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>>690724356
have her rim and fuck my ass

>>690724356

>having your way with any celebrity
>not even getting in the pussy or ass

you need to reconsider anon.

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>>690724541
Seriously should think a bit before making claims like that.
I would go with missionary and hope for conception.

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Ariel Winter. I would eat her pussy and asshole for hours. Then fuck both raw, then continue to eat them for another few hours. She cant even leave to use the restroom, she can just go on me as i continue to eat her

>>690725079
fucking hell she's ugly

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Dove Cameron. I'd fuck her throat. Also, dubs.

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Amy Schumer to sit on my face and eat ice cream for hours

>>690725563
someone should graph her progression to more and more revealing clothing. At the current rate she will probably be a nudist by the end of the year.

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>>690725785
Damn, I need to start paying attention to Disney Channel again...

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gaze upon her for eternity

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fuck her and as I'm cumming whisper "Hail Hydra" in her ear.

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Hey /b/. Smoking weed for the first time in a few hours. Any tips?

>>690725881

those tits actually look pretty nice. are there any nude pics?

>>690726367
kek very good choice tho

>>690726395

you fucked up making a thread

before I give you advice are you smoking alone or with people?

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I'd tie her up and torture her clit till she pissed herself. Then I'd assfuck her until she passed out from the pain.

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Ariel Winter
I'd have her suck me off til I blow in her mouth and have her swallow. Then I'd eat her out/finger her til she cums, and I wouldn't stop til she screams our agreed upon safe word (it'd be "kamikaze")
Then I'd fuck her in all my favorite positions. Cum in her pussy, her ass.
And then we'd shower together after I piss on her face and tits, and she pisses on me bc that's my fetish.
And I would film/photograph all of it.

>>690725563
I like your style

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Vin Diesel

I'd play D&D with him

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Her and I in kink.com's playroom for an entire weekend.
Switching between her and I being the dominant one.

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>>690726419
she's so fuckable. no nudes but a poor look-a-like who fucks herself with a wine bottle if that floats your boat

damn so many virgin fantasy here, sounds really pathetic to read you guys.

>>690726884
If Will Ferrell had a sex change, this is what he'd look like.

>>690726395
yeah kill yourself

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>>690726646
She was better before the breast reduction

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John Bradley-West. We'd eat so many fucking chicken wings. Like 50 many.

>>690726948
This, they can't think of anything but fucking someone, like dude, wouldn;t you rather play pool with morgan freeman? Or play in a band with Bruce Willis?

>>690724356
too ugly that bitch cunt

>>690726997
keep dreaming faggot

>>690727114
kek

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I'd talk about fucking everything with him
Politics
War
Money
Real Estate

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>>690727055
No shit.

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>>690727055
Agreed. But she's still my number one

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>>690724356
Sophie Turner. I'd spend an entire day with my tongue inside her asshole.

>>690726997
Holy shit you're right

>>690726884

meh, there are far more "fuckable" celebs... thanks for the info tho.

>>690727128
> wouldn;t you rather play pool with morgan freeman?

Than fuck a female celeb? Can't say I would...

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just suck on those fucking udders

i would fuck her ass and cum inside her, then i would fuck her face and cum on her face,, god she would look so hot with a load on her face

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>>690727128

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Yep sophie

>>690727314
And that's why you're a virgin idiot, so many things better than sex, especially with a celebrity, they would be terrible fucks.

>>690727293
get a life

>>690726765

I like your style anon.

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get her to read to me

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i'd make her sing for me while i deepthroated her. the idea of that is fucking hilarious to me for some reason.

>>690727402
nice facebook tier meme you tremendous faggot

>>690726948
>>690727128
they speak the truth
Becoming friends with someone famous is worth more than you fat fucks fucking a celeb with your babydicks for 30 seconds

>>690724356
I'd piss on Laci Greens face.

>>690727444
oooh yeah good one. anyone who wants to fuck a hot female celebrity instead of playing pool with morgan freeman is a total virgin loser. you got me.

>>690724484
Well done, sir. Well done.

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Iwan Rheons, we play with our dogs together

>>690727582

won't make a difference in sound quality, tho ...

