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THE AVERAGE PENIS IS BARELY OVER FIVE INCHES IN LENGHT This
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THE AVERAGE PENIS IS BARELY OVER FIVE INCHES IN LENGHT

This penis is in the 98th percentile in length and 80-85th in girth. Here is the data: http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/bju.13010/full

Here is an article on the data: http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2015/03/how-big-average-penis

Despite this data I am still self conscious about the girth of my penis. Thank you porn.

DON'T BELIEVE THE LIES! YOUR PENIS IS AMAZING!
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Most women wouldn't enjoy that cervix puncher. Either way, if you don't have the girth you ain't shit. You could probably make some gay dudes pretty happy tho.
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Bump. For all those who think 6 inches is standard and the toilet paper roll test is real.
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>>690726212
It has fantastic reviews. Both first and third party.
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I am pretty sure it is either 82nd or 83rd percentile in girth. I share my insecurities to help others.

I watched Danny D, Mandingo, and Shane Diesel porn so much that my perceptions of my dick were incredibly twisted.

I have been dumped for guys with small dicks as well.
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>>690726725
How big is your dick?
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>>690725482
too bad its never been inside a vagina .. just like your life, its a waste
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>>690727220

I have 9 inch hands by NFL combine standards.

The dick is 7 inches to the needle along the top not including the slight downward curve.

It is barely over 5 inches in girth.

You can see from the picture that I am loosely gripping my dick to make it look girthier.

If I have dick issues, tons of other guys have to as well.
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>>690727437
Been in a few. I have been dumped and pushed aside for guys with smaller dicks, however. Which fucks with my mind a little.
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I don't pass the toilet paper roll test
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>>690727664
The vast majority of men don't. See the data I liked to it. I don't (very uncomfortably and smushed).
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>>690727873
See how I have to qualify everything? WTF is wrong with me?
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>>690727572
>Catalog
No way the dick in the picture is 7 inches. Mines 6 and it looks a lot smaller in my hand. My hand is also smaller than yours. This isn't adding up
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>>690727873
It isn't that uncomfortable or smushed, actually. I am exaggerating to make my dick seem bigger.
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>>690727655
>I have been dumped and pushed aside for guys with smaller dicks, however. Which fucks with my mind a little

That's because penis size rarely has anything to do with pleasing a woman. Learn to fuck and/or have a pretty face.
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>>690727938
>The dick is 7 inches to the needle along the top not including the slight downward curve.

Are you measuring the same way? Literally stand up and put a ruler directly on the top of your dick.
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>>690727572
We basically have the same dick. 7x5.3 non bone pressed and i wish my girth was bigger. My ideal girth would be 5.5 or 6 so yee dawgy your not alone
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>>690728159
I have in the past. I don't have a ruler or I'd be happy to oblige. Looks more like a nine or eight incher to me big guy :^)
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>>690727938
>>690728159
Also I took that photo at a slight downward angle. Just like fat girls do to make themselves look thinner. The angle elongates shit.
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>>690727655
Being 6" around can be annoying too, tho. Ever had a toothy courtesy blowjob when 30 mins of foreplay isn't enough? I love the shy ones but they are just too disappointing in bed, I almost have to go for sluts or moms if I'm looking for a one nighter.
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>>690728259
My man, right here.

I lurked LPSG for like 4 years lowering my self esteem.

I can't wear Levi's 511's because my dick is blatantly showing, but I am self conscious of my dick.
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>>690728332
That makes a little more sense. You can add a lot of length that way B^)
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>>690728457
I think I am missing out on blow jobs, yes, definitely. Many men prefer them. Pussy is 100x better for me.
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>>690728457
That's because sluts love big dongs and moms are cavernous from spewing out humans.
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>>690728506
Im the same same way. Lifes of guys with bigger dicks interest me for some reason. we also both have a downward curve which I like but sometimes wish I had a upward for dick asthetics

How big is your flaccid? Mines only like 4x4.5
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I'm 5'9" by the way. I had a 6'7" friend in college lecture me about there is no way my dick was bigger than his after he asked me how big my dick is.

