how many times will a woman orgasm as a large dog fucks them doggy style?

>>690710269
Depends how long you leave her tied up.

>>690710269
Woman orgasms are a lie.

>>690708548
How do you reconcile the fact that the quantum dynamical equations of motion make extraordinarily accurate predictions about literally every other quantum state and how they evolve throughout time, yet they allow for entangled superpositions in which the observer also enters into an entangled superstate of experiencing two things at the same time, despite this directly contradicting out empirical observations when carrying out such physical experiments?

>>690710848
our*

>>690710345
longest time dog will stay knotted to her?

anyone know someone who has been fucked by a doggo?

>>690710848
dumbfag cant even spell....

Does anyone have a download to the program that hacks into a hibernation file and makes the contents readable? There was project sandman a long time ago.

>>690710848
Plato's Theory of Forms, motherfucker.

>>690711858
I knew someone who had their first sexual experience because of one.

>>690713493
ditto

I was playing my ps3 and I took the disc out and the game was still running. How is that possible if the game data is on the disc?

>>690708548
Is there a built-in remedy for Khrushchev and Kennedy?

>>690713587
Temporarily file download. It keeps the game running in case of skips.

>>690713667
I don't know. But I can give you the remedy for a coma.

A large of melatonin in the IV drip. Why? REM reset.

>>690713917
you dense motherfucker

I can answer many questions in the scientific field. Keep 'em coming fuckers.

>>690708548
Why did the Germans turn away from Paris, starting the Battle of the Marne?

how do i get to... the deep web....

>>690713367
Plato's theory of forms references (at least) two qualitatively different metaphysical states of existence. The superposition in question involves a diverging of one metaphysical state into two, both of which are qualitatively identical except with respect to the outcome of the experiment which produced the superposition... Doesn't work.

>>690714132
Don't ask the internet, ask a tech-savvy friend.

>>690710848
Things can exist in our minds that contradict what other parts of our minds perceive as reality. Plato came up with a Theory of Forms, whereby he asserted that non-physical (but substantial) forms (or ideas) represent the most accurate reality. As sure as a nigger loves watermelon, son, it can be reconciled - we just don't yet know how.

>>690711962
shit.

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Where can I download an audio clip of the "space roar"?

>>690714069
See
>>690710848

how do i play sound for webm's been lurking for a while just never been fucked asking

>>690714061
Leave the poor summerfag alone. He's just a pup.

>>690714551
Have you heard of the 4chan Gold account? You need one of those

>>690714360
But the Platonic Ideal is just that....Ideal. These are physical superpositions where physical objects exist in two separate (and maximally different) physical states at the same time.

>>690714132
You quit being a edgy little shit, and realize there's nothing there anyway.

>>690714336
The ONLY answer to that question is "Tor nodes are easily compromised by the FBI." Jesus christ. Dark web is good for bomb recipes and NSA watchlists, that's about it.

>>690714726
naah fam, an old friend showed me some real shit, shit worse than anything i've ever seen on here, there's something out there, something not even a 4chan gold account can access

>>690714870
This. There's nothing there.

msg me on kik i love men
username izzydabbkungbop
wink

>>690714720
Man you're not getting it. The whole point of the Theory of Form is that our own perception, collectively verified or not, is the only real evidence we have of anything. Since our perception is flawed, reality is flawed. It's the whole Matrix thing, or Plato's Allegory of the Cave. How can we know what reality is if we can't see?

how the sun burning if no oxygen in space?

>>690714947
Well, if this was a while ago, i believe you. But now a days there ain't shit. It's just a bunch kids calling themselves 1337 hackers, drug and/or gun stores, and locked sites that are totally the FBI just trying to get your information.

>>690714079
UK intervention. Even though the Reich was strong, allied forces had something to fight for, homeland and honor, while the invading force lacked a reason besides command telling them what to do. Even though the Allies lost more men, it was a victory for the defenders.

What is a doggo?

>>690715252
yeah fair point, i understand why too, i was really unprepared going into the deep web for the first time, i guess i'm lucky my friend didn't tell me how to get on there, i would have become even more fucked up than i already am

This is my first post on 4chan... Sorry if this gets a bit long. So... there's someone I met by chance through a KIK gaming chat (a troll prison, rather), and at first I thought he was funny and original until I discovered that he's some douchey puppet of 4chan, and the humor isn't his - it's this whole community's. I'm getting off track here lol. Somewhat soon after meeting him, I've gotten spammed with stupid faggots and their dick pics (not once, not twice, but thrice). He's the only person I know that uses 4chan (he's a regular), and two of his girl friends were telling me about how they suspected he was advertising their names on KIK, too. He vehemently denies it even though he's an asshole and thinks this kind of stuff is side-splittingly funny.

