Well guys, I finally did it.
after 32 years of going without sex, i broke down and paid for a prostitute when I was in Puerto Vallarta last week. Long story short
>never talked to women before
>saved up money and went to mexico
>found this girl and she started flirting with me
>new something was up and then she said she would spend some time with me if I had some cash
>paid 300USD for 1 hour of time
I have pics (pic related)
only downside, my dick is itching like crazy. I was told it was normal for that to happen after sex because of the fluids in the vagina so i'm not gonna worry about that.
>>690745572
Never had an itchy did after sex, did you wear a condom?
>>690745777
I did not. Gonna post some pics
>>690745572
obvious bait
You have chlamydia.
>>690745572
Saggy as hell, man. Would not bang.
Also, go see a doctor. You probably just got an STD.
And yeah, this is obv's bait.
sucks to hear bout aids but lets see that ass!!! congrats op
>>690745572
300 usd per hour? dude...
>>690745967
>>690745875
>>690745866
Nope. she said she was clean
>>690746044
it was worth it to me to eliminate my wizard-level virginity status.
>>690745989
Got anymore pics of this whore's body? Also, you better get checked for STDs. It wasn't wise to fuck that skank without a condom on dude.
good on you op. i did the same but didnt wait as long as you.
save up for thailand next time
>>690746182
probably not but I really believe that it's just from never having contact with vaginal fluids before.
>>690746269
Yeah, vaginal fluids riddled with all kinds of nasty diseases, maybe!
>>690745777
Trips confirm herpes
>>690746269
>vaginal fluids
Is the shaft itchy or just the area around?
Because ive had an itch around the hair if it was trimmed beforehand, after sex.
>>690745572
300 fucking dollars? In Mexico? Holy shit you got ripped off. Me and a couple bros of mine fucked this Mexican whore in tj for 40 bucks each and we gang banged her all night long.
>>690746269
My dick didn't itch after my first time. My boxers got stuck to it tho, had to peel them off
>>690746547
shaft.
>>690746578
i didn't want to bang some disease riddled whore for 40 dollars so this seemed better. I figure if she charges everyone 300 she doesn't have the clientele that leads to disease.
Was it better or worse than expected
>>690746746
That's some sound logic there... Ok. Enjoy your chlamydia.
>>690746746
You are such an idiot. Hope you die, mate
>>690746174
>>>690745967
>>>690745875
>>>690745866
>Nope. she said she was clean
Are you retarded
How much did you last?
>>690746748
about the same as i expected. I did expect to cum right away but she wasn't super tight so that helped me last longer
>>690746174
>Nope. she said she was clean
you probably were her first too
>>690746746
How long after sex did it start to itch? Does it feel like bubbles are happening in your dick, almost like soda? Any discharge? Not a doc, just....experienced...
>>690747000
she blew me for probably 10 minutes then I took a break for about 10 minutes so I wouldn't cum right away. sex for maybe 15 minutes. I wasn't exactly keeping track of time.
>>690745572
you over payed, you moron.
>>690745852
You caught some nasty shit, OP.
>Mexican hooker
>Bareback
My sides.
>>690747224
I noticed it that night at the hotel. Then it was really itchy on the flight home. no discharge really. Feels like if you roll around in grass for a while and get itchy from that, but on my dick
>>690747224
What does bubbling on the dick signify?
wear a condom you fucking dumbass
Lol bro you paid about 280 too much
>>690747365
Chlamydia...only way I can describe it.
I'm lucky I escaped relatively unscathed from earlier years as a dude who would fuck almost anything.
>>690747253
>>690747253
Bro I get pussy every week, for the last like...4-5 years.. She's cute though so good job.
>>690746746
>if she charges everyone 300 she doesn't have the clientele that leads to disease.
No, she spotted the virgin, and ripped you off.
>>690747365
A clear case of soda-dick. First your dick starts spouting carbonated urine. Then your dick falls off
>>690745572
So you're telling me you waited 32 years to have sex and in all that time you never considered it would be a bad idea to fuck a hooker without a condom.
might as well just end it now you're bloody hopeless
>>690745572
>>690745852
Here's where you fucked up, OP.
>Fucking a Mexican hooker bareback
>Paying $300 TO FUCK THAT. IN MEXICO.
If you wanted to go to Mexico and get an STD, you could've done if for $50 or less.
>>690746350
I doubt herpes would start itching that fast. OP probably got crabs.
easily treatable OP. basically lice on your dick.
Sounds like a case of jocks itch... aka thrush. get some athletes foot cream, has same active ingredient needed. sorted. and get yourself checked, you prolly got hiv too
>>690747487
Kind of makes me glad I'm a grand wizard.
Can't tell if everyone saying STD is trolling or if I should actually get checked.
>>690745572
Any more pics?
>>690747886
Dude, no trolling here. If you barebacked a mexican hooker, then YES you should get checked. It's probably something easily treatable, but the sooner you get it checked, the better off you'll be.
>>690747347
Sometimes my dick gets itchy if I wear a condom and the condom pulls on the hairs at the base of my shaft.
However based on those pics you had no condom so I'm not sure.
Did she scrape your dick with her teeth at all or jerk you off with no lube and chaffed it?
>>690747886
I can't tell if you're trolling by saying you think you don't have and std or if you're actually stupid enough to think your dick is supposed to itch a bunch after "waiting a long time to have sex".
after barebacking a mexican hooker who "said she was clean", no less.
>>690747886
If you're to scared/embarrassed to see a doctor then at least stick it in some natural yogurt.