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because no one else has done it yet
>>690734890
I think that's every bottoms' fantasy.
As a switch, I'll take either that happening to me or me doing it to my bf.
Think I'll post scalies today.
anyone have any smooth .gif ?
>>690735138
Yeah i am not surprised. I hate that i have no toppish tendencies but i suppose you just have to accept what you are!
>>690735297
Changing subjects; what are your views on Aussie politics.
>>690734898
idk mang
>>690734616
I was going to join the army earlier his year
I was fully qualified and all
I was just lazy doe
>>690734207
close enough
>>690735339
I think they can be learned. Just need to find the right guy and get into the groove of it.
I think it's all about the head space really.
>>690735543
awful, just awful, although, I don't think our election this year is as bad as yours
>>690735359
Seen it so much, but it's so good. Thanks!
>>690735572
The money is owed after 6 months in the US usually from what I understand.
I was in the USA military. No worries if you don't join.
>>690735739
thread's a bit slow so will post more
>>690735587
True, I guess just lately I can't get into that headspace at all, I am stuck in 'make me your little fuckpuppet' mode!
>>690735858
I was going to be some telecommunications person, Idk really but US sucks for most things including uni
>>690735891
and moar!
>>690735642
I heard that many are not fond of your current Prime Minister ( I might be out of date. I don't know). Is the internet highly regulated there?
>>690735928
Well, if you enjoy it as you are, then everything's fine.
I'm gonna try and hold off completely from jacking off soon though. Might help my responsiveness with the bf...it's a concern.
>>690735983
just keep posting
>>690736165
I haven't in over a week and threads like these really test me!
>>690736267
posting posting
>>690736132
you're thinking of Abbott, though Turnball (current guy) isn't hugely popular either
it's not regulated, though the current government has made a (half assed) attempt at trying to stop people pirating content
>>690736293
teach me your ways of self discipline!
>>690736329
what do we do, we post
Fucking faggots.
>>690735968
I think our university programs are great, I've been in our university "system". It's just all out of your own pocket unless your parents have money or you get a scholarship. Even if you get a scholarship you still have to pay a lot of money, unless your an athlete (on most occasions)
>>690736520
that's a folks
>>690736530
here
Post rule 34 of avatars which violate >>>/global/rules/13
>>690736623
thanks for posting some
>>690736390
Our leadership has been a joke for the better part of a decade. There was a point in time very recently where in the previous 5 years we'd had 5 prime ministers or something crazy like that.
>>690736390
I was thinking of Abbott. What is your turnover when it comes to PMs
>>690736774
that is correct
>>690736854
seemingly every few months or so, just depends when the party decides they've had enough of the PM
>>690736425
It's been a struggle, and im sure the next time my bestie wants to fool around online my dick will be in my hand in a matter of seconds.
keep em comming
>>690736774
>>690736854
You answered my question, kind of. We generally can't vote people out of office. Even when our President is impeached they still end up
being president.
>>690736981
any tips?
Always useful to see how others resist the urge. Longest I've managed is a week, which is pretty poor.
>>690737372
Amorous
Fun game.
>>690737189
I wish I could tell you some big secret to help you through it, but I don't have one. I still touch a little, but not enough enough to call it fapping, just a squeeze or resting my hand on it feeling the pulse for a few moments before letting go.
I'm sure when I bust my next nut it's going to be huge :3
>>690737471
any plans for that huge load?
>>690737447
male and female artist love to draw butts for a reason.
>>690737145
we don't vote people out, the political party in control votes them out
>>690737624
Might jerk it laying back. Have hit myself in the eye before but i am willing to take that risk again!
even though this one is FNAF, it's still so smooth
>>690736968
We have 3 branches of government. The Executive (President and staff), The Legislature (Representative and Senate Houses), and the Judiciary Branch (Chief court Justices, who serve until they die or retire, chosen by the current president when a vacancy opens, and then voted upon by the Legislature).It's supposed to be checked and balanced by each system of gov, but our lobbyists get what they want instead of the people sometimes.
shameless repost
>>690737823
Heh, if it were me I'd be half tempted to aim for my face.
