>>690745300
somehow managed to get a girlfriend

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>>690745424
congrats anon.
is she a cutie ?

I don't know why I should

>>690745300
too lazy

>>690745517
Hell yea would put pics but on different computer and dont have phone

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>>690745519
you probably shouldn't.
>>690745610
good thing.
>>690745643
cool. glad you got a cute gf. hope she totally sluts it out for you.

>>690745300
Have been enjoying life lately and I'm young don't want to kill myself until I least get a blowjob

I have work at 9 am

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>>690745763
good deal man.

Still not finished getting swole as fuck. Might kill myself when I get bored of that though.

>>690745763
>until I least get a blowjob
How fucking young are you? Underage b&

>>690745300
Too lazy

I'm in love

>>690745978
21, I got a handjob when I was 14 nothing since then. I'm just ugly

>>690745300
Just got a new job and dumped a cheating cunt of a GF. Gonna live a good life to spite the bitch

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>>690745818
we get sauce on that?


Also idk sauce on mine... been looking tho.

>>690746141
Lift

>>690746235
I do but I'm still a manlet with an ugly face. Girls giggle when they see my face I wish I was joking.

>>690745300
Because only a idiot kills themselves, when they could instead spend the remainder of their life killing once who deserve to die.

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Just developed a process that I can patent and it looks like I'm about to start making $800k/year from it. So I got that going for me.

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>>690746457
good point.
>>690746559
that's great news anon.

>>690745300
I never understood why people would kill themselves. You're already gonna die, why not
ride it out and have some fun, why miss out?
sure life can suck sometimes but thats no reason.

I wont do it cause there is no reason. I'm broke
no car, I rent a room, all I really need is my
woman and my cat, and my guns and I'm happy.

>>690746559
Delusional.

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>>690746853
>I never understood why people would kill themselves. You're already gonna die, why not
>ride it out and have some fun, why miss out?
>sure life can suck sometimes but thats no reason
i agree with this.

>>690747150
funny show. but untrue statement.

Because my wife slathered me up in coconut oil and massaged my prostate while giving me the best fucking handjob of my life last night. That will get me through the next couple days easily.

>>690746853
Ignorance is bliss.

>>690745424
You're lucky that is all it took.

Had serveral gfs and I am still miserable.
I mean sex is great and hanging out with is fun but deep down life still sucks and has no meaning.

> no

Drugs are fun, and i got cash for a while

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>>690747371
that sounds interesting.
>>690747398
it is.
>>690747467
life never has any meaning, but that doesn't mean its worth ending.
>>690747504
cool. what drugs you using these days ?

>>690745300
I gotta be at work in an hour. Company needs me.

thinking of plowing my car in to a tree as fast as I can, but I keep thinking I'm going to survive it some how so I hold off

>>690747467
yup i think about that everyday still i love her to death but still wanting to kill myself for some reason. idk

>>690745300
went for run
about to get a burger
hopefully have more weed soon

little things

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>>690747643
cool. what do you do?
>>690747659
bad ass way to die. but also could result in just being fucked up and having to live like that. maybe think about living.
>>690747767
cool. yeah the little things.

>>690745300
because No man's Sky was supposed to come out today, so I have to postpone my death until I've completed it.

>>690747681
Yeah exactly.

Like on the outside I seem perfectly happy and content. But inside I am like fuck this shit I am done.

None of my friends have any idea. Except my very best friend.

>>690747398
Im happy with what I need, I dont think thats
ignorance, my arrogant friend.

I also started a corporation recently
and I did it because I could, just like you could
but you dont have the balls to step up, anything
is possible if you make it so.

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>>690747893
I'm the supervisor for Duluth Trading Company customer service. I listen to peoples phone calls and do QA and coaching. When they say "This call may be monitored", I'm the one listening.

>>690748164
none of my friends have no idea.

not killing yourself is cool and all, but I'm going to need the source for these clips.

>>690745300
Well. I had to go to work, so logically me being dead isn't gonna work out.

>>690748259
>I never understood why people would kill themselves

Because you ignorant and obvlious to the real problems suicidal people have.

