Gimme good prank call ideas for Walmart. Dubs and I'll do one of my choice and record it. Trips and I'll record the one being requested
call and ask if there are any job openings available.
>>690725559
Doing it but not record not worthy
>>690725701
then why should i trust you to do anything else if you can't even do what you promised??
>>690725840
I'll record good ones.
>>690725911
>>690725840
I shall now record me doing the job opening thing
Will post link soon
>>690725357
Tell them that you are in the store and you have a gun.
>>690726121
Reroll
>>690726121
Roll
Tell them that you are in the store and you have a gun.
>>690726525
Reroll
>>690726121
Rell
>>690726121
Do this op
>>690725357
>ask them if they have a product
>if yes
>tell them that you'll be in the store to get it within 15 minutes
>show up 30 minutes later
Diabolical
>>690726664
Almost Satan quads
>>690725357
>hello, is this the suicide hotline?
No, this is Walmart
>FUCK I CANT EVEN DO THAT RIGHT
>(play gunshot noise from YT over phone)
>>690726743
Kek
>>690725976
https://youtu.be/rClOLKZlLzM Here's link
>>690726121
Won't do anything to get me in legal trouble or anythiing
>>690726743
Whoa man... That's edgy
>>690725357
Nobody that works there will care. They are all dead inside.
ask for grapes
>>690726816
WOW FUCKING ROLL
>>690726940
Kek
>>690726816
Reroll
Tell them that you are in the store and you have a gun.
Tell them that you are in the store and you have a gun. roll
Tell them that you are in the store and you have a gun. rollerino
>>690727064
Sorry not doing anything that could maybe get me in actual trouble or some shit
Learn Arabic and go on a terroristic rant about how you are about to blow up the store for being a staple of Western culture
Tell them your in the store and you have a gun
Tell them that you are in the store and you have a gun. roll one last time
>>690727162
Roll
Call them and say: "Do you know why there are no Walmarts in Iraq? Because there's a Target on every corner"
>>690727162
>>690727148
>>690727137
>>690727104
>>690727064
>>690726525
>>690726121
Is this a detail attempt?
>>690725357
Call and tell them what a giant fucking faggot you are. Then kill yourself.
>>690727270
Derail*
>>690727269
roll
>>690726816
>>690726816
>>690726816
>>690726816
OP see this one
>>690727144
OMG op is a faggot
>>690726816
Do it op
Ask what aisle the butt plugs are on.
>>690726816
Top zozzle
Roll
>>690727481
Stfu would you do it yourself? No so stfu
Tell them that you are in the store and you have a gun. Come on OP they won't trace you!
>>690726816
ROLL OP YOU HAVE TO DO THIS
>>690726816
Don't be a fag op
>>690727631
Probably do it without the gunshot
>>690726816
Rolllll
>>690726816
Oh my god OP
Roll
This is fucking gold
>>690726816
Roll, this probably won't get you in trouble since they won't give a fuck I mean come on its walmart
>>690726816
Half the fucking thread is Rollin OP
Just do it
>>690727879
Roll
>>690726816
This is a glorious mission
>>690727797
ree
>>690727966
WINRAR OP LETS SEE IT
>>690727966
Thanks, got it from a green text, still gold though
>>690728013
It needs trips