You know what anon, I think you've driven me to try and stop jerking it for a while. Gonna see how long I can last (or until the bf next gets his hands on me).
>>690737946
does that happen more often than not?
>>690738034
I must've misread, my mistake
>>690738225
Forgot pic
>>690738225
I would aim for my face but that's not as hot as somebody else doing it!
>>690738403
I dunno, it's kinda self deprecating which is a bit hot
>>690738518
Very true! :3
>>690738320
We can attempt to get rid of someone, but the parties (there are only two here) ultimately decide.
As to the first question, I cannot answer , but you can guess, although there might be a shift coming soon. I'll be back in about 45 mins gotta eat something if a thread is still around I'll find it.
>>690738732
see ya later
love dildos
bit of a personal fav this one
>>690738649
anything else you into?
>>690739114
Edging to some fur is always nice but deciding when to cum is hard :[
>>690739196
It's probable I have a thing for humiliation and degradation, although I have never explored that more than play partners calling me names and treating me a little roughly. :3
>>690739450
I feel with that kind of stuff, you need to be with someone you really trust.
Had my boyfriend really slap me around once, was a lot of fun but hurt afterwards.
You into the hookup scene then? I find the fantasy of it kind of sexy but the reality of it I just find a massive turn off...
sorry gents, that's all I got
>>690739725
Trust is a must! I might chat about such things with a few people I know online, but there is only one person who I would actually want to do that with because I trust him completely. ^_^
How do you reliably shoot in the mouth/face?
Been edging for sometime now and i think its hot when others do it
Sooo might give it a try
>>690740010
one way to do it is to push your legs up against the wall so your dick is above your head
>>690739935
Online flirting is always fun, but it always does come down to that one person.
Don't have many other gay friends, tbh, so talking about this kind of stuff with people I know isn't all that common.
>>690740010
Ankles up over your head, brace them on the wall behind you if you have to. Long dick or flexible back helps.
>>690740111
>>690740286
Kinda hard to hold but definitely doable
The problem i think is rolling back onto my back when orgasming
Imma atempt it
Annyone got any nice cummy pics ?
>>690740286
I don't either, some I talk to online and flirt with a little but nothing in person. I need to change that!
>>690740738
put pillows under your ass to help keep your legs up
>>690740738
drink up anon.
>>690740775
I would make more gay friends but the uni's LGBT group is a bit flaming for me.
>>690740945
Yeah I want some chill/discreet friends, maybe fwb or two to keep things exciting :3
>>690740945
Here goes :3
>this entire thread
>>690741107
Friends would be good, but can't do the fwb thing, bf wants to keep things strictly monogamous, which I'm fine with.
Would be nice to hang out with other gay people is all. It sounds a bit dick-ish but being around straight people all the time wears me down after a while
>>690741153
One more image for facial-anon
>>690740945
anon they're all like that, because those groups just attract those kinds of people
>>690741425
I think I just need to let my wild side out a little before I settle down with someone in a real relationship!
>>690741478
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>690741615
Trudat I guess...shame.
>>690741619
I wish I'd done that a bit more, but I know even now I wouldn't. I'm just too reserved.
Mightive found my new fetish
Though kinda strange since ive never been bottom yet in anny of my sexy times
So i dont see my self facail ever getting carried out from a top since the bottom always wanted my nut for himself
>>690741838
at least you can still meet people in your faculty
what am i doing with my life
>>690734905
How hard is it to find furry twinks to fuck?
>>690741838
I am too so it will probably never happen, but it is fun to think about!
>>690741950
Not hard, but look out for uglies
>>690741950
depends where you're looking
>>690741929
recently left the uni, but I'm still in touch with a few of the student societies. They let graduates hang on.
>>690741917
It's good fun. You planning on trying bottoming or is it just not your thing?
>>690741951
very...kinda always wanted to be dp'd or something similar
>>690742035
I'm way more picky about guys than i am girls.
>>690742037
I dunno where to look, really. Just get the feeling they'd be a really cute fuck.
>>690742185
there's some, for instance you're talking to one now
>>690741738
this faggot
>>690742185
couldn't you join a furry group on grindr or something?
