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>>690735270
read the file name
>>690735381
autism is raping ur mind right now
>gotta go fast
>Starting a rekt thread without dumping yourself
Why.
>>690735381
This gif is mesmerizing
>>690736235
What kind of faggot child would do something like this
>>690736594
> Top kek
>>690736265
story?
>>690736235
YOU BETTER BACK IT UP
>>690736620
I love cats and hate kids. glad kid got rekt
>>690737070
Some drunk idiot made his way down the tracks, one of the rails are electric.
Basically it's the electric chair if you step on it, you're fucked.
>>690737151
Me too tbh
>>690737151
Now I know it's the kid getting rekt I can watch it.
>>690737246
KEK
this is what i imagine the SJW meeting after the Orlando shooting to be like once they disagreed over who to feel sorry for, the Muslim or the fags
>>690736736
jesus christ moar like this?
>>690737560
Natural selection at its finest
>>690736265
fuck. now i want to go have a smoke
>>690736373
Fake
>>690737246
Can't niggers ever stop being niggers? Fucking chimpout festival.
>>690736124
dem shoes
>>690737996
Don't ruin it anon.
>>690738171
Is that a landmine or???
>>690738310
are you fucking stupid?
>>690737246
Is there a way to save someone from that, do you know?
>>690738420
Evidently i am, faggot
>>690738310
It's clearly nerve gas ignited by anti AA fire causing eternal bleeding.
>>690738538
savage af
>>690738607
>anti AA
Anti-anti-aircraft?
>>690737430
Story of this?
>>690738825
Idk but it looks like one of them dropped a grenade or something lol
>>690737430
He should've been faster or just absorb the bs damage with shield
>>690738825
thailand, police, dude threw grenade, cop kicked grenade. What more do you want? Tell my black ass.
>>690738962
This
Everyone knows assault shields absorb everything from every direction
>>690738825
It's a reenactment of the battle of Rorke's Drift.
>>690739019
>tell my black ass
Please, for the love of God, kill yourself
>>690739019
Just wanted more information, thanks
>>690738825
>cop got grenade thrown at him
>cop didn't pay attention to 300 when they explained the phalanx
>cop broke the line
>cop died and got his friend killed
>the world improved by 2 pigs worth
Do you have that disorder where you can't perceive movement in video and only see a sequence of still images with no visible relationship to each other?
>>690739053
Lol
If only they would do this to people who scream out at graduations
>>690739216
Anon just asked for a story, faggot
You don't like it, don't fucking reply. What's so hard about that?
>>690739216
nah, just wanted more information about what happened, like why was the grenade thrown, where this happened, when this happened and the aftermath
>>690739371
Every form of public transport should have a hammer dude.
>>690739502
slim pickings for the white knights these days, eh?
>>690739601
Insult all you want, but you know it's true
>>690739580
sad day, wonder what they couldve done to prevent that
>>690739874
Not strapped people to an explosion to send them to a big rock in the sky for no goddamn reason
>>690737430
>>690737346
>>690737206
moar kills the pig
>>690739874
Built a better rocket maybe.
>>690739053
Hahahahahaha!
JUDGE DLED
>>690740121
I'm all out of rekt piggies I'm afraid. I do still have a pig wrecking a cunt though.
>>690739874
Waited until it wasn't unusually cold in the morning to do the launch. One of the engineers warned them that the gaskets didn't perform as well when cold and that they should wait. But hey what do engineers know right?
>>690740291
>JUDGE DLED
You velly lacist!
>>690740076
>no goddamn reason
Are you religious, you faggot?
>>690740414
aye, probably could've warmed it up prior to the launch
>>690739580
>>690739874
>>690740161
>>690740076
>>690740414
Just to let you know, they likely didn't die in the explosion.
They tried to open the hatch to get out so were killed on impact with the ground.
>>690740374
shame.
>>690736736
moar of this?
>>690740678
Yeah or just not launch on the one morning it was chilly in Cape Canaveral. But the managers were insistent because of all the tv coverage that was lined up and NASA needed money and such.