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A weekend of Mckayla Maroney using me as her toilet

>>690727582
seriously watch zoolander 2 for that dominatrix scene

>>690727665
When you grow up, you'll understand that sex isn't all it's made out to be.

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>>690727434

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fart in my face

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Anal, blowjob, and cum in her hair.

>>690727765
she was in it? i didn't even know. heard it was just a terrible movie.

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I'd arrest this cunt

>>690727779
I'd be willing to bet I'm older than you, kid, but whatever. Your words mean nothing to me.

>>690727444
Who gives a shit what people want to do you annoying faggot.

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We'd Remove kebab together

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Very little I wouldn't do, really. I don't want her made up either. I wanna spend the night fuckin' and watching bad movies and eating nasty take-out wings. I'll like garlic butter off her ass and fuck her with a buffalo wing in my mouth. Goddamn. The decadence. The abandon of decency would make Caligula thrust in his grave.

>>690727779
man you're a fucking faggot
what are you my fucking dad?
kill yourself

>>690727779
Holy shit you are such a faggot.

>>690727972
You may have been on this planet longer than me, but you have the mind of a 16 year old.

>>690727992
That is literally what this thread is about...so...everyone in this thread?

>>690727892
yh its terrible and she's not in it for long but well worth it. her and christina hendricks and susan sarandon in an orgy

>>690727855
is that bailey jay?

>>690727779
Don't listen to this faggot. I'm 30 and married and sex is still everything.

>>690728092
>>690728080
>>690727972
Found all the underaged B&s

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suck on those mammeries

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>>690727128
anyone who would choose pool with morgan freeman over sex with any of these girls is a faggot of monstrous proportions

>>690728179
Hahaha how pathetic.

>>690727754
Her dirty asshole....yum

>>690728195
yeah u 2 faggot
kill yourself

>>690728195
I guess yesterday really was the first day of summer. seems to come earlier and earlier every year.

>>690728176
In about 25 years

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Spend the night having slow, passionate sex before impregnating her and forcing her to stay with me for life. Then I could die a happy man.

>>690728179

A good french fry is better than sex TBQH

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I'd have him transfer all his money to me.

Alternatively, have Obama give me control over the US nuclear arsenal.

>>690728243
Just saying, I can fuck someone any time I want, and someone that is probably a better fuck (you really think any of these needy "me me me" celebrities would be a good lay) when was the last chance you got to hang out with an intelligent individual who's seen a lot and done a lot in his life with plenty of interesting stories to tell?

When you're on your death bed and looking back on your life, you really think it's going to be filled with thoughts of "that one fuck was great..."

>>690728251
I'm not even trying to be mean or start an argument but
you are actually a loser, talking like that. There ain't nothing more pathetic than calling a stranger online pathetic. I know I'm calling the kettle black here but you really are a loser

>>690728450
seems like you understand very little about the way the world works.

>>690728114
You don't seem to understand the statement. Why the fuck would you care what someone's choice is to the point that it gets you so upset? It sounds to me like you probably have erectile dysfunction and are insecure and angry about it so you're taking it out on people wanting to fuck celebrities like a pathetic little faggot.

Celebrities are rarely anything special in the intellect department. You're not gonna get anything great from talking to them. They're mostly dumb and self absorbed. You might as well just fuck a hot one.

>>690728480
oh man, i don't think i've ever seen this big of a faggot in the wild before. it's quite a sight to behold.

>>690728530
Oh yeah, I'm the loser because my life goals aren't limited to "have lots of sex"

Sure thing, bro.

>>690728368
id just have her pose for pics and leak more nudes kek

>>690728251
Take your miniature broken penis over to Tumblr you faggot ass partial man. What kind of pathetic faggot doesn't care about sex?

>>690728567
Haha you're the one putting the words in my mouth, I'm not angry at all, it's all how you read it bro. Why do you care what I do so much? It's the exact same thing, this is a form where discussions are had.

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watch him fuck her

>>690728717
oh i'm sorry is this a fucking life goals thread? i thought this was a "have your way with one celebrity" thread.

go out to your garage, leave the door closed, get in your car, start the engine, and fucking die. the world will be a better place without you, anon.

>>690728717
No you're a loser because you talk like one, and you're on 4chan
plus I bet your shit don't stink faggot

>>690728717
You sound like such a fucking autistic child.