>>690748466
Well you are right about that, I think that most of
the time its in your head. If you have negative thoughts
then shit wont look right. Give me a viable example
of why someone would kill themselves. And I
want a real reason, none of this "I lost an Ipod"
shit.

Because I love what I do for a living.

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>I'm married to a beautiful woman who's an amazing cook (pic related) and my best friend
>we have an active and satisfying sex life
>I have three wonderful kids I adore
>I live in a comfortable home, drive a nice car and own both
>I have a well paying job I find fulfilling
>I work with nice people who respect me
>I have a fairly affluent lifestyle but live well within my means
>I'm on pace to retire in my 50s
>I'm in good overall health

>>690748636
OK my dad killed himself after a car accident that left his paralyzed and unable to use his dick. Tell me how enjoyable life is when you have to stick a tube from your peehole to your bladder everytime you have to piss.

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>>690748164
it's good you have a best friend that knows you. that's reason enough to persist.
>>690748259
g'luck in your bizness anon.
>>690748271
heard any good stuff ?
>>690748376
don't know bro.
>>690748406
makes sense.
>>690748685
and what is that ?

>>690745300
Still got some weed left

>>690745732
Link or sauce

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>>690745300
because how would i browse dank memes if i'm dead

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I mean, I know people get mad when niggas ask for source but... These search things don't always work

im going to the pool today with my students and i cant wait to "accidentally" get a boner and "accidentally" rub it against the girls so they can feel it

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> just got back from afghanistan 2 months ago
> dating three girls simultaneously
> bought a new Subaru BRZ
> started graduate school

too fucking busy to kill myself just yet.

>shut

>>690748765
Id probably do the same thing at that point. Sorry
about your dad bro, thats fucked.

Can you give me an example of someone would
kill themselves if they had everything to lose?

>>690748769
Yeah this is my first business, I'll do my best
if shit fails, ill try again, but considering I have
been doing this for a long time now under the table
im finally legal to the state and everything so
i can expand without being fucked by daddy
government, crossing all t's and dotting all i's.

It's my birthday

>>690749286
Happy birthday, any plans, how old now?

>>690745300
because my wife has finally got her sex drive back 4 years after having our kid.

I get to lick her asshole now.

>>690746141
Lift, diet, do some cardio, wear nicer clothes

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>>690748774
going to smoke it ?
>>690748803
dont' know
>>690749174
cool. which is your favorite girl of the 3 ?
>>690749286
happy bday anon.
>>690749431
nice. hope you get to fuck her brains out.

>>690749286
Happy birthday anon

>>690749568

well, the first one im closest too but shes got a lot of baggage, shes a bartender at a local metal bar that i now drink for free at.

second one is this sexually inexperienced white hispanic girl that is going through a divorce, she lets me do anything i want to her.

third is a qt pie hairdresser that is also really submissive and lets me do what i want to her.


so socially, the first, i would say the second or third tie for physical relations.

>>690748685
>>690748769
I'm a hacker. Legal-ish-ly.
Incident response, reversing, etc

>>690749251
Well that kinda defeats the point. People don't kill themselves when they have a good life it's the people who are struggling to wake up every morning because they have no pleasure in their life. I'm not defending the 14 year old girl who kills herself because of a guy, I'm just saying there are lots of justifaible reasons people want to die, and you didn't seem to get that in your first post.

>>690749286
Happy birthday

I have an exam tommorrow that im gonna fail, so i can't miss that. Just got a job, but not getting any hours. And it's my bro's 21st soon, so i have to be alive for that.

op you're not being inspirational... in fact, if I don't get source on >>690745732

I will kill myself today, and name you "OP" as why I did it. you'll be in big trouble with the SJW crowd.

Not today because I told my wife I need a break and im banging my bestfriends wife. Shes pregnant (hopefully with his kid) so im riding this train for the next 8 months at least

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I'm not leaving this earth a virgin

>>690745300

just got home from work.
I just finished my coffee and now i'm gonna have breakfast.
took my dogs out for a walk when i got home from work. we hung out outside the house for a bit.
after breakfast, surf the net for a bit, shower, surf again and then go to bed. check my stocks and then sleep.

so nope. not today.