Boy did that backfire.
>>690740937
Is there no footage or audio from inside the capsule? That'd be pretty cool to see/hear
>>690736736
that condom in her head haha just perfect
>>690740937
Shit, they had a really poor design
>>690740937
Water, not ground.
>>690741285
There's a video of the command tower detailing the launch on the wikipedia page for it. The rocket malfunctioned as soon as an operator gave the go ahead to "Throttle up".
pls more
<iframe src="//commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Challenger_Launch_and_Breakup.ogv?embedplayer=yes" width="854" height="480" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe>
>>690738171
>niggers act like chimps
>chinks just dont give a fuck about children
no way to win on these.
The funny part is that you still see his eyes roll looking for a way out. I wonder if he's concious though.
Someone got more of a good view of their eyes while people get beheaded? I find great pleasure in it. Hehe
>>690742614
Wtf asians
>>690744028
*Orientals
>>690743803
Oh damn do you see his eyes at the end? He looks at the the sword that lopped his own head off. That's brutal.
>>690736203
natural selection at its finest
>>690736265
why is he vaping
>>690736235
what's the story behind this besides hood rats being hood rats?
>>690736235
deserved
>>690744842
Just some nigress chimping out over fuck knows what.
>>690744786
Electricy makes him smoke.
>>690738483
Humans can be conducters, so you would have to use some sort of material that dosen't conduct electricity if you wanna get him up, without getting roasted yourself. And you would have to act quick.
>>690744476
saw that too
>>690745269
fucking deserved
>>690737061
what was he doing there?
>>690745269
Why northern Europeans hate they own countries so much?
>>690745831
Getting rekt
>>690745831
Dunno but he sure got rectd
>>690745873
I don't know faqm, mostly Sweden who takes the lead in self-destructing behaviour.
>>690745873
Sweden and the UK
>>690746504
story?
>>690737560
wow that was lucky
>>690738737
Not op, but yeah, air to ground payloads that destroy AA
>>690744786
Secondary effect of the nerve gas
>>690736373
this feels satisfying
>>690746718
It's an annual celebration in some Eastern European shit hole.
>>690746986
what a bunch of kikes
>>690746986
looks like romania to me
>>690744842
http://newsone.com/2179263/darien-long-metro-mall-atlanta-security-guard-tazered-unruly-mother/
>>690746150
It feels so satisfying to see this stupid mexican fuckface lose his cool with a dog. Fucking bullshit faker, fails half of the times but only shows his successes.
>>690747228
Awesome. I used to go caving and always wanted to find something like that.
>>690742614
why do asians have no empathy
>>690747459
He didn't really lose his cool tbqh, he got bit and he had to get the fucker off some way.
>>690747464
They're just lucky I guess.
>>690747576
Fucking savage kick to the dog. He's got a whole crew there, there's way to dislodge dogs without kicking it. Also he made a mistake in the first place not assessing the dog's stance.
>>690737346
I would crush the skull of these leftists so hard.
>>690747464
Having empathy is characteristically human
>>690747751
If you've ever been bitten by a dog you would know that it fucking hurts.
I think he did okay with just a kick.
>>690747751
Or maybe the dog was protesting for the wage gap in television
>>690747780
Sure you would m8.
>>690748005
Now that's a gentleman's brawl. Only fist. No weapons. No heads stomping.
And notice the common denominator? All white. No niggers. No spics. No Asians. Just white honour
>>690748005
hooligans are so fucking retarded. can't stand these apes
>>690748169
Holy shit he literally flied
>>690742614
On mobile so I cbf replying to everyone, but noone stopped to help because in China, helpers can often be legally forced to pay part of the hospital fees involved in an injury, so all these heartless chinks are just living the way their crazy communist leaders want them to
>>690748309
satisfying
>>690746797
kek
>>690748229
You can also see a fight is stopped before it get's out off hand.
>>690748276
They plan these fights so no one not involved get's hurt.
>>690748005
Been bitten by plenty of dogs much more savage than a lab, never had to kick any of 'em to get 'em off. Dog hater detected.