My questions are:
1) It's probably him putting my name everywhere, right?
2) What's the best way to get back at him? More or less, he fell for me, but his unorthodox interests and personality are starting to annoy the fuck out of me.

>>690715623
a dog you stupid fucking nigger
doggo and dogger are the same thing; a dog
a pupper is a baby dog
a fucking satanistic cuntface is a cat

When he says nothing, he meant nothing worth anal reconstructive surgery after a 35-45 year stint in some fucking FBI dungeon.

>>690715824

Thank you kind anon

If the camera adds ten pounds, then is the NRA the reason why America's so fat?

>>690715948
anything to help a newfag, we all were once in your cum filled socks or some shit

>>690715656
Take a hike, solstice-fag. Don't even have the common courtesy to call us faggots. No respect for the oldfags anymore! It's all take, take, take.

>>690715656
>regular
he is not a regular he is a oldfag, as you are clearly a newfag (someone that doesn't use 4chan often) i will let you off with a warning, but if it happens again i will eat chipotle and cover your family in my explosive shit you little cuntfaced nigger

>>690715107
Nigger I'm a philosophy major at Columbia. I get the forms. What I'm saying is that the forms have nothing to do with the measurement problem in quantum mechanics. If you want to take the radically skeptical view and question our empirical experience of reality, you can do that with literally anything but it's not helpful in this instance.

>>690715993
No, the NRA gives books to people to read about guns. Muslims give magazines to gays.

>>690716341
Did you just fucking help a newfag? Man I thought we were gonna stay all Fight Club with these confused fucks.

>>690716369
using big words doesn't make you smart you insecure anxious little twat, you're equally as autistic as every other little newfag sandnigger on this fucking board, you aren't fucking special, you could kill yourself and the world's average IQ would go back up, you ain't shit you're bringing the world down much like every other edgy shitdick faggot

How would one go about hunting cryptids and other animals of legend and just legends in general?

>>690716369
It is fucking helpful because in quantum mechanics we aren't dealing with things within the laws of physics because these new discoveries CHANGE the laws of physics. What Plato tells us is that without a foundation of truth, there is no supposition on which to ponder our contradictions. The very premise of contradiction itself implies two opposite truths co-existing. Since not even the most rudimentary of foundations can be built for this problem to even be solvable, it's futile without first knowing not "how" but "what". And seriously, Re: being a philosophy major - I'm sorry for your loss.

>>690717319
find an ausfag, they are near urban legends themselves, they will surely know something about this

>>690717319
Don't unless you don't value your life. Supernatural or Paranormal? It makes a difference.

>>69071691
Fucking destroyed

Why do black people stink?

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>>690717803
second

>>690717710
I'd say both. I really wanna explore both.

>>690718073
Crime is sweaty work, crack is easier to find than soap, and in general if you ask a nigger what floss is they'll show you a photo of some booty in a thong.

>>690718213
Paranormal consists of Sqautch, Chupa,Dogmen, and other earthly beings. Even ayy lmaos. If you need to, bring powerful gun, and always a couple buds, those aren't the dangerous ones. Supernatural beings are not of this world. What's your religious preference? They operate on more of a spiritual level, and killing them would be difficult.

>>690710848

When you check it
You reck it


Many little things make one big thing

There is always a general consensus of states

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>>690718691
>Even ayy lmaos.

I fucking kek'd the piss right out of me, hand to god.

>>690718691
Shit. So supernatural not my game then. I was baptised Catholic but I don't practice for jack dick. Thanks for the advice! I hope one day I can actually go and hunt a paranormal creature.

ok but how come i get a boner while eating hmmm??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVE6JKNJlbs&feature=youtu.be

How many niggers does it take to change a lightbulb?

>>690718954
Yeah no prob OP. Check out Kentucky back country for Dogmen. Wahington Idaho and Oregon for Squatch. Bring camping and maybe you'll see shit. See you on /x when you do.

>>690719218
Here's to hoping! Also not OP but thanks again. FYI I am not fucking with anything Asian. I am not racist torwards Asian people but I am to their legends. Not fucking with em.

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What is a clitoris?