Since I watch too much porn, my dick is basically slightly longer and slightly thinner than James Dean's.

I am drinking Germain-Robin Craft-Method Brandy and it is fucking fantastic. Seriously. Crisp and fruity. Like apricot. Very light.

What is your favorite brandy?
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>>690728332
>Catalog
My dick is like a one hander plus three fingers at six inches ong. I would guess that a seven incher would be about two hands maybe slightly more. Yours easily looks like it would fit two hands with the head sticking out. Plus, the fact the you have NFL hands or some shit only furthers my point.
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>>690725482
nice article, accodring to this my dick is longer and thicker then 98% of all others... and still I feel insecure about it.

My inital thought even was: lol, they are making this up to boost mens confidence
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>>690725482
mine is 7NBP x 5.1 and i hate my girth, i feel ya OP
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>>690728902
About 4.25 in length and 4 and 1/8th in girth. I used a ripped napkin to estimate girth.
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>>690727664
what is the toilet paper roll test?

I mean, how do you pass? Your dick does not fit in? Is longer?
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>>690729153
Its two and a half hands but that exaggerates length as when you grab you depress your skin.
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>>690729356
Dick does not fit in. It is made up bullshit.
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>>690729225
I've read other studies that had the median length at 5.5. The girth was about the same though.
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>>690729417
oh well, I'll be on /gif for a minute or two.. and then get a toilet paper roll :C
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>>690729232
Your dick is not 7inches long. This thread is for freedom, not feeding our bullshit.
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>>690729562
?
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>>690729365
Depressing the skin an measuring from a downward angle is cheating m8. Nice looking dick tho. Don't be insecure, you got a nice shlong. Chicks probably breakup with you because it hurts lol
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>>690729562
I'm 7 inches looks the same as mine
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>>690729297
I actually did have a pair of 511s but my balls are low hangers so you could clearly see the bulge. Had to throw them out though because my thighs got too big from squats

Did you use that method for erect girth?

Also 5'8" but toned body so dick looks huge on my body
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>2 inches flaccid
>7.5 inches max length x 5.5 around
Never been inside a woman though.
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>>690729759
I agree it could be a seven inches maybe slightly under but rounding up is okay
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LITTERALLY STAND UP AND PUT THE RULER DIRECTLY ON TOP OF YOUR COCK FOR THE MEASUREMENT.

Freedom will set you free.
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>>690729857
This makes me feel better about my flaccid length.
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>>690729799
I used a kleenex for erect girl. Actual brand. Not tissue paper.
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>>690729857
That is honestly amazing.
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>>690728744
Truer words have never been spoken, my friend.
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>>690729728
Thank you!
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>>690728332
That is how much angle matters. This picture was taken in the same session as the OP. Slight angle makes a big difference.

For all you guys sending out dick picks out there. I got you.
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>>690730029
Ive just used tailors tape. I tried using floss one time but i never thought about tissues, i might try that later actually. You ever caught anyone staring at your bulge? Or commenting on it?
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Besides a few exception penis size is always irrelvent to girls unless it's so small that it can't fit. For guys we care about tits, ass, face. For girls its more like height, muslce tone, face, hair, and dick is at the bottom of the list. You can always buy a dildo but you can't buy height or nice shoulders which is what women care about
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Why is no one saying his or her favorite brandies?
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Oh, I am of part asian heritage. So the Asian small dick thing is bullshit.

I post on /pol calling people bigots and attacking both Nazis and SJWs.
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>>690730556
Can confirm. Women don't actually care that much about big dicks. Have been passed over for guys with smaller than average dicks (3rd party).
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>>690730670
>Oh, I am of part asian heritage. So the Asian small dick thing is bullshit.