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>>690728078
>would make Caligula thrust in his grave.

topkek anon. i like you

>>690728865
Oh sorry, I'll act like an adult

YEAH BOI, I WOULD SLAM HER ASS FOR 12 HOURS THEN LICK SHIT OUT OF IT WHILE SHE DRANK MY PISS

that better?

>>690727434
clearly fake

>>690727691
Tou suun :'(

>>690728851
>and you're on 4chan

And you aren't?

>>690728803
>Is an obnoxious judgmental faggot.

>Why do you care what I think?

I thank fucking god you don't like sex, because a joyless, obnoxious, delusional piece of shit like you should not be procreating.

>>690728999
Ch3ck3d

>>690727582
>deepthroated her

huh. does she have a penis? is a strapon implied? what the fuck are you deep throating anon?

>>690728078
Have you seen her naked?

>>690729039
>Is an obnoxious judgmental faggot.

And you guys haven't been judging at all, nice.

I never said I Don't like sex, I just said if I had a wish to be with one celebrity, I wouldn't waste it on just sex.

>Looks at thread

Is it really only the second day of summer? Fuck me.

>>690729036
yeah I am too but you're a bigger faggot than I am
faggot

>>690729128
Have I naked seen her more like.

>>690727666
thank

>>690728981
You sound even more autistic now

>>690729086
oh i meant her deepthroating me. wasn't clear enough apparently. thanks for the correction.

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>>690726367
Heh, that's who I was gonna pick, can't even say why.

>>690726395
Careful not to get wasted

>>690724356
She can't act for shit... In the latest a men she she was horrible. It was the most brain dead uninterested delivery of lines I've ever seen, and she has no facial expressions, as a matter of fact I think the Kristen Stewart from the gay vampire Series shows more interest and changes her facial expression more than this shit tier actor... And thats not saying much!!!

>>690729348
pretty sure OP doesn't give a fuck about her acting skills

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>>690729229

>>690725563
She just a fat chick who's famous and so she's put on a pedestal. 5/10 at best. Would not fuck

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we would drive lambos and be lam/b/ros

>>690729298
i understand now. hawt btw.

>>690725881
She'd be REALLY cute if she lost a few pounds

>>690724356
>just a blowjob and facial

What a content young man

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We'd invite some ladies back to his dressing room for beverages.

>>690729549
She'd still be an SJW feminist retard

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have her sit on my face with her ass cheeks spread and her anus on my mouth. I go at it like a friendly dog who's master just came home (a lot of licking) and umm, then get her to fuck my ass with a strapon i guess

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>>690724356
Have a threesome with her & my wife, film it, do all the things, die happy.

>>690727434
Eww looks like she's wearing a frigging freckled baby's bib

>>690729638
Fucking Kek!

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this guy. id ride his nuts till they were sore and demonstrate to him that boipucci is superior to that beefy mess women like to call a vagina.

Jenna Coleman. Lots of love Marriage for life. You said i get to have my way. That is my way. Your arguments to the contrary are invalid, i refuse to accept them.

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>>690724356
Emilia Clarke... dressed up as Daenerys Targaryen. I would bend her over and fuck her in the ass... make the Mother of Dragons my bitch!

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sit on my face and let out some jurrasic farts

>>690729424
True, but I bet she'd be the same in bed... Worse than a drunk chick in the starfish position.

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her. id spend an entire weekend under her sexual tutelage, rattling those graceful old bones.

>>690729649
What the fuck does SJW stand for?

>>690728176
Pauley Perrette, but i do like to pretend Bailey is her...with a cock.

>>690726308
Still not sure if people saying they like her are trolls or retarded and actually for real.
I guess since she still is in the tv show, someone at least sees something in her.
But i eont undrstand how. She is hideous and disgusting..

>>690730189
this. she is a fine wine

>>690730288
This anon speaks the truth
> dubs don't lie

>>690728206
what do you have against attractive women?

>>690730266
>social Justice Warrior
All good! I learnt to google

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I'd eat that holy pussy for the rest of my life. I'd fuck her slowly and with love. When I'm horny as fuck I'd fuck her rough enough to make her pussy and ass sore and blow her brains out

>>690730288
>no taste pleb detected

maisie williams
>anal

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I would fuck her non-stop for the weekend, try to get through every page of the kama sutra, then hope she falls in love with me. But would actuaehappen is I would probably prematurely ejaculate and apologise for wasting her time.