OP doesn't suck cock

>>690719945
You're a fucking faggot. Everyone knows OP is a massive flamboyant faggot.

>>690719945
Your full of shit

>>690719945
You're full of shitposts.

>>690719945
You're so full of shit. OP is a massive faggot

>>690719945
You fucking stupid fuck

>>690719945
Don't lie it's bad for you

>>690710848
quantum dynamical equations of motion assume conservation of energy. Conservation of energy is not a given in general relativity (depends on your metric). When you consider the non-conservation of energy/momentum according to general relativity, you can get wave functions which are in distinct time and space eigenstates. The Lindblad equation which considers open quantum systems (systems which do not conserve energy) give time evolution operators that make the quantum system look like it "collapses" after a period of time.

>>690719158

2. One to stack the watermelons, and one to steal the TV.

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>>690708548
How big is jupiter compared to earth?

Did you know all the planets in our solar system could fit in the space between the earth and moon?

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>>690720310
I dunno, pretty fucking big?

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Putin is mad because he has to go to bed. Goodnight, Putin!

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>>690720396
Yep

>>690720157
I'm currently writing a paper which deals with quantum mechanical considerations of the energy leakage of our universe due to cosmological expansion. Basically, I combine the energy change in time equation in a friedmann universe with the heisenberg uncertainty principle and get a timescale for collapse which depends on the expansion rate of the universe and its total mass. When you plug in the mass of our universe, you get roughly twice the planck time.


This suggests that symmetries=uncertainty, and that all wave function collapse really is due to the inherent symmetries/conservations of certain kinds of interactions. Some interactions conserve energy, some conserve momentum, some "conserve" time and space (are symmetric in momentum and energy), but none of them conserve both 4momentum and 4space.

>>690719532
Theyre pretty tame. Oni and Tengu are probably most intimidating. Native American cryptids are the ones I shit myself over, but I'm always out and about in their shit so whatever.

>>690720396

There once was a hambeast named Janet,
whose ass was so large Earth can't have it,
She first ate the moon,
And the others came soon,
Now that distance is called one Hamplanet.

>>690715170
Its hydrogen fusion

>>690720396
Betwixt the tumbling cold spheres of stone
A chasm
A trench
A void
Were it unique, it might be of note
Part of our minds, instead of alone
A nothing without a name, nor chart
- Anon

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Been angry af recently, for no apparent reason. Low sounds like humming or buzzing or singing pisses me the fuck off. Recently even the slightest annoyances have been getting to my head, and I feel like I finally snapped.
wat do?

>>690721085
Go kill yourself you little fucking pussy.

>>690721085
No I'm just kidding. I get that too sometimes. Listen to calming music. Dont drink coffee in the afternoon. Read a nice action book.

>>690720396
The void, the vacuum
The vastness, the infinity
op truly is a faggot

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>>690721162
good idea but I've never done it before so you'd need to show me the ropes

>>690717364
Physics doesn't concern itself with "what", it really only concerns itself with "how". Many have a very big misunderstanding of what Physics is supposed to explain.

Sure talking about the nature of reality is good, but it's way beyond the scope of Physics. Physics would never be able to tell us what reality is.

>>690721202
Good idea. I'll also look into ways of releasing this pent up anger without destroying everything. Maybe go back to punching trees.

>>690721504

Working out helps a lot with anger/anxiety/etc.... Do some cardio/weightlifting until you can't feel your soul, then hit the sauna for a bit.

>>690721504
No man it's not about releasing anger. It's not about swallowing it either. It's about letting it go. Take deep breaths, and realize that you're not in control. All of your loved ones, all you've ever known, the earth, the sun, this galaxy, the entire universe as we know it will eventually die. So make the most out of the woefully instantaneous little snippet of time we have to enjoy things like vaginas and banana bread and Breaking Bad. Let the anger go, don't use it and dont keep it. Just let it go and think of the vastness of the universe.

>>690710848
Math is an incomplete language. There are factors relevant the equations do not encompass, particularly since people are incapable of even perceiving much that is extant, much less comprehending.

>>690711858
Yes. Even got caught

>>690721466
Btw, in my understanding, physics is the study of interaction. But can interaction really be understood if you don't know what the hell is interacting? It's like driving a car by sound. You might be able to understand a few basic things, and you might even get lucky a few times. But ultimately, without the "what", there can be no interaction to study the "how". And seriously it's not just about physics, is it? It's about philosophy as well. We're entering theoretical physics, which is about as scientific as Jules Verne, at times (as I'm sure you will agree).

