my D
>Tell her to go wait infront of the toilet and we will ditch this shit and go to mine
>I can't tell you how much i held back just to get this bitch to sink for me
>She waits outside
>For like 25 min she waits and waits
>I tell these 2 other grills im trying to get back at my cheating shitbag ex and ask if they will help
>Im a smooth talker and i talk alot of shit. They believed every word
>Tell all kinds of horrors "She did"
>They hate her
>We walk outside right up to this bitch
>Got the grills in my arm, they like 8/9
>"Where the fuck were you we were supposed to go!?"
>Look at her with a smuggish look
>"Girls i told you she crazy. I DONT WANT YOU JUST GET OUT OF MY LIFE"
>Make out with the bitches and one grabs my comftorably unhariy ass
>Shim shiggy bitch, flip her off and go to mine and smoke weed
>Fuck smug cunts, they horrible
>Mfw she is furious and i aint even a little mad

>>690747545
not alpha
>>690748204
alpha
>>690748911
edge lord
>>690749748
not alpha
>>690750117
that's so fucking fake i'm cringing
>>690750398
fuck you
>>690750790
thanks
>>690751916
you sound like a walking meme
>>690751296
alpha as FUCK

>>690752521
No my nickname is actually tomahawk.. Not meme. But it's ok :) I get paid to fight

>>690752459
this is terrible bait

>>690752704
yeah and your mum gets paid to fuck, still don't care you autistic meme

fucked a preggo so hard she lost her kid

great method to get rid of those pests

Fucked a 15 year old girl on a public train.

To be fair though, I was 15 myself at the time, and the train was nearly empty. Nobody saw us except the CCTV cameras.

>>690750117
>>690752521
and yet its true friend

>>690750398
thats not even alpha that is just being a shitty human being. So much for "best bud"

>>690751296
and that is what started the falador massacre everyone

>>690753321
I couldn't ever imagine someone on an anonymous website lying, could you? You're a total bullshit artist, what do you take us for, gullible cuckholds? Post a pic of your face, you'd have to be bloody attractive to pull that off. faggot

tore down some bitches safe zone using only my words and inside voice.

>>690753576
im not the ugliest fecker no, she was somewhat of a slam pig. but arguing on the internet is retarded

>>690754212
if you think that then why are you arguing the point? And if she was horribly ugly - ugly enough to fuck a autistic faggot like you while on a date - then is it really alpha or even something to be proud of? From the perspective of someone who is a complete failure in life in both a social and academic/professional sense, sure. comparatively alpha, but not in comparison to the general population of people. tl;dr you are a lying fucking faggot with little to no personal achievement, spend less time trying to show off on /b/ and more time thinking about how you are ever going to move out of your parents house. pleb

>>690754212
pussy

>>690747275
Cheated on my gf when i was at some party. When she was giving me head she asked "can your girlfriend do that?" and i responded with chuckling and saying "yeah kinda". She continued the blow job, we fucked, i came inside her.

Drank a case of Budweiser and harassed some ten year old girl on a No Doubt fan forum

>>690749461
Good god man

>>690752521
every thread has an autist replying to everyone, here is our very own retard.

>>690755688
not alpha

>>690755995
if it wasn't for the autists no one would be letting people know if they were alpha or not

>had been seeing this girl for a couple months
>short little redhead, great body, fierce eyes
>banging her in her dorm
>interested in her
>she pulls the "im speaking with xguy"
>it's the bar owner of my favorite hangout
>a little heartbroken
>they split up a few months later
>she asks to hang out the DAY they split up
>i had just finished fucking another girl
>drove immediately to her dorm
>we fucked too
>mfw i didn't even shower inbetween
>she tells me she thought of me most of the time with xguy
He closed the bar that day cos he was upset apparently.

I'll cont with more stories. I'm a "fuckboy" so to speak

>>690747275
I once went as far as to want more like, in mexico
Alpha as fuck
Also beat a man to death with my fists for raping a lil girl

>>690755995
see
>>690756277


someone has to judge, when it comes down to it that's entirely what this thread is about.

Fucked my friend's girlfriend while he 'slept' on the floor next to the bed.