>>690737430
>is that his leg falling at the end of the clip?
>>690748309
must be acting
This board is drowning in normie memes, fucking summertime
>>690745269
knullar sparad! tack anonym
>>690737560
The fuckin' guy in the truck
holy shit my sides
>>690748574
I love my dog, I just don't know if I could be able to keep calm if some random ass dog bit me.
>>690748705
Had me there for a second haha.
>>690748720
>normie
kys
>>690748713
We can only hope.
>>690748776
Så lidt.
>>690748792
what about him? yes he clapped but then he got out to help
>>690748309
little guy takes it for so long then clocks this chink. glorious
>>690748920
>I ain't sweeping that shit
>>690748940
The clap is quite amusing.
>>690748920
>shit I have to clean goddamnit
>>690736235
Should have quietly restrained and arrested her. Take to mall cop office THEN tazer.
>free nigger pussy
>>690749014
>>690748005
This actually brings me great inner peace. Notice how downed combatants are almost entirely left alone. Compare this to just about any nigger brawl where the beta chimp will be repeatedly beat, kicked and stamped on by the dominant group.
>>690748940
And that's funny. I don't care whether he helped or not, his instinctual response to a kid getting hit by a car was a slap-knee "Well shucks" motion.
>comedy
>>690748804
Yeah but that guy is allegedly a professional. He's not supposed to lose his cool, once that dog tried to bite him the first time he should have realized the dog was not in play, he was baring canines. He already fucked that up, then he kicked the dog. I was the owner I would punch him in the face.
>>690737206
faggot coward niggerlike attack indeed does kill
>>690736265
Stupid nigger
>>690736065
>responsible gun owners
>>690749292
Damn it looks exactly like him
>>690749491
that aint no african nigga
>>690740374
Lol fucking got her good
>>690748169
Is there a story behind this? Or is the long haired guy just being a cunt
>>690749548
Jesus cunting fuck.
>>690749548
Bro.. That's.. Holy shit.
I remember seeing the same thing about a dog, gross shit.
>>690749719
I don't know, it looks like the dude has blood on him so he might just be messed up.
>>690737430
life ain't a video game, grenade ain't have to wait with explosion until you throw it / kick it away
>>690737246
Fuckin subhuman apes. They should have niggerproof fire engines at all times on duty in nigger habitats with water cannon ready to be deployed at a moments notice when they behave like this the dirty black cunts
>>690749548
Is that Botfly larvae?
>>690749872
Yea, it even looks like him kicking it triggered the explosion, what a sad twist of fate.
>>690737246
Definition of a fucking chimp-out
>>690738962
Go outside faggot
>>690749836
dat filename
>>690739216
>Do you have that disorder where you can't perceive movement in video and only see a sequence of still images with no visible relationship to each other?
Or, autism?
>>690749818
ah fair
>>690750163
quite. Makes you think.
>>690740121
Post a picture of yourself you fat weaboo. Time to kill yourself.
>>690750260
Yea, really really makes you think.
>>690748804
>My sides when desk hits head
>>690745873
it's 2016
>cuckculture
>>690748309
Awww come on... no kick to the teeth?
>>690748169
haha that girls reaction 11/10
>>690750334
What rustled your jimmies m8?
>>690750163
damn. so many questions.
>>690750163
I love how the mom is rofling after the dad slaps the dead son. Ah indian comedy...
I always wanted to be in a fight, but I don't wanna be nigger-tier and start it myself.
Anyone ever been in a real fight here?
>>690748841
>saying kys
>ever
Why do you even try?
>>690736065
Better that kid go to jail
>>690750640
Dad tells son to kill himself, he actually does it.
Mom freaks out.
Dad thinks son shot at him because he's panicking and starts attacking the son.
He realises he shot himself and joins the mother in spazzing out.
>>690750702
Niggers are pure scum.
>>690750087
Think it's actually a mango fly.
>>690750702
niggers gonna nig i suppose
>>690750702
Fucking negros.