>>690749017
google is shit try tineye com

http://spankbang com/1gpr/video/lily%2Bluscious%2Blily%2Bgets%2Blaid%2Bover%2Bher%2Bbed/comments

meh lots of reasons to, but just as many reasons not too...as long as i got good money coming in i probably won't. If it stops probably will. Also I have to feed my dogs today

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>>690749780
nice.
you're a lucky bro.
>I'm a hacker. Legal-ish-ly.
>Incident response, reversing, etc
>>690749794
cool job.
>>690749951
g'luck on your exam.
>>690750020
damn, sorry i KILLed you bro.
hope i don't KILL you tho.
>>690750042
interesting situation.
>>690750251
how do you plan to solve your virginity problem ?
>>690750285
what kind of dogs you have ?

>gf broke up with me yesterday
>surprisingly feels okay

Yeah don't know why, the only thing that comes to mind is that I might have actually felt shittier with her since she pretty much never showed any signs of love. My occasional idiocy and the shit I get myself into fascinates me.

>>690749537
thanks for the advice I'm glad somebody out there gives a fuck about me

>>690745818
sauce?

>>690750388
this fucking hero right here. saved a life

>>690750530
>how do you plan to solve your virginity problem ?

hope and patience to find a girl who just likes me enough to deign have an intercourse with me. We'll next see if it's something worth living or dying for

>>690745300
tryna get that sauce before I kill myself OP

Not today but thinking about hanging my self in an abandoned building Friday ,
All I want is a friends with benifits but that's never the case
Last week fucked my exs sister she was calling me
Baby babe all that days after now I can't get a reply this happens often

>>690750989
>implying that was even advice

this should be common knowledge

Still finding a reason, but will probably choose the usual one, I don't want to make other people sad/damaged. So I'll just endure another day with the toxic people I'm surrounded with.

>>690751078
where the fuck are you from. please speak in your native language from now on

>>690745300
A Cleveland team won a title after 52 years.

>>690745300
sauce ?

>>690748743
>the real american dream

damn dude. sounds like the life

>>690751217
Just about any advice can be considered common knowledge if you want to be a dick about it.

>>690745818
whats her name...?

oh my god... OP is a mastermind... we can't kill ourselves until we get sauce for OP's post... FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU

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>>690750530
I very interesting. She has a twin sister I can fuck almost anytime I want. Her twin sister hit on me a few weeks back. Told me I should "take care of her " cus her bf cant make her cum. I wanna bang her too soooo badly but im tryin to decide if the other sister actually has feelings for me or not. She says she does but bitches be bitches. So the wife is actually an hour away with her mom. Shes never drove ir had a job so I said dhe should get ger licence and a job and her own place and be independant for about a year. So to sum up: fucking friends wife and possibly her twin sister and wife is on the backburner til this plays out a little more. Im excited to fivd out how it turns out
Pic related is almost her exact body

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>>690750989
we care bro.
>>690751045
no sauce.
>>690751078
or a hooker.
>>690751102
no sauce to give. so don't kill yourself.
>>690751445
i know isn't it great.

>>690751541
working out/exercising/dieting to get in shape? unheard of.
wear nicer clothes to attract the opposite sex?? PROFOUND!

this is on par with telling you to get off your lazy ass and take a goddamn shower.

maybe if he was a little more detailed in ways to diet to lose weight, or which workouts burn the most calories etc etc.... then it would be advice.

>>690751800
>no sauce
>don't kill yourself.

I guess I have to now. I sort of promised myself, and I hate breaking promises

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>>690751969

>>690752108
... or die tryin'

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>>690752086
if it's you breaking a promise to you, then it's ok. cause you can forgive yourself for the broken promise.

>>690751078
no, of course is not something wroth living for dude, what do you expect, some magical bullshit ?
It just dick in pussy you know, it's cool yeah, but nothing incredible or bullshit like that

>>690752265
sauce?

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>>690751663

>>690752265
when you put it that way....

why is the guy in the back just jerking off? stick it in one of the other guys and get this party started

Because i still need to study more for my calc final

I'm too much of a pussy and I don't want to cause anyone the pain of having to deal with my death in any way.

I think that once my girlfriend leaves me, my parents and dog die and my 3 friends abandon me, I'll off myself.