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2016-06-21 13:05:59 Post No. 690744105
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:05:59 Post No. 690744105 [Report]
Gf is asleep and I got boner

Wat do
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:06:46 Post No.690744180
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:06:46 Post No.690744180 [Report]
>>690744105
jerk into her face
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:06:55 Post No.690744199
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>>690744105
Gf
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:08:54 Post No.690744370
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:08:54 Post No.690744370 [Report]
>>690744199
put your damn cum on her
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:09:57 Post No.690744470
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:09:57 Post No.690744470 [Report]
>>690744105
Masterbate in a corner like the good little boy you are
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:12:49 Post No.690744741
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:12:49 Post No.690744741 [Report]
>>690744199
Ouch... Thats a fat girlfriend.
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:12:55 Post No.690744747
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Join a Civil War re-enactment group
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:13:32 Post No.690744803
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:13:32 Post No.690744803 [Report]
>>690744105
Stop re posting
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:13:59 Post No.690744839
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:13:59 Post No.690744839 [Report]
>>690744741
Maybe she's just allergic to her own body.
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:14:29 Post No.690744881
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:14:29 Post No.690744881 [Report]
>>690744105
Pull her pants down, send photo to us, jerk off, cum on her ass, send photo to us
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:15:52 Post No.690745001
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quietly set the house on fire, and drive to a Ihop
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:18:41 Post No.690745252
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A. Take a shit in the bathroom sink, and swear it mush have been the dog.

B. Buy a dog
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:18:50 Post No.690745271
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:18:50 Post No.690745271 [Report]
>>690744105
Stahp reposting da landwhale
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:19:20 Post No.690745309
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:19:20 Post No.690745309 [Report]
You're in time to kill that chubby bitch
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:21:05 Post No.690745478
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:21:05 Post No.690745478 [Report]
>>690744105
Gently work your cocks way into her mouth and post results
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:22:46 Post No.690745640
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Open her Facebook page, and see if you can get her dad to send nudes.
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:24:12 Post No.690745764
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:24:12 Post No.690745764 [Report]
Put a bit of chocolate down her pants between her butt cheeks
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:25:19 Post No.690745872
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:25:19 Post No.690745872 [Report]
cum over ass or tits
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:25:52 Post No.690745912
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:25:52 Post No.690745912 [Report]
>>690744105
dick in ear
>cum inside
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:26:29 Post No.690745972
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:26:29 Post No.690745972 [Report]
>>690745764
Banana works just as good
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:26:29 Post No.690745973
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:26:29 Post No.690745973 [Report]
>>690744105
chop your dick off and shove it up your own ass
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:26:29 Post No.690745974
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:26:29 Post No.690745974 [Report]
>>690744105
Take a picture of your hard penis, next to her face
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:26:29 Post No.690745975
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:26:29 Post No.690745975 [Report]
Kill her and then yourself.
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:26:39 Post No.690745991
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:26:39 Post No.690745991 [Report]
>>690744199
DON'T FEED IT ANYMORE !
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:26:59 Post No.690746021
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>>690745972
Did someone say, banana?
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:27:41 Post No.690746086
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:27:41 Post No.690746086 [Report]
>>690744199
$10 that this is your sister and not your gf
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:28:36 Post No.690746152
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:28:36 Post No.690746152 [Report]
>>690746086
Even more reason to shoot a load on her
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:28:57 Post No.690746186
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:28:57 Post No.690746186 [Report]
>>690746086
Ha!
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:30:21 Post No.690746307
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:30:21 Post No.690746307 [Report]
Squirt Mayo in her hand then tickle her ear with a feather
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:30:58 Post No.690746361
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:30:58 Post No.690746361 [Report]
So...is OP a faggot?
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:31:38 Post No.690746414
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Print up a shit load of photos of Danny Glover, and plant them in all her pockets in the closet, purses, glove box etc...
Thousands of pictures of Danny Glover she will find over the next few months
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:31:50 Post No.690746435
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:31:50 Post No.690746435 [Report]
>>690746361
OP is always a faggot
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:32:15 Post No.690746471
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:32:15 Post No.690746471 [Report]
Blow up a balloon or condom hold above her ear and pop it
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:34:19 Post No.690746634
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:34:19 Post No.690746634 [Report]
Run, run and never look behind.
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:35:00 Post No.690746692
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:35:00 Post No.690746692 [Report]
Open up a tin of tuna use a eye dropper suck of some liquid and drip it on her panties
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:35:12 Post No.690746714
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:35:12 Post No.690746714 [Report]
Post a pic with her and your cock in it
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:35:41 Post No.690746769
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:35:41 Post No.690746769 [Report]
Fap to tranny porn
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:38:19 Post No.690747037
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:38:19 Post No.690747037 [Report]
Watch scat porn with volume right up and masturbate furiously next to her
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:38:20 Post No.690747039
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Go get a haircut, you look disgusting
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:39:06 Post No.690747113
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>>690744105
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:39:29 Post No.690747144
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:39:29 Post No.690747144 [Report]
>>690744105
Record yourself jacking off inches from her face. When she wakes up, show her the video.
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:40:38 Post No.690747247
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:40:38 Post No.690747247 [Report]
>>690747144
"Look! LOOOOOOK!"
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:44:05 Post No.690747570
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Grab a sharpie and write names of different women on all the produce in the house.
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:47:01 Post No.690747864
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Go to the Army surplus store, and speak to the guy behind the counter about your fantasy of murdering with your bare hands. His name is Gus.
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:51:21 Post No.690748272
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>>690744199
Check em
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 13:55:27 Post No.690748643
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>>690746086
Why not both?
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 14:00:23 Post No.690749100
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 14:00:23 Post No.690749100 [Report]
>>690748272
You really don't want to do anything, do you.
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 14:01:19 Post No.690749200
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 14:01:19 Post No.690749200 [Report]
>>690748643
Naming your sister your gf doesn't make sense.
If you fuck your sister, it's hotter to call her your sister still.
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 14:05:38 Post No.690749634
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 14:05:38 Post No.690749634 [Report]
>>690749200
Well, there's fucking your sister, then there's courting your sister, and pledging all your sex to her. For the latter, it's better to call her your girlfriend, even if you both know you're secretly more than that.
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 14:07:55 Post No.690749875
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 14:07:55 Post No.690749875 [Report]
>>690749100
Check em, what? That pic is me, not OP
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 14:13:14 Post No.690750376
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 14:13:14 Post No.690750376 [Report]
>>690748272
You're a girl with a zucchini in your pants. hawt.
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 14:14:48 Post No.690750533
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 14:14:48 Post No.690750533 [Report]
>>690749634
courting your sister lol...jesus christ, what era do you live in, sir?
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 14:15:33 Post No.690750626
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>>690750376
Nope, thanks for saying my dick is big like one though
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