Fluffy abuse incoming, calling it in close.
hello my fellow abusers
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Do wolfram's fluffies have English accents?
>>690722197
It's not really funny...
>>690722197
bahahahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hnnnnggggg
Was just chatting with a boi on grindr who turned out to be a smawty xD
Got any litterpal stuff
AND HERE COMES THE FARM AGAIN BECAUSE FUCK YOU!
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>>690725919
Thread is kill?
>>690726465
like this little fluffy
and here some metal!
>>690726755
Mr. magow-Magow
>>690726793
Part 2
Part 3
Someone have the one where a fluffy have new artificial legs and some guy just rip them off?
>>690727014
Part 4
I'm gonna try to do a little short story thing.
>Be Aaron Anonson
>23 year old slacker living in a low end apartment in NYC
>It's been about 6 years since fluffies got out of hand
>One day, you wake up at 5 AM in the morning to the sound of faint knocking on the door
>You also hear a voice
>"Pwease open doww, Mummah need nummies fo bahbes"
>"Shit" you think, "This never ends well"
>You throw on some jeans and open the door and look down
>There it is
>It smells like piss
>It's babbling
>It's --
>Wait.
>HOLY SHIT ITS A BLUE ALICORN!
>You remember these alicorn ones are worth like a metric shitload of cash.
>You invite it in (by gently kicking it with the tip of your foot with a slight murmured "in")
>"Are you my new daddeh?" It ask very enthusiastically
>You hesitate, but say yes
>The little thing starts bawling tears of happiness.
>"BWOO NEVAH HAVE WEAL DADDEH BEFOW! YAY WEAL DADDEH!"
>It's name is Blue. How original.
>You hear a chirping noise.
>"OH NOSIES! BWOO AWMOS FOGET BABBEHS!"
Last i got
>>690727184
this is gonna be good, just do it faggot
Any good stories on the booru recently?
>>690725429
Why the fuck would a stray cry for finding food?
>>690727522
because found it just after it sacrificies her foal for sketties
>>690727618
and her foals are dead
>>690727522
you really are stupid aren't you
>kills child to eat a meal to save the other children
>finds food near its nest
>didn't have to kill its child
>BONUS: the children in the nest are all dead, she killed her only living child to feed the others who are dead
i really like this one, in the last panel is like the mare just realized that her whole species is worthless
>>690720216
...why wouldn't it close it's eyes?
>>690727960
and also can't have more little shitrats because fluffy science
>>690728131
why no one have done a comic about fishers using fluffies has shark bait?
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bump
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>C
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>C
>K
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>D
Part two of who knows.
>Shit. If there is one thing that could be bad about this alicorn made of moolah, it would be foals
>You decide to see them before judging at least.
>There are five of them
>They look a few days old, and they are all basic Earth fluffies
>Except one
>One is a Unifluff.
>You remember reading that Unifluffs are more likely to become smarties later.
>You attempt to grab it, but Blue intersects
>"NO TOUCH CHIRPIE BABEHS, NOT WEADY YET!"
>You are somewhat annoyed by this, but remember that you could very well have tons of free money on this.
>"Now,Blue" You say softly "If I'm going to be your daddy, I need to see your babies closer."
>"NO! BABBEHS NEED MOAH LOVE AND MIWKES BEFOW ADOPTWION!"
>Adoption? The fuck?
>You figure she must have run away from a shop or shelter that took her other babies away.
>"Blue, I'm not going to take your babies away" You try to assure her
>"Weawwy?" She asks.
>"Really." You respond.
>The chirping begins again, louder this time
>Blue suddenly perks up
>"OH! Bwoo need nummies to make miwkies fo babbehs!"
>You remember that you have half a bowl of spaghetti in the fridge left, and remember that fluffies love the damned stuff.
>"Here You go, Blue." You say, mourning somewhat at what could have been today's halfassed lunch.
>She goes fuckin apeshit with excitement that she's getting "Sketti"
>"WUV SKETTI! WUV DADDI! WUV BABBEHS!" She chants as you set it down to her face
>She digs in
>This is gonna be the easiest cash your ever made
>The foals begin to suckle on her teets after she's done with her sketti.