You'll only be using it for peeing in this life, virgin
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>>690725482
7inch lenght, measured along the top,
5'7 girth at the thickest area

still feel small
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>>690728744
Serial mother fucker here with 6", you couldn't be more wrong. But what do you expect from this site.
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>>690730469
Not op, but it's only really noticeable when I get to half chub or hard. I'm about 6" around, so if I'm wearing suit pants or slacks and decide to get hard there isn't much I can do. The waistband tuck used to work when I had a gut and somewhat baggier clothes, but that's not the case these days.
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>>690731203
Fucking mostly white women. Thanks.
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>>690731304
That's fucking gigantic. There are like maybe two guys bigger than you in porn in both measurements. Shane Diesel and that other fucking ridiculously huge nigger on monsters of cock.
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>>690731523
We'll I read in a very scientific journal that girls who like big dang tend to be more promiscuous than other women. Men with larger penis also report more infidelity on their partners behalf. Also, big poon from babies just seems to make sense.
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my dick. not that big but you cant gomaround in life worrying about it
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>>690731523
Thank you for your contribution. This thread is all about smashing misconceptions.
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>>690731578
I hope they enjoy your jaundice grub.
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>>690730469
>>690731552
Yeah, I was just in a meeting a couple of months back and noticed the woman look, fixate, and become uncomfortable. My dick was blatantly showing from that angle in those dress pants. Fucking uncomfortable.
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>>690731711
Yeah that nigger doesn't know what he's talking about. If she can take 6" girth without being noticibly uncomfortable, she's had a lot of practice or a human came out of her at one point.
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>>690731976
I look white, even though I am mixed race. My liver is a fucking champion. Fuck off, cuck. One of my big dick brothers will fuck your future wife's brains out. It might be me.
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>>690732147
>My liver is a fucking champion
Wtf

Sure, bud. White woman love yellow dicks attached to a 5'6" manlet that smells like fish.
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>>690731737
Your dick is fine the way it is and plenty of women would love to date you. Don't believe the lies that porn tries to drag you down with. Happy future, my brother.
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>>690732323
I thought you were referring to my brandy drinking in this thread. I'm 5'9" and I look white. I mostly like white women, but I do not discriminate. 6/7 Ethnicities and 3/4 races contributed to the beautiful dick in this thread (my father says I am also Native American, but I have not been able to verify this).
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>>690731991
Unless you were rock hard while maintaining eye contact, it's her fucking issue. Next time tell her to stop eyeballing your junk in front of everyone. You can pull it off if you act legitimately upset and offended.
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>>690732336
my gf seems happy with it, want guys romknow it doesnt matter how big you are
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This is another straight on angle of my dick from a different photo session. If you are going to send a girl a dick pick, at least do it well. Notice how pale I look and how the OP pic makes my dick look bigger. Slight downward angle and shadows make one's dick look a lot better.
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>>690732728
I agree. There is nothing I can do about it. I was already wearing baggier pants than I would prefer if my dick would have allowed it. Thank you.
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>>690732812
It truly does't. There is freedom in truth for all of us.
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ALL I WANT TO DO IS MAKE 1000 MEN FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE ABOUT THEIR DICKS

Porn, especially interracial porn, has attacked our self-esteem. We must fight back.

Someone should hack dogfart and post the addresses of people who subscribed threes years ago when they released all those Shane Diesel cuckold videos. Literally made me start calling black guys niggers. Fuck those guys.
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Am i okay anon?
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>>690735083
Yes. A lot of women prefer curved dicks. You have a dick that can make a woman cum. Believe in it!
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>>690734236
Jesus Christ. Read the thread.

LITTERALLY STAND UP AND PUT A RULER DIRECTLY ON TOP OF YOUR DICK, IGNORING ANY CURVE.

That is how I calculated exactly seven inches.
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>>690736570
You do realize that is pretty much what I just said, and that I agree with you?

Pressing it into the pelvic bone is just for the fatties.
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>>690736570
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My dick is beautiful and I refuse to submit to porn's influence.

Shane Diesel is a mixed race freak of nature. Probably one in ten million.

Danny D is a freak.

Mandingo is the personification of a "nigger"
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>>690736877
I apologize. I am drunk.
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>>690736954
No, that overestimates length.
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