>>690713587
Ram motherfucker

>>690722324
Mid-kek.

>>690714132
Tor motherfucker

>>690714720
You're supposing. You're not supposed to. And there is more than one universe, so anything goes.

>>690722453
Do you not read replies? How does a newfag even know about Tor, anyway?

>>690715170
It.... doesn't.

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>>690715623
Snip snip doggo with tail nipper

>>690715656
First, yes.

Second, dox him here. No need to even request any action. The dox are enough to set off repercussions absent further discussion.

Third, tit pic with timestamp.

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Can I have some tips on reading an opponent in smash?

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How do magnets work?

>>690716914
>being this triggered

>>690722304
Physics studies patterns in the universe and expresses the patterns using math.

For example, Physics doesn't really tell you what "time" is philosophically, but we can still understand a simple concept of time and use a watch to predict what might happen next due to a particular equation.

Sure, I can tell you what Physics thinks particles are and what Physics thinks time/space is, but the definitions of these are not philosophically rigorous. I've told what Physics thinks of reality to my Philosophy friends, and the discussion went no where. Physics really has no evidence on the matter. Asking Physicists to come up with an answer to "what" is pointless. That's the job of Philosophers.

>>690717319
Shotgun motherfucker

>>690723771
There's a north end and a south end. Opposites attract, like poles repel.

>>690710269
They don't, dogs don't last that long.

>>690723686
Lol m2k

>>690723879
Tenks :)

>>690723826
Another example would be answering the question, "what is a duck".

Physics would answer that question by describing how the duck behaves. You still get an understanding of duck, but it does not really answer "what" the duck is.

>>690717364
You're the reason people hate philosophers. You've done absolutely nothing to answer my question, or even speak within the domain in which the question was established. If you don't know anything about quantum mechanics, just say that. This is sophism at its best. Change your name to Protagoras then kill yourself immediately please.

>>690718073
Because of the junk in their jeans

>>690718073
Or the gunk in their genes

>>690718818
This man gets it.
You left out Bohm though.

can precum get someone pregnant (i had no intercourse before)

>>690719802
Micropenis motherfucker

>>690722743
Everett was a fucking hack and everyone outside of Oxford (and apparently you) realizes this.

>>690714551
Webms have no sound on /b/ to stop people doing surprise scream/orgasm noise webms and spamming them. If you want webms with sound go to /gif/

>>690724216
Yes, according to my health teacher. Sperm is microscopic and takes a group effort to tear down the wall of the uterus so a sperm can swim through. Since they're microscopic, there may be hundreds or even thousands of sperm in your precum. Always use a condom bud.

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How many benzos and opiates(and what brand) and how much alcohol will it take to painlessly kill a 90 pound person? What about a 180 pound person? Will the age matter? If you overdose far too much then will you feel a lot of pain?

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Question for the sleeper Sonyggers on /b/.

About an hour ago I was murdering hordes of Tracers as muramasa senpai Genji in Overwatch when I was unexpectedly disconnected. Upon trying to reconnect to OW/PSN I kept getting an error code (ws-37397-9) for no apparent reason. I've tried rebuilding the PS4 database, resetting my router/ps4, changing the DNS/MTU settings but still no solution.

Any anons dealt with this and had it resolved? I'm getting antsy not being able to Ryūjin no ken o kurae! fuccbois.

>>690720396
No they couldn't,
And they wouldn't
Cuz they shouldn't
So stfu
Just stfu
And gtfo

How do I poison a person and get away with it?

>>690721085
Take your antipsychotics Jason

What are good champs in league?

>>690718073
Any generation who has stayed in a desert-like landscape for thousands of years without bathing or providing shade for their 80 years will eventually get a burnt chicken smell.

They smell because their skin has been burned by the sun's radiations for thousands of years, that's also why everyone who has stood in the desert is a low-intelligent aggressive psychopath.

>>690722782
Dude, Al Gore and I invented the deep web before your pappy's eyes got to gleaming

Why do you still believe in a false god?

>>690723911
They do when the knot is tied

>>690724870
Poison them with cancer. Everything causes cancer.

>>690724870
Poison them then poison yourself and you'll never have to face the consequences

>>690724216
Yes

As an aside, two of my kids were conceived through anal

>>690724216
It can if you haven't pissed since you last ejaculated. But on it's own, no it can't, doesn't contain sperm.

>>690724610
Eat too many pills you will puke.