>>690756297
Hate the word fuckboy, but you've had a pretty tops experience and I'm curious to hear more stories

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>>690747275
fuck my exes sister at my exes birthday house party

>>690756297
>be hanging at bar (years later)
>qt with jock bf sitting at other end
>she's blonde, red low cut shirt on
>she is completely uninterested
>he's 5'5, fuckin beefed out gym rat
>my friend is even pointing out she's texting and shit
>she leaves to bf
>i come up to other side to chat with him briefly
>he's smug as fuck
>i was asking honest questions
>what do you do, awesome man!, etc
>i drink a couple there
>she chats with me when she's back
>i get her number in front of the dude
>she says she doesn't remember giving it to me next day
>we still hang out
>they were talking apparently
>bang
>it was awful tbh she totally just laid there
>dude sees me a week later and tries to fight
>decline... I've already beat ya dude
>told her a week later i wanted to be friends
>he still creeps on me

lay wasnt even worth his bullshit really but i did get her number while she was on a date and bang her afterwards

>be me in college.
>at shitty hood rat house party.
>need to take a piss. go upstairs to bathroom and >piss.
>some teen girl barges into the bathroom.
>shake my cock at her and tell her to suck me off.
>strokes me for awhile and takes me back to a >bedroom. sucks me. I blow my load and she >swallows it while sucking me dry. doesn't miss a >drop.
>take off from party while the getting is good.

>>690752521
>muhhh lets all praise our soldiers like heroes and act like they didnt kill millions of innocent people

Fucking really ?

>>690757186
post more of her.

>>690757618
if a dude fucks his "best friends" wife, he is scum

Fucked my teacher after she failed me, she gave me a curve so I pass after allq

I had 2 girlfriends that were both 8/10 for a while. Of course it didnt work out in the long run. Still dating one of them though but had to break up with the other one. Dont know if that counts though.

Found a girl on tinder who's husband was a cuck. Met her at a hotel room and fucked on camera so he could watch it later. Used her phone to film close ups of her sucking my dick to send him updates. It was hilarious

>girlfriend was crazy (full on psych ward shit)
>when she went to psych ward her ex bf rang her and told her he still loved her (not sure if she knew the significance of the timing or not)
>she tells me she wants to get back at him because he "genuinely" loved her as opposed to me who doesn't really love her
>i'm pretty offended cos the shit she listed is absolute rubbish
>apparently the first time they met up he got 3 speeding fines because he was that keen to see her, along with some other absolute bullshit reasons
>i didn't really realise what i was getting myself into at the start of the relationship and had kind of been considering calling it quits for a bit
>however, as i said i'm offended because the reasons are stupid, and i'm the sort of person who has to be right
>i send her a big email so i can put all of my words down at once
>explain that you don't love someone before you have met them, if you get 3 speeding fines because you're so in love with someone you've never met you're actually a fucking retard, tell her how wrong she is on all the other shit, blah blah blah
>she says "you are wrong i still want to be with him"
>i just say "ok" and delete her off everything
>this upsets her and extends her stay in psych ward
>her father rang to have a go at me (cunt always liked his own voice too much), i told him my side of the story
>her mother was pretty cool and she rang me as well but to apologise

>girl apologised after getting out, wanted to make up
>friendzoned her, not geting involved with that shit again
>she gets really annoying over time ("addicted" to weed, still depressed, unmotivated, with the personality matching exactly).
>something i do sets her off (i didn't want to stay at her place for dinner, especially when i heard her dad was coming)
>this was apparently the end of the world
>i left, think "if she wants to apologise she can, but i'm not gonna bother"
>she didn't

oh well. alpha? or na

>>690750398
Fuck you jodie

Fucked a married chick while her husband was out of town. Now they are divorced because of me.

>>690757618
A little edgy, maybe?

Fuck a small dicked black guys girl three days straight

Beat the shit out of someone who nearly flattened me in their car.
Then had a girly ass breakfast and enjoyed it.

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Not this

>>690757093
same, just trying to illustrate

>>690757618
i'm awful man but you're below trash if you really think this

>>690757415
hard to type up other stories, pulled 5 different girls in a week twice in my life, pulled some "rare" girls out of my area.
banged a cute christian girl within 30 minutes of meeting her once. easy to do if you just show up late and have a friend in common

>show up to smalltown bar just 5 min outside of my place
>roommate is there talking with 3 girls
>he went to school with them apparently
>chat with the one
>she's like mila jovovich's doppleganger, just not rail skinny
>lol oh hey you know my roommate!
>what are you doing afterwards?
>bar is closing (shit closes early in a small town dude it's like 1)
>right back to my place
>skip the talking
>straight to my bed

She says it was totally out of character but she doesn't even regret it. She met a McRegular guy a month or so afterwards and I'm pretty sure they're married now

>>690750398
That's not an alpha manaeuver, that's a vulture/weasel move. Alphas operate in the open.

>>690747275
Locked eyes with an alright looking nigress in a smoking area of a club, she was in the middle of a group of nigs. I just pushed passed them and started making out with her in the middle, then left without them saying anything...

>>690759817
fake as fuck