>>690750450
i love how these fuckin america faggots circling their fists.
True germans just give you one suckerpunch and thats all.
>>690750882
I'm never eating a mango again. Not that I ever have. They're nigger food.
>>690750863
Let me just try and blow it out
>>690739053
IS HAMMA TIME!
>>690739874
should have used steel beams
>>690749548
Disgusting, such abominations shouldn't exist at all and I dont mean the lil nigger, well niggers are another thing that also should not exist by the way
>>690737346
this is why i dont let my pigs out during the day. as a feminist, vegan motherino, this is scary
>>690749818
poor llama..
>>690737430
Double kill
>>690737346
Fucking cowards, only attacking from behind or in large numbers.
>>690749157
'Murica
>>690751064
I was just explaining what happen'd in the video, people act weird under pressure I suppose.
>>690747576
Love how this four foot eight manlet lays the nigger out.
>>690736265
>oh fuck he dead now!
>>690738171
I do not get it all. What the shit is going on there
>>690751813
Orignally I thought he was gona get fucked by the train, but he killed himself, what an idiot.
>>690751550
Much like the piggies then.
>>690750702
this pleases the monkey
>>690748544
Fuckin hell QEK
>>690749346
He was defending the honor of the individual being chased by the ARMED police man.
More negro madness.
>>690752244
Ignore him. He's either a shitposter or worse, a pig.
>>690750863
WTF FIRE? why you appeared when I ignited the gasoline vapours?
>>690741285
Shit lost it all, fckn electrict boogaloo
>>690743803
That is good sharp
>>690736736
>>690737583
>>690741056
>>690741332
it's fake. it's part of an "art" series
>>690752244
>>690752376
fucking niggermonkeys get off my board
>>690738171
stupid trend in china where adults take their children and put firecrackers into manholes but in this case it was filled up with gas and the little kid died...
>>690752539
Go catch a bullet, lil piggie.
>>690747459
>>690747751
It's called a reflex and only proves that this guy is just as human as you and me you fucking faggots.
>>690749284
It's an organized street fight
>>690751176
You're so dumb. Anyone ever tell you that?
>>690748544
lol beastmode engaged
>>690752712
That was no reflex, reflex is activated before thought. His reflex was to stand up, he deliberately kicked, faggot.
>>690752765
no,the only person who talks with me is your mom after i fuck her fat ugly ass my son
>>690752244
still doesn't justify acting like a faggot and a nigger, only niggers attack 5vs1 and from behind, honour as fuck it this
Asian have no sympathy .
Blacks are savages.
Gee what a world.
>>690748309
I love how the skinny guy's punches deliver no impact
>>690752533
Got any proof?
>>690739053
secret teaser for kickass 3
>>690752636
stop using the word pig - your samefagging and autism is showing as fuck
>>690752809
Oh sorry I didnt know you could read his mind and knew if he did it deliberately or just reacted like a normal fucking human would.
>>690752980
Does the word pig hurt your piggy little feelings?
>>690753064
Buttmunch detected, you don't need to be a mindreader to know how reflexes work, you just need to not be ignorant. Muslim faggot.
>>690753219
just cure your autism or try to type in less autistic way maybe, damn you are too long in this thread, try to hide that fact and better post something nice
>>690749157
>he ended a guy's life for 38 dollars
what a time to be alive
>>690736124
oh shit lol thought the driver was gonna hit him
>>690750702
Fought a few in my day. They are pieces of shit. Cant fight one on one. They all gang up on one. One on one,they are weak.
>>690750702
fucking niggers
>>690739111
What do you have against blacks? They're basically southerners and they're not assholes like the Mexicans.
>>690753603
Awww the little piggie is reeeeing.
>>690752873
Thats why nobody likes japs and chinks: They're only tough guys against weaker ones.
>>690753831
>>690753603
both of u are pigs that deserved to get deep fried
>>690752851
>Cop chasing randoms
>With mace
>Doesn't care who he gets
Yeah I'm sure the cop wanted some fine justice.
>>690753766
not him but they're basically animals, on physical and mental level