>>690742154
Being dp'd is one of mine too, and being used so roughly that I am on the verge of tears/crying - would need to really trust someone for that but it would be insanely wild!
>>690742271
That's convenient!
>>690742404
where you at?
>>690742372
I guess i could, but I'm not particularly furry.
>>690742436
504, us
>>690742485
'straya
>>690742403
godammit, I just promised myself I wasn't going to jerk off...
Why you hitting all my kinks, anon?
>>690742574
They're always so far away...
>>690742638
yep, it's a rule of the universe
>>690742574
'straya also
>>690742724
Clearly. Ah well. Settle for erp until i can find one within driving distance.
>>690742632
Sorry anon, but you can be strong I am just teasing myself as much as you!
>>690742875
which part?
>>690742892
as unfun as that sounds, I see your point
>>690742977
Tas right now ;_;
>>690743076
my deepest sympathies
>>690742953
Discipline!
How long has it been for you?
If you're saving it for online flirting with your bestie, why not give it to them in person?
>>690742977
It's not that bad most the time. I usually get to pic swap for a while before they go crazy.
merica
>>690743192
not as fun as doing it irl
>>690743183
whoops, forgot image
>>690743145
Yeah. Moved with family but now i want to escape!
>>690743076
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>690743309
where did you move from?
>>690743235
No where near. Probably more slutty than surfing /b/ justifies, but i do like leaving them wanting more.
>>690743183
It's been almost two weeks, we're separated by distance currently so there is very little I can do!
>>690743076
kek
>>690743198
You should buy a gun
>>690743377
Near Syd.
>>690743405
so you do it all the time?
>>690743543
>sydney
wonderful place to escape from
>>690743415
Two weeks, yikes. Can barely imagine reaching that. How far you normally go then?
Shame about the distance, I know how tough that can be.
Sorry if this is a question too far, but why bestie and why not bf?
>>690743511
what kinda gun
>>690743629
Most days out of the week. Not necessarily with the same people.
>>690743714
I dont know. I've only shot a gun once and it was some rifle
But since you're murican
Ar-15 ofc
>>690743647
Normally I would fap two or more times a day. Distance is the killer and while the 'L' word comes up a lot until that gap can be closed things are what they are.
>>690743831
is it cheap
>>690743921
I dont know mang. Considering you cant buy a pc I dont think you could buy a gun
>>690743989
why would you suggest for me to buy a gun if you know i cant afford it
>>690743865
So it's unofficial then? That's cool, I can understand being hesitant about the distance.
So you've just gone from 2+ a day to cold turkey? You must have some kind of iron will.
I was climbing the walls after my week.
>>690744076
Future planning?
>>690744160
You know americans don't believe in that shenanigans
>>690744236
What shenanigans?
>>690744236
Same as Australian politicians when it comes to internet
first worth country with third world internet
>>690738924
I'm back if you're still here.
>>690744334
thinking
>>690744126
If only I could direct that willpower to study but no instead here I am in g/fur torturing myself!
>>690744334
thinking
>>690744350
wow how primitive
>>690744418
I'll be around for about 20 more minutes
>>690744562
post your rarely used bowls
>>690744480
Not these days, no. If isn't boiled, bleached, steamed, sweetened and mashed for easy spoon feeding, most of us aren't interested.
>>690744350
USA Mil fag here; It's nice to see that previous conversations have given some fruit, but I'm not quite sure I like where it's gone...
>>690744601
What have you been doing this last hour or so?
>>690744525
Only cos you're a masochist
...and so am I now apparently
>>690744761
I guess that is pretty rare
>>690744701
are you going to vote for trump?
>>690744854
talking to a few friends, trying not to freak out too much about tomorrow
what did you get to eat?
>>690744908
i dont think ive ever posted this one
>>690744867
Just think, the longer you hold out the sweeter it will be in the end!
>>690744945
I don't know, honestly. I may sit this one out. It's getting really bad over here. I really hate Clinton, but Trump is sleazy.
>>690744959
Made myself a sausage, egg, pepper, onion and cheese burrito with store bought spicy salsa. What's happening tomorrow?