>>690730774
Pfft, make her apologise for wasting your time.

>>690730446
my dick

>>690726765
>"Looks like ya got some bills, too bad they're not dollar bills"

>>690730774

Guess I just missed a couple of things I'd do... The point is fucking her, right?

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fuck rachel

>>690730622
Would cum inside

>>690731100
yuck

>>690730907
classic

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javascript:quote('690730942')
She is unreal, I have lusted after her for years, I could tuck her and die happy.

>>690731217
Tuck her into bed? Or is she a trap

Emma Watson is like the dream girl... I dare any of those who say she isn't as pretty as she is find a flaw in her.

>>690727114
>Like 50 many
Holy shit thats a lot

>>690727820
Fart in her face

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Shannon Elizabeth. Preferably younger but if not then I have no problems. Would probably bone till death by orgasm.

>>690731451
her lips are not around my cock. There, found a flaw.

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>>690731451

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>>690731677

Classic.

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>>690728206

>>690730004
This

>>690727114
50 many anon you madman

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Tongue her asshole till it's nice and dripping, then fuck it for hours, cumming balls deep in it.

>>690731912

Personally, I don't like boobs to be THAT big and saggy...

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Sophie Turner, Id want to fuck her on a jet after drinking lots of champagne. It woud be hard sex mostly taking her from behind and pulling her hair, maybe a bit of choking. Dont know where id cum, but anywhere would do i guess

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>>690726302
Disney always turns the sweetest girls into grade A sluts.

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i could barely say anything if we meet
too cute

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Literally everyone in this thread

>>690729300
>cant even say why

bitch has perfect massive tits, plus she's british..

>>690724356
I want to have a fuck feast with Anita Sarkessean

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>>690730027
kek'd

Kate Mara

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Let her tie me down, where I'm completely helpless. She's get's completely nude, rubs oil all over her body, starts by teasing my dick with her ass, and eventually wrapping her oily tits around it. She gets me almost to cumming, then stops, leaves the room, comes back 20 minutes later and starts over. For hours. Until she finally decides to let me cum, and impales her ass on my cock as I cum harder than I ever have.

Or you know, something like that. I haven't really thought about it.

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>>690724356
I wanna ride keemstar

>>690732139
sounds like you'd prefer dicks in your ass and mouth

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>>690725079
Is that Olivia Munn?

>>690728480
>you really think any of these needy "me me me" celebrities would be a good lay
Yes, considering most of them had more sex last week than you did in the last 5 years, I would suggest they are significantly more experienced and therefore a better lay than you.

>when was the last chance you got to hang out with an intelligent individual who's seen a lot and done a lot in his life with plenty of interesting stories to tell?
Famous people are just people. I work with them a lot, and it's really not all that interesting. Like, it's interesting enough, but if I had a choice I would rather fuck any of these girls. The stories aren't interesting enough, and are really no better than those that most in the industry tell.

>>690732539

Not really, don't get me wrong, I love big boobs. I just don't love them being THAT big.

>>690731912
those tits are fantastic

>>690730622
I think she's super hot and would spend days fucking her

But am I the only one who thinks her cunt is probably blowing in the wind a bit?

>>690733040

What do you mean by that? I didn't quite get it.

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Would nut hard enough to impregnate all females in a 5 mile radius.

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Remove her from the cage I am keeping her in
Take her to perform at her next show via horse and carriage
Continuously clap and cheer throughout her entire performance (this turns her on)
Leave in horse and carriage, take back to my space-themed apartment
Chain her to the special rocket ship bed I had made especially for my "substantial" frame
Remove her dress and panties and explain to her that we will now perform the act of love-making
Sniff her sweaty panties and wear them on my face
Lick sweaty asshole till tongue goes raw
Rough anal sex while she fucks herself with a massive black dragon dildo (actually belongs to me but I let her use it)
Pull out and cum on those pouty lips
Put her back in her cage
Go and get high by the beach

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she'd cook for me then i would take a big line off her ass and suck those tittays for good measure