>>690731481
Clean it you fucking pig

>>690731481
Jizz on the fan blades so that when she comes home and turns it on, jizz gets flung all over the room

Pour oil all over and wait till shes home

>>690731481
Look for sex toys

wait for someone to get home and show them your spread asshole when the door opens

Shove her toothbrush up your ass and take a picture.

In a week, email her the picture.

>>690731481
Shit in a jar and hide it under her bed

>>690731619
Rollin for keks

>>690731608
Definitely clean that fucking pig pen op, shit is nasty.

get naked and wait for her in her bed

Take cover off fan,turn on, stick dick in rotating blades

find her dirty panties

>>690731481
Make a post on your local m4m craigslist saying "anon gangbang at [aunt's address here] anyone welcome, especially bbc ;)"

Shit in the fan

>>690731855
Dubs has spoken

>>690731481

Clean it

>>690731855
Congrats. We will never see the proof.
Great job anon.

Find her dildo and take pic with it in your mouth.

>>690731855
winner winner chicken dinner

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>>690731888
Deliver OP

>>690731888
TRIPS BEAT THE DUBS >>690731855

sniff panties

>>690731888
Trips overules

>>690731855
Fuck you dubs,Trips has more power
>>690731888

Jizz in her bottle of milk

Take a shit put it in the freezer

>>690731855
>>690731888
both

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>>690731855
It will be a long wait cause she out of state for a week

>>690731888
Op, cant find any. Looked all over

>>690732155
this

>>690732239
Order a pizza , answer the door naked and climb to the roof, enjoy the pizza naked on the roof.
Also some drugs would he good too

>>690732155

>>690732155
>>690732488
Aww shit

>>690731481

Tidy up that place for her. It's a dump.

Try to get into her computer/ laptop find and post nudes

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>>690732488
chek'd

Where are you from, op?

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>>690732657
Finally i get dubs and a good idea at the same time

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>>690732488
No pizza place is open around here at this time
>>690732644
I tryed, its locked behind a yahoo account

>>690732239
cmon at least wear her panties

>>690732877
Well then, make breakfast and eat it on the roof or front lawn naked?
Fucking compromise here you dumbass,
No wonder your bored, i would have invite my gf over for a sex fest, but you obviously dont have one of those.

Take a naked selfie and print it out tape it bathroom mirror or inside of shower screen for her return

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>>690733047
Nothing to cook, no lawn and cat get to the roof because it's an apartment building

>>690733385
tell all the neighbors you're a registered sex offender or some shit

>>690733385
I see olives, that is breakfast enough, youve never been homeless have you?

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>>690733466
YES

>>690731481
Open her tray with panties and bras and upload a picture for us

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>>690732155

Turn on music loud wait for police to come answer door naked and eating olives from t hy e jar

>>690733466 But do it naked... Fair compromise

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>>690733385
Kek.
You knew your aunt has cameras in her home? Now you do m8
>>690732239

>>690733385
Is that a fucking avocado? Fridge is bare, yet there sits one of the classiest fucking fruits imaginable. So classy some people think it's a vegetable? So classy most people never taste one till they're an adult out of their parents house? Just fucking sitting next to a jar of olives. A JAR OF FUCKING OLIVES!

>>690733633
What the fuck is wrong with your body? Thats not a healthy shit

Crush up some spicy peppers, turn on fan, spread asshole and sprinkle peppers fan, allowing the spicy micro-fragaments to weasel their way into your asshole. Do all of this with the grin of a thousand Cheshire Cats.

>>690733633
I think you might have internal bleeding

FIND HER DIRTY PANTIES FUCK SAKE

>>690733633
cum on shit

>>690733801
this^
And picture them

Shit in a pan and fry it for dinner

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>>690731619
Rolling for this

>>690731888
Find the panties you cunt, you must be real shit at looking

Op is dead

>>690731704
Bump

Pic of your aunt !

Take the avocado out of the fridge and hide it. When your aunt returns home throw it at her head.

>>690731888
>>690734399
Op here looked all over for them and i found nothing. This apartment is only like 3 rooms and there are no dirty clothes

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>>690734650
She has her clothes out to dry. She did her laundry before she left

Cum on everything in the kitchen

>>690734787
Show us more

>>690734787
dress in her clothes

>>690734787

Dress in aunties clothes then shit and piss in them.

>>690734889
Rolling

>>690734889
not trips but still do it

Fap

>>690735022
You got dubs though. Dubs have spoken.

>>690734787
Find clean and qexy panties !

>>690735139
Yes please do.

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>>690735294
fucking kek OP. Now dance for us.

>>690735294
sexy OP, panties too, make us horny

Cum on as much of her clothes as possible

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>>690735139

>>690735600
Panty in asz

Find a picture of her and make a tribute

>>690734787
cum over something that's drying

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>>690735600
oh my

>>690735773
rollin'

>>690731481
Better anal that teethbrush

Cum in a bottle thrice a day for a week, keep the bottle refrigerated and give it to her as an OC drink when she gets back

post pictures of clean panties and bra!!

Fuck that shit up

Invite niggers and party with em

>>690736340
Yes rolling

>>690736340
Rollin'

Take a dum in a bowl and put it in the freezer

>>690736599
Dubs do it clean panties and bra now!!!

How old is she, also face pic of her

Post the address in new thread

>>690736660
Rolling

>>690736660
Again

show her face

>>690736833
winrar

>>690736660
Face and age

>>690736340
rolling

>>690736660
rolling

>>690731481
Clean the pigsty.

>>690736660
roll

OP clean the house except her bedroom. Everything that doesn't belong in a particular room just throw in her bedroom.

Or just clean the living room and then proceed to turn all the furniture upside down in their spots.

>>690737386
roll.

>>690737386
rolle.

>>690737533
ayyyy

>>690737441
Or glue all the silverware to the outside of the cupboards in the kitchen. Or glue all the silverware in one giant pile of silverware. Glue one fork one knife one spoon to every plate

Find clean bras and panties and post them or show us a pic of her

>>690731481
holy crap that looks just like an old fuck buddy's apartment. Does you aunt live in and apartment in D.C. near George Washington University?

>>690737441
Set the table for 3 people and glue it all down. Sit there and wait for her to get home. Then pretend to be having a full blown meal and conversation with another person. Introducing her to your friend and invite her to enjoy some delicious "neighbor stew"

Look for dildo, then use it.

If you're there for a week, use her personal belongings as your cum rag everytime. Or blow every load in her shampoo bottle

Find any stereos in the house. Leave them on maximum volume with a kids bop/other shit music loaded on. If it has an alarm setting make them go off at 12:52 AM.

Set all clocks back 13 minutes (All in sync with each other.)

Set all alarms to go off consecutively. 12:53 am, 1:23 am. 1:53 am. etc,

Every hour pour a bit of water in the freezer over everything in it until it becomes completely frozen.

Set all televisions, radios, etc to maximum volume,

Load up that VBS script that constantly opens and closes your disk drive on her computer.

Leave all taps/showers running

Leave all lights on. All the time.

>>690738439
I got you. Rollling

poo in jar. hide in ac or smear somewhere

>>690738439
>maximum volume
I did this to my grandparents. Almost lost grandma.
Kek and feels at same time.

Op probably left since he is not replying

>>690736660
rolling on the river

>>690731888
WIWIWINEERRR

put a twinkie in your arse

>>690731704
roll for this