>>690745075
I'd like to be able to tell but they're literally all drawn like that
>>690745135
Nah come on, vote for trump. He's pretty cool
>>690745148
that sounds delicious
my chemistry exam
>>690745135
They're both terrible
>>690745231
the artist is cool
>>690745148
More rainbow pls
>>690745245
Good luck dude! You sound intelligent and I'm sure you'll do well!
>>690745401
I guess when your source material is that picture, it must be pretty hard to make them look normal
>>690745101
I got this :P
Really need to get back into buttstuff, kind of fallen out of doing it. Maybe I'll use this as an excuse to start doing that...
>>690745484
that's my trick, I make myself SOUND intelligent, thanks for the encouragement though
>>690745423
I don't categorize things by that, but if I see any I'll post 'em.
>>690745509
i mean, it's been done in the anime
>>690745548
Yeah! Buttstuff! I want to find a toy to buy to train myself on.
>>690745761
>yellow one is still autistic
kek
>>690745719
so is an erection just part of their uniform
i dont think thats healthy
>>690745829
it's literally his personality
>>690745625
You'll be fine. I sound like and idiot half the time, and you know at least one extremely stupid thing I've done. I'm still doing well.
>>690745423
The faggot cat is called 'reno' on furaffinity
knock yourself out
>>690745881
Sucks for him tbh
>>690745795
Keep meaning to add another BD toy to my toy collection.
Import costs are sooo expensive though
>>690746041
Which do you already have?
>>690745881
We're hard for freedom!
>>690746024
he definitely is awesome to watch and to see in pictures though
>>690746163
And I guess he wouldnt have to be drafted into the army which is a plus
>>690746015
that's true, and you know of one stupid thing I've done
>>690746121
I've got a few toys but only one BD. It's a small Nox. Want to get something with a knot for my second
If you're looking for a first toy BD probably isn't the way to go, just get something simple from an online store. My personal fav is Lovehoney (britfag).
Also, are we all excited for Queensland to win State of Origin tomorrow?
Is okay NSW fags, is ok
>>690746264
It's legal to draft him where I'm from.
>>690746264
he would be the most powerful soldier since he has that retard strength
>>690746390
ye but he's gay doe
>>690746434
>porn mags and bite marks
>scratches and lipstick kisses
>bruises
>bruises
>nothing and baseballs
>cream
who makes these things
>>690746338
The Nox looks sweet but yes i would probably just get something from a regular store just to start with.
>>690746611
idunno but it makes it more obvious which is best boy
>>690746756
ye bottom left looks the qt-est
>bump your cheek on my face bruthur
>>690746669
Toys are fun...I would get a chastity cage but they're so expensive...might save up...
>>690746940
the best is actually top left
for some reason everybody always loves emomatsu
>>690747095
I can only tell who is who kind of by their colour and underwear but the topleft obvious is straight, see pornos
well I'm going to head off, bye bye everyone
>>690746285
I don't normally do this, but in the USA spirit... Fuckin Wreck that Shit! You Own That Mother Fuckin Final! Aussies Rock! Still haven't met one online or otherwise that I dislike. WRECK!!!
>>690747207
yeah he looks metal as fuck
but who knows maybe there's feminine penises in there
>>690746980
If i had more privacy i would get something. Probably not a chastity cage thing unless i was with someone who wanted me in one.
>>690746390
Still legal in the USA
>>690747330
Nah its japanese not thai porn
Its kind of funny that they ran out of ideas so yelloe is just sleeping with baseballs
>>690747356
butt plugs are fairly discreet and a good first step. Providing they're not too long they're fun for grinding and add buttplay to stuff you're more used to.
>>690747494
he loves baseball
>>690747330
>Talking about autistic anime
>Metal as fuck
Pick one, you dumb cunt. Kill yourself.
>>690747571
I guess that makes sense
You going to do slave work soon?
>>690747695
yeah, i'm gonna be leaving shortly
gotta pick up lunch before i go
>>690747766
That mr. potato head though
What're you getting?
>>690747724
high quality shitpost
>>690747538
I will probably go with something I can use in order to try cum without touching my dick.
>>690747903
idunno, i'll probably go to wendys and get a chicken sandwich