I puked up 7 grams of morphine. Thought it was enough to kill a herd of me

>>690724216
>>690725758
But still, use a condom

>>690723771
They have been charged. Electromagnets make waves in electrons through spiralling electrons travrlling through metal. Rare earth are basically the wave imprinted on metal.

>>690724610
Just take a bath , drink a bottle of booze with some benzos and slit your wrists. Or stop being a bitch and get your shit together

Where can i find 3mm rgb leds and what else do i need to make a programmable grid of them?

>>690708548

is woman capable of getting fucked and piss at the same time? if yes > proof

>>690721929
I'm sorry but I am like the anon you replied to, and this makes me angry.

Like, all my life..
I've never had friends, I didnt talk to hoes, turned down sex at 15 y/o because I didnt want to hurt her (15 y/o too) and have her mad at the world for me taking that from her at a young age.
I always stuck up for the right thing and always tried to help out
I donated to charity, helped the needy and the un-needy alike
I acted nice to people I never liked because I didnt want to hurt their feelings
My sister abused my constantly and I said nothing back because she's my sister and you're meant to love family.
I had my first job at 15, and two jobs at 16.
I worked hard as fuck, NEVER got a mark below C+ until Grade 11 when I failed a chemistry test, because of depression and suicidal tendencies (I had tried 3 times that year alone)
I exited high school with an OP score of 5 (highest being 1)
I worked my ass off, although having to drop one job to do so I got a degree of Comp Science and general IT as fast as I possibly could
Ive never smoked weed, ciggies or done any drug at all actually.
Ive never been properly drunk
I can no longer cry
I didnt talk to my dad for 5 years straight as a kid
My mother abused me

Are you telling me that all my life... I've tried so hard, got so fucking far (no, not a meme), tried to help others, been completely independent and never asking for cash...

Ive done all this for nothing? Sure as shit that makes me want to go downstairs and punch the brick wall until I can't feel my hands

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>>690708548
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?

>>690723809
>being this hungry for cock flavored bait

Why don't we Lunch our nuclear wast into the sun?

>>690726446
You lived life wrong if you wanted a successful booty filled life.

If you want a fulfilling spiritual life, smoke weed do lsd and spread happiness in a hippie town, if you want a playboy life, work out, take shortcuts and shit on people with no remorse to get ahead.

We live in a capitalist time and always will.

Advice now that you fucked up though, either make a new life for yourself or do some soul searching.

>>690727336
It already takes too much fuel and resources to break orbit.

And why would we want to reduce our limited earth resources even if it is waste.

>>690726404
Seeing as they aren't the same hole, I'm gonna guess, yeh

i assume if she gets fucked in the ass > yes, but is it possible when same hole

>>690727401
I think I just want to kill myself.
I'm useless, always have been.

does god exist?

>>690710848
Renormalization. Effective planck's constant becomes zero when you look at composite systems, and quantum effects disappear.

>>690708548
This made me want to see the sword in the stone

check 'em boi

>>690728188
I'd be amazed on how you fit your dick in there

They don't pee from the vaginal opening, they have a separate hole for that called the urethral opening

>>690720396
The Sun couldn't fit between the Earth and Moon, moron

>>690710848
The answer is 34.5

Is skinning a human same as skinning any kind of animal after hunting? Was thinking of finding someone to try cannibalism on sometime.

>>690710848
42

>>690708548
Why is the study of ufo's so ridiculed in the scientific community? There is so much evidence that it's not a matter if they exist, but what they actually are is the main question that should be looked at.

>>690729594
The vast majority of UFO reports can be explained by science easily. I think the UK Government used to have a department for UFO reports, but it got closed down recently because it found nothing of merit after 50 years of non-stop searching. Most reports are either due to atmospheric or psychological effects.

>>690729594
It's the terminology. UFOs and Alien spaceships arent the same. Alien ships will most likely always be ufos, but not all ufos are spaceships, see? The way you word it, I assume you mean some sort of alien spaceship, but it sounds like you think we deny the existence of unidentified flying objects, which nobody can fucking deny because theyre proven (obviously) to exist. UFO =/= Anal probe

>>690729976
FUCK YOU MY QUADS OVERPOWER

>>690708548
Where did Merlin go on his holiday?

>>690729594
Because people are retarded enough to make hoaxes of things that would actually make you shit yourself

Cryin' Shit Wolf

>>690730124
Where ever the niggers arent

>>690729999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFNN81Ax1NQ