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If you could cum any colour, which colour and why.
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If you could cum any colour, which colour and why.
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>>690736184
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>>690736319
rofl
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uv green
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>>690736184
Orange, yellow, blue, green , red,
Why?
So you all can taste the rainbow.
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As the colour of water - i think you can figure out on your own /b/ because you are most likely only 50% retarded.
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Glowing, Predator blood, green.

Because i cum entirely too much, and twice in my life have been broken up with via text messages because my gf's pussy exploded cum at work the morning after. I figure, in for a penny, in for a pound.
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Red, just solid red
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>>690736184
White
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Neon blue. Why not, I guess
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>>690738291
Gary'd
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iridescent god tier cum. I want to cum opals
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>>690740317
Beautiful
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>>690736184
Yellow . Pure , shiny , yellow.
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White cos it normal
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>>690742322
>white
>colour

Stupid cunt
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I wanna cum invisible but it reappears later
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Bubblegum pink. Bitches would lap that shit from the floor.
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pink so i could tell my gf it is bubblegum flavor
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sriracha colored, obviously.
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>>690742816
0/10
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dark purple
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Pink
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>>690736184

Red because

I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
Down her throat, swallow

Eyes glassy and vacant
Body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
Tonguing her rotted anus
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>>690736184
It would be better to choose the taste
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>>690736184
White, obviously
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>>690742816
>arguing whether white is a color or not
Are you still in middle school, or what?
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>>690736184
white, or creamy whatever
because when i cum i just want to leave, i dont want it to be another fucking talking point holding me back from getting the hell out of there
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Blue because its my favourite color
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>>690738291
>being broken up with because you cum too much
Girliness is wasted on the girls, because if I was your gf I'd love that.
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>>690736184
Blue. I would dress up like a smurf as well.
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I would cum a colour where the photons have a wavelength represented by an octonion, so my cum breaks down the laws of reality.
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>>690742816
even though this is kinda stupid to post, white to gray is classified as a shade, while blue to red is classified as a hue
im married to an artist.
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>>690747219
i love this concept. im using this in a campaign
> D&D
> not going to tell my players that this idea was cum posted on /b/
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I would cum glow in the dark.

so they see me coming
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Black.
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>>690747594
"The walls ooze with jizz of wavelength 756+821i+13j+95k+..."
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The hint of pink on the lollipop
I want my cum to look strawberry flavored :3
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>>690747910
one of my players has echolocation due to some mychonid mutation (mushroom people)
and im running the far realms soon (a horrendous place where reality/laws of physics breaks down and.....think chtulhu....he lives there) so she will start perceiving light with her ears due to this idea. its going to mess her up.
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Blackhole coloured. My semen bend light around it
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>>690748092
that is technically pastille pink.
is that the full pic?
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>>690748408
You should wait until the end, then tell them you found the concept here ... On a post about what colour you wish your cum could be
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Light pink so all the ladies would wear it.

Also, would be hilarious if gays only came all the colors of the rainbow at one time... like before they knew they were gay.
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Blue cus imma crip
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>>690748818
What would it mean if you came every colour but
green
and
p u r p l e
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>>690748818
>sitting in bed
>playing with dick
>first time cumming, squeal with joy
>parents burst in
"Anon, are you hur-"
>mother breaks into tears
>father tries to comfort her
>as she leaves, you hear her say
"We failed as parents"
>you look down
Red
Orange
Yellow
Green
Blue
Indigo
Violet
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> golden color
> so I can freeze it and make profit
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>>690748730
yes, wait until all the unspeakable horrors of the far realms are laid to rest, she has an item made of this material now that she uses as a lantern, that only she can perceive the light off of, to anyone else, its just hard to look at.
they return, heroes who stopped a horrable monster invasion....then i lean in and smile "thats item is born of a post about what color you would cum if you could cum any color"
now the item is indestructible and cursed to remain in her inventory indefinitely
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>>690749438
The item resembles a fleshlight, vagoo and all
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>>690749429
http://allthegames.net/golden_balls.html
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silver, like mercury
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Someone should apply this gif effect to someone raising their eyebrows
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red with white stripes ;)
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>>690749637
lol, i would if the player weren't my fiance and she weren't playing with my best friend.
he is a paladin in real life, no shit. he would sidetrack an entire campaign to kill a cursed fleshlight....hes also playing a paladin, so...theres that.
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