>>690740885
Happens every day, daily occurrence. You missed the last one like 4 hours ago. It's kinda random but people post about it.

>>690740885
LOL that's toaster Steven that nigga was crazy

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>>690740885
Not really, seen tons on tons of threads like that but nobody ever actually does it. Not that I've seen anyways and I've been here a while. Kinda disappointing tbh famiglia

>>690740885
yeah , honestly newfags tend to do that a lot . Guess they can't handle life anyway ...
Last one was a few hours ago . the guy live streamed it , pretty cool of him to do so IMO.

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>>690740885
se rule 1 and 2 please. change site to wright about

>>690741325
What are rules 1 and 2?

>>690740885
>picture on left
MUST BE SUMMER LOLOLOL

>>690740885

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>690741512
first rule of the internet is do not talk about /b/
the second rule is DO. NOT. TALK. about /b/

>>690740885
Nah. It never happens. OP never follows through.
>tfw OP is always a faggot

TURD

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>>690741325
Fucking off yourself, newfag

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>>690740885
Dear reporterfag,
This phenomena has intrigued me too and with enough evidence I have concluded that suicide is popular in mostly men aged 17-19. The age 17-19 is when high school ends(victory laps) and you become an adult with adult responsibilities.

Males in the listed age group who are either sheltered or popular get a garsh reality check as they lose their snowflake status. Life becomes too hard to live in and to maintain their status the best way is publicized suicide.

You dont see this behavior in teens that are losers because they either quietly offed themself already or they already know how shit the workd is and they never had any special status to be deprived of.

In conclusion, its just our fucktarded generation and nothing 'risque'.

Sincerely yours- anonymous faggot.

>>690740885
On the off chance this is an acually legit, don't take anything literally.

The site is an outlet for angsty, autistic failures to waste their time on.

>>690741741
Bid me to beg your pardon regarding your recent remarks towards my person, diminutive one? I'll have you know I excelled at my position in her majesties forces, and I've been instrumentally numerous scrumptious scrumps on Al-Quaeda, and I have in access of 30000 stasi helmets on my bedpost.
I am refined in the art of advanced simian flanking and I'm the highest ranking marksman in all the royal guild. You are scant concerned to me but an afternoons Bob-a-job. I shall vaporize you to a single point, the physics of which has never been witnessed previously in this universe, index my ruddy articulations.
You assume you can abscond with your slanderous digital sentiments? Suppose further, vagabond! During this exchange I am telegraphing my illicit congress of private dicks throughout the colonies and your pigeonhole is being gerrymandered presently so tally-how scallywag.The tally that eviscerates your how, so to speak. Your demise is imminent urchin.
I can materialize in any vicinity in any instance, and I can snuff you out in over 9000 flavors with not but the balls of my fists. Not least, am I vigorously honed in bare-knuckle boxing, more over I am privy to the glorious arsenal of her majesty, and I will utilize it to it's most unpalatable ends to detent your offensive extremities beyond the countenance of this throbbing tectonic shelf, you unremarkable deposit.
Whoa, whoa that you fail to foresee the satanic vicissitudes your little clever comment would have bulliate that you are to arrest your capricious ejaculate. But you have not the will you had not the occasion, so the extortion ensues you pribbling mass of cerebral condensate. I will issue displeasure in every crevasse of your immediacy and therein you shall gradually derespirate and subsequently expire. Your demise is imminent ragamuffin.?

>>690742001
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

>>690741741
>>690742001
>>690742209
Samefag

>>690742209
this is like what teens do for fun these days? in my day, we played basketball, wallpaper, hide and go seek, etc. there was no clever internet to post on and feel clever. we had nintendo, but that got boring so we went outside.

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>>690742375
no it aint

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>>690742534
>k

>>690742534
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>>690741741
Sorry, samefag

>>690742891
did it make you feel good to post this? is your day going to be more successful now?

>>690743061
Obviously not.

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>>690743061
FUCK YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>690742572
>>690742891
function show_alert value="Show User" eval("x=10;y=20;document.write (x*y)");

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>>690743587
wut faggot? Just speak up

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>>690740885
yes

>>690741770
Lol because /b/ is fight club amirite

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>>690743695
gotta admit kid has some serious balls being able to hang himself on the floor.

>>690743587
Oh

>>690740885
Yeah, happens roughly once per day. Stick around, you'll see some nigger killing himself eventually.

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>>690741940
>reporterfag

>>690743694
No, I'm not
Thanks for asking

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function show_alert value="SAMEFAGGING" eval("x=10;y=20;document.write (x*y)")

>>690743587
>>690743824
function show_alert value="Show User" eval("x=10;y=20;document.write (x*y)");

>>690740885

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

You know, kind of like your whole profession.

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function show_alert value="Show User" eval("x=10;y=20;document.write (x*y)");

>>690741512
rule 34 is the only one that matters cunt

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>>690744031
Gr8 m8

>>690740885
Go read up on your subject and lurkmore university

>>690740885
You should give it a try

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>>690744233
I take screenshots too!

>>690744040
>>690744178
function show_alert value="Show User" eval("x=10;y=20;document.write(x*y)");

>>690741770
Yeah, but that's mainly for raids.

>>690744572
those rules came before raids were a thing you fucking newfag

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function show_alert value="Show User" eval("x=10;y=20;document.write(x*y)");

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ITT
newfags argue the rules because they have broken them and look for personal justification.

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>>690740885
Tits or gtfo you dumb bitch

>>690745004
Holy Fuck.... Sauce?

>>690744974
>newfag calling other people newfags

>>690745092
/b - some sloot tranny from somewhere in south america.

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>>690745177
who is calling others newfags.

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>>690745177
you bight be a troll, but im still checkin the dubs.

>>690745451
>>690745403
it sure is summer in here

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>>690745713
here ya go, try this next time. i find it a little ironic that the guy who seems to feel the need to post defensively about summer and being newfags etc. has no real content to post with, i feel bad for you, so try lurking a bit more, then post when you have content.
have fun on /b/.

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>>690745713
says the summerfag

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>>690746017
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>>690745403
>newfags

>>690745004
Phagget

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>>690746703
says the newfag

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>>690746827
this isn't twatter faggot