>>690734718
trust me you don't need /b/
just continue

>>690734718
Hmmm can't work with someone who doesn't drink..

Have you asked her if she does anything cool or has interesting hobbies or are you gonna leave that until you meet her?

Jello shot bitch?

Keep it going fag say u like her music even though its shit

Ay bby wan sum fuk?

>>690734718
Swallower/Spitter ?
Anal or Vaginal ?
Sub or Dom ?
Favorite position ?
Favorite fantasy ?
Favorite erogenous zone ?
We doing this at your place or mine ?

She just said yes to the date, now you can relax and keep the conversation going normally.

>>690734718
You're retarded, you just wasted 1-2 hours of conversation in one text

>>690734718
Yust say u like her. And if she not ok with you say your going to kill her family and rap her

>>690735032
You should have said when. Girls, even when they're into you, are terrible and setting dates

>>690735088
maybe that's the best strategy

>>690735088
At least he has a date with her though

>>690735088
This

>>690734718
Show us her bio, we can get some ideas from that

>>690735254
Bio is of zero help

>>690735173
Right, so how do I phrase this now without sounding pushy?

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>>690735072
Why the absolute fuck are you putting a SPACE before your punctuation? Are you actually mentally retarded?

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>>690735402
Forgot pic

>>690735402
Say next saturday 8 o clock at *insert faggot coffeeshop here*, don't ask, just tell her

>>690735454
115km away?!

nice and local

>>690735402
Now that you put the ball in her court I don't know how to not sound pushy about it. Maybe try and be casual and ask something like "so are we doing coffee or dinner then?"

>>690735402
how do you look op? this is a key part

>>690735454
Ask her about hobbies? And dont set the date too far away, the whole "aura" will just fizzle out

>>690735472
This

Are you seriously asking 4 chan whit girl advice?

>>690735633
Seconded. Asking is submitting to cuckery. Be a man.

>>690735606
Yes ask her, and then when you have to answer, casually insert Doggystyle at the end of your list. Worked a lot for me and unlocked many conversation.

>>690735585
Seriously, wtf OP

thats nice.... i like your pic cause u remind me of my ex Carlos. Carlos and I used to swordfight a lot.. We had no real swords so we had to use our cocks. Carlos cock was humongous.. Mine is like a feminine penis per say..

do u like feminine penises?

>>690735424
I'm french

What the fuck is Chinese Cinderella?

>>690735896
Therefore, that makes him a fuck

OP, you're supposed to fix the time and place yourself. "say the word and bla bla" is what you did wrong.

Girls like bring dragged along in an adventure, not planning it out themselves, that's what men are for. Jesus you're dumb.

>>690735863
roll

>>690736157
this! dont even ask the question just tell her what you 2 are going to do!

There is a city in Australia called Kmart. Hahahaha. That made my day.

Hey, do you have a little sister or like a little cousin? Can we all 3 hang out maybe?

>>690736157
If I knew what the fuck I'm doing, I wouldn't be here asking for help

>>690736644
>Being this dumb

>>690736711
Dude. Stop trying so fucking hard. That's why you are having issues. Just be cool. Damn son.

>>690736888
This

>>690736888
Checked

Ask her when it'd be the right time to send her a picture of your cat.

>>690734718
You're doing fine. Set up a place to meet her at! Throw an idea out there.

cut long story short.. i like what i see in your pic, and i wonna see u in person to make sure i do like u.. :P ;)

i can be there at around 8pm. give me an adress that is close to where u live and we will meet up there..

>>690736679
This
+please dont be jealous of her, I will mostly just focus on getting you off.

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>>690737619
I'm not that retarded.

>>690734718
Ketchum/Mayonnaise?
Pikachu/Raichu?

/thread

>>690738042
Genius

>>690737874
Stop being a faggot and send a dick pic already.

(Either do that or send her that as a message, either would amuse me).

>>690737874
You're even more retarded than I thought.

>>690735454
Shit, my neck of the woods.

>>690737874
yea man... proposing a stranger to stay in your house is much safier than meeting up in a neutral grounds.

>mfw you ar e fucking retard.

>mfw you'll remain a virgin.

>>690738042
kek

>>690735585
we're talking about Australia here, i bet thats as close as it gets

>>690737874
>a couple of nights
Fucking hell

>>690738279
*to a stranger
*safer
*>neutral grounds(no a)

>listen to me annon if u wonna get laid.

Brand new. Excellent choice.

>>690735454
>tipsy bartender
>doesn't drink

Pick one

>>690737874
>i just met you through the internet
>come live with me forever

>>690738459
Kek

>>690734718
>wants dinner and coffee

She wants dinner and then coffee in the morning shes dtf you fuck she wants to sleep with you. You beta chuckle fuck.

>>690737874
Lool what did she say?

>>690735896
dafuk .

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>>690738319
Not really, I can get one 15 kms away.

From Melbourne (the girl) to where I am (Hobart, not OP) is approx 700kms by car

jesus your fucking autismo, there are all good advices in this thread, except you did your own fucking stupid thing.
>come a couple of nights
>let me murder you

this is how you sound you fucking creep, you don't deserve these bitches

>>690735585
I'm not sure what that's like for y'all Ausies but in Texas that's not that far of a drive.

>>690737874
Not even met her and you're asking her to stay a few nights, either you're going to be super lucky and she's down, or you're a retard who's just planted the idea in her head that all you want to do is Fuck.

I mean if she's down for that then all power to you OP but you'd have to be lucky for that to be the case.

>>690738574
in french, you put spaces before ? : ! ; but not , . ...

>>690735088
Retard here. How did he waste conversation?

Fuckin Edgelord OP. Listens to brand new and his favorite movie is Carrie. Also, I woulda quit at TOP