>You notice that the Unifluff has pushed the other ones out of the way, and is taking more time on his feet than the other four.
>That's an early sign of smarty behavior.
>But You can't break your promise with Blue, not yet, or she might run away.
>You decide to ignore it, it's probably nothing.
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Make it faster, the thread is diying, or just upload the whole thing to the booru
>>690727872
No lie, if a Fluffy looked like that, I'd be way more inclined to adopt it.
But IRL they probably wouldn't.
>>690730696
>upload the whole thing to the booru
This. Why don't people just upload a story to the booru.
>>690726697
Is this weirdbox? I dont understand
>>690727218
Is McGonagall going to continue this comic?
>>690731224
New one should be coming out this month my friend. I'm out.
>>690731189
Reference to (very old) Fluffy stories. Virtually all of them would have their Fluffies drown. ALWAYS. Made it a meme on its own, eventually.
>>690728086
Because it's fucking stupid.
>>690730786
because alot of stories drown in a river of russkie shit
Part three of who knows even
>It's been a week since Blue has come into your life
>She's already well trained (Most likely from the store or shelter)
>The foals have already grown up quite a bit, and you are somewhat shocked at how fast fluffies develop
>So far, only one accident has happened involving "bad poopies"
>As punishment, you took away one foal (A brown mare.) And tried to isolate it for a day outside
>It was tragically swooped up by a pigeon though, and Blue refused to talk to you for two hours (A record) before you gave her a piece of a baloney sandwich.
>You decide to name them all after they're color, except the blue foal, who you name Junior.
>And the Unifluff who you dubbed "Uno"
>Now You have Blue, two girls, Red and Green, and two boys, Junior and Uno.
>It's a Sunday night, which you've decided until you sell the things, is "Sketti" night.
>All of the foals can eat solid foods now (Except the dead one of course), and they are all very excited
>As you sit down to enjoy your "Special Sketti" (Actually just Beef Ramen Noodles), you hear a bit of struggling coming from the fluffies little corner of the room.
>"I WAN MOWE SKETTIES! UNO NEEDS MOWE SKETTIES!"
>Uno is trying to take Juniors share of spaghetti, and Junior ain't havin that shit.
>"NO! THIS SKETTI IS MINE!"
>Junior pushes over Uno with ease, before Blue separates the two
>"No babehs! No fighting awwowed!"
>You decide to back off from this, considering the last time you tried to punish one of the foals
>Your sure they'll be fine.
Someone should write a fluffy version of this story.
>>690732879
That's probably been written 12 times on the booru
God, the idea of all of this shit happening to these fake creatures makes me so happy, but a part of me would love for them to be real so i could love them..... i think im fucked up.
>>690734609
Nah mate, you're just human.
>>690734609
Nah, pretty normal. Go adopt a cat or something.
>>690734780
but cats cant talk in a cute little baby voice that makes me want to give cuddles and also punch the fuck out of feral shitheads and stomp on smarties. lol
>>690735006
You've obviously never had a cat.
>>690735006
Ah, the whole feral smarty shitheads thing gets pretty tiring after a while.
The real beauty comes usually undeserved cruelty.
If you can't stomach that, go for hugbox directly.
Not trying to push you towards being a psycho.
But if you read the the first 5 Lines of a story and know that on page 3 a feral herd will invade the yard and rape and pillage the domestic Fluffies the fun is kinda gone.
And pages 4-9 will be mostly rage-induced bloodshed nobody survives and then a "xy never has Fluffies again" its realy bland. Justice needs to be well served, to be enjoyable. Otherwise its just an evening at housing court.
Also, Fluffs gonna be Fluffs.
>>690735006
>give cuddles and also punch the fuck out of feral shitheads and stomp on smarties
You're lying to yourself dude. You'd just want to punch the fuck out of the cute fluffies, and that's entirely ok. We're all here for the fluffy abuse, no need to make up stories about how you'd only hurt them "if they deserve it".
Seriously. that newfag moral pussification nearly killed the fandom a year back.