>>690733391
>3rd base

You'd have to be a British kid to have ever done that. We don't say dumb shit like that.

when you go on the internet and tell lies, does that help to relieve your crushing sense of loneliness and isolation?

>>690733519

>British
>using American baseball metaphors

Come on, dude. Think a little harder.

what the fuck does 3rd base have to do with cricket?

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>>690733391

>posts this shit
>believes anyone would believe him

Fucking kek.

>>690733391
is her cunt as deranged as her face?

try these next time OP

>ask a guy who rogered Maisie Williams right in her mimsy anything
>ask a guy who shagged Maisie Williams in the clunge anything
>ask a guy who had consensual sexual intercourse with Maisie Williams in the missionary position with the lights out, for the sole prurpose of procreation anything

then there's a vague chance someone might believe you

she's not ugly she's british

>>690733391
How long have you been lying about your sex life?

>>690733519
>>690733594
>>690733667
>>690733742
ye of little faith

>>690733391
You poor thing are you gonna be alright?

>>690733698

When a British teen fingers a girl they refer to it as a "Pip-pip Tally-ho Sticky-Wicket".

cool, post naked pics of her

>>690733391

The real question is, "Why didn't she let you put your dick in her?"

>>690733698
nothing

>>690733800
its as beautiful if not more so

>>690733892
ive never lied about my sex life with 10/10 babes. ive got the pics to prove it

>>690733954
no i might never recover from the ecstasy of maisies vagine

>>690734249
post the pics then you liar

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>>690734382
she sent me these

>>690733892
>>690734249
Fine then. In that case, show pictures or it never happened.

>>690734123
hyes, do this OP

post naked pics of her

post a pic of you and her together, then a timestamped pic of yourself

then we will believe you're not just a pathetic attention-seeking lying virgin

>>690734450
Dat filename doh

>>690733519
/thread

>>690733871
>rogered
>shagged
>mimsy
>clunge

What the fuck type of gay shit is this? Why can't you british faggots just say "fucked" like the rest of America? Jesus Christ you people are retarded.

>>690734450
Photoshop/10

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not OP but this is me urinating on her

turned into a bit of a cropsprayer but it certainly proves I've had sex with Maisie

your turn now OP, post your Maisie sex pics as proof because I'm fairly certain everyone now believes I've had sex with her

>>690733391
What were you thinking?

>>690733391
What does her anus smell like?

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>>690734450

Nice try, motherfucker.

>>690734758
mushrooms and engine oil for some reason, idk

>>690734754
im going the full 3rd base with maisie sex bomb williams

>>690733391
How big is her anus?

>>690734763
yes i uploaded it into the interweb yesterday faggot

Who

>>690734450
Legit? O.o

>>690733391
Y u lyin?

>>690733391
so basically if the ugly people losers couldnt hurt the attrative loser people and popular people the ugly way the ugly people will be worthless and ugly like the ugly hippo loser women n the ugly guys losers
and the ugly people losers are just ugly and just bother you like the ugly guys losers or the ugly hippo loser women that smell like dog poop like beyonce and is ugly and lame and ugly
and the ugly people losers hurt the popular people the ugly way and doesnt say anything cause the ugly people losers outnumber the popular people and try to hurt the popular people the ugly way like itunes and adult swim
and thats why the ugly people losers is ugly and smell like dog shit like beyonce and try to be better then everybody but is ugly and lame and its pointless for the popular people and the attrative loser people so thats why theres alot of virgins cause the ugly people losers cock block everybody that dont pick the ugly people losers so thats why fuck the ugly guys losers and the ugly people losers that is on tv or school or facebook or music or movies or workplace or school or workplace

>>690734688
holy shit, you had sex with maisie

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>>690733391
why are u lying about me m8?

>>690734972
>O.o
GET OUT

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she also sent me this the naughty bitch but please dont share it or tell anyone please /b/ros im trusting you

>>690735104
Dubs dont lie

>>690733391
Did you catch any troll diseases?

>>690733391
Hello Candy

>>690733391

If that's the chick in the photo I feel sorry for you. I wouldn't be able to make first base without vomiting.

What is it? A British singer with 8 unforgettable number one songs? I bet her teeth are just lovely.

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>>690733391
Were you drunk?

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This is me and a buddy Op you jelly

>>690735594
absolute virgin detected

>>690735594
Same, that is one ugly fuck

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>>690736041
U mirrin bruh?

Why is she so ugly and why are you so desperate?

>>690733939
Checkem

>>690734963
I've seen this shit weeks ago faggot

>>690734688
>me urinating on her

bro you lying or your dick is fucked

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OP here, time to confess. I have a small dick and love getting rogered by my uncle Dennis. I'm just sat on grampas chair in the study waiting for his love juice to stop dripping out of my bottom. In the mean time I like to post images from tumblr pretending to have shagged an ugly girl from Game of Thrones. Here's another picture I've saved from the Internet with the sole purpose of lying about.

>>690733391
why she's so fuckng ugly ?

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>>690737260
Here's another. Just trying to fart the last drops of Uncle Dennis' cum out of my stretched ringpiece.

>>690737260
Id probably fuck her if she's cosplaying like that

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>>690733391
So what? We all have sex with Maisie all the time. Are you saying that you thought hooking up with her once was something to brag about? Holy Shit, guys! This must be the sperg she told us about.

>mfw

>>690735839
just as real as the pics OP is posting

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>>690734688
Hi Sophie

>>690734450
Lol loser that's not even her. That's a webcam model dipshit

>>690735252
Not her, faggot.

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>>690737564

Is this a cringe thread?

>>690738306
for fucks sake no one believes you. Does it make you feel like a bigger man when you talk bullshit?

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>>690733391
you wished

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>>690738417
Haha this isn't actually OP. I was taking this piss if you read above about his uncle. I just know this girls tumblr site where he's getting the pics from. Most of them are watermarked so I did some bad shopping on them. Like this one.

Look at these too
>>690737260
>>690737521

Hodor, Hoder.
Hodor?
HodorHodorHodor!

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>>690739325

>>690733667
Are you retarded